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Happy 🙌 Thanksgiving!! 🍽🍁 It’s 2025 and this year 🗓️ the turkey 🍗🍗 🦃 gobbler 🤤 of the 😬👏 year 🙌📅 is 🚮😍 Diddlin’ Donnie 👯♀️ and his 👉👑 good 🍆💦 “friend” 🕺🏻 Bubba 🍆💦💦 This 😭💦 year, 🌅 We the People have 😂 soooooooo much 🙌👎 to 💦💪 be 🐝 thankful 🙏 for! 🎅🍆 We 🚟👨 had ❗ the BIGGEST, HARDEST, WETTEST 💦 government ⚖ shutdown EVER 🥳 not to mention how 💁🙂 many of our 💰 loyal civil 🏢 servants got DOGED by 😈 that 😤 Felon Musk 😎 earlier this year🥳 ‼ If 🚀 you 👈😃 have an 🦅 inflation 🎈📈kink, this year 📅 has been 👀 one for 🙃🔞 the 🅱🍝 books 📕 because ➡👨🏼Daddy 💦 Donnie thrust his 🍆🍆THICCC 🍆🍆tariffs 💵🤑 right into 👉➡ our tight 😫🔝 🍑 little 🚸 wallets 🍗😂 and now NOBODY 🙅⛔ can afford Thanksgiving dinner! 🍔 But 🍑🍑 that’s 🚟✌ okay 👌 because 👑 I hear Turkey 🦃 is 👏 OUT 🏎 and 🌮 TACO is 🙀💦 IN 🏠👏 (just 📲 like he 👨🤖 sent 👉📬 IN the national guard 🔫 to quell the RIOTS 🔥 in 📥 the 🍆 liberal cuckhavens like Lost 😏 Angeles 🌴🌴 and 🍆 Protlandia) 😖 I 🏼💰 hope 💭 you 👉🎵 red-blooded 👹🎈 🩸 Americans 💣🌎 are🙏 ready ✔ to 😰 gobble 👏🦃 gobble up ❤ Putin’s pussy 🐈 this 😏 year 🗓️ because you 🤖 know he’s got 💦☄ Trump’s turkey 🦃 👅 neckussy wrapped 🎁🎁 around 😲 his 🤔‼ little 🐭 finger! While you ❤😮 sluts 💰 are 🔢👏 busy ⏰ appropriating Native 🪶👹✊ American culture, ⛩📀 our favorite finger-lickin’ 💅 💦 Leavitt will 🙈🚫 be thrusting her 😅😞 BIG 🚀 FAT 👊 lies down 👅 our 🍂💰 throats 👄 💦 and reminding us 👥 all to 👬 forget 🤔❌ that ✔🤣 the 👈 pilgrims 🏊🏊 were 🙈 immigrants. 👩👧 Speaking 👏 of immigrants, 👨🚢 this 👉 year 🌎 Tom 😀😀 Homan, the ⏩💩 filthiest Border Czar yet, is going to 💦 go 🚦🤔 down HARD 👅🍆 on all 🙀👶 the 👏 immigrants 👨👧 and put 😤 them 🍑 on ICE 🧊🧊🧊 so that 💰 everyone 👉👩 can chill out 👖❌ 🥶 during 🚣 the 🙀 parade this year, you 👈 can catch 🔥 Pete Kegseth in 👏👇 the beer 🍺🍺 garden with absolutely 🙅 flawless 🤩 OPSEC, and Pam Bondi will 🍆😜 be nowhere ⁉😕 to 👏 be seen 👁 (she’s 👧🐰 busy giving 👸👸 Trump 🍊😬 a 🐀🔥 blumpkin 🍆 🧎🏻♀️💦 the portapotty 💩 🤢 behind ↩ Macy’s💩) Let’s 👀 not 👏 forget ❌ about our 🐕💑 good 🤣👍 pal 👧🏼 Epstein!!👯♀️ Keep 🙊 him 😥😨 in 👉⬇ your thots & prayers 🙏🙏 while 🕑 you suckle 🤤 on 🔛👏 that 😤 tender young flesh👧🏻 💦 of your 👨👉 Thanksgiving 🍁🙏 bird 🦅 ‼️‼️okay 👌✔ ✅ you 👉 👈✈ sexy 😍 😍😍 😇 sexy 😏🔞 😍 😈 gobbling 👄 👄 turkey 🦃🦃 🍆 poos 🦃🦃🦃 it’s 💦 time 🕢⏲ ⏰ for 🏔 ❓ 💰 me 😍 😭🤗 ✨👫 to 💦 go ✔🏃🏾 ➡️ atone for 🎁 😩💦 the 👨 👑😈 sins 👿👿 😩😩 ✝️ 😔of 💦💦 💦💦 🗜💦 my 👨 👨 ancestors💀💀💀👩🏼❤️💋👨🏼🤰🏼🤱🏼👩👧🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪SEND THIS TO TEN 🔟 OF YOUR SLUTTIEST 🍆 💦 🍑 TURKEYS 🦃 OR TACO 🌮 TRUMP’S NECKUSSY WILL GORILLA 🦍 GRIP ✊ YOU IN YOUR SLEEP 😱 😴