Post B5GbBFANlMaYSfsQVs by cwebber@social.coop
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 (DIR) Post #B5GbBFANlMaYSfsQVs by cwebber@social.coop
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       Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4*deep breath in*HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao
       
 (DIR) Post #B5GbBFOYudvnAeVkcC by lispi314@udongein.xyz
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       @cwebber What an absurd situation.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5HERwWgDVrpmiGC1I by wordshaper@weatherishappening.network
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       @cwebber if Microsoft is going to charge license fees for agents using their software I can only assume that Oracle sales reps are busy inventing a whole new branch of mathematics to calculate their AI licensing fees.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5HEW9dRQ5MDbGQmIK by Brokar@mastodon.social
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       @cwebber Haha yeah, or steal or pirate the software like any other AI steals and pirates content from the internet.AI really makes them come up with the weirdest ideas ...Anyone thought that in order to purchase a license one must have funds to do so. Would you provide your account or credit card data to an AI?Didn't think so.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5HEW9sKWjGcLROfVA by ramin_hal9001@fe.disroot.org
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       > AI really makes them come up with the weirdest ideas@Brokar  to me, these weird ideas they come up with is evidence that they don't have a plan or a business model to earn profits (apart from selling AI to fascist dictatorships for mass surveillance) and are desperate to recoup the losses in their investments, and prevent the bubble from bursting.@cwebber
       
 (DIR) Post #B5HEbKjvYoHJUKvzTE by AG7GM@mastodon.radio
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       @cwebber That's hilarious. Who's going to *make them* purchase instead of pirate it? The folks that taught them to not lie, er, I mean hallucinate?Yeah. Give your head a shake.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5HEbL0EaBK2IuZ0t6 by mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org
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       @cwebber @AG7GM "Make no mistakes. Don't hallucinate." 😹