Post B4jRB3K0OHzJy2yEme by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #B4jRB3K0OHzJy2yEme by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
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       NINETY DAYSNINETY INCIDENTSNINETY PERCENTYOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE #github
       
 (DIR) Post #B4jy6OYbJ8BOrqBUNk by slembcke@mastodon.gamedev.place
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       @0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…
       
 (DIR) Post #B4jy6OkeaJp9TDp7AW by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
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       @slembcke to confirm what someone else said while I was asleep, it’s an independent third party tracker called the “missing” github status page. https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/they track ten subsystems separately, which are each in the 96% to 99.9% range, then overlay all those incidents on the same timeline to arrive at 90% overall. I do not have any particular stance on whether github’s own tracker or this third party one is more fair and accurate, beyond “90-90-90 is hilarious” and observing only one of them has a contractual stake in possibly sometimes downplaying issues a little bit.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4jz16xJQD5ymems2i by s0@cathode.church
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       @0xabad1dea pretty sure this means https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/ now has a higher uptime percentage, despite running on an SBC on a solar panel on a balcony
       
 (DIR) Post #B4jzRkHxnxbsIo9Awq by emily@fedi.uni.horse
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       @0xabad1dea they're right there, idk what your problem is
       
 (DIR) Post #B4kGKgYcyfKFvLA1gm by eri@mk.moth.zone
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       @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange mfw the server that lives in my basement has better uptime than a trillion dollar company
       
 (DIR) Post #B4l4jdHdHboAiWIhWa by IzzyOnDroid@floss.social
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       @0xabad1dea Do I just imagine hearing voices from the engine room – or do you hear them as well?- Of course you're right, I should not have shut down that service…Not that one either you dumb §#%!- Oh my, of course not!Hey, do not… AAAAAA!
       
 (DIR) Post #B4srNVVVllou5baia8 by m0xEE@breloma.m0xee.net
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       @0xabad1dea By 2090 90% of code would be written by AI :marseysuit:
       
 (DIR) Post #B4srNVjKwMsYmU3l8C by meeper@udongein.xyz
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       @m0xEE @0xabad1dea (the last 10% takes more time than the 90% would have taken by hand)
       
 (DIR) Post #B4sraCjCtvOfbz3Ggy by m0xEE@breloma.m0xee.net
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       @meeper @0xabad1dea And you can't even push those 10% of functional commits because GH is 90% down :marseylaughwith: