Post B4MQ08xAXkUhetRebI by shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net
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 (DIR) Post #B4MQ08xAXkUhetRebI by shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net
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       used to be you could pinch people at work on st patrick’s day for not wearing green. can’t any more, because of woke.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4MQispHLoRefj5WQi by quat@woof.group
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       @shadowfacts on the radio just now the DJ told this joke but unironically. "ho ho ho you'll get sent to HR or maybe even jail! anyway here's..." and then the next song to come on started with the lyrics "Chevy Silverado™"
       
 (DIR) Post #B4MjJk9uKwKRgFSlZw by stephencoyle@mastodon.social
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       @shadowfacts these days, if you pinch someone at work on St Patrick's Day, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.(Sincerest apologies that the only source of context appears to be TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katmando0/video/7119521588826983686)