Post B45NTnng9SvrBv8cqW by phnt@fluffytail.org
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 (DIR) Post #B45LS9MMp6P5ZMRoki by newt@stereophonic.space
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       Errors in different programming languages.:c:  No build error. But running the code will burn your computer.:cpp: INCOMPREHENSIBLE WALL OF TEXT:rust: You're code isn't gay enough. Add more gay.:lisp: Matching parenthesis not found:haskell: Developer lacks a PhD in category theory:python: Wrong indentation detected:ruby: 私は実際には日本語を全く知りませんが、少なくともこれは面白いはずです:perl: Missing %#$ in $??s:;s:s;;$?::s;;=]=>%-{<-|}<&|`{;;y; -/:-@[-`{-};`-{/" -;;s;;$_;see:java: Your enterprise subscription to Java has expired:javascript: Failed to get subsystem status for purpose Object { rejected: true, message: Error } content-script.js:104:25(Nobody is going to read this any way)
       
 (DIR) Post #B45LVqxVBDAxeqaCvY by newt@stereophonic.space
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       I wrote this after figuring out an incomprehensible wall of text from my C++ code btw
       
 (DIR) Post #B45LzJsMkHdfjzEP4a by p@raru.re
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       gcc 15 errors are nicer for very templated code@newt
       
 (DIR) Post #B45MTwMoCXkTo24W24 by wertimer@clubcyberia.co
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       @newt just keep a fire extinguisher handy smh
       
 (DIR) Post #B45MVtLaOpfP1HQkQS by newt@stereophonic.space
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       @p >gcc version 15.2.0 (GCC) no, they aren't.
       
 (DIR) Post #B45Md06bfcie0WoVns by p@raru.re
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       Comparatively @newt
       
 (DIR) Post #B45MiM3ZU5YlXFwmAK by p@raru.re
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       I forgot how much I rely on clangd lsp now tbh@newt
       
 (DIR) Post #B45NSKF8YiEPERHFs8 by yonle@fedinet.waltuh.cyou
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       @newt Golang: invalid pointer address at 0x00; goroutine 213: …..
       
 (DIR) Post #B45NTnng9SvrBv8cqW by phnt@fluffytail.org
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       @newt Elixir: warning: a struct for Asdf.Hjkl is expected on struct update: %Asdf.Hjkl{struct | var: "qwerty"}} but got type: dynamic(). Here's how you fix it, but it doesn't matter. Oh btw, a typing violation was found.
       
 (DIR) Post #B45OuKnoAnVH1qPjc0 by tobias@poa.st
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       @newtDlang whenever you feel ready.  no rush.
       
 (DIR) Post #B45OuLAUoReSAD1qyW by newt@stereophonic.space
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       @tobias dlang is dead
       
 (DIR) Post #B45RKiBw2FMl0SP94i by snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
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       @newt :ok: your stack isn't balanced, fuck you
       
 (DIR) Post #B45TKnPkogSx752JAe by chrislw@podcastindex.social
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       @newt another Python one Literal Newline Detected
       
 (DIR) Post #B45gJZ0oB3qFYl6vaa by k1tteh@uwu.social
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       @newt python: "stack trace: 400 lines beginning with the word "at"the actual error messagethe entire qu'ran”
       
 (DIR) Post #B46rsukQeJvZlGT65w by berkberkman@shitposter.world
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       @newt :golang: ?
       
 (DIR) Post #B46rsuyFouzES8w8e0 by newt@stereophonic.space
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       @berkberkman the main error in golang. It's staring at you.