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Ariadne reviews KubeCon booths, a thread
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JFrog: 8/10, nice neon accents on the floors. solid design.
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ScaleOps: 7/10, leans heavily into the Tron motif. maybe too heavily?
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Teleport: 9/10. very purple.
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wiz: 9.5/10, reminds me of blockbuster video which means I'm old. minus half a point because they have a harry potter movie pun.
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futbol precision lab: idk I don't care about futbol
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minimus dart game: 7.5/10, not real darts but the fun police probably wouldn't have allowed that anyway
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Dell: 9/10. they have cute servers on display. may be biased because ariadne.space runs purely on Dell infrastructure
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Google cloud: 7.5/10, reminds me of an apple store.
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AWS: 8.5/10, interesting concept, also the booth design has more soul than the Google one
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red hat: 9.5/10, but they always have a good booth game
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Suse: 8/10. they have a robot dog.
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datadog: 9/10. cool use of vertically mounted displays
(DIR) Post #B4e6qo0GfH7BnF0UYy by jamesh@aus.social
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@ariadne it can even drag it's arse on the carpet like a real dog?
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vmware: 6/10. as bland as the parent company.
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@ariadne would've expected them to have the robot dog, tbh
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Nutanix: 7.5/10, bland design but at least they're not owned by broadcom
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isovalent: 8.5/10, but I will upgrade them to a 10/10 if they give me the crochet bee plushie
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dash0: the booth is ok but the jumpsuits really bring them to a 9.5/10
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flyte: their mascot reminds me of spyro the dragon. 9/10.
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@ariadne the fruit factory, only it's made of banner ads
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Pagerduty: I like the swag claw machine. they have a huge line so I won't be trying it. cool neon floor accents like jfrog. 8/10
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open observe: they blasted my eardrums out the other day because they don't have a dbx unit. however the video wall and the beach theme are cool. 8.5/10.
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minimus: good use of neon accents. overall a solid booth design. 9/10
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ASML: I got to talk shop about extreme ultraviolet lithography. infinity out of 10.
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isovalent hooked me up with a eBPF keychain, upgraded to 9.998/10
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sonatype: bowling alley theme is cute, 9/10
(DIR) Post #B4e9zGgIE0CAunOHrM by pius@social.treehouse.systems
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@ariadne Where are you exactly
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chainguard: digging the IKEA Kallax storage unit aesthetic. 8.5/10
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@ariadne Is the robot dog butt-scooting because it has robot worms?
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teleport: the use of architectural elements to create nooks is cute. but the space is underutilized. 8/10.
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komodor: digging the comic book theme, 9.8/10
(DIR) Post #B4eAkYZFXchk00e3we by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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Grafana: the gayest stickers at kubecon. also the 3D printer demo is always cool. 10/10
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@ariadne if you want gayer stickers I'm open to putting requests in with the marketing team. Though I'm still trying to get them to make Grafana dog collars, so I'm clearly not winning at making the place even gayer.
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@pius kubecon
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i would have rated the edera booth but it seems unfair to rate your own booth etc.
(DIR) Post #B4eY4HJtfuyLFBpxyK by cadey@pony.social
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@ariadne I wish I was there to rate it! I'm currently in recovery after surgery or I'd be there :(
(DIR) Post #B4eY9Pu3BsqFJPCKTQ by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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(technically we had two booths. we went hard this year because i'm not going to the fucking promised land)
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@ariadne is it running kubernetes
(DIR) Post #B4eeqp4s4FfRZBL8Wu by wronglang@bayes.club
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@ariadne no no, we want to know
(DIR) Post #B4eiGxRzrKr0vVJJWy by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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@xyhhx great question, didn't ask. it had a remote controller so I suspect not
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@ariadne Does it have hip dysplasia?