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"Perfect song to take a bath to in a Las Vegas hotel while tripping on acid "
(DIR) Post #A5eDJqk1045vPevToO by domodak
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"this song chills me because it gives me memories of my childhood when i used to play battlefield vietnam"
(DIR) Post #A5eDUlSMzLF2CysRnc by domodak
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"Dude, the Mountain King is pissed.. "
(DIR) Post #A5eDXBNxYYqDCjy2ka by domodak
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Image goku going to Super saiyan 3 for the first time whit this music 0_0
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"So... do I give my phone a cigarette too after this? Cause I feel like it earned it. "
(DIR) Post #A5eFsGRW9FMIsZoOcC by domodak
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"90s Grunge was nothing more than 80s hair metal guys out of costume playing 70s rock. "
(DIR) Post #A5eFwcb5ijRikSMr1U by domodak
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"It's like if Danzig went on tour with Iron Maiden and during Maiden's set Glenn came on stage and they played Doors songs."
(DIR) Post #A5eG2PMzoQTzShXAOW by domodak
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"The Doors probably would've played Metal if Jim was still around"
(DIR) Post #A5eG639KMxpnhksRSy by domodak
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"Yer a wizard Billy" - Hagrid, probably
(DIR) Post #A5eG807kaZT8tu4OJ6 by domodak
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"Jim Morrison's drunken vocal sound goes strangely good with Maiden!"
(DIR) Post #A5eGBKqY01hi2Uc4jQ by domodak
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"Scream for me, LA woman! SCREAM FOR ME LA WOMAAAAANN!!!!"
(DIR) Post #A5eGF3umtPLsgXNDua by domodak
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"L.A. Woman guitar fills played by me"is there nothing Bill can't do??
(DIR) Post #A5eGpiOnqpLOfYtH84 by domodak
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"Donna summer has that jerky right hand. I like it."
(DIR) Post #A5eGwPrBBnd1BkMITY by domodak
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"When you have three outfits and can't decide which one to wear.Put them all on."
(DIR) Post #A5eGywmJl61fs8I8C8 by domodak
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Before Aerosmith and Run DMC there was Ozzy and Donnađ€
(DIR) Post #A5eHwU8FOThAOzwGJc by domodak
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"That dropped so hard I had to use my grandmaâs life alert."
(DIR) Post #A5eI1WJihIG0cvhpVw by domodak
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"I was chilling on the couch when the beat dropped and caused me to throw the cat into the ceiling fan and start punching holes into the wall."
(DIR) Post #A5ogMaRX9LaElHuCOG by domodak
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âLeast bob Marley wouldnât.charge.500 dollars.for a ticket and claim to be a socialist like.r.a.t.mâ
(DIR) Post #A5ogQlXVprG8Kph8AS by domodak
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âIâm going to put together a band just so we can play this live.â
(DIR) Post #A5ogVUyaqQ16PfcOYa by domodak
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âIs it weird that when Iâm in the car and I hear Rebel Yell, I sing âdonât give up the fightâ during the chorus?â
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âItâs a crime Danzig was never on Soul Train.â
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âWow, that cheesy big haired diva⊠and Donna Summer.â
(DIR) Post #A5ohQjbF9D5oGyzMO0 by domodak
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âThis is what The Doors would sound like in the disco era.â
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âThereâs no way you can play a Danzig track and get people to danceââHold my beerâŠâ
(DIR) Post #A5qdkJ8REztQUAVrkW by domodak
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âStep 4, I CAST FIST!!!~I, Cato Sicarius, cannot feel my teeth wuwuwuwuwuwuwuâŠ~â
(DIR) Post #A5txzEW5HB9r3vqao4 by domodak
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âAs you summon Marvin Gaye from the afterlife, this begins to play as smoke rises and flames arise from the pentagram lol. â
(DIR) Post #A5u5F1EF99r2ACycBU by domodak
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âShampoo bottle is hitting me with valid points, I must go beyond and rebuttle, use more than 100%âŠâ
(DIR) Post #A5ujqFUn3txtID1Xe4 by domodak
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âStreet Fantasy 7 : Fated Retribution, featuring Heihachi from Tekken series.â
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âLOL! I can now headbang to Lucky Star! LOL!â
(DIR) Post #A60x8fAIpIaETEJMQq by domodak
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âI like the Blonde one. Yes I like Dave Murray.â
(DIR) Post #A60yRkM9qk1Q1jWJKi by domodak
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âanother motown metal classic .â
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When the Nazis stopped my grandfather:âSon do you know what weâre stopping you for?ââCause Iâm young and Iâm Jewish and my starâs down low? Do I look like a mind reader sir I donât know.â
(DIR) Post #A6B5oV3nWqGCVVKQ4m by domodak
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âAdam Levine is definitely in the top 100 slipknot membersâ
(DIR) Post #A6B60xE6dJDNL25YK8 by domodak
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âLiterally the song for people who âlisten to all genres of musicâ listen to.â
(DIR) Post #A6B64628LUVHWMzFEe by domodak
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âI played this for my dad and his response was âsounds like Linkin Parkâ Iâm speechlessâ
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âSlipknot is going to be so confused when they start playing shows again and seeing people wearing Maroon 5 t-shirtsâ
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âThis was too deep Will. Even the pigeons cried.â
(DIR) Post #A6B6d132sAdcC942jY by domodak
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âThat moment when your depression hits but youâre on the dance floor. This is an absolute bop!â
(DIR) Post #A6B6fjVYXjGafDhBUu by domodak
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âI shall name this genre⊠disco depression!â
(DIR) Post #A6B6ostF1w78Ms8bdQ by domodak
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âOkay but this sounds like a teen girlâs fanfic between an ultra-angsty boy and a starry-eyed girl whoâs too infatuated with his edge to realize that heâs genuinely complaining about their relationship.âAnswer: âWay too specific and at the same time, a typical Netflix teen movie scriptâ
(DIR) Post #A6B6sSbAitZJz7OJI8 by domodak
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âGroovy/Angsty is a beautiful combinationâ
(DIR) Post #A6B6wVMeNk5nilWl0K by domodak
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âThe girl is singing about being in love again, the boy is singing about being numb. Deepâ
(DIR) Post #A6B72XSbVB4xxXBnCy by domodak
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âGuy: Trying to talk about his depressionGirl: Youâre so hot when youâre broody.â
(DIR) Post #A6BI3A0HIZ0UziRHSi by domodak
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âSeptemberâ is actually the pulse of humanity which is why it goes with every songâ
(DIR) Post #A6BJSUYs6LaBwoGM2C by domodak
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âLady Gaga as Smurfetteâ
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âAn alternate universe where My Humps was produced by a really chill Daft Punkâ
(DIR) Post #A6BJt8yAUJPInensoq by domodak
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âThis beat makes me thirsty for a mojito and skinny jeansâ
(DIR) Post #A6BK4eHIQLMN5SEj7g by domodak
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âI think they can play this at prince phillip funeral, with Harry bobbing his head to it.â
(DIR) Post #A6BK9ZkagV1CUdHvd2 by domodak
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âWhen gang initation is who can blow the biggest bubbleâ
(DIR) Post #A6BKFehnAvmpb7sW6i by domodak
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âIf this song was a toy, it would be a teddy bear holding a shank.â
(DIR) Post #A6BKLXhO8dL9bZUqeW by domodak
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âimagine a swanky little gerard singing this in a jazz barâ
(DIR) Post #A6BKQE32cuyQ6hrEfI by domodak
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âOMG DUDE JESUS WALKED IN THE ROOM WHEN I PLAYED THIS SONGâ
(DIR) Post #A6BKXEr21kpudQaHq4 by domodak
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âthis is so good im deceasedâAnswer: âRest in Peaceâ
(DIR) Post #A6BKje583g2ULq5u4m by domodak
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âI imagine Vanessa Carlton playing her piano on the back of an urban assault vehicleâ
(DIR) Post #A6BKne4g1l2DUFn2no by domodak
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âIf the Undertaker doesnât come out to this at Wrestlemania Iâm unsubscribing from WWE Network.â
(DIR) Post #A6BKukGxNiIWjkv41w by domodak
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âIcons of the early 2000âs. 1 aged like fine wine, the other a can of cheese whiz in Arizona heat.âAnswer: âA can of cheese whiz in Arizona heatâ sounds like the name of a Limp Bizkit albumâ
(DIR) Post #A6BL6atI5X5j7CV2ga by domodak
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âSounds like my orchestra: us trying to play in the background with the conductor yelling at us over itâ
(DIR) Post #A6BLLDDqMxrS3J5FVQ by domodak
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âWhen Undertaker rides piano instead of bike during entrance.â
(DIR) Post #A6BMn9TvyBtSVvUpjE by domodak
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âWhen the executor says you can listen to your favorite song before you get beheadedâ
(DIR) Post #A6BSHhhnn6YX7CN2hc by domodak
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âI didnât know âFrank Sinatraâs Nervous Breakdownâ was a musical genre, but how do you doâ
(DIR) Post #A6DJ65Sj7x0C37coYS by domodak
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âThis song killed me and then immediately revived me six times in a rowâ
(DIR) Post #A6DJ9FPIbqihlFWqQK by domodak
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âthe intro was so long that for a good minute I thought Iâd been just tricked into listening to classical musicâ
(DIR) Post #A6DJC7ca0t6kTz6xpw by domodak
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âI canât wait to show this to my coworkers so they can hate me.â
(DIR) Post #A6DJJGfkl9rwa70Fmq by domodak
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âi cant tell if the music or the comments are killing me moreâ
(DIR) Post #A6DJPCLxjOhIvIZe1w by domodak
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âevery time i listen to it is like being beaten by a sledgehammer forty times. good job!â
(DIR) Post #A6DJSpUweEZdCJVUlk by domodak
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âI played this on repeat for at least a hour to hype me up to finish my mincraft roofâ
(DIR) Post #A6DJYekLXEORacUOOW by domodak
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âin the hall of the bottom jeansâ
(DIR) Post #A6DJrhAMlMLGb1jpmC by domodak
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â3 cave trolls and 1 balrog didnât like thisâ
(DIR) Post #A6HcmDqjKDoLKAmQVs by domodak
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Me: I dont want to donat-Reimu: gets shotgun
(DIR) Post #A6HdTB9bDuDFPr5b8q by domodak
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âGuess the lolis got forced into the ghetto world of San Andreasâ
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âFalls es irgendwo gewaltig rumpelt, keine Sorge, es ist kein Erdbeben. Georg Kreisler rotiert in seinem Grab!â
(DIR) Post #A6PmtK5b4s8RVgRDLE by domodak
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âNickelback really decided to explore their progressive/soft side with this oneâ
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âWhen youâre really pissed that you got voted off American Idolâ
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âIs this song is an overly aggressive ADHD child in church?Because it slaps when it really shouldnâtâ
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âThis episode of Greyâs Anatomy was so weirdâ
(DIR) Post #A6PncagUDyv40fHIPY by domodak
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âLet the bodies hit the floorâ âput a gun against his head pulled the trigger now his deadâ
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âThis one doesnât work. And itâs doesnât work spectacularly!â
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âfucking awful. brilliant job!â
(DIR) Post #A6Pnl9xAyimRiCAce8 by domodak
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âThis is a war crime and I love itâ
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âWhich dog have you released? Cerberus?â
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âCaribbean death metal is an unexplored genre that I want to hear more of.â
(DIR) Post #A6PolsUbTzhVnliDXU by domodak
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âif Eminem fronted Hatebreedâ
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âIf lars urlich played drums for meshuggahâ
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âWhen you want to stay a virgin so youre doing it in the ass instead.â
(DIR) Post #A6Ppkd0jer5vRzi3TU by domodak
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âI blast this while picking my younger brother up from schoolâ
(DIR) Post #A6PqjNYHkRcfAcN1cW by domodak
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when the trains in the parking lotpark it like its hotpark it like its hotpark it like its hotwhen the traffic tries to get at youhonk it like itâs hothonk it like itâs hothonk it like itâs hotif the tank get an attitudepark it like its notpark it like its notpark it like its noti gotta roll-y on the railsand im leaking oiland i fuel with best coalcause i got it oniâm a nice trainwith some nice steamssee this engine?see this top feed?
(DIR) Post #A6PqoDaSE1c1iDgzeS by domodak
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âmy mom walked in on me watching this, she hid the bleach and all the sharp objects after.â
(DIR) Post #A6PrF5aO55T0iSTSqW by domodak
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âIf Sabaton were on this list, it would just be an entirely different song about the military history of Lazy Townâ
(DIR) Post #A6PrHMc1kRYg6NKGTg by domodak
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Black Sabbath: âMake it slower. Slower. Slower, dammit.â goes into doom territory âOops. Thatâs too slow.â
(DIR) Post #A6PrU73etF45cqKUE4 by domodak
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âNightwish sounds like the last phase of a boss battleâ
(DIR) Post #A6Prmc9g0iPFHexzLk by domodak
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âThis beat is so hard thatLazy Town becomes Hardworking Townâ
(DIR) Post #A6Ruh3uAc2N1n1g3u4 by domodak
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âAll I want for christmas is fight on the hill in the early dayâ
(DIR) Post #A6RwYEp6qgNaxFELw0 by domodak
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âPlot twist: Thomasâs theme was acually the inspiration for Through the fire and flames.â
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âThis dude is the most wholesome twitch streamerâ
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âThe uncanny ability of Jerod to keep drumming flawlessly while laughing and making unga bunga noises concerns me.â
(DIR) Post #A6Rx2qvRkZCtoWnDJw by domodak
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âIf I was driving an ice cream truck, I would be bumping this around the neighborhood.â
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âBooty is like onions, theyâre round, they smell, but theyâre also good to eatâ -Shrek maybe
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Iâm starting to think your method is to put two iPods on shuffle and listen to what happens đ
(DIR) Post #A6Tx5opMOcK2UXHQoq by domodak
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My husband looked up at me cackling through my headphones and said âis it that guy again?âAnswer: âIs your husband single?â
(DIR) Post #A6TxANVHPfPhCD3tJI by domodak
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âThis comment is why I read youtube comments.â
(DIR) Post #A6TxFgICyzRYuwTb72 by domodak
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âWhen you still wear your Hot Topic spikey belt with your wedding tuxedo.â
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âI will never be able to keep a straight face at a wedding ever again.âAnswer: âSo a gay face?âAnswer #2: âsureâ
(DIR) Post #A6TxsKP8ISdyKG8xYO by domodak
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âSound like a modern Trigun song if you take the lyrics out.â
(DIR) Post #A6TyKCI83PmxGw9lXk by domodak
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âThis is like if the 3000 in Andre 3000 stood for the number of fools he sent to the morgue.â
(DIR) Post #A6a0XG9WNKEDrvFKGO by domodak
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âThe musical equivalent of doing a backflip into oncoming traffic and landing on your feet on the hood of a Maserati.â
(DIR) Post #A6a0c1DHLZWAz0GzZo by domodak
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âThis isnât Slim Shady. This is Swing Shadyâ
(DIR) Post #A6a37TMkvPpVBOpeRE by domodak
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Emi<|°_°|>nem
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alternative title, âinstrumental that can keep up with eminemâ
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420/10 - IGN, âProbably a cure for cancerâ
(DIR) Post #A6a3VcCvhiSdYQkRSS by domodak
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âHorrible idea, excellent executionâ
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âYou can take Robin out the Hood but you canât take the Hood out of Robin.â
(DIR) Post #A6a7AuC8272X4kkmfY by domodak
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âI live in Robin Williamâs former neighborhood in San Francisco. I remember a teacher telling me one day that one Halloween, he was handing out free PS2s to kids passing by. The entire stock of PS2s had disappeared 2 weeks before due to high demand. Apparently, he had bought up 500 of them just to make kids happy. What a man. RIP.â
(DIR) Post #A6a7V3DOCnBMqLwvXU by domodak
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âThis was played at my Prom in 1984, afterwards my girlfriend Jennifer Hughes and I went and saw Karate Kid she was a bit pissed off because she wanted to watch the season finale of Dynasty but I still caught Miami Vice on tv before promâ:haha:
(DIR) Post #A6eDSyEz6aLHC5vVa4 by domodak
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âThis is my favorite song when I go to IKEA doing 150 mp/h in my Volvoâ
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âI would apply for a job at IKEA to play Black Ingvars in the shop. Even if they kick me out after that.â
(DIR) Post #A6eEoz7ebiZiFnYhqS by domodak
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âKirby right now reminds me of when you step on a legoâ
(DIR) Post #A6eM04UTgkIXldT54C by domodak
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âEveryday I hate myself for unironically thinking the ending theme of a hentai is a bangerâ
(DIR) Post #A6eMDHa8KKSQ8LPf5U by domodak
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America : Metal is for satanic people and is evilJapan : haha, cute metal
(DIR) Post #A6eMHd8q6t3Q9sig1w by domodak
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religious people: đ€ąđ€ąđ m..metal is SATANICBaby Metal: teehee metal go âšprrtâš
(DIR) Post #A6eMLIXqd6wDRBAM1g by domodak
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âThis band has a 28 year old man headbanging and dancing at 1 a.m. and tbh Iâm not ashamed whatsoeverâ
(DIR) Post #A6eMNkcNE4sF5ES7BQ by domodak
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âThis is what happens when you try to summon Satan but run out of salt to make your pentagram and substitute it with sugar.â
(DIR) Post #A6eMTQXamkCYYKvGbI by domodak
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Normies : Nooo, you canât make metal appealing to people who love cute things!Japan : haha Babymetal go ârin rin rin!â
(DIR) Post #A6eMqez1FrlO0OpVGy by domodak
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âFuck this world and give me chocolate ? Impossible dream..â
(DIR) Post #A6eNpxXSsdD5DeAfXE by domodak
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âWhen Marinette, Sailor Mars, Mio and Verosika went Aggretsuko mode.â
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Hideo Kojima: âSheâs breathing through her skin.â
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âI can totally see this being Marinette when she finally gets akumatized singing out all of the pain she has kept to herself, and finally confronting everything to everyone.â
(DIR) Post #A6eOIpLIQt3yCGFE5A by domodak
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âMy 3 year old daughter is IN LOVE with this song⊠Iâve been forced to play it at least 90 times this month alone. I am a proud daddy.â
(DIR) Post #A6eOOZWGAxMUrM70b2 by domodak
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âThe grass is lava, the girls are succubus and you broke the drumâ
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âWhen youâre not sure whether you ended up on Paradise City or Silent Hillâ
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âHoly Crap, taking on Kate Bush sounding almost like a chipmunk though, nice job.â
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âboys have crushes.men have girlfriend.iâve got a jar of dirtâ
(DIR) Post #A6gR82fLFFM8Vm5bQe by domodak
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@calculsoberic âTetriseus, Lord of Blocks. May He throw us a line piece when the times are desperateâ
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@calculsoberic âThis is like what homer simpson would tap shoes to with moe in a bathroom stall at a gay bar.â
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@calculsoberic âThe only dinosaur I fear is the Megaraptor!â
(DIR) Post #A6gRcH5MCJfDv8fq9g by domodak
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When the beat drops harder than McDonaldâs WiFi đ
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âAnd These times are so hardâ*Music gets more upbeatâ
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âShrekâs face is My reaction to thisâ
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âSupposed to be funny,Ends up as art.â
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âWhen momâs spaghetti needs some more onionsâ
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âThe thumbnail looks like the poster for the greatest movie of all timeâ
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âThis song cured my depression, made me stop smoking, and fixed a failing marriage I didnât know I had.â
(DIR) Post #A6ia0wDw5MzAPNsUC0 by domodak
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âMomâs spaghetti is like onions. It has layers.â
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Doc : u will die in 4 minsMe : ima listen to smash yourselfDoc : but thats 4 mins and 30 secsGod : he is a good kid let him listen to it
(DIR) Post #A6iaf37tqCtBOrBHZA by domodak
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âShrekinem best rapperâ
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âI was trying to find a Minecraft tutorial, but I guess this works tooâ
(DIR) Post #A6ieWvOR6onaupIU5o by domodak
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âPlease someone gif him spinning his drumstick over the original song.â
(DIR) Post #A6ieejmy8a0VF4UuWm by domodak
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âis that what they call cocaine nowadays?âAnswer: âThat and positivity, good sir.â Probably one of the best quotes of the year.
(DIR) Post #A6ieglsfKZQmJE8Ets by domodak
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âWhen You Realise The âJapaneseâ Is Just Sped Up Finnish Gibberishâ
(DIR) Post #A6iekL9If13EYoc90i by domodak
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âBrb, about to go snort a line of positivityâ
(DIR) Post #A6ifFt7qO26iuiybIm by domodak
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âSometimes i wonder why people create this sorta of thingsâŠ..Obviously for him.â
(DIR) Post #A6ifLXJeO3W10hByIS by domodak
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AC/DCâs drummer: I DONâT CARE WHAT WEIRD TIME SIGNATURE ARE YOU GUYS IN, IâM PLAYING 4/4
(DIR) Post #A6kP20NLQNy8OXVLyC by domodak
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Da stehen 3 Erwachsene MĂ€nner mit PatronengĂŒrtel , Langen Haaren und gitarren in der Hand und spielen Volksmusik auf dem gröĂten Heavy Metal Festival europas. GENIAL!
(DIR) Post #A6mMJSU0GQk4weAaxs by domodak
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âLesson learned: Panic at the Disco goes with everything!â
(DIR) Post #A6mMMV8wpTCU44lwsy by domodak
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âWhen they censor âgodâ but they donât censor âdamnâ
(DIR) Post #A6mMQz4dUSvy3CtQlE by domodak
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âAlternate Title: Panic! At the Disco fitting with any song genreâ
(DIR) Post #A6mMVphJmI8AQ3IYhk by domodak
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Moral of the story: Nintendo music is fire đ„
(DIR) Post #A6mMZQzRaA8GwqUgPw by domodak
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things that shouldnât work together but do:JoelKaren Hair
(DIR) Post #A6mNNCqcRAijZ86D6e by domodak
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âThe only n word we use in this house young man is Never Neverlandâ
(DIR) Post #A6qgnJhWFsRc6wqY0u by domodak
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âI could totally picture Billy Joel and his friends sitting around the house and coming up with the song just like the cavemen did here.â
(DIR) Post #A6sPErDeKjOT1fmHlg by domodak
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âHis legato is so smooth, it could be sold on a Starbucks menu for $7 with pumpkin spice and one shot of espresso.â
(DIR) Post #A6sPIIcqtR78tWCv7g by domodak
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âYouâre such a shredder, you should be fighting ninja turtlesâ
(DIR) Post #A6sPLooleyB3bbSVxg by domodak
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âNot bad but can you play smoke on the water?â
(DIR) Post #A6soCa2ti6x42Rl9xQ by domodak
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âWell that escalated quicklyâ the song.â
(DIR) Post #A6soLG7RAQFkqK1Nj6 by domodak
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âYou wake up in the morning and realize itâs Monday. You also realise that you had homework due today, this homework was to help you study for a test that was also today, one that which you had not studied for. You get in your car and realize your almost out of gas, this is becuase of a party you had gone to last night which got you illegally drunk, it also hits you that you are slightly hung over. Luckily your parents were gone for the weekend so they wouldnât be able to realize how hung over you were. But then another realization hits you as you are driving to school, that party was at your house, you invited them all, they all had trashed the living and dining room. You think about turning around, but the clock in your car says otherwise, youâve only got five minutes until classes start. And even then, it looks like you are already a little behind schedule⊠Well, better late then never, huh?âAnswer: âOddly specific eh?â
(DIR) Post #A6soWitWWKaTH3yoFc by domodak
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âMary had a little lamblittle lamblittle lambMary had a little lambwhose fleece was white as snowâAnswer: âOh god youâve ruined both of these songs for me simultaneouslyâ(The song in question is âIn the Hall of the Mountain Kingâ)
(DIR) Post #A6soeMIMQcVFV4Ep8K by domodak
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âNow i am waiting for him to play the Bolero. About 15 minutes of drum suffering!â
(DIR) Post #A6solZqsQIiDZYpCUa by domodak
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âCome to Norway and play this song on top of a mountain. I swear he will summon trollsâŠâ
(DIR) Post #A6z8PjMXXudSjLFrA8 by domodak
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âWhile listening to this, it feels like my room is slowly being filled with carbon monoxide.â
(DIR) Post #A6z8YRkeOQmQiUgjiK by domodak
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âThis sounds like âTake On Meâ as a jazz standard performed by a lounge singer on a cruise ship and itâs kind of amazingâ
(DIR) Post #A6z8cFRK6rXzgtSdM0 by domodak
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âSounds like A-Ha on bad drugs or Tom Waits on good ones.â
(DIR) Post #A6z8ejCQR18OZHfuVs by domodak
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âWhatâs crazy is that the chord structure of the Songsmith part more or less follows the original song. But yeah, it sounds like like Duke Ellington and his whole band got totally baked.â
(DIR) Post #A70st1kR3gq3CPIc4m by domodak
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âI like the girls called cervezaââwho doesnât?ââAA boyâsâ
(DIR) Post #A70t1Uh3K94vHwkpBw by domodak
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And in the year of our lord 2020, Tom Angelripper said, â Because we are getting old and tired lets add some blastbeat to calmâ.
(DIR) Post #A70uNxjG9PZrfL42D2 by domodak
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âIn my english class, my teacher put on pandora radio and asked each student what to put on. When it was my turn, i said slayer. She put it on and this song came on. Everyone wanted it off and a few girls were scared of this music and everybody told me i need Jesus. I do go to church and a catholic but they said i need help. I think they need help.âKinda hilarious when you know that Tom Araya himself is catholic.
(DIR) Post #A70uVqLlTAL564pfyi by domodak
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âSlayer is so fast that the music video cant keep upâ
(DIR) Post #A70ufH3DZ86GVxecmu by domodak
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âRegardless of his religion, John Travolta is an amazing singer.â
(DIR) Post #A711PCbr0gfVmm8eci by domodak
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âthey could use this to torture people instead of rage against the machineâ
(DIR) Post #A711ZkYbeGfLy5eIMK by domodak
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âIn which Ozzy bites the head of a unicorn and a rainbow of candy comes outâ
(DIR) Post #A711d16GbBcG8yx1s0 by domodak
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âWar Pigs performed by Steely Dan.â
(DIR) Post #A711uPs3kqNHtNbQ1o by domodak
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âWhen you switch heroin for weed.â
(DIR) Post #A7121NZug2XuoCR1ii by domodak
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âHey, who poured coffee in my LSD?â
(DIR) Post #A712zIPP1gWi9P5abo by domodak
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âDuet Death Metal sounds surprisingly flowing.â
(DIR) Post #A7559YIdmAOus7mgbo by domodak
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âThis Looks gay, I love itâ
(DIR) Post #A755BLI770vx6dOKhM by domodak
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âWhen senpai donât notice you but you notice your childhood friendâŠâ
(DIR) Post #A755PcGylssTpOfQIa by domodak
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âRoses are redSome girls wear a thongI clicked for EmiliaBut stayed for the songâ
(DIR) Post #A79QZJSkRAUY3STblI by domodak
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âThis is absolutely brilliant. I turn 60 next month and have been a Sinatra fan all my life, but have only discovered Biggie Smalls in the past year (via Hypnotized, which opened me up to him). The Sinatra songs they selected are not among his most well-known and have an element of suspense inherent in the musical arrangements; this perfectly lines up with the Biggie songs they chose. It sounds for all the world, like two guys having some intergalactic musical conversation over space & time! Absolute genius and I am recommending this to my friends both young & oldâŠGod knows, we need all the help we can get coming together these days. God Bless to everyone on this wavelength. Stay Safe & Well.âAnswer by the uploader: âThanks for sharing! Glad you found the album!â Answer by user #2:â Its crazy impressive you were willing to discover a rapper who died 25 years ago at age 60. Propsâ
(DIR) Post #A7Cesotbm6qnsU7FAm by domodak
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âWer sind nur diese 95 Unmenschen, die höchstwahrscheinlich zum Lachen in den Luftschutzbunker gehen. Armseelige Kreaturenâ
(DIR) Post #A7Cg6Td9jg05vtUqIq by domodak
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âIch liebe diese Szene! Meine Ma sagt immer: Wenn ich dich einmal so in der KĂŒche rumflippen sehe dan gibts Krieg xDâ
(DIR) Post #A7FoVotnBD3AF5kkwy by domodak
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âRun nuh mamamama weeeeed weeeedâŠâ
(DIR) Post #A7FouJkQ8V7Iru3DjU by domodak
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âKlingt wie der Startversuch von nem Trabbi :Dâ
(DIR) Post #A7Fp3qkApL55oHTrto by domodak
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âGirl: you play an instrument?Why yes, I happen to play the riddly diddlyâ
(DIR) Post #A7Fp7uopcMXbbhb996 by domodak
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[Fifth grade]Teacher: âTimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?âTimmy: âI wanna be a guitar!âTeacher: âOooh, you mean a guitarist?âTimmy: âBitch, did I stutter?! I want to be the guitar! Iâm gonna sing riddly diddly in a microphone, and become famous!â
(DIR) Post #A7FpChFJVbbOxYGTWC by domodak
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10/10 - IGNâLike Skyrim, but with Riddly and Diddlyâ
(DIR) Post #A7HdXiZCyywK0HkPCK by domodak
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âOne of Banshees lesser known powers is knowing every time when Caruso is finishing telling a joke and is just about to put his sunglasses on.â
(DIR) Post #A7HdcGvz9CibkaZZqq by domodak
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It looks like Bansheeâs debut as a metal vocalist wasâŠputs on glassesâŠa screaming success!YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! air guitar
(DIR) Post #A7J2eAOz65hS5A652W by domodak
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"This sounds like a really good Metalica song."
(DIR) Post #A7J2iNLSusxzNpSSI4 by domodak
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I was lying in bed at night and a thought struck me "Through Fire and Flames and Hotel California are literally the same song at different tempos."I came to find out if anyone had the same thought, I'm glad they did
(DIR) Post #A7J2wnCVaD07cw8vRo by domodak
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"That first line hit me like a truck full of bricks"
(DIR) Post #A7J307fhvel7z9O9Ym by domodak
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"Through the California Wildfires"
(DIR) Post #A7JIpCaCvXhNIZd9OK by domodak
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"After watching Adele, I had to balance it out with Lionel so it wasn't a one-sided conversation."Answer: "very racist"Reply by user #1: What? How did you make that assumption? She was saying hello. And Richie answered by saying Hello. Don't be so sensitive mate."
(DIR) Post #A7JIvFwVLhLvSJwki0 by domodak
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1:20 Me when I answer my crushâs call.
(DIR) Post #A7JIxSnMXCRVtdisym by domodak
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"Adeleâ hello from the other side!!Lionel â hello is it me you looking for?"
(DIR) Post #A7JJ1HozHDZ11JJ1uq by domodak
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"I wish I live in 80s-90s era. no stress, no social media.. Just a simple life."
(DIR) Post #A7JJ6pGqLAeOD1ycSG by domodak
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"The people who disliked need a covid test, because they have no taste"
(DIR) Post #A7JJE4nf08gmOpmfRY by domodak
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"This song would be 'canceled' today for a teacher falling in love with a student! :D"
(DIR) Post #A7Jfdo5DySHl4ffpk8 by domodak
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âConsidering Mozart wrote a piece called âlick my arseâ, loved dirty jokes and once wrote a piece you could only play by smashing your face into the piano, I think he would love this.â
(DIR) Post #A7JhBgckJWv7jv4XE8 by domodak
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âWhen the 1700s thots decide to show some shoulders at the ballâ
(DIR) Post #A7JhJSM5FTzJnoz2Aq by domodak
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âVirgin Coronavirus vs. Chad Third Impactâ
(DIR) Post #A7JhLQ4wgQllJzu4Om by domodak
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âInstead of big nude angel version of rei.. We got coronavirus for third impactâ
(DIR) Post #A7JszmUfraPJv4O0MC by domodak
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âI canât help but laugh at the thumbnail. I canât help hear Rei say âThat wasnât very cash money of you, Shinji.â
(DIR) Post #A7N4Av1YAc5KWz9mXw by domodak
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âWhen you dip your Oreo in milk but it breaksâŠ..â
(DIR) Post #A7NQkSq6dRKoXD9sgK by domodak
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âI imagine that if dinosaurs would hear this, they would mosh like crazyâ
(DIR) Post #A7RseD2Q2v058fYyx6 by domodak
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"Let's be honest this is how anyone would react if they met Bowie"
(DIR) Post #A7Rsgl2CcQhx9kg2YC by domodak
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"I'd say this was offensive but let's face it Bowie has that effect on people."
(DIR) Post #A7Rsk5PNKHe5DH6SGm by domodak
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"I'd react like this around Bowie, too. I'm not even gay. Or Asian."
(DIR) Post #A7RssPJXCVZVGaL4nw by domodak
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"I live in Hawaii, and there are Tricia Takanawa girls like that here... Conservative and straight laced on one side, then uninhibited and crazy party chick on the other... "
(DIR) Post #A7RtDZYSJz4h6nPWDI by domodak
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"When you realize Jason Voorhees cares more about the community than your average politician."
(DIR) Post #A7RtHCaLfBHP1p1htw by domodak
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"Rectal cancer - a great way to stay in shape."
(DIR) Post #A7RtrP7aX1DKKjpwG0 by domodak
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"I love how Tricia doesnât even flinch when Jason stabbed a couple of women. That professionalism if I ever heard it!"Answer: "Well yeah of course professionalism is needed as a good journalist. You shouldnât discriminate against anyone and itâs a great way to stay in shape."
(DIR) Post #A7SCsa2nIyT3d0rvMG by domodak
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"Miku Joestar isn't real,she cant hurt youMiku Joestar:Yare Yare"
(DIR) Post #A7SFdp3FWeGdgvjhZo by domodak
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"Banjo kid vs Steve vai.Winner: no one. They continued to play eternally."
(DIR) Post #A7SFh7SpWZwVfLH0ls by domodak
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"2:02 Are we all going to ignore that it only cost $4.99 to fill that gas guzzler?"
(DIR) Post #A7SFmWwsCW1e9WuEbo by domodak
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"Banjo player was the face inspiration for both Beavis & Butt-head"
(DIR) Post #A7SFrxBi4TXSyqQpNo by domodak
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"This is a wholesome Christian movie everyone should watch with the whole family."
(DIR) Post #A7XitAqQeMOi5RDAbw by domodak
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"I decided to quit the Dubstep genre and started to hear Death Metal.BEST FUCKING DECISION EVER!"
(DIR) Post #A7XizaaZqWCbfWr89w by domodak
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"How can these lyrics possibly mean anything to anyone, my ears are literally puking shit right now"Answer: "Literally? You should see a doctor about that..."
(DIR) Post #A7XnqwJwB8b8EUlfDE by domodak
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"The animation budget for this scene was probably more than most anime get for a season"
(DIR) Post #A7Xo4BQjJSr4rJGBHc by domodak
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Kid: flips Chris hatChris: so you have chosen.... death
(DIR) Post #A7cbdn1LDVeHxupfVI by domodak
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"When you are edgy as hell but you also like to be funky sometines"
(DIR) Post #A7cbg0ePVlIsolAIvA by domodak
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"Every time Jesus plans to return, William makes another mashup that makes him change his mind"
(DIR) Post #A7cbjnYs7RVRNdNhPk by domodak
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"Vocals: screamingInstrumental: Funky"
(DIR) Post #A7cbnUi09fsQ4GPiwC by domodak
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"I'm imagining this being performed by people in Halloween clown costumes. It has that shitcore meme vibe."
(DIR) Post #A7cbrgQcWWSdZeHVwW by domodak
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when ur a metalhead and have to tone it down a bit in front of new people but aspects of your true self still accidentally show through:
(DIR) Post #A7cbvKF4x9VvvIcUKW by domodak
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"Metalsheads with a cyberpunk aesthetic would definitely love this a lot"
(DIR) Post #A7cbxQJ9N80xJZWZiy by domodak
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"This is just Rammstein in english"
(DIR) Post #A7cc0YyfawUv4WRTNI by domodak
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"when i'm having a mental breakdown but wanna dance"
(DIR) Post #A7cc356t67lPJBUEqG by domodak
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"how is it that this is the perfect representation of the Transformers as designed by Michael Bay?"
(DIR) Post #A7cc56pteT2VEyVRqq by domodak
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POV: youâre John Wick at a night club.
(DIR) Post #A7cc7OdORtPb1JkT4q by domodak
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"This is the anthem for getting angry at the disco"
(DIR) Post #A7cc93Z1l87WFbUw4W by domodak
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"The real reason why Daft Punk broke up is to join Slipknot."
(DIR) Post #A7cf5YaglBclBOIX4q by domodak
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"I didn't know that Bob Ross played in Rage Against The Machine..."
(DIR) Post #A7cfSXgIJ9on1Qsd9c by domodak
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"If Smiths and Oasis get back to together then Iâll call my ex wife and tell her I still love her"
(DIR) Post #A7cfYLr3BwKO52gIts by domodak
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"Iâm certain that Buddy Holly and the Crickets arenât going to reunite."Answer: "Ah, the original death metal band Buddy Holly and the Crickets"
(DIR) Post #A7edTbsONvI4jLq9Fg by domodak
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Things the Simpsons taught me:1. You can't beat big business2. You don't make friends with salad3. You can't fight city hall.4. that's a paddlin'
(DIR) Post #A7gVTUl0RWZpKkjuG8 by domodak
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âHow many Dragonball characters does it take to change one light bulb?........Just one, but it takes three episodes.â
(DIR) Post #A7jqKshqiEWlW2sPA0 by domodak
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"Who would have thought that the peak of Soulja Boyâs career would be unholy mashups on Maranciâs channel."
(DIR) Post #A7jqiYqoBbxCswMHw0 by domodak
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"This is like playing Guitar Hero on your Soulja Console"
(DIR) Post #A7jrIanWQOjFLg0Cy8 by domodak
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"If you play it backwards it's a song about Erectile Dysfunction"
(DIR) Post #A7jrZ6xsb1SNkKiwHQ by domodak
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"I know it's an over used joke but I'm sure Einstein listens to this before writing the bible"
(DIR) Post #A7jremTZgaMrwHFhui by domodak
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"this is what the elevator music to hell sounds like"
(DIR) Post #A7jrhI5X7hpUYtCi6C by domodak
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"This is what Herny the 8th heard while dying"
(DIR) Post #A7qBL5AVdrKk9Wyk7M by domodak
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"Random person on the internet somewhere: man that jesus guy is so hot, i wanna date him!"
(DIR) Post #A7qBQo9jo4eR7wLdhY by domodak
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"There's guns on his underwear."Gunderwear."
(DIR) Post #A7qBWbJkS8yD2wnCe8 by domodak
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"i love playing sakura jesus on my android"
(DIR) Post #A7qBiUyJs6KsqCRVho by domodak
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"It points me to the man who once in lonliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! Was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter." - Hitler"Very inspirational!"
(DIR) Post #A7qBlRfAd8knRntIlU by domodak
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"Mobile is the future" - almost every publisher these days.HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GARBAGE? IF THIS IS THE FUTURE THEN NO THANKS
(DIR) Post #A7qBnoEfg1ty2BciMy by domodak
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"I wanna know more about that Jesus dating sim lol"
(DIR) Post #A7qBtbnUpq4PC9g5zc by domodak
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"There's gotta be a game in here I've played...Yup, there it is. Cat simulator. 10/10 would uninstall again."
(DIR) Post #A7s6FQkFkeRAkrNSqW by domodak
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"This is the music to play when summoning elder gods."
(DIR) Post #A7s6K6bQ4HgTjRTVL6 by domodak
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"This is what happens when you get too big for your own good, and you surround yourself with people who only kiss your ass. He could fart for 3 minutes into a mic and his minions would say heâs a genius."
(DIR) Post #A7s6MlF7wGtOM5JX04 by domodak
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"The Led Zeppelin drum beat is just too much for me to handle"
(DIR) Post #A7s6rKp8DOfVOVjXiC by domodak
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"Is this a bad song or a good reading of poetry?"
(DIR) Post #A7wEz0NDYVMEOybCue by domodak
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they said i could become anythingso i became a torso with robot legs
(DIR) Post #A7wFATo4SqIks9dByq by domodak
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bug robot girl cosplays as miku and dances with bug and robot friendsi find this very relatable
(DIR) Post #A83NJxYHsRYv2KjBnU by domodak
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"When the cover band remembers lyrics to an entirely different song"Answer: "When Chris Cornell sang one by U2 but played the guitar part to one by Metallica"
(DIR) Post #A83PSy5jRNwZDxnKl6 by domodak
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"This was actually taken from a concert back in 2008 where one of the members of Daft Punk got Down With The Sickness in the middle of performing Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, so Slipknot decided to improvise halfway through."
(DIR) Post #A85VGxrBTX793wZMJc by domodak
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âClementine went from fighting zombies to league of legends characters.â both brain-dead and have a tendency to feed en mass.
(DIR) Post #A85VLE4n76rYWaxxB2 by domodak
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"Spongebob's bizzare adventure: Mr krabs is unbreakable"
(DIR) Post #A8B6L621RrZdcyy52G by domodak
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"This album is so heavy that Eddie Hall couldn't lift it off the floor with straps."
(DIR) Post #A8B6QB2GGtvsawVDdo by domodak
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"I used to make my grandma listen to this album in the car on the way to the grocery."
(DIR) Post #A8B6UdFxHysfHL23Iu by domodak
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"My grandmother is a warlock"
(DIR) Post #A8B6WfNQNNiqQzUnRI by domodak
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"My grandmother told me that Bolt Thrower sounds like if demons could sing."
(DIR) Post #A8I1jq9UUB7pxB9zma by domodak
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â95% chance he would never walk againâ followed by heavy riff. Thatâs how I want a doctor to deliver any bad news to me too đ€Answer: âSir, You have stage four liver cancerâ Double Bass Intensifies
(DIR) Post #A8I1lYV75FP9mw5lCa by domodak
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"I'm convinced this is how Mr. Bungle wrote all of their songs."
(DIR) Post #A8I1o6xbw055F4dkYa by domodak
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"I dont think theres going to be a shortage of Psychiatry patients when stuff like this is going on."
(DIR) Post #A8I2r3kORBHU6EQYXg by domodak
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"That's where farmers take their Tinder dates!"
(DIR) Post #A8I37XJSHUzIQdgTRY by domodak
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"The last young women looked like she'd been taking synthol. But that takes nothing away from her excellent performance."
(DIR) Post #A8S9Z3Lxo2AIvOxdUO by domodak
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"Farid Bang könnte fĂŒr seinen Rap Behindertengeld beantragen."
(DIR) Post #A8mpF48NH8Din6xGmu by domodak
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"Maybe this explains why Brady left the Patriots. His damn offensive lineman kept singing broadway show tunes. Or maybe Brady is more a West Side Story kind of guy than The Music Man fan."
(DIR) Post #A8mpLI48OIBPjjwKlk by domodak
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"Peter just did a great half time show with any budget"
(DIR) Post #A8uwx9GjnagqOzVuHg by domodak
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âAsh: âPikachu! Use Thundershock NOW!â Pikachu stands tall and releases a mighty roar with heavy clouds above the stadium PIIIIKAAAACHIIUUUUUUUU!!!!â:blobfoxcrylaugh:
(DIR) Post #A8xI4ms1Rm0MbWMBJA by domodak
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âI never realized pianos had a kill screen.â
(DIR) Post #A95c0dVfrLn4lLsgfg by domodak
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âReal-acted Happy Tree Friends again⊠XDâ
(DIR) Post #A95cHHXSniPzXkegjo by domodak
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âHorst kommt in den RaumWhy do I hear boss music?â
(DIR) Post #A95cTEyi99VF4q6PaK by domodak
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1) Warum ist Horst so ein Serienmörder?2) Warum kommt der Krankenwagen erst nach dem dritten Mordversuch? Ist das so ein 3 fĂŒr 2 Sparangebot oder werden die anderen beiden einfach unter den Teppisch gekehrt?
(DIR) Post #A95cVUq29NkOqT7SUq by domodak
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Der Mann den sie Horst nannten. Unser Betriebs-Horst heiĂt âdie Zahnfeeâ.
(DIR) Post #A95cXQkALSM6j1IT0i by domodak
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Aus dem Bier mit Dieter wird wohl nichts. :(
(DIR) Post #A95cb4jy5uTzdqwV4y by domodak
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klaus wÀre stolz auf horst
(DIR) Post #A95ceSXU4HH6JwiUm8 by domodak
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Ob Horst die MeisterprĂŒfung bloĂ bestanden hat, weil er alle anderen Kollegen wĂ€hrend der PrĂŒfung versehentlich tötete/verletzte und die PrĂŒfer keine 100 % Durchfall-Quote wollte?
(DIR) Post #A95cjBnZjhF3qhUz2G by domodak
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Du bist der gröĂte DĂ€mlack. Bei deiner Geburt war wohl die Nabelschnur um deinen Hals gewickelt. Deine Eltern mĂŒssen Stolz auf dich sein was fĂŒr ein Genie du bist.
(DIR) Post #A95dHFvOtwPmUZP3S4 by domodak
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Bei uns auf dem Campingplatz war bis vor 7Jahren ein sanitĂ€rmeister aus dem Dorf der hat die gasprĂŒfung tatsĂ€chlich mit einem Feuerzeug gemacht. Er sagte immer solange da noch Druck drauf ist kann nichts passieren đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łkein scheiss heute arbeitet er nicht mehr aber war schon lustig frĂŒher
(DIR) Post #A95dQc04CAlzZ02yFU by domodak
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User A: â3:30 Realistische Reaktion auf jemanden der verbrannt am Boden liegt: Erstmal mit dem FuĂ gegentreten.âUser B: âWenn er zuckt, lebt er noch: KrankenwagenWenn nicht: Bestatterâ
(DIR) Post #A95k62QZRW3l7na4Aq by domodak
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âIst eigentlich schonmal jemandem aufgefallen dass diese Feuerwehrhelme einfach nur weiĂ angestrichene Wehrmachtshelme sind?â
(DIR) Post #A95kJes3p3XU7SvwCO by domodak
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Erst wenn der Subwoofer die Katze inhaliert, fickt der Bass richtig ĂŒbel!~Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart,österreichischer MC (1756-1791)
(DIR) Post #A95kPZIdRwGcZsBKQy by domodak
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0:41 Schalke liegt 4:0 in fĂŒhrung1:47 Schalke liegt 4:5 zurĂŒck
(DIR) Post #A95lgwhFoSvq1GXyVs by domodak
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this is so happyâŠlikeâŠAn unicorn farting glitter while galloping on top of a rainbow. Thatâs how it feels
(DIR) Post #A95ltgpO7kqIZGQcs4 by domodak
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Sounds like some a blackened ice cream truck. For some reason I just wanna blast this with my windows down going through a church nice neighborhood lmao đ
(DIR) Post #A95m0B1glBXjxpH7r6 by domodak
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Corpse Paint auf Malle.
(DIR) Post #A97eTchEYGVorV9pTc by domodak
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âTo be honest, this is probably an accurate portrayal of what a catâs face would look like if it constantly has rainbows blasting out of its ass.â
(DIR) Post #A97eyYWE8LLksml7bc by domodak
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âI like your accent, where are you from?ââJewâ
(DIR) Post #A9adqOUf3et76SPPbk by domodak
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âI like how the Kirk solo just became a Kerry King solo when sped upâ
(DIR) Post #A9adt6OQoNj9pmmoDo by domodak
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âDude played Master Of Puppets On Cocaine, and still got an 89%. Major propsâ
(DIR) Post #A9ae18DJvSk5nXPy2i by domodak
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âsoooo the solo here is just an early avenged sevenfold solo?â
(DIR) Post #A9anHEtXkjqgjuvHXc by domodak
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âI stopped cutting because of rocksmith memesâ
(DIR) Post #A9any90FXBjqv0WCIK by domodak
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âRide the Lightning but playing with a lightningââWelcome Home (Sanitarium) but recorded in a sanitariumââFight Fire With Fire but played with fireâ
(DIR) Post #A9ao0Ma81IqDbxMHjs by domodak
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âif kermit the frog had an older brother this is what heâd sound likeâ
(DIR) Post #A9kpqwJgRm1v29traS by domodak
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"The sound of James Hetfield slowly becoming a furious chipmunk on meth."
(DIR) Post #A9l5ks7AkrD5X0B0mO by domodak
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"This Austin Powers looks like an older Harry Potter if he never went to Hogwarts, and just joined an 1900âs hippie band"
(DIR) Post #A9nLdZYHMLyzW1JgyO by domodak
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âPoetarts: Now in Telltale Heart and Raven flavors!â
(DIR) Post #A9pC4B0S7JbXywSfxI by domodak
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âImagine if countries doing disstracks instead of wars with missiles and armyâ
(DIR) Post #A9t7evCu6AEUYdpM6S by domodak
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âB.I.G. with a ukulele. We truely have reached the pinacle of human eveloution.â
(DIR) Post #A9tB3HVz6sp8YZ3kWm by domodak
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âLMAO Iâm laughing, imagine if Biggie was a soft pop rapper đđđâ
(DIR) Post #A9tJMTdX46ErHqFnxA by domodak
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âJetzt weiĂ ich endlich was ich mach wenn ich als chemtrailpilot arbeitslos werden sollte⊠Ihr verdient ja fast so gut wie ichâŠâ
(DIR) Post #A9tJPQASQ2iVOf3fXc by domodak
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âUnd wenn ich mal GROĂ bin, werde ich Punkkaufmannâ
(DIR) Post #A9xN1B3u6gsQ2vWmlE by domodak
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âThis is the National Anthem of my last two brain cellsâ
(DIR) Post #A9zhtyF9r0incJ7HU0 by domodak
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âNow I can show little kids Cannibal Corpse!â
(DIR) Post #A9zlLgjQr5r9HBBYES by domodak
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âNiki Minaj sounds amazing as a guitar solo.â
(DIR) Post #AA1ehU9E0ocVFtcGAq by domodak
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âHunter x HunterChimera Ants= AntsNetero/Gon= PeterLiterally everybody else= Loisâ
(DIR) Post #AA1nFTLmHbu6GFClDE by domodak
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âso smooth jazz korn turns into jamiroquaiâ
(DIR) Post #AA1nU0hD6LPFjdA6D2 by domodak
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âA pit, at a Green Day concertâŠwhen VH-1âs âLeast Metal Momentsâ returns.â
(DIR) Post #AA1p5jdn3nV7nW7AnI by domodak
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âIf I ever join the WWE this will be my entrance song. Iâll have Adele perform this live as I walk to ring for the main event at Wrestlemania.â
(DIR) Post #AA36hUSJrJGu5LIXDs by domodak
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âAnyone else love the Godzilla guest vocals?â
(DIR) Post #AA36nYpiUrOrOn8WtU by domodak
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âMoves Like Jagger by Killswitch Engageâ
(DIR) Post #AA36rOs5TaiBf44mdE by domodak
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âRoman Cavalry choirs are singingâ sounded like one of those Iron Maiden or Iced Earth history epics.
(DIR) Post #AA3DMXXPu4ljF5di5Y by domodak
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âNodding my head like yeah! Moving my hips like yeah!âI have studied musculoskeletal anatomy, physiology and biomechanics for 2 years at college level and I have passed all the exams so far with decent grades. However, IÂŽm unfamilliar with the movment called: âYeah!â Apperently I have wasted two years for nothing. :(
(DIR) Post #AA3DT9SHqCHQZuOP0y by domodak
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âMan, those sugary pop vocals make the instruments sound like a live recording of a nuclear war in comparsion. Awesome!â
(DIR) Post #AA3EfygtH3NGuZu4Ke by domodak
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âAnother fake! No smooth jazz vocalist would perform in underwear!â
(DIR) Post #AA3Ep3dUG2B0r3dngu by domodak
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âI preferred Jim Morrisonâs previous band. Itâs not the same without Manzarekâs distinct keyboard sound.â
(DIR) Post #AA3EuJu5Cb9gkvueoq by domodak
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âAbsolutely Fantastic! I canât wait to see the Danzig lounge act in Vegas some day. Thanks for the preview.â
(DIR) Post #AA3FGZj93ENUCdPPMW by domodak
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âI didnât know yelling could sound good in jazz.â
(DIR) Post #AA3FLejNsGjjAawXy4 by domodak
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âIncredible how the singing works way too well into a lounge version. Now I canât stop imagining Danzig playing lounge versions of their songs on cruises.â
(DIR) Post #AA3FakhHyTDQ19A5eS by domodak
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âThe chirping birds instead of thunder and rainâŠjustâŠawesomeâ
(DIR) Post #AA3FjE6yUqhvYqDW4m by domodak
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âRod Stewart really was ahead of his time. In this video, he looks and sounds just like my ex-girlfriendâs 70 year old chain smoking mom from Arkansasâ
(DIR) Post #AA3HxNEvYRF3pmoJ5k by domodak
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âBy looking how Cyndi dances, you can tell sheâs heavily experienced in the pitâŠâ
(DIR) Post #AA9wbeoCoZbB1Ppno8 by domodak
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"Thank you, Pentecostals, for giving Andre an everlasting wellspring of content."
(DIR) Post #AADzGJpmgBB8Nrvg0m by domodak
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âWhen you think about it, yodelling is just the guitar solo of the voiceâ
(DIR) Post #AADzgCCFhMDgE2mGiu by domodak
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âYodeling: An invention of a 9-year-old boy to annoy his 13-year-old sister.â
(DIR) Post #AAE0wDkBoSQXc0rAfI by domodak
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âThe only guy who can play drums and fight off ninjas at the same time.â
(DIR) Post #AAE24V5RJhHJfdJABs by domodak
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âWow, Buddy Rich and Jerry Lewis together. Iâm surprised they found a stage strong enough to support both those egos.â
(DIR) Post #AAE5pGG2ZHPD9UFtjs by domodak
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âThe Sound of Victoryâ is a great name for a Power Metal song.
(DIR) Post #AAE5xWPIPR1xYSWWFU by domodak
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âSheâs the mini-boss you have to fight before facing Kenneth Copelandâ
(DIR) Post #AAE64iiB3l8hkAmtbE by domodak
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âThe guy casually walking back and forth in the background was one of the randomly funniest things in 2020.â
(DIR) Post #AAE68OKeltnZhFXKam by domodak
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âwhen she said âratarataratarata ekekekekeke tikitikitikitikiâ i felt thatâ
(DIR) Post #AAE6CrknKCIM6WtcI4 by domodak
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âAll I can imagine is angels headbanging in heaven, while giving a middle finger to Paula at the same timeâŠâ
(DIR) Post #AAE6FzDA3QfA6OeUng by domodak
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âVICTORYâ: The name of the worldâs tiniest violin.
(DIR) Post #AAE6IR1jbhq2wyTW5o by domodak
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âInterestingly, a homeless person on the street behaving this way would be admitted to a treatment facility for observation.
(DIR) Post #AAE6MummuF46P7cVOK by domodak
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âHer lyrics are a mixture of Sepultura and Rage against the machine! Genius :)â
(DIR) Post #AAE6kQr7pwqwWmrYZc by domodak
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âI hear the sound of victoryâBegins headbanging
(DIR) Post #AAE6p8nKPpJhxZKeC8 by domodak
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âIf she is not insane, then sheâs putting on a pretty good act.â
(DIR) Post #AAE6sh0Ng6Tgvl8B5E by domodak
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âGreat art! I came to think of âThe Screamâ painting. Psychosis and manic depression turned into something beautiful.â
(DIR) Post #AAE79f661a85w7tb2u by domodak
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âThe angels have been released and they are coming for you and your fellow televangelists and all of #45âs henchmen!â
(DIR) Post #AAE7C5fkBrluw7jBR2 by domodak
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âI hear the sound of straitjackets closing. I hear the sound of empty accounts. I hear the sound of judges pronouncing their judgments with a hammer. And then I donât hear any sound at all. Just the rest of a cell.â
(DIR) Post #AAE7XjFEFxxHkVdxQG by domodak
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âI want to join her church because no one will notice how crazy I am compared to her.â
(DIR) Post #AAE7bBAgsjTpEPAM3k by domodak
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âPaula White and Copeland should work together. One will be striking and the other one laughing. Perfect match, eh?â
(DIR) Post #AAE83oUwGBLnJDI5YG by domodak
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âI played this in my Toyota and it turned into a G6 jet.â
(DIR) Post #AAE88jrqu3uAObMC6y by domodak
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âWhen Alex Jones thinks youâre crazy, itâs probably time to re-evaluate your life.â
(DIR) Post #AAE8Avfpyl6RaimWGW by domodak
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âLILâKC IN THE HOUSE YOâ
(DIR) Post #AAE8IkUbQzILEKFtaa by domodak
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âYouâre a shamanic wizard, Harry!â- Hagrid Jones
(DIR) Post #AAE8Ux24dZGpb3jIie by domodak
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Boyfriend : âEhhhhh You keep interrupting me.. âGirlfriend : BECAUSE YOUâRE LYING!!!
(DIR) Post #AAE8Z8jH5gij22vxVw by domodak
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âjesus when Alex Jones makes more sense than the Q believersâ
(DIR) Post #AAE9hmxZUwfy4lJDtY by domodak
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âIronically, this sounds like something that would play at a gay nightclub for frogsâ
(DIR) Post #AAE9wxNd2Q3CjmjJ0y by domodak
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My favourite part is when she raps in âtonguesâ.
(DIR) Post #AAEACL2LMhsIS26mHo by domodak
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âItâs hard to believe that people take these clowns seriously.â
(DIR) Post #AAEAFxr7UfaViNaUWu by domodak
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âAh yes, Rudy Giuliani, famous South American angel đâ
(DIR) Post #AAEAfZDfiHawptLPVo by domodak
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âAlex Jones is Fat Putin.â
(DIR) Post #AAEAyG70yhvZ4s8xXs by domodak
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âWhen he said we wanna eat babies I really felt that.â
(DIR) Post #AAG3P8orn1GaxeslBg by domodak
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âDo you get your own cowboy hat when you become an auctioneer or do you need a cowboy hat to become an auctioneer from the start?â
(DIR) Post #AAG3jPeMvIkyx6dcq8 by domodak
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âTommy Wiseau might be the only human being whose auto-tuned voice sounds more natural than his real voice.â
(DIR) Post #AAG3zsMxugUoenLdxo by domodak
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âcheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheepâ needs to be my ringtone
(DIR) Post #AAG4TCy2PSNGwEfv9M by domodak
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âDoctor Sestero is now my favourite Avenger. Saving the world with explosive forks and spoons.â
(DIR) Post #AAIA6h2lPPYTbBS8EC by domodak
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âRumor has it, if you attach strings to your body Rob can play you.â
(DIR) Post #AAM7Vm1uU71P4ZA27c by domodak
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âYeah, this is Fisher singing in his normal voice. So KAWAII XDâ
(DIR) Post #AASeoqsj8GnL3gKWLA by domodak
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âSlim Shady battleroyal in a stripclubâ
(DIR) Post #AAUpyKjR0VoA3TcwQC by domodak
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âThere goes a narwhal! There goes a cat fish! There goes Satan! Followed by a dogfish!â
(DIR) Post #AAUq9nRcav1UI7lFrs by domodak
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âI feel the coke in this groove lolâ
(DIR) Post #AAUqUEqaQCp14SBaBU by domodak
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âWhen youâre a Shrek fan, but suicidal.â
(DIR) Post #AAZxplgpBD92TsdHg8 by domodak
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âMajin Buu vs male stripperthis is the dbz episode I wantâ
(DIR) Post #AAf9JxLwS2nYcxGIcK by domodak
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âThe beat dropped so hard my grandpa thought the Germans were backâ
(DIR) Post #AAf9P5WDWDy3OuVzma by domodak
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âThis is if Doom used dubstep instead of Heavy Metal.â
(DIR) Post #AAjHtNMhJ5pthgr60G by domodak
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âThis dude should start a band named âRage against the vaccineââ
(DIR) Post #AAlPUSnPAN8rFytoWG by domodak
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Ozzy and a Jedi walk into a bar. The Jedi plays this remix and waves his hand, saying âThis is the remix you are looking forâOzzy responds âSharoooooon! I wazzah reelin ah fookin el wheys mah drink!â
(DIR) Post #AAlQ3hhxiO4pdq9otE by domodak
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âWhen Uncle Bob finds the bass sliderâ
(DIR) Post #AAlQHITwImkvST51ZQ by domodak
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Played this song in my Toyota Corolla⊠letâs just say now Iâm driving a Lamborghini Veneno now đ„¶đ„
(DIR) Post #AAn6NaGfTfm5agVqqm by domodak
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Van canto just records what iâm doing when i forget the lyrics of a song :D
(DIR) Post #AAn6fhZH4gvPRar4GO by domodak
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"what do you do for a living?oh..i am a guitar xD"
(DIR) Post #AAn6kUTXBDo0HnSB3A by domodak
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Girl: you play an instrument?Why yes, I happen to play the riddly diddly
(DIR) Post #AAn7Rf9DNPB7pzXFXU by domodak
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"If you have Van Canto doing your backing vocals, n bunch of Scottish bagpipes for a solo, Hansi Kursch as guest vocalist and friggen Boromir playing bass, at Wacken, well...it just doesn't get any more METAL than that. Which is why it is also the best music genre of all!"
(DIR) Post #AArMp0UKTUimd4qAwC by domodak
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"Why didn't he go Super Simpson?Please give me a heart"
(DIR) Post #AAtc6fTjDL5UJHMJBA by domodak
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âThe fact that I read this in Erzaâs voice terrifies me. Itâs only a matter of time before u kick me from my own headâ
(DIR) Post #AAtcFZsdOizzYNFzdY by domodak
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Gauche: âPheh, my sister Marie is much cuter than those two.â nose bleeds while holding her pictureâ
(DIR) Post #AB0zE5w8toIDRqsZX6 by domodak
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"holy shit. we need a version of this with King diamond on the vocals!!!"
(DIR) Post #AB0zHfxDRb3m1T5Z1k by domodak
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"I relise now that Abba could have been a pretty decent metal band. ;)"
(DIR) Post #AB7kvLRwxXSuo6dq9Q by domodak
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âThe only thing thatâs metal about Katy Perry is her metal mane.â
(DIR) Post #AB7kz7jlssl9R8mNPs by domodak
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âMe: listens to this in public with headphones in.Everyone else: why are you head banging to Katy Perry?â
(DIR) Post #AB7s6iUALvOp7F30ka by domodak
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âso smooth jazz korn turns into jamiroquaiâ
(DIR) Post #AB7sGU9CW4hhXhtpCq by domodak
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âThis makes me want to skip through the park on a sunny day while winking at random strangersâ
(DIR) Post #AB7sVckWofuCZ6ZscC by domodak
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âSounds like its from a gran turismo loading screenâ
(DIR) Post #AB7sXSv6Ki6EeuOvvE by domodak
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âthe george of the jungle part was hilariousâ
(DIR) Post #AB7sZDbMG24ZjF0CmW by domodak
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âWelcome to the Elevatorâ
(DIR) Post #AB7se2zT8Y1IGbaBNI by domodak
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Notice how Axl grabs his crotch when be says disease? đđđ-Nice of him to warn his groupies.
(DIR) Post #AB7tLInUFA25k6bU3M by domodak
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âOh so sweet, itâs like green day but darker and louder đ„°â
(DIR) Post #AB85np7OrmvVXkHgiu by domodak
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âIâd love for Gordon the big engine or Diesel to wrestle the stereo from Spongebobâ
(DIR) Post #AB8D8eeNgHf0pzahdI by domodak
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Jack Nicholson totally looks like Satan with his beard and his maniacal looking grin! I love the part where the driver shouts âBurn in Hell!â
(DIR) Post #AB8DelsOLmswW0SVOK by domodak
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âIn this version of the movie, Dorothy eats the lion, burns the scarecrow on his post,turns the tinmanâs body into shivs, skins the flying monkies an wears their faces as a dress and shows up at the wizards place with the wicked witchâs intestines wrapped around her head like a turbanâŠ..the wizards fate is never shown,but his screams are heard for the entirety of the end creditsâ-âIâd pay 15 bucks to see that at the local IMAX.â
(DIR) Post #AB8DkJpRXkvRGTj0YS by domodak
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âThe heavens opened up and LEAD GUITAR was blessed upon the earthâ
(DIR) Post #AB8Dn7QI7kC5erINVY by domodak
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âIf Judy Garland were alive today, she would definitely headbang to this. Too bad weâll never get to see thatâŠâ
(DIR) Post #ABCAI0jrP5rgiflOXA by domodak
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1:27 this is my favorite mr bungle song.
(DIR) Post #ABCAO8CgYv7LbpAGa8 by domodak
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âOoooh I get it! This is one of those âtell me a fact without telling me the factâ exercises. And Iâm guessing the theme is. . âTell me that your sister is your mother and your cousinâs your brother, without actually telling me.â Goodo. Well, message received. Loud and clear!â
(DIR) Post #ABCAXxkmGpFG5unals by domodak
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I bet these auctioneers would laugh about how slow Tec 9 is.
(DIR) Post #ABISZPmSW2hjQqBeSm by domodak
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âHoney?! Whatâs that noise?â âItâs Weird Al playing the accordion on his balcony againâ âsweet Jesus, I thought it was angelsâ
(DIR) Post #ABKdICZjqYbTMk9Svg by domodak
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Idk why but seeing Godzilla dodge teleport makes me lmao
(DIR) Post #ABMQiENupeK5Q0cgAS by domodak
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Donât Stop Grieving - a song by Mourney, originally released as the second single from their seventh album âNo Escapeâ (1981).
(DIR) Post #ABMT10IfcdpZ98FTxQ by domodak
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Lou Reed & Metallica: âWeâre pretty cutting edgeâŠ.âYoko: âHold my William S Burroughs manuscript that was written with a silk tipped nail soaked in pomegranate and molten lavaâ
(DIR) Post #ABSgsN4U9e5HTE9QvI by domodak
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âone day Iâll start a BeeR company and I will caal it TANKARD!â
(DIR) Post #ABUGP0m1ljaNQQmFCy by domodak
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âremember kids dont trust strangers unless they lay some funky beatsâ
(DIR) Post #ABUH4CGRx3ruw5e5ZY by domodak
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âI love how this music video is basically a bunch of random people dancing in front of a bus with no choreography. And I wouldnât change a thing lolâ
(DIR) Post #ABYt7IXXeIMG9uNycq by domodak
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Newton: âIdiotâNye: âLonerâdeGrasse Tyson: âSwagâ
(DIR) Post #ABYtg77I73CSrhhzxA by domodak
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I once had an art teacher tell me that bob ross ainât a real painter, I replied with âwell nether are you but at less he could teachâ
(DIR) Post #ABYu2IPwmE7kHk0oQi by domodak
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Iâm just imagined Bob Ross in VietnamBob Ross: now Iâm just going to spread some agent orange over this jungle to give it some more colourSpots some Vietcong soldiersBob Ross: oh look some little people letâs give them something warm to play withLone Vietcong soldier running for his life from the blazing infernoBob Ross: oh look this guy is lonely and lets give him something in common with this little group over here
(DIR) Post #ABYuBhh8ANHHHrXGee by domodak
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âFun fact : before enlisting to Air force Bob Ross was an animal lover who take care of injured animals such as gators, snakes, crocodiles, armadillos, and of course those iconic squirrelsHeâs literally Steve Irwin with afro and some paintbrushesâAnswer: âor perhaps Steve Irwin is Bob Ross without any artistic abilityâ
(DIR) Post #ABYupqdIM086ajsqjg by domodak
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Fat Lovecraft singing Black Metal⊠Now Iâve seen everything lol
(DIR) Post #ABfL4JokPED6uvYpe4 by domodak
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âGenau so lern ich heute auch noch MĂ€dels kennen: BlĂŒmchen-Techno auf voller LautstĂ€rke hören und warten wer klopft, um sich zu beschwerenâ
(DIR) Post #ABfLiuBmb3bFIxgkrI by domodak
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âZu Stephen Kings Es Roman in Dauerschleife gehört beim lesen âŠâ(BlĂŒmchen und Stephen King⊠eine âinteressanteâ Kombination. :blobcatsaitama: )
(DIR) Post #ABfLsB11PDeA664mPo by domodak
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Ich hatte Ford Transit gehabt mit Blaupunkt Köln Radio und 10 Fach Wechsler. Kenwood VerstÀrker Boom box von Völkner Elektronik.
(DIR) Post #ABtaaPP5OJFT2BkyDg by domodak
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âWriting PromptFergie gets hit by a truck and wakes up in 18th century Europe. She decides to use her superior music skills to rise up to fame with the help of one of the best composers to ever compose.â
(DIR) Post #ABtahOKRmlopjBusbY by domodak
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Twerkish March by Black Eyed Mozart
(DIR) Post #ABtcdDwwdHnMHu41Vw by domodak
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When you grew up on the streets but it was a left-wing college town
(DIR) Post #ABtsmkGlR8oiOktdDM by domodak
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Iâm fairly certain if this were performed live, earth would crack in half. And it would be worth it.
(DIR) Post #ABtu5iHj8gNphRxHfM by domodak
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a better space jam 2Michael Jordan teams up with slipknot in basketball ball against an resurrected Elvis,Prince,Michael Jackson,Jimi Hendrix,Kurt Cobain and whoever else died
(DIR) Post #ABtv88eACHUlzdAb8y by domodak
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We need a death metal show with this kind of silly back up dancers, that would bring the experience to a whole new level
(DIR) Post #ABtvB6Dxf1rjLeKGqe by domodak
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I was about to say it is like kawaii metal without the japanese part but i forgot the scream lol
(DIR) Post #ABtvHvaFcW2CNH0Xom by domodak
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Never tought i could headbang for Ariana Grande song :DD Good job man.
(DIR) Post #AC86qq2W2nRj1XW5se by domodak
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POV: itâs 7.40 p.m. and you are driving your motorbike trough a long and spacious road with purple lights everywhere, with the city lights above you
(DIR) Post #ACAUMRf4u2oTwfVvZA by domodak
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RIP to the best idol, DMX.(Yes, it does make sense in context.)
(DIR) Post #ACAUlFEgErYAeAzYwq by domodak
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Rest in RIP dmx-onii-chan
(DIR) Post #ACAV0jFwuCyq66y8Cu by domodak
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In my hood thereâs a gang called Love Live. They are the largest group of people who carry dangerous weapons like delinquents. If you blast this on their hood, they will kill you.
(DIR) Post #ACAVCPoN1ihbGWdqNM by domodak
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All I can think about is a bunch of idols doing their thing, audience loves it, all of a sudden this DMX guy comes out, everyoneâs confused, nobody knows what heâs saying, but they learn to love it.
(DIR) Post #ACAVCy83R2eLhQ72mG by domodak
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The biggest and bloodiest gang war started with Id@lmaster vs Love Live!
(DIR) Post #ACAYFH3oJpKsr8v0Yi by domodak
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RAP-ON! When, Kyo-ani?
(DIR) Post #ACAYQErEqhK7D4GZN2 by domodak
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if someone is wondering why this mashup works so wellAnswer = Eurobeat/10
(DIR) Post #ACAYejHsVcCzdjdWZE by domodak
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In this episode, Satania gets banned for life from entering Turkey.
(DIR) Post #ACAZ9GWBWRRLOHtBBI by domodak
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I just imagine 2pac being forced to view every thing heâs featured in while in the afterlife and this is really his face while heâs watching this âit is what it isâ
(DIR) Post #ACAZCoouRd8ce4LEuW by domodak
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Plot twist: Tupac is still alive and is in hiding disguised as a moe anime girl.
(DIR) Post #ACAZIBcL71winW1P3A by domodak
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2Pac is my waifu.
(DIR) Post #ACAaLYpxL43ldQZ0TI by domodak
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American Dad Intro but Stan Smith was kicked in the balls
(DIR) Post #ACAaRB36h7M3azOQHg by domodak
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âStan, youâve been replaced by a cute Japanese virtual girl.ââI warned you this would happen!â
(DIR) Post #ACQ9ydf9k2LPf8HQfI by domodak
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User A: âAh yes, The Big Four - Slayer, Phil Collins, Megadeth and Anthrax. Such an iconic quartet!âUser B: âDonât You mean Slayer , Megadeth, Anthrax and Pyretta?âUser C: âThe only excuse for that not being the case is Pyretta wasnât born yet.â
(DIR) Post #ACQN4DASSfrcdAuPho by domodak
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0:10-0:14 You inadvertently created one of the most effective anti-smoking ads ever.
(DIR) Post #ACR8qMkcpVC26BI10S by domodak
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Imagine transitioning from Mayhem to Britney Spears
(DIR) Post #ACTEUXBoKLIM8wtkvI by domodak
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"Look into my eyes and I'll own you" is probably the most authentic death metal line of all time xD
(DIR) Post #ACTEl8UVPOfASuYiQK by domodak
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Trumpet needs to become a thing in death metal. Sounds so evil in a weird way.
(DIR) Post #ACTF70wk8ixhRACPhI by domodak
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For some reason, Marilyn Gaga sounds like a good idea. Whether you take that as Manson, or Monroe, is up to you. Heck... a Manson/Monroe fusion would be interesting.
(DIR) Post #ACTFdHt2gvxdF8rDEm by domodak
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Sometimes I give myself the crepes...sometimes I give them to others...
(DIR) Post #ACTFyzlojFx1QVpRqa by domodak
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This is really why Gilgamesh killed Illya...
(DIR) Post #ACTG42MSWUe6uVN7HE by domodak
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I came to the horrifying realization that my headphones don't exactly block sound from getting out when I say my mom looking at me from across the room confused.She just heard anime girls saying "give it to me baby" again and again in cutesy voices coming from my headphones. I'm so tired.
(DIR) Post #ACTG9j4x7xOAqQtcUy by domodak
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"Hey Simp. I heard you're a big fan of Earthbound music."
(DIR) Post #ACTGFDgyjdpPEpImyO by domodak
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>Heard kawaii voice>Immediately thought it was Illya>moe heart attack HHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!
(DIR) Post #ACTGShog2sisQnKk2S by domodak
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Pretty Ai For a MaiâMai. Your chat has a good taste in anime. (:
(DIR) Post #ACTI9GGoRAifP8Ljou by domodak
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Is this the anime where idols have to drive taxis to save their school?
(DIR) Post #ACYgF7yRZ4qQ6Mt5AO by domodak
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So this is what gay orcs listen to?
(DIR) Post #ACYjXSa1zQ0z5NtyVs by domodak
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I never realized that Freak on a Leash was made to be sung in the style of Frank Sinatra until today, but itâs all clear now.
(DIR) Post #ACYjliRlnIfELkprMm by domodak
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In an alternate universe, Britney spears recorded freak on a leash
(DIR) Post #ACYjq2xFUN5L6zcmdk by domodak
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Korn in the style of Frank Sinatra is something I didnt know I needed in my life
(DIR) Post #ACjSfWDAoLmWBP1h8y by domodak
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Petition to re-program youtube in C.
(DIR) Post #ACjSw5zDZJRDloP476 by domodak
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âWatching this while Iâm installing gentoo on my used thinkpad with 4gbs of ram, cheers đ„â(CC: @mametsuko)
(DIR) Post #ACjToVIffWAzuuRjE0 by domodak
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âiâve got 2 gb ram in my older computer and i could burn my fingers with it!â
(DIR) Post #ACjVC1tWkW0tcaT1m4 by domodak
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User A: "The amount of soydev languages that went into making this is staggering."User B: "Basically anything that's not C would be a "soydev" language? Any exceptions you're willing to throw in the ring?"User A: "if i dont use it its a soydev language"=====Compelling logic... /s
(DIR) Post #ACjcIav48kL5fKGRwe by domodak
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@RobinWils âK, we have to vote for Marc Rebillet so Anthony will have to do the entire episode in the leopard print undies, hot damn!â
(DIR) Post #ACjcaJ6j6S4xdSAGYq by domodak
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Just happy to see Rancid get some love.
(DIR) Post #ACjcj6Yv7DSdKiXyfg by domodak
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@mametsuko I have seen you posting about Gentoo a few days ago. :hehehe:
(DIR) Post #ACjfRlYoFJjr8Xv2nI by domodak
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Count Dracula singing a song called âBlinding Lightsâ had me ch0king
(DIR) Post #ACjfXgyiCBWUf9rPcW by domodak
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The Def Leppard version sounds like something youâd play while two star-crossed lovers run towards each other and kiss after years of being apart
(DIR) Post #ACjfaaJ7SDCoqHmjmS by domodak
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The Def Leppard version sounds more like a cross between Nickleback and Journey. Either way, that was the best one
(DIR) Post #ACjfdtG1SFXIU2ueum by domodak
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My son asked if this was Jesus đ€Łđ
(DIR) Post #ACnrVynSx3IpQgOEQS by domodak
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"Mich beschÀftigt nun die ganze Zeit ein entscheidender Gedanke: an welchem Ende ist eigentlich der Arsch einer Salatgurke?"====="I am now occupied all the time with a crucial thought: at which end is actually the ass of a cucumber?"
(DIR) Post #ACpZkNbU6jInYsQFPc by domodak
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When I listen to Mongolian throat singing, so do my neighbors.
(DIR) Post #ACpZtgIHzDn68QsZ6G by domodak
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Do a cover of Usherâs âYeahâ entirely in the style of Metallica.
(DIR) Post #ACpZwqUSX7zAcw53HU by domodak
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That âDiiiiiieeeeeeâ in the style of the Bee Gees makes me lol every time
(DIR) Post #ACpa1sertthGnZLlp2 by domodak
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ive never seen a man to happily talk about suicideâŠ
(DIR) Post #ACpa5zrn2eY8JUMBrk by domodak
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That transition from Meat Loaf to the Bee Gees is beyond perfect
(DIR) Post #ACpc8yy32aYQImprAO by domodak
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Welcome to the black parade is actually emo Bohemian Rhapsody
(DIR) Post #ACpcCawMJcIewPlfdI by domodak
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When youâre into Good Omens but also The umbrella Academy.
(DIR) Post #ACpqjw2GIsirHVJxq4 by domodak
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Enter Sandman seems like a song that could have been in Labyrinth.
(DIR) Post #ACpshqOaV9Pd7PtVx2 by domodak
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So basically mmbop is the breakdown from Freak On A Leash.
(DIR) Post #ACpslUlmqcFrCoUEUK by domodak
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i would literally buy an album of âcovering Korn covering pop hitsâ
(DIR) Post #ACpt3MQUbhZkXd2s7s by domodak
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It was darker too. Itâs as if he is tortured by the color but canât escape it (which, come to think of it, might have been the idea behind the original version to some extent lol).
(DIR) Post #ACptBQaN1iZHl3VowK by domodak
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i never thought i need a Blue cover from Korn.
(DIR) Post #ACptFHzou7w2HCG1I0 by domodak
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My only complaint is the bass doesnât sound enough like someone hitting a power line with a wooden baseball bat.
(DIR) Post #ACpuTMYyowDyRuygq0 by domodak
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I blame Rammstein for my kink for shirtless men in suspenders
(DIR) Post #ACpuWydfiF4fPKtbFY by domodak
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Given Google Translateâs accuracy, Iâm grateful Patreon didnât choose Babymetal.
(DIR) Post #ACpvUSDzMBsKFfFAEy by domodak
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Now Iâm really wishing Metallica would do a cover of back that ass up. It would be epic đ€
(DIR) Post #ACpvoXEOS6xLZS0ZDk by domodak
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âUh donâ âmembuh dun a-y ov dees f**ken songsâ
(DIR) Post #ACpvsp1qDuy5vYBIaO by domodak
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âThis Ozzy Osbourne cover of Enya is probably my favouriteâ is a sentence i never expected to exit my mouth.
(DIR) Post #AD2NgsWQoTRrjLPvMW by domodak
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0:24 and now we bring you the greatest replay in football history: the unstoppable quarter back âMad Ladyâ McCluck of the Sherwood Bandits against the entire lineup of the Nottingham Rhinos. The underdog story of the century.
(DIR) Post #AD2NpgHPhNrKMsadl2 by domodak
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One time in my high school PE class when we were playing tag team footballâŠone of the boys on the other team yelled âSeize the Fat Oneâ and pointed at me. I promptly turned and charged right at him before he could react, knocking him off of his feet and to the ground, screaming âLong Live King Richard! YEEEE-HAW!!!!!â Everyone burst out laughing, even the gym teacher (who didnât give me any penalty points).
(DIR) Post #AD2OlpQxp2WhYRmfdw by domodak
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This song makes me want to get a job at a Walmart just to play this during the holidays
(DIR) Post #AD4QSkRqiu2uoX9D5E by domodak
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Plot Twist: This is actually the unreleased original version but Gwen Stefani changed it because she didnât want to pay the Bee Gees royalties.
(DIR) Post #ADEtPnF4ieS2rViODA by domodak
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Welp, Elmo singing about necrophilia is now going to haunt my nightmares
(DIR) Post #ADEtTWFlpDGPKYohrk by domodak
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âElmoâs got a heater for your thighsâ is a sentence I never want to hear again
(DIR) Post #ADEtX07lDrCSqGjMMy by domodak
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4:30 A russian dracula singing to hardbass while doing the kazotsky kick. My day is fulfilled
(DIR) Post #ADEtaxX4ng1bxjSXLM by domodak
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Itâs all fun and games âtil Michael BublĂš starts swearing at you
(DIR) Post #ADEuddeVGqdb7zm5eC by domodak
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The jump from Rick Astley to Pantera scared the living shit out of me. Awesome work!
(DIR) Post #ADGmqTwOHKGjSJfs24 by domodak
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No one can tell me that âforget about Dreâ doesnât sound like the opening to Spit it out by Slipknot
(DIR) Post #ADLHEX1kEHubEdP0Bk by domodak
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Police Officer: Turn around.Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and youâre never cominâ around.Police Officer: TURN AROUND!Me: Every now an-Gets tased(Can you guess the context without a search engine?)
(DIR) Post #ADTLoVqs1ybL60PLxg by domodak
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Hahahaha, I was watching this at the dining table and my mum comes in and says: âthis is a nice song, whatâs it called?âme: âhammer smashed face by cannibal corpse!!â
(DIR) Post #ADZ0iG1N2ldEAhFrTk by domodak
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OMG,Squidward knows Ukrainian?!
(DIR) Post #ADZ6wZlx0N9lCyFkoa by domodak
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The ecstasy of gold was perfect, I will never clean my cowboy guns to anything else!
(DIR) Post #ADZ7MDvqpTpH0776zg by domodak
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Fun history fact: An American cowboy, a disgraced samurai, a Victorian gentleman-thief, and a retired French pirate could have all plausibly sat in a bar together and had drinks somewhere in the world. Go forth with this knowledge whilst listening to this epic mix, cuz a cowboy couldâve wielded a Katana, and a Samurai couldâve shot a Colt. Youâre welcome.
(DIR) Post #ADdQLX7Wg4dVz4nZXU by domodak
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The fact that Michael Bay rhymes "money" with "money" is very fitting for his style of movie direction.
(DIR) Post #ADfVmuElj4bDaLygm8 by domodak
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The virgin Count Dracula VS The Chad Vlad the Impaler
(DIR) Post #ADfjJoSdWQJQdAUBSy by domodak
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User A: âWe dont need the backstory on every fucking tree branchâEh.. Yes we fucking do!User B: from a guy who spends six pages describing soupUser C: Coming from the guy who said Tolkien failed to mention the economy. Who tf cares about the economy in fantasy?
(DIR) Post #ADfjc2QaKe67A2DV9U by domodak
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User A: âUsing the dictionary definition to explain a literary genre is as helpful as using the dictionary to explain rational numbers.âUser B: âthen what else should I do with it? Wipe my ass? Wipe your ass? Defining what you are talking about is critical in any discussion. In fact it is even more critical to use definitions to maintain consistency on more abstract concepts.When I studied economics in college and conducted my thesis on the economics of natural gas in the United States, I had to cite very specific definitions and procedures otherwise my audience wouldnt understand the necessity to the advanced breeder methodology that was adapted from genetic research for economic analysis. Using consistent definitions is critical and fantasy is deliberately designed to have unrealistic expectations hence the end of the Lord of the Rings simply stated that king ruled wisely not that the central backed lowered national interest rates to boost fiscal policy.â
(DIR) Post #ADfjzb2Jp9mt9r6FfM by domodak
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âMartinâs literally on film criticizing Tolken for not writing out Aragornâs tax policy.â
(DIR) Post #ADfkDuSCQYWtQz1weW by domodak
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maybe I and most other people prefer to keep my fictitious fantasy novels fantastical and told through the eyes of a character instead of reading something detached through the eyes of a textbook. Perhaps thats why we like having protagonists and antagonists and not just âin this chapter we will talk about Poland getting fucked by everyone else in Europe.â I like world building but its not necessary to write the single most prolific book aside from âmaybeâ the Bible (and Ive heard Mein Kampf is pretty highly distributed but I dont have the facts on that one, yet).If I were to recommend a book that shows both ends it would be the Diary of a Napoleonic Footsoldier. It details the rationale for a soldier invading Russia under Napoleon and shows more emotion than reading a map of Napoleons campaigns. And yet I do both, because each has its purpose.
(DIR) Post #ADfkS65Fz53fYf434C by domodak
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Yet another comment to suggest Tolkien won:Martin: âAll your bad guys die and your good guys survive.âMy thoughts: âYou obviously havenât read âThe Fall of Gondolin.ââ
(DIR) Post #ADfkww65AFnNYu9ho0 by domodak
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âThe genreâs called fantasy, itâs meant to be unrealistic you myopic manatee.â My favorite line, and itâs so true. People demand everything cater to their ârealisticâ sensibilities no matter how much that would NOT work for most stuff. I donât watch stuff like Star Trek because I want it to be scientifically accurate. I want entertainment.
(DIR) Post #ADhi5LjznIphrh45FQ by domodak
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âNightcore Metallica is the worst thing to ever existâ
(DIR) Post #ADhseJVB6rXkb8RdxI by domodak
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User A: âIs she five?âUser B: âNah sheâs like 4â7âUser A: âshe can get a handicap parking pass when she grows upâ:puniko_laugh2:
(DIR) Post #ADhuSVeEKDuwhYB5nc by domodak
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User A: âSomeone tweet this to Gura. Iâll bet she would get a kick out of it.âUser B: âAlso a snare and some hi-hats.âUser C: â@User A ba-dum-tssâ
(DIR) Post #ADjohNDHkwd5TdCPA0 by domodak
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You know itâs from 2006 when the groom has more eyeliner than the bride
(DIR) Post #ADjp0UmLqrmkRXidpw by domodak
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There needs to be an acoustic softer version of high hopes
(DIR) Post #ADjpAF03N9dEOwm73A by domodak
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The princess must be in this castle!âThe Fat Toad laughed, you are wrong.â
(DIR) Post #ADjpDveLG3KfXvNVVA by domodak
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It was time for Mario to leave the castle.He had seen everything.
(DIR) Post #ADjpTWXMOTK2IIY5NA by domodak
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Not only does science rule, but it also wants to make you dance and do some crazy drifts.
(DIR) Post #ADoBk9RsSqflEX9qKG by domodak
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âmy little sister whos 5 loves this- she thinks its cookie monster-whos very mad cos he cant find his cookiesâŠ..â(about an Anal Cunt album)
(DIR) Post #ADoBu8Rx25Wx20x8sa by domodak
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Eric Cartman would love this band.
(DIR) Post #ADoByxSJKuTkNiQ9S4 by domodak
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The vocals sound like a guy getting chainsawed in half by Cthulhu while having a nightmare⊠which, honestly, is probably what they were going for.
(DIR) Post #ADoD9RrtDZCBYQx2FE by domodak
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A glimpse the an alternate dimension where Katy went punk.
(DIR) Post #ADyH6GFgIE003WPklE by domodak
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Bibliothek, meine neue Lieblingsbeleidigung nach HosentrÀger
(DIR) Post #ADyI8wCpNcO8htv62a by domodak
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Raining Lobsters: Finally, a worthy opponenet. Our battle will be legendary!
(DIR) Post #ADyID05QtSCttwOkV6 by domodak
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âI never thought Iâd see the words âBenny Hillâ and âSlayerâ in the same sentence.â
(DIR) Post #ADyIFFdG4Ar6h6IE1Q by domodak
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âich gemieĂe dieses konzert mit einer steckrĂŒbe im hintern!â
(DIR) Post #ADyIHYNFM813OqtxQ0 by domodak
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User A: âIf anyone ever criticises Germans for having no sense of fun, direct them here. This is the spirit of punk!âUser B: âUnlike most Germans here in the comments section - you get the point :-)â
(DIR) Post #ADyIKFKWcK4FCludrU by domodak
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User A: âHĂ€tte nur Freddy Mercury das noch erleben können.âUser B: âder dreht sich mit 100000 Umdrehungen die sekunde im grab wenn er hören wĂŒrde was abgeht heute..âUser C: âAlle paar Monate wenn das Wetter schlecht ist und ich fiese Bauchschmerzen habe lese ich diesen Kommentar, höre das Lied und alles ist gut.â
(DIR) Post #ADyIOUQeQEEnBvnkQK by domodak
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âIrgendwann wĂŒnsche ich mir, dass ich das Selbstbewusstsein habe, auf einem Konzert den Text von meinen eigenen Liedern abzulesen.Egal ob geschauspielert oder nicht.â
(DIR) Post #ADyKKmdcyi1yPtEQ52 by domodak
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âWas lernen wir daraus? MĂŒtter sind heilig!â
(DIR) Post #ADyKr4jtDMapp3Ygmu by domodak
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Favorite wird höchstwahrscheinlich der nÀchste Rainer Winkler, wenn er so weiter macht.
(DIR) Post #ADyMkFwVMUQ6S0KqaO by domodak
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â0:19 also wenn jemand meine Grabrede Rappen wĂŒrde Digga ich wĂŒrde mich mein Grab meine Beerdigung und diesen Typen mega feiernâ
(DIR) Post #ADyOzVaNgOtXDeO5nk by domodak
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User A: âNoch zweimal duschen, dann ist WeihnachtenâUser B: âne manâŠnoch 2 mal weihnachten und DANN ist duschenâ
(DIR) Post #ADyYCp4ZRQa90bvr1c by domodak
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âMan muss aber auch sagen, dass Mero und Fero hier einen unfairen Vorteil haben!â
(DIR) Post #ADyYN1X7y4wqYC9aHQ by domodak
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ich glaube er MUSS garnichts mehr, wenn er will kann er fĂŒr den rest seines lebens zu Hause seine Eier schaukeln.
(DIR) Post #ADyYQI7GllsoqmcIeu by domodak
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Mega Line. Aber zu wenig Gucci und Autotune fĂŒr die heutigen Deppenkids
(DIR) Post #ADyYy3TdhiOvIGBDbk by domodak
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XD find die Ghostwriter VorwĂŒrfe so gutâŠ.. alla wer schreibt den shit dann bitte ich mein das jetz nich wirklich was auf das man stolz sein könnte.
(DIR) Post #ADyZ8j53sU5dDjlwCu by domodak
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User A: âIch glaube anhand von Bushidos Texten könnte man locker 200 Folgen von diesem Format fĂŒllen.âUser B: âUnd wie viele von Mero?âUser A: âVon mero nicht so viele. Da er erst ein Album rausgebracht hat.â
(DIR) Post #ADybZHSAu2g5GONC7M by domodak
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âBushido auf Last Christmas ballert aber irgendwieâ
(DIR) Post #AE0Eul6DxwMSf0IYbo by domodak
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Rehe springen, Vögel singen all das soll uns Freude bringenâŠ
(DIR) Post #AE2kbVOlhdb1JPksyW by domodak
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User A: âGeboren um Haribo zu holenâUser B: âBitte was?â
(DIR) Post #AE4hjkNC05VKWdAzMO by domodak
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User A: Ich kann nicht 24/7 mit meinem Patner zusammen hocken.Als er noch arbeiten ging, durfte er bei mir schlafen.Dann wurde er Arbeitslos, nach 2 monaten konnte ich das nicht mehr aushalten und hab ihm gesagt das er wieder in seiner Wohnung schlafen muss. Das hat ihm natĂŒrlich nicht gefallen. Er idt der typ der 24/7 in meinen Armen liegen möchte. Das kann ich absolut nicht.Er heult deswegen rum. Das wĂ€re doch keine beziehung.Man muss zusammen wohnen alles zusammen machen. Usw. Ich hab dem gesagt wenn ihm das nicht passt soll er schluss machen.Ich kann dieses klammern absolut nicht ertragen.Da bekomme ich zu viel.Meine kinder stehen an 1. Stelle.Denen gehört meine vollste aufmerksamkeit.Und irgendwann mein Patner.User B: Jou, dann habt ihr ja so richtig SpaĂ!!!User A: ja haben wir
(DIR) Post #AE4i1vvXmVcrZWups0 by domodak
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X-Faktor hat mich angerufen,die wollen ihren Moderator wieder habenđ
(DIR) Post #AE8uCAtowiJOzAbDtY by domodak
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Toyota: Let's make an affordable car but powerful and fun to drive to appeal to customersDevs of Initial D: I'll take your entire stock!Toyota: stonks
(DIR) Post #AEAYRimbRN9tk49QwK by domodak
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Finally some good Christian music for my two young sons.
(DIR) Post #AEAYaMAsrpT8EIcsYy by domodak
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Uploader: âBig oof I got a copyright claim on this, good thing i cant monetize it anywaysâUser B: âItâs copyrighted that means itâs canonâ
(DIR) Post #AEAgSqbedcIHve4u2a by domodak
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This is the happiest Metallica song Iâve ever heard Also the most metal Christmas song Iâve ever heard
(DIR) Post #AEAgkk7vT23Z2shpoG by domodak
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âIf youâre gonna bring me home to see the country roads, bring your own beerâSystem of a John Denver
(DIR) Post #AEAgpNWevPN4OhU8hs by domodak
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Now we need a version of country roads vocals over BYOB instrumentals
(DIR) Post #AEAh2QD8FlReUPZT5U by domodak
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User A: âI never knew what the lead singer looked like, but I am now glad to say that he looks exactly what I thought he looks likeâUser B: âHe didnt look like this for 95% of his career, only for 2 albums lol.âUser C: âFrank Zappa?âUser D: â@User C Serj Tankian. Heâs old now.â
(DIR) Post #AEAh7YSN1UaHVl97zM by domodak
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System Of A Down are the manifestation of an alternate reality where Weird Al Yankovic followed his passion for screamo music.
(DIR) Post #AEAhBOXvoMRpvvZvhQ by domodak
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âeverybody is going to the party have a good timeâShows footage of Vietnam
(DIR) Post #AEAjJsLX6D94a6x0lM by domodak
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I like to imagine Billy Ray Cyrus just walked on stage and started singing uninvited.
(DIR) Post #AEAjbyMjSSmGSk8oPA by domodak
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User A: âThe Billy Ray Cyrus part makes me wanna commit west virginiaâUser B: âBecome your own state because you hated the idea of slavery?Seriously WV exists because of it.â
(DIR) Post #AEAjhVQ7zMIYQbMrom by domodak
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User A: âI feel like this is what you hear in the lobby when you first get to hell. Shit is unsettling lmaoâUser B: âRight?! I might try becoming religious if this plays at the entrance of hellâ
(DIR) Post #AEAjlzhnKdc3Vtltx2 by domodak
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âWhen your dad and you canât decide what to listen to so you just settle for this for the 8 hour driveâ
(DIR) Post #AEAjojbde3hQS2CNxQ by domodak
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âThis is what happens when you do an Ayahuasca ceremony in the forests of the Appalachian Mountains.â
(DIR) Post #AEAkrhuiUeKM1e6UvA by domodak
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Ozzie is like the randy marsh of real life
(DIR) Post #AEAkxlPsNr4QcsZB3I by domodak
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âI need some Hot Stuff baby this evening â and Ozy responds âOh no.â I will always hear that for the rest of eternity. Great job as always Bill!!
(DIR) Post #AEAl3mgQaOwMIEBA8W by domodak
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Itâs Like Married With Children except these 2 are married and Ozzy is Al Bundy.
(DIR) Post #AEAn948DLEXVlPp1hw by domodak
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Edwin Starr could have easily fronted a metal band as heavy as Slayer.
(DIR) Post #AEAoDP8nGrsM2Gj48e by domodak
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This is what Coldplay was going for with that 10 minute song they released this year
(DIR) Post #AEAoFzEg2feQYqi1WS by domodak
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âI am become death, destroyer of worlds.âFreddy Kroeger
(DIR) Post #AEAoJer9koJIVvSSW0 by domodak
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This is disgusting. Iâm replaying it 12 times.
(DIR) Post #AEAoVnru4bKLwIbBiq by domodak
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This is the part of the movie when you finally overcome your fears and realize itâs time, you pick up a baseball bat then start to go on a zombie killing rampage.
(DIR) Post #AEAoYgGAomVPD7K5GS by domodak
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Dosent this prove itâs not nickelback being bad itâs that they need the right arrangement/production
(DIR) Post #AEAoaJ02GobpeJY7dI by domodak
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This is beautifully painful. Your pattern recognition levels must be over 9000âŠ
(DIR) Post #AEAp45trXS7ti1rlwG by domodak
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User A: âAs soon as the bridge hit this went to a whole new fucking levelâUser B: âI have played countless hours of rocksmith and rocksmith 2014 but i still have no idea what a bridge is.âUser C: âIts a thing you can walk or drive over.â:megaLUL:
(DIR) Post #AEApK9iz5REMCiR9GK by domodak
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User A: âSounds like Trent Reznor did a Green Day remix. Great job mate!âUser B: âSo itâs like the male version of of I canât have love I want power lolâ
(DIR) Post #AEApRJ0KyzKn0oxlJY by domodak
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âIâm counting Black Sheepâ sounds like it would be a Kanye verse for real.
(DIR) Post #AEApvyUtHIJaO4sVMW by domodak
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âI used to be a big fan, now Iâm an air conditionerâ
(DIR) Post #AEAqBKURn7ccwNzaqG by domodak
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âRadiohead made a whole album to say what Eiffel 65 managed in one songâ
(DIR) Post #AEAqGrX8MeZks2t59M by domodak
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User A: âThis is what I imagine plays in S&M clubs.âUser B: âIn the 90s that was NIN and Lords of Acidâ
(DIR) Post #AEAqLVEIiUdT92I6mO by domodak
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âI canât believe that a Subterranean Homesick Alien sang this songâ
(DIR) Post #AEAqfs55SuiZoCh5Ga by domodak
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A word picture: MC Hammer and the backup singers act as bodyguards, holding off the rabid fans trying to approach the City Girls and Fergie⊠Hammer Sliding in coordinated circles too fast for anyone to get past⊠Except when it becomes Hammer Time, at which point I can only assume he steps back, and joins in on the twerking.
(DIR) Post #AEAr165cZp5bKx45o0 by domodak
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âI think the song is broken.Iâm not a girl yet my ass shook on command, please help.â:haha:
(DIR) Post #AEArGwctWrBycWBX0K by domodak
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I think lone digger goes well with any slim shady song
(DIR) Post #AECrz7V2qs27OwUuye by domodak
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User A: âGo home Tankard, youâre drunkâUser B: âThey are always drunkâ
(DIR) Post #AECwpCuWNYB33eVTCy by domodak
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drinking millk:âI feel it in my bonesârealising it was from chernobyl:âIâm radioactive.â
(DIR) Post #AEHGyE81zmBt9nFAsC by domodak
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User A: âFor one show, Slayer and her should form a super group called Slaying Ono.âUser B: âEspecially that in Polish âonoâ means âitââ
(DIR) Post #AEHKpxSqT7AsyQIAJk by domodak
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Rick Astley is ready to lead sing for DragonForce, imo.
(DIR) Post #AEHLTTKjugRD6lLHpQ by domodak
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The kid having nightmares about RIckâs dance⊠Makes a lot of sense .
(DIR) Post #AEHLidRIceDUnJdnYe by domodak
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Rick is the sandmanâŠ..I finally understand what that song was about
(DIR) Post #AEIHt8FaiUqCagsGga by domodak
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We reached a point where a fart piano sounds better than one of the most famous popstar. These are dark times.
(DIR) Post #AEII0lPXW8qa4WAOMS by domodak
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User: âhey wait a minute are you the kid from bobs burgers with the fart piano!?!?!âUploader: âI wish I was a kidâ
(DIR) Post #AEPBe7rkcnFHR5u6rY by domodak
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The only way they could kill Rasputin was by throwing him in a bag and tossing him under the Vanilla Ice
(DIR) Post #AEPC86MUmVpTSUZtjs by domodak
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Bill! Bill! Next idea for a mashup! You need to do Danzigâs âCanât Speakâ and No Doubtâs âDonât Speak.â BecauseâŠ. GWEN DANZIG!
(DIR) Post #AERMXFpq5Jf3w8r6fY by domodak
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Watching an ice cream truck smash into a clown car
(DIR) Post #AERMdAzR0oOyeBAS4u by domodak
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this is the song that greets you on the escalator to the gates of Heaven
(DIR) Post #AERMfWVLzX5fxADUSe by domodak
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If you think youâre on your way to Heaven and then you hear Chad Kroeger, itâs time to get seriously worried.
(DIR) Post #AERMjRMD4VA99Ao7Rg by domodak
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âDo whatever you want with my quesadilla. Just donât make it Joeyâs head.âChaddie Nickelbacks.
(DIR) Post #AEVgPgvgEyilMo6Aeu by domodak
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I imagine the last of toilet paper being the cause of WWIII
(DIR) Post #AEVgSM6i74aHenWoG8 by domodak
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Shit gets real when kitchen sinks are included.As a wrestling fan, I can confirm.
(DIR) Post #AEbbQnz89xFoiVBS1w by domodak
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We need the âEmo Goes Classicâ compilation album in our lives William. Be the man that makes it happen.
(DIR) Post #AEbbfoyckp268X6gzo by domodak
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When you still wear your Hot Topic spikey belt with your wedding tuxedo.
(DIR) Post #AEbc9LeOLxnTs0itAO by domodak
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Where would we be without the distinguished military services of Soulja Boy from the Foo Fighter battalion.
(DIR) Post #AEbfCaN2NeSUFrqCZ6 by domodak
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This mashup convinced me that Nickleback arenât that bad.
(DIR) Post #AEbfKYjoKoCXVYIMe8 by domodak
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Thank you for giving Imagine Dragons some genuine bass and sizzle. Also, Chad Kroeger is there.
(DIR) Post #AEbfSm9cKyHbQzHf2O by domodak
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User A: Okay hear me out. Positions by Ariana Grande with Killing In The Name by RATM.User B: The fact that the English language allows those words to be put in that order is proof of the collapse of capitalism
(DIR) Post #AEbfXE3SXrLr7oWdl2 by domodak
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When Nicholas Cage and Ed Sheeran actually join Nickleback.
(DIR) Post #AEbftAZOBOyqgfvLLE by domodak
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User A: The Doors (ft Nicki Minaj): Light my AnacondaUser B: Riders on the AnacondaUser C: Cursed comment
(DIR) Post #AEbm6gthtrNoRJG4RM by domodak
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User A: This would be a legit song in many nightclubs.User B: dancing in angerUser C: @User B me everyday
(DIR) Post #AEbma6kuq48j2FAnyK by domodak
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linkin park was really good at writing pop choruses huh take a pop song with similar bpm to one of the 8 good beats from meteora and the hook hits like 90% of the time oml
(DIR) Post #AEbmeojbGiaYainsSe by domodak
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Every time I heard âJust Danceâ, I thought it was literally the exact same song as âBad Romanceâ but with different vocals, because the composition and progression is just so identical, and now I realise âJust Danceâ is also by Lady Gaga. Sizeable bruh momento.
(DIR) Post #AEbmkHKqMLDIk6pORE by domodak
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Suddenly the lyrics sound so desperate and heartbroken wtf
(DIR) Post #AEbmzuesRI092qeZhA by domodak
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I want to dance so angrily
(DIR) Post #AEbn3e8dnm48y3M6eu by domodak
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Mosh pit but ur just doing the Carlton the whole time
(DIR) Post #AEbn6IJdOWJ09dlCYy by domodak
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When someone dies tragically in a party but you and your friends are still cheering and having fun
(DIR) Post #AEbnC2qDqBtxtnkFma by domodak
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Everyone cheering the dude that jumps of the roof into the pool and totally nails it, but never comes back up.
(DIR) Post #AEbnG2e4VlXWRvy3H6 by domodak
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This sounds like Limp Bizkit playing a Meatloaf original for the Kidâs Choice Awards in Hell
(DIR) Post #AEbnOPnaJMWuZjPTeq by domodak
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Kanye created this after he pissed on the grammy
(DIR) Post #AEbnUmiG1vyFNaxIh6 by domodak
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User A: Movie trailer voice: âThis summer, itâs one manâs battle in a world where you either crank dat Soulja Boy or it cranks youâUser B: in this world, itâs crank or be cranked
(DIR) Post #AEbnd4NSEojwTvAwd6 by domodak
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This makes me want to climb the Empire State Building
(DIR) Post #AEbnj76kzxCagjFPAO by domodak
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When the middle school dance meets the gym
(DIR) Post #AEbnlpTF1v0gr73jXM by domodak
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that quiet but audible â21st century schizoid manâ hit like a truck
(DIR) Post #AEbnoQbdvqOUbnEDU8 by domodak
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Kanye pissed on his Grammy after hearing this cause he knew he didnât deserve it
(DIR) Post #AEbnr1g94GeuANZaM4 by domodak
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If Soulja had the Power to make the whole world Crank Dat at the Same Time.
(DIR) Post #AEbnwPdBRQkLtukw6q by domodak
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Kanye listening to this like: đïžđđïž
(DIR) Post #AEbo0rVFkuOhVFAV4C by domodak
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I canât believe you would sully the reputation of one of the greatest artists of the modern age by mashing him up with Kanye West
(DIR) Post #AEbo6gHwMfFSSUiSw4 by domodak
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I found âMy Humpsâ by Fergozart last night and Iâve been on a pilgrimage ever since listening to every song on this holy channel. Praise be
(DIR) Post #AEboGAMXv0JOL3ORkW by domodak
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I went to high school with Soulja Boyâs cousin. We all thought he was full of shit when he told us about it. In Economics on the last day of Senior year, he FaceTimed him on his iPad and the class got to speak with him. He told us to stay in school.
(DIR) Post #AEboPO12WeytHzjLdo by domodak
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Proof the shittiest of shit artists can just have a badass producer and shitâs fire. Imagine if Kanye produced Soulja BoyâŠ
(DIR) Post #AEboUCnvdZ9bxutbDU by domodak
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Iâm disappointed at the lack of steel drums.
(DIR) Post #AEboYaWdNuwCh2td1U by domodak
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the vocal sample works well with the ohhhhh and youuuuuu
(DIR) Post #AEbogVRe9pgxFlL4uu by domodak
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One of the most clowned and overall talentless rappers of this century inserted into one of the most celebrated mainstream rap albums of this century, interesting combination, Whatâs next, Lil Xan inserted into Illmatic? Cardi B inserted into The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill? Vanilla Ice inserted into The Marshall Mathers LP? Lil Pump inserted into TPAB?
(DIR) Post #AEbojGtCjOLAykY06y by domodak
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21st Century Soulja Boy
(DIR) Post #AEbolkSxjiqzHxSDaa by domodak
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2/10 not enough mesopotamians
(DIR) Post #AEbouNppFS1thnGX0C by domodak
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do you rememberthe ash and dust of september
(DIR) Post #AEbpbY3V7l07r8FEq8 by domodak
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Damn we need a grunge band fronted by Drake Bell never thought Iâd ever say that.
(DIR) Post #AEjz9p5Glx0XMoAa0W by domodak
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âWhen I was 7 (1983) one of the DJs at our small Montana town radio station found out Christmas Eve that his wife had been cheating on him and had been knocked up by the other dude. This guy flipped and went to the radio station, with a gun, and barracaded himself in the booth. For the next 39.5 hours he threatened to kill himself on air while playing ONLY Grandma Gor Run Over⊠We kept checking back every hour until the cops finally talked him out of the booth. We all think about it every time we here this song!â
(DIR) Post #AEjzYTOwWcehMJ7roO by domodak
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Ghost rider ran over grandma
(DIR) Post #AEkCHnZfZHL4PCWRpQ by domodak
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âI like DMX as a train conductor, heâs pretty straightforward. No ticket and your ass is flying off the train.â
(DIR) Post #AEkCPfOBss7NKuuAgi by domodak
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âIt is sad news but the time has come for X to leave, he had seen everything.â
(DIR) Post #AEkCqfeN1PinxrLjJg by domodak
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How can this sound so badass and cheery at the same time? Itâs like someone was asked to sum up Deadpoolâs personality in a song.
(DIR) Post #AEkFEeSZIauD8BOMEK by domodak
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This is the audio equivalent of a bright pink notebook covered in skull stickers
(DIR) Post #AEkFpmopBQW5lpVdWC by domodak
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User A: This audio is equivalent to Monster High.User B: no its not, this is actually goodUser C: Monster High would be a mix of MIAâs âBad Girlsâ and Evanescenceâs âBring Me To Lifeâ
(DIR) Post #AEkG1bA4LoS55h4wG8 by domodak
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This is the equivalent of listening to your metal playlist while driving to your job at Nickelodeon.
(DIR) Post #AEkGCXqj0NQc0KFZsO by domodak
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User A: This is like eating chilli with marshmallowsUser B: Iâve had chili with marshmallows before and it tasted WAY worse than this.User C: Gordon Ramsey disliked thatUser D: You put the peeps in the Chili and the chili in the peeps.
(DIR) Post #AEkJDlCLA0OXYYdEWW by domodak
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This needs to play when the world ends and credits roll
(DIR) Post #AEkJJMGaleydyEI1pI by domodak
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User A: âI always look forward to the Ben Shapiro guest verseâŠline?â is something Iâd never thought Iâd say, but here we are.User B: that is the only time iâve ever looked forward to something that comes out of that manâs mouth đâđ»
(DIR) Post #AEkJN1z67OSODzrHDE by domodak
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i can no longer cook mac and cheese without going âmacaroni macaroni macaroni macaroni in a potâ so like thatâs epic i guess
(DIR) Post #AEkJQ9i7qg9V3XPSgy by domodak
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Rock opera twerking
(DIR) Post #AEkJV8MWI1TKK0g4Po by domodak
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Iâve never twerked while having a breakdown in my life, this is just goodđđđđ
(DIR) Post #AEkJYfqYFgcX2ZPe88 by domodak
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The way you harmonized âthereâs some whores in this houseâ is simply beautiful
(DIR) Post #AEkJcNN4svhqtlOM7c by domodak
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Love how this mashup combines one of the most important and profound songs in musical history with Bohemian Rhaphsody
(DIR) Post #AEkJl9yS44pxxD3su0 by domodak
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Iâm falling into the rabbit hole of WAP YTPMVs, someone please help me
(DIR) Post #AEkMCecaQVVGjS4YOe by domodak
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Forget the pop punk revival, calypso metal is the next big thing in music!
(DIR) Post #AEkMUQqWNhRHDn4F72 by domodak
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The unreleased song of the band called âthe slim shady at the discoâ.
(DIR) Post #AEkMZ8ZFlf7xynEZjk by domodak
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when you see the bride making out with some guy but thereâs vomit on your hoodie and it was your moms spaghetti.
(DIR) Post #AEkMcygwQch0VYf4lM by domodak
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If âThese Chicks Donât Even Know The Name of my Bandâ was a song
(DIR) Post #AErreqnnBoYDItxUC8 by domodak
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Just a reminder for people who complain about their bandâs drama:Lead Singer kills himself.Lead Guitarist makes a necklace out of dead Singerâs skull fragments for the Drummer.Bassist planned to murder Lead Guitarist, but instead leaves band in disgust.Replacement Bassist later stabs Lead Guitarist to death.New Bassist goes to jail, along with Rhythm Guitarist as an accomplice in Lead Guitaristâs murder.
(DIR) Post #AFZrdPP27hFmzYvWPw by domodak
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âJotaro is so badass, he literally managed to fight Broly off on his own for a while, and without using his stand as well, what a chadâ
(DIR) Post #AFZrmTbtqhTaeDGjUu by domodak
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Jotaro must have decreased his power level to make this fusion possible.
(DIR) Post #AFZropzhb5GaeJWnrs by domodak
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Would a fusion of Jotaro and Goku have a Dragon Star Platinum?
(DIR) Post #AFZySLnprnkMJwCabQ by domodak
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User A: âOkay, all joking asideâŠsomebody needs to give that drill instructor a front man position in a black/death metal band.âUser B: âBut they ALL sound like that!â
(DIR) Post #AFZyYpcNvXRsWpw7ZA by domodak
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âDamn, Black Metal Sergeant took me by surprise. He really should try fronting a band if he ever wants to switch careers.â
(DIR) Post #AFZybp80CnfBsT9U24 by domodak
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âThe ape wins as the most normal character.â
(DIR) Post #AFZyiPrUXkTdXhZZa4 by domodak
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User A: âFun fact: Kenneth Copeland is a 400 yr old Sith Lord.âUser B: âPlease donât insult the Sith like that. Vader was at least conflicted. That Copeland wrinkled ever-hungry leech is something in a badly made meat suit.â
(DIR) Post #AFZyoYqy1fRPAPG29w by domodak
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User A: âIâve met the preacher Kenneth Copeland in person and shook his hand I truly felt like I was in the presence of pure evilâUser B: âYou can see it in his eyes.Eerie, very eerie.â
(DIR) Post #AFZzGCt1I9Vn97OsK0 by domodak
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User A: âThe sergeant is a normal everyday death metal vocalist.âUser B: âdeath metal bands hearing pink floyd on YOUTUBEâ
(DIR) Post #AFZzOSly6w5ojW2TPk by domodak
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User A: âWill infinite monkeys with infinite time on infinite typewriters be able to come up with the works of Shakespeare? No, but they will come up with some of the sickest death metal growls you have ever heard!âUser B: âI think you only need infinite time or infinite monkeys⊠Not bothâŠâ
(DIR) Post #AFZzRSbRCOBf4iXgp6 by domodak
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I vote the naturally-metal-sounding Howler Monkey as the overall Winner ! :D â€âĄâĄâĄâĄâĄâĄâĄâĄâĄâĄâĄ
(DIR) Post #AFZzUVd4P4nFKVlA6i by domodak
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Copeland looks like he has to lock himself in a stone room during the full moon.
(DIR) Post #AFZzZFuyFFnm3AObpI by domodak
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User A: âThat drill instructor has some pretty sick fries. The vocal interplay between the rookie and the drill instructor was also pretty sick!âUser B: âThatâs my husband yelling at that kid đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łâ
(DIR) Post #AFZzefySnOF0JIc8v2 by domodak
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âMy time in United States Marine Corps boot camp can confirm Marine drill instructors are metal vocalists to their core.â
(DIR) Post #AFa0HPYzkD5whtAihc by domodak
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ok this is the âgrew up in the early 00âs with an emo older siblingâ mood and i feel like im reliving every childhood memory at once
(DIR) Post #AFa0R6WdNlJIYbgoxk by domodak
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âThomas has never seen such a plot twist beforeâ
(DIR) Post #AFsYkkPAEIDD1w0pWq by domodak
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Adam Levine is definitely in the top 100 slipknot members
(DIR) Post #AFsYtQrSGIVp1TO1Jo by domodak
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I played this for my dad and his response was âsounds like Linkin Parkâ Iâm speechless
(DIR) Post #AFsZ2WrHKlUSEFdqLY by domodak
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Itâs disgusting how much Coreyâs clean vocals in the chorus sounded similar to Levineâs for a minute, lol
(DIR) Post #AFsZ5p0uI0PBPBiPg0 by domodak
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In someoneâs fan fiction, Corey and Adam are actually singing this to each other lol
(DIR) Post #AFsZ9YIGOcXqhuc2Ii by domodak
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Slipknot is going to be so confused when they start playing shows again and seeing people wearing Maroon 5 t-shirts
(DIR) Post #AFsZhL1iEF7NPFytrU by domodak
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âThis feels like a very passive headbangâ(Very passive headbang⊠like a bobblehead? : :thinking_cirno: )
(DIR) Post #AGJT29lYFsP2svPjcG by domodak
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its like a Disney king after the fall of his kingdom teaching his son how to avoid his mistakes as they live in the streets
(DIR) Post #AGJVmrN2fLcpLrLbqC by domodak
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User A: âFun fact: Everything in its Right Place and Shiny Happy People have the same tempo. Their keys are also only a half-step apart. Do what you must.âUser B: âIdk if this comment is cursed or blessed.â
(DIR) Post #AGLVyjJsoV4SAnRxXU by domodak
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This is outrageous is the best way possible. Sounds like Gangsta Rap Polka.
(DIR) Post #AGLWCltQ2kR2CwlciO by domodak
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âI think these are my favorite mashups: hard/aggressive rap put onto what can only be described as a wholesome instrumental.Like the roughest, toughest serial killer thatâs been to every prison in the universe for committing all the crimes gently cradling a newly born puppy.â
(DIR) Post #AGLWq7UHgm8QTZm0IK by domodak
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User A: âI got in a car crash and nearly bled out to this song me mumbling this kept me awake lmao 10/10âUser B: âI guess you could call this a killer beatIâ
(DIR) Post #AGTuV1eAA4MaRdY1CK by domodak
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I used to do meth, but then I took an arrow to the knee
(DIR) Post #AGTud0ElHpAIOCTDpQ by domodak
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This is why we stay in college and do ecstasy.
(DIR) Post #AGTuoAmMQrDQGnVpGy by domodak
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This would make a terrible Lifetime movie. :(But all Lifetime movies are terribleâŠ.
(DIR) Post #AGg4DfuX3KPtY05Ym0 by domodak
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Damn bass hit harder than chris brown
(DIR) Post #AHKivTkvNF7953Qxu4 by domodak
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Oneâs from Memphis and the other from New Orleans. Funny how they both speak in perfect Japanese.
(DIR) Post #AHLJTJiQo34A8Yhbo8 by domodak
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1:25 the whole city looks like the cookies and cream Hersey bar.
(DIR) Post #AHaU3Z8er3SDJBIAFs by domodak
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Sound engineer: âYou should step away from the microphone a bitâYoko: âHow much?âEngineer: âfor about eighty yearsâ
(DIR) Post #AHmnb2FFt9IWA8ZOhE by domodak
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âI like to describe Lisa as your best friendâs older hotter sister.â
(DIR) Post #AHug76j9VwlOxh12bw by domodak
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Yeah, who else remembers getting offered weed in 4th grade? Me neither.
(DIR) Post #AHuvcdrDsyPQ0EHlKK by domodak
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why am i just now realizing jonathan kinda sounds like a mix of ozzy and marilyn manson
(DIR) Post #AI9EPkAPjZhp9IGRBg by domodak
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âthis is how i imagine axe cologne to be if it were a personâ:blobcatlul:
(DIR) Post #AI9GMAV85ARVZZNP16 by domodak
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Combining the trumpets from Evangelion with the guitar from Tenacious D makes the whole song sound very MexicanLike, the greatest Mariachi band in the world
(DIR) Post #AI9GXI9Lz70gTqUks4 by domodak
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is this what the first guy to combine peanut butter and jelly felt like?
(DIR) Post #AI9HBktUXA7rDDN0z2 by domodak
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Can we all just appreciate how this was edited as if theyâre performing in the same stage?P.S. Justin dancing to this song like a demon-controlled marionnette is utterly traumatizing.
(DIR) Post #AI9HzyCFLjomwr5RuS by domodak
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Quentin Tarantinoâs 20th filmScooby Doo
(DIR) Post #AI9I3obewnYsMao6Yy by domodak
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When Kanye has a concert at Bikini Bottom.
(DIR) Post #AI9I6PIlUD6wkcCmxs by domodak
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this song is one high-pass filter away from a gorillaz track
(DIR) Post #AI9IABBPv8Gw7aZE00 by domodak
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If Miles Morales was Spider-Man during the 60âs
(DIR) Post #AI9IBvaeridOL9CuKu by domodak
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You did it. You absolute intellectual god. You made me like Kanye West.
(DIR) Post #AI9IIcpuzSQWCeXSEq by domodak
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This just proves how awesome b-52s are and how generic kanye is
(DIR) Post #AI9ILQt7s0Ne0zNTOa by domodak
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Sounds like a song a gay fish would singâŠ
(DIR) Post #AI9IObl7uO2GbE9MmG by domodak
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Itâs like Chicken and Waffles.You donât think the shit is gonna work, but dayum!
(DIR) Post #AI9IRQKwpg4q2iFQlk by domodak
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What plays when Kanye becomes president of North America in general because he had an army of lobsters
(DIR) Post #AI9W1i27oWQ2kx4mf2 by domodak
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User A: âShe could sing my parentsâ divorce papers and Iâd still be willing to listen to itâUser B: âiâd even be in for her joining linkinpark hahahâ
(DIR) Post #AIBduKwsQodN5CXLQ8 by domodak
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You have to admire a guy whoâs based his bandâs entire schtick on More Manly Than Testosterone and then isnât afraid to do something like this. And I do love a good tenor.
(DIR) Post #AIDaCIcnnb01aVNPVY by domodak
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âfinally⊠diesel generators are accepted as musical instrument tooâŠâ
(DIR) Post #AIDb9WKKUy3rAYyVW4 by domodak
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âWelcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?ââHow tough am I? How tough am I?! I shed the blood of Saxon men!ââYeah, so?ââFour thousand Saxon men!ââR-right this way! Sorry to bother you!â
(DIR) Post #AIDbH9gKZnhzFluFyi by domodak
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Saruman: The hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking to hear my sweet Guitar shredding skills.
(DIR) Post #AILfvVSIzlttRqWPxo by domodak
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Every night when Satan tries to sleep he looks under his bed to see if Lemmy is there.
(DIR) Post #AIaRWLxKh2Aul7XsVU by domodak
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âTrue, but my grandfatherâs polka ensemble is more aggressive than Metallica.â
(DIR) Post #AIt6oosBVqp0ccL9pA by domodak
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User A: âFrank Thelen hat wohl in einem Podcast zum Thema Ăberbevölkerung gesagt, dass man doch afrikanische MĂ€nner (nach einer gewissen Anzahl an Geburten) zwangssterilisieren könnte, um damit die Geburtenzahlen zu senken.Hier das genaue Zitat: âMan könnte ja zum Beispiel, ich sage nicht, dass ich das gut finde, ich habe das nicht durchdacht, aber [⊠] Man könnte in Afrika genau das machen: Ein Gesetz erlassen und sagen: âșNach soundso viel Geburten wird der Mann sterilisiert.âč Ich sage nicht, dass es richtig ist, ich sage einfach nur [âŠ]« so Thelen.âDas erwĂ€hnt Staiy auch noch in dem Video, in das du kurz reingeschaut hast.âUser B:âMan könnte auch Frank Thelen ab einer gewissen Menge emittierten Kohlenstoff-Dioxids das Ausatmen untersagen. Damit sag ich jetzt nicht, dass ich das gut fĂ€ndeâŠâ
(DIR) Post #AJSJ0lz80zErR10qTw by domodak
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Aha, mit jeder Kreuzung verliert man die Kontrolle ĂŒber die BĂŒrgerâŠwenn ich mir den modernen StĂ€dtebau so anschaue erklĂ€rt das einiges.Bin mir selbst noch nicht sicher was genau aber da bin ich was auf der Spur.. ;)
(DIR) Post #AJSW5oZx64ZEKcyH32 by domodak
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Ich glaube der ganze Film war nur ein Testballon Bethesda. Sie haben sich einen Hirntoten Körper besorgt und die KI eines Skyrim NPC darin hochgeladen. Das Ergebnis war die brillante Schauspielleistung unseres Hauptprotagonisten.Der beste Beweis als er seine alte Schulfreundin in UnterwÀsche vor sich hatte. Die orginal Reaktion wenn du einem Skyrim NPC was klaust bevor er in den Angriffsmodus geht. ^^
(DIR) Post #AJSWJMCFQ0ieMMLCim by domodak
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User A: âDas einzig gute an dem Film war die geile blonde :)âUser B: ânormalerweise wĂŒrde ich dich jetzt fragen ob du keine anderen Probleme hast AAber, du hast Recht.â
(DIR) Post #AJSWP3HmdntTRke6rI by domodak
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Die Kellnerin am Anfang in ihrem Kopf : du musst jetzt alles gebenâŠâŠ Das wird dein groĂer Durchbruch
(DIR) Post #AJSWUDj9FPvBHHuTwG by domodak
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James Nguyen ist ein Vietnamesischer Name :D Wie kann ein Asiate sowas schlechtest produzieren? ^^
(DIR) Post #AJSWaB8PncNyyVZN3I by domodak
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Wer kennt es nicht. Mit KleiderbĂŒgeln kann man gut kĂ€mpfen! BaseballschlĂ€ger, Messer oder PistolenâŠ. nÀÀÀÀÀh⊠KleiderbĂŒgel!
(DIR) Post #AJSWsSxIHVIDSP5V9k by domodak
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User A: ich kann auch noch damal als die frauen noch schwĂ€nze hatten empfehlen fĂŒr die schlechtesten filme aller zeitenUser B: der Titel hört sich schon ĂŒberzeugend an :D
(DIR) Post #AJhwGMD4QOjziAM4BM by domodak
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User A: âGet ready to cringeâ but dude is casually gravity blasting like itâs nothingUser B: And doing insane double bass đ
(DIR) Post #AJhwPMMxCYCUoPGq3c by domodak
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structurally, itâs a million times easier, but the physical facility required is still something to be appreciated. Itâs like a gymnast versus a bodybuilder, the gymnast will have way more finesse and freedom, and body builder only smeshes at all times.
(DIR) Post #AJhwWp0H8eANe9DlUO by domodak
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User A: âThat kid taught you a gravity blast as your first blast beat.1.That kid is a sadist 2.Thatâs like starting on expert mode.âUser B: âYou know you have to come out strong to impress your drum teacherâ
(DIR) Post #AJhx2ZcxqEStE2SS1I by domodak
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User A: âJazz Musicians: Nooo you canât just play Jazz without properly learning all the basics!Nik: HAHAHA RANDOM CHORD GOES BLURP!âNik Nocturnal: âor chugawugâ
(DIR) Post #AJhy3m09Q91FqXRI7E by domodak
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âItâs just luck. Thatâs all jazz is. You just hit random notes and hope you get lucky. Itâs just GAMBLING.âBro, that quote single-handedly deserves a Nobel Prize in Literature.
(DIR) Post #AJktLGqw3K849lX58q by domodak
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User A: âKommt aber drauf an was du studierst. Als studierter Soziologe, Philosophie, Literatur- oder Genderstudies Absolvent kannste deinen Kredit dann fĂŒr 30-35k pro Jahr abstottern. Das ist aber eher ein toxisches Problem der Gen Z. Studiere irgendwas ohne die Markt dafĂŒr zu checken und mache das Patrichat oder den Kapitalismus dafĂŒr verantwortlich, wenn man nix verdient.âUser B: âWas ist das denn fĂŒr eine Einstellung? Wenn jeder Informatik studieren wĂŒrde, wĂ€re der Arbeitsmarkt doch auch irgendwann ĂŒberschwemmt⊠Und studier mal so was Komplexes wie IT, Maschbau, etc. ohne wirklich dahinterzustehen. Das packen teilweise nicht mal die, die Bock drauf haben. Zum GlĂŒck hat man heute als angehender Studi ein bisschen mehr Auswahl als noch in der Generation meiner Eltern.âUser A: âAja, dann doch lieber irgendwas studieren oder? Wenn man Geld verdienen will, muss man etwas können, das der Markt auch haben will. Tut mir leid, dass keine Firma jemandem 100k zahlt ein Experte in der Historische von Ghanaischem Tanz zu sein. Klar hast du mehr Auswahl, aber warum sollte man nur weil man etwas studiert hat, auch den automatischen Anspruch haben damit Geld verdienen zu können? Ich habe es einfach satt, wenn mir Leute die Ohren vollheulen, dass sie trotz Studium ja nur befristete Stellen bekommen und fĂŒr 1800 netto arbeiten und sich damit im besten Fall auch noch mit Bafög verschuldet haben. Selbst Schuld!â
(DIR) Post #AJsqyrb8chiMod0iZc by domodak
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Iâd love to see Rihanna perform this with Korn.
(DIR) Post #AJtMgXMoIgSnOHc8Jc by domodak
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Bro, as soon as she said, âOne of them has a Tik Tokâ, I was done.
(DIR) Post #AJtMjJVcHRhtHP3avA by domodak
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This is what happens when your writers are sheltered hipsters from well off backgrounds who never had a moment of actual character development in their life.
(DIR) Post #AJtMow8I6bQ0W7pOW8 by domodak
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Fun fact: having social media is not a personality.
(DIR) Post #AJtMuEPJaXvaduJcae by domodak
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Getting super powers from âExperimental Internet Gasâ is probably the stupidest origin story Iâve ever heard. If I had an entire lifetime to brainstorm, I donât even think I could think up something lamer than that.
(DIR) Post #AJyzp3BsjSY6PSLuF6 by domodak
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I want this song at my wedding when I marry my sister
(DIR) Post #AJyzu82u6lXEupZgTw by domodak
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When Uncle Bob finds the bass slider
(DIR) Post #AK1GkqiXFjsa6R80Q4 by domodak
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Zum Hauptteil besteht dieses Video aus Oh Gott und nein.(Roughly âThis video mainly consists of âOh Godâ and âNoooo!â)
(DIR) Post #AK1GuPjQRJwRIv6adU by domodak
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User A: Wenn MoG diesen Kommentar beantwortet ess ich ne pizza aus der Mikrowelle xDDDDUser B: TU ES NICHT! BITTE :C
(DIR) Post #AK1NntbLgZh5azANiy by domodak
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Wer wollte nicht schon mal ein PokĂ©mon fangen, um es sich anschlieĂend ĂŒber den Kamin zu hĂ€ngen? XD
(DIR) Post #AK1PNmLEFttRSTIhge by domodak
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Immer wenn ich comic Sans in einem flashgame, film oder normalen game sehe weiĂ ich ganz genau das es einfach nur gut sein kann.
(DIR) Post #AK1UDgdv5T4cex3BJY by domodak
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Ich liebe die Pizzapolizei xD
(DIR) Post #AK1V3DfU3ljnr1M2pU by domodak
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Die Pizza Polizei macht mehr sinn als die echte Polizei :D .. denn sie empfiehlt Pizza.
(DIR) Post #AK1VFy3vOQgzDaribY by domodak
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10:6 Ich mag comic SansâŠaber nur, weil da der name Sans drinn vor kommt :D
(DIR) Post #AK1VI4tqwTTR0IA1aq by domodak
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ich ha jetzt Bock auf eine Pizza mit einem Blauen Igel als Beilage⊠ist bestimmt lecker..oder?! ODER?!
(DIR) Post #AK1Wn1TBqRQ5IT0bdg by domodak
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Ich freu mich schon auf die 4 Minuten Videos die 10 FPS haben und das stolz ohne Mikro!
(DIR) Post #AK1bHaphKWY9TfMx2O by domodak
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Wo ich die eine gesehen habe habe ich angst davor in einen Busch zu fallen wegen genickbruch XD
(DIR) Post #AK1bMcvUyQZhQ0TzOa by domodak
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LET IT GOOO LET IT GOOO!!! Der Film war so schlecht⊠aber dieses Lied verfolgt mich ĂŒberall hinâŠ
(DIR) Post #AK1bPxPlFvBRpWE4AK by domodak
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âLeck die Gurke, Bartâ
(DIR) Post #AK1bUYTrO2nvwlKrce by domodak
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Warum steht auf dem Gurkenglas: Titte?
(DIR) Post #AK1bWkJyKphhFTkt5k by domodak
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Will Smith Sa voll Schwul aus mit Den Klamotten hahahahaha
(DIR) Post #AK1baup5EPtAygINP6 by domodak
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Halt den Mund Horst!
(DIR) Post #AK1es4Pl7hxFVjK0h6 by domodak
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âIch freue mich mit dir zu arbeiten, BesitzerâMein Hirn bei dieser Aussage: Bitte fessel das Pferd nicht, das wird kein Sm-Video â-â
(DIR) Post #AK1eteUQTvuxgaG7Zg by domodak
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Er meint eindeutig Arschpirat
(DIR) Post #AK1ewwqSh2l1U08bFA by domodak
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Ich musste bei dem Pferdegesicht so hart lachen xD
(DIR) Post #AK3PGYkUmYZ3ahb2JM by domodak
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The average person would settle for an office job, but this guy? Heâll make your dreams of Shrek on the Titanic come true.
(DIR) Post #AK3PZqsJc7ShJISAXw by domodak
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The harmonization at âBend over to the front, touch your toes, Back that ass up and down, and get low.â Câest magnefique. Glenn Miller, Count Basie, Benny Goodman, all twerking in their graves.
(DIR) Post #AKG3LITD3sqwc9qO3s by domodak
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Ich hatte den Film quasi jede Woche in Latein. Als live-performance. Nur das Schwert hat gefehlt.
(DIR) Post #AKG3ruY51QBZynfpNQ by domodak
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Kann dir ansonsten nur die Pflege empfehlen da sieht man in Real Life wie Leute im Bett kacken :D
(DIR) Post #AKgU7EPJ7V7YpcUi12 by domodak
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Iâm surprised there arenât more System of a Down dance remixes. Serj Tankian has a voice perfect for that.
(DIR) Post #AKgWaZt8X4sHlCZGue by domodak
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Makes you realize how much we lost when The Pointer Sisters were kicked out of Metallica.
(DIR) Post #AL1aseXsR5xvYKemFU by domodak
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Kanye âsingingâ Bohemian Rhapsody sounds like a 13 year old kid that got drunk for the first time and picked the hardest song he could find in the karaoke book.
(DIR) Post #AL1b7kx4toHLlXe7Tk by domodak
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ANYONE IS BETTER THAN KANYE. THAT INCLUDES HITLER! And Im jewish!
(DIR) Post #AL1cEh63jMzzn4idrE by domodak
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âYou know youâre Bon Jovi when the crowd is the only one singing the songâOr Hansi KĂŒrsch.
(DIR) Post #AL1fsbxsWwAZJtcOGW by domodak
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Rolling Stone praised Avril Lavine as a tremendous new voice of âteen angstâ after her debut⊠yet Pink Floyd is unimaginative.
(DIR) Post #AL1gN2VQPpdEK5ooOe by domodak
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I always make sure Rolling Stone gave a bad review before Iâm buying any album. That is how I know I will probably like it
(DIR) Post #AL1gSsawB58RK1BKFM by domodak
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One DJ once asked the Ramones to sound more like the Doobie Brothers. Some critics canât bear the idea of bands being themselves instead of trying to follow what is the Flavor of the Month.
(DIR) Post #AL1gaqXThltVGLMXRI by domodak
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User A: âShould do 10 albums that critics liked/loved but fans absolutely despised.âUser B: âIt would probably consist of a lot of Radiohead.â
(DIR) Post #AL1h2iCIJRhFV2k1KK by domodak
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*Progressive Rock in general was hated by the stones. Maybe a higher up was jealous of people who could play instruments better than them!
(DIR) Post #AL1h51vxu4CHI6D0ro by domodak
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Rolling stone: same magazine which voted Tupac and NWA into the ROCK N ROLL hall of fame lol
(DIR) Post #AL1hDhyjSy540TdosC by domodak
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I mean, nu-metal was basically white dudes who wished they were NWA so I think they deserve their spot.
(DIR) Post #AL1hF5C8dOJGIfZE4O by domodak
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The fact that Madonna is in the Rock ân Roll Hall of Fame really says it all.
(DIR) Post #AL1hL8p63bI7I5g8MC by domodak
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If Tupac and NWA are in the Rock and Roll HOF, than Neil Diamond should be in the Rap HOF. Itâs about inclusivity people!!EVERYBODY should be included.
(DIR) Post #AL1hg78tV7Z49wwIhU by domodak
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With the Korn one you shouldâve put in the clip of Beavis and Butt-head reviewing the song âBlindâ in which Beavis suddenly sounds intelligent in his review. And goes on that it âLacks originality and it is very derivative of other bands like White Zombie and Suicidal tendencies and other bands that carry the mantle of so called âAlternative rock.â â
(DIR) Post #AL3ISHvyTKjP2M7uUq by domodak
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âButter fĂŒr den Buttergolem! OfenkĂ€se fĂŒr den KĂ€sethron!âUnd Raclette fĂŒr Puni.
(DIR) Post #AL3NQALUDMtUh2roLA by domodak
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Fun fact: Nickelbackâs breakthrough album, Silver Side Up, was released on September 11, 2001. Thatâs two bad things to happen that day
(DIR) Post #AL3NXw33FuXmfRwtWa by domodak
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Thereâs a spectrum ranging from kiss from a rose to radioactive, and this is right smack in the middle
(DIR) Post #AL3ZJTW1k2BrZSNCpE by domodak
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âThe problem with Limp Bizkit was not enough Panjabi MC, who knewâ
(DIR) Post #AL3oSJJYXMODqqD9gO by domodak
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Doom is one of the few franchises that provides a wholesome message for the whole familyâŠ.if you encounter a demon, purge them to hell without mercy.
(DIR) Post #AL3ofNkVMPEZMz378y by domodak
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Canât believe a 60$ soundtrack came with a free game
(DIR) Post #AL3vcD1PUGxuuTOHPU by domodak
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This is reverse Limp Bizkit
(DIR) Post #AL3vgsT3KnnObtXw7U by domodak
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Black Eyeliner Peas
(DIR) Post #AL3vlW10EuU0QIdbNo by domodak
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This is like if Michael Jackson wasnât quite as good as Michael Jackson was.
(DIR) Post #AL3wBVC1v1X1P1BejY by domodak
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Itâs weird bc this is a mashup of what my dad listened to in college and what I listened to in college
(DIR) Post #AL3zdSq4Z4OQ4WwRI8 by domodak
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âWhen you want to play power metal but your band mates are feeling groovy.â
(DIR) Post #ALHySkmO8rRwmrzCl6 by domodak
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The only band in the world where they have Jesus playing violin and Karl Marx on bass haha!
(DIR) Post #ALM1UUpBVfHMNUel28 by domodak
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One punch man is so strong when they wrote his name in Death Note the book burned itself
(DIR) Post #ALURiNQ7zFQ3XctYTg by domodak
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You learn something new every day. Today I learned that Britney Spears is the Korn of pop music⊠or Korn is the Britney Spears of metalâŠ
(DIR) Post #ALpG55ZNP3qNhxRWoi by domodak
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You are completely wrong. Actors donât seek projects, projects seek actors. Rowan Atkinson would never, ever play a great Lady Macbeth.
(DIR) Post #ALrSI3YdmY5Azzy6u8 by domodak
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Except how you remind me didnât have a $5 toysrus snare drum in the backround hahahaha! I like every metallica album except St.Anger and the song Loverman.
(DIR) Post #ALrSNoE5hGlfBe6EwC by domodak
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Is it a coincidence that Nickelback ended up in what is arguably the worst Metallica album?
(DIR) Post #ALrSmMn8pr9PL6CisT by domodak
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I used to rock out like you, but then I took an arrow to theâŠSha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knee-knee
(DIR) Post #ALrV19SQtQWgEjhBlw by domodak
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queen was just the nickleback of the 70âs anyway
(DIR) Post #ALrW1K9FFIkdLZMnZY by domodak
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The same thing happened to Def Leppard. I watched as they had hit after hit and started to crossover into Hot AC and AOR from active rock. It happens because they are very successful and everyone likes to take pot shots at leaders. Haters hate. I know Joe Elliot and Rick Allen. Weâve opened for them. They will go down as one of the greatest of all time I met Chad Kroeger at NAMM one year. The dude is 100%. He doesnât take shit and doesnât really care what Beta males and Misandrists think of him. Neither do guys like Wes Scanlin. Grow up. Being contrarian doesnât make you look cool, just ignorant. My all time favorite quotes come from Gene Simmons and Kirk Hammett, Gene said âI had a painter come over to paint my house and he said he was in a band and I asked him what kind of music. He said its not your kind of music, its deep and wasnât just 3 chords. He then said âIâm a true artistâ Gene said â Really? Youâre an artist? Paint my house, bitchâ. Some fan told Kirk Hammett that the band was a sell out. Kirk responded âSure we sold out. We sell out every showâ. Nickelback still fucking rocks. Deal with it. Now get up to the front counterâŠa customer needs some wiper blades
(DIR) Post #ALrgSPkHXfNw4EFMiO by domodak
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I mean bread has more character development potential.First it doesnât look like much (bread ingredients)Then it comes together to form a good character. (Freshly baked bread)Lastly it becomes a good and full character (the whole loaf was eaten)Or the character good real bad (bread began to rot)
(DIR) Post #AM1trkudDrsnwK6KVU by domodak
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I like that they mentioned the racial motivations that often come with jaywalking stops. Iâve only ever been stopped for jaywalking once in my life, despite doing quite often because, normally, cops donât care. The only time they did care was when I was living in a black neighborhood, crossing a completely empty residential street at 2 AM while walking to the gas station to get cigarettes. I had a hoodie on with the hood up and my hands in my pockets, and a cop car suddenly flashed itâs lights behind me and I heard a voice yelling at me to show them my hands. I turned around and the cop already had his hand on his gun, but the second he saw my pasty white complexion, his hand immediately left the gun and his whole demeanor changed. He stopped telling me to take my hands out of my pockets and suddenly became almost worried about his attitude. He went from âStop! Show me your hands!!!â to âUmâŠseeâŠyou understand why I had to stop you right.? âŠuhâŠjaywalking is illegal. What if the street was busier? It could have been dangerous.â It was soooo transparently an excuse to harass what they initially thought was a black person because of my zip code and clothing choices. Iâm 100% certain that if I had been wearing a t-shirt and cargo shorts, my skin plainly visible, that cop car would have driven right by me just like every other cop has who has ever seen me jaywalking in my 36 years.
(DIR) Post #AM1xl9OuB2dNg7MpUm by domodak
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User A: "Young children can choke on it" - The motto of every politician in the USUser B: It is definitely Matt Gaetz's motto.User C: Yeah, everyone knows children can't choke on bullets, duhhhhh.User D: Some priests too
(DIR) Post #AM1xtzTSS9t7UviCfo by domodak
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Love how American lawmakers drew the line on 7 kids choking on chocolate treats, while ignoring thousands of children being shot in schoolâŠ
(DIR) Post #AM1y2BroGFDCFZ0p9s by domodak
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Let's turn that one around and look at something that's legal in the states but illegal in most countries, civil forfeiture. Theft by the police that sometimes outranks normal theft by value per year.
(DIR) Post #AM1yH976mPFy3SIdCi by domodak
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User A: no they are not. And seeing as the states have a reincarnation rate of 44% within the first year, it seams to be a terrible deterrent. Also, just cause you know, slavery is bad?User B: That sure is a great reincarnation rate! No wonder we don't take guns seriously then.
(DIR) Post #AM2y4c8RlFyTSOuT8S by domodak
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âFree speech doesnât mean just keep yappingâYo Confucius just destroyed Twitter right there
(DIR) Post #AM2yGPIJKTDD6g9AUy by domodak
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User A: The act of filling an empty bowl carries with it no inherent usefulness at all. Whereas the act of say, eating rice from a full bowl, is infinitely more useful. More possibilities does not mean it is more useful, for what use does simply filling a bowl have if you do not intend to use that newly filled bowl to accomplish another task.User B: @User A if I use the bowl to pee in it, then the very act of filling the bowl is intrinsically usefulUser C: @User B oh my god
(DIR) Post #AM2yLaU79QO1GF8cxk by domodak
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What if you were scared of attracting animals with that strong scent? So if you pee in the bowl, you can toss it into some river quickly. We can continue the what ifs until the end of the universe, it is your fault for taking a general analogy too literally.
(DIR) Post #AM2ySV1Ds7BEKrv6zQ by domodak
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You don't have to fill a bowl to use it. You could turn it over and use its rim as a stencil for drawing circles. You could use it as a weapon amd hit someone over the head with it. You could hit it with a spoon to make music. You could put it on top of a stack of papers and use it as a paperweight.
(DIR) Post #AM2yVsAgFPvh0ix7FQ by domodak
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Your IQ gotta be room temperature in Canada
(DIR) Post #AM2yYGWmf5Y788QrFQ by domodak
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i love how half of these replies are arguing about pissing in bowls and the other half is repeating the rap battleâs main idea
(DIR) Post #AM2yih1yyiLaDxztZ2 by domodak
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User A: "Lao Tzu - 58 words, 299 characters Nietzsche - 96 words, 488 characters, Voltaire - 115 words, 675 charactersSun Tzu 135 words, 734 characters, Socrates - 152 words, 795 characters, Confucius - 164 words, 841 characters"User B: "Defintion of a guy who has free time"
(DIR) Post #AM3hA3JkcZwf9AAGga by domodak
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See Elon Musk named his car company "Tesla", but he has a lot more in common with Edison honestly.
(DIR) Post #AM46CHBoVwX1bSbpUu by domodak
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âI was in a church while recordingâI have several questions about that but the biggest one isâŠ.WHY?!
(DIR) Post #AM46NaxDN1yC5TB5Ci by domodak
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Imagine someone entering a church in order to do some praying.Sees a girl being like âMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYâ. Slowly walks backwards
(DIR) Post #AM5qtClzbHe1PJtpNA by domodak
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Norman Bates is the dude I wonât tell a âYo Mamaâ joke to
(DIR) Post #AME6rJHhZa71YQWr4K by domodak
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One experience Iâll never forget was when I was in Germany for work. We went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch. Hearing a Chinese person speak english with a german accent is something to wrap your head around. TschĂŒĂ!
(DIR) Post #AMEC567BpiuwXD0QIC by domodak
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âYes, but Australian homes are very low build quality compared to German homes. No proper insulation, no hydronic or central heating in the âcolder areasâ on the east Coast, no double glazed windows, absolutely shocking finishings, itâs just cardboard, movie set like building quality. As a French guy, I was absolutely shocked by the substandard quality of housing in Australia, reminded me a lot of the Truman Show movie. Plus the land over there is so expensive that their newbuilt homes, donât even feature proper backyards anymore like we have in France or Germany. Comes also from the fact that they dont really build up or down, theyâve got no habitable basements like we do. Visiting Australia in 2020 made me feel lucky that I live in France, where we can still afford ownership, and have proper quality housing and human size land lots, basic is around 650 m2 except for greater Paris. Over in Australia they build so called âunitsâ, by subdividing land of properties that were built in the 60âs, tiny rabbit cages, that we in Europe would just simply build up as appartment block complexes with underground parking levels, but Australia doesnât have the know how or necessary infrastructure to be able to do so.â:oof:
(DIR) Post #AMUh3lz5Oo6mv2QFu4 by domodak
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âHey Bloodywood, thatâs your favorite cheese?â BRIIEEEEEE BRIEEEEE BRIEEEEEEE!!!
(DIR) Post #AMpURkzHXRC7h0mKv2 by domodak
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And everyone, remember that youâll never be as happy as the person that animated the Iraq Lobster
(DIR) Post #AMrbTQXrbJySrncKpM by domodak
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âDolphins are horrifying. Dolphins are severely aggressive sexually (dolphin penises are basically keys that latch on to the female and they sometimes even have sex through the blowhole) and purposefully attack pufferfish to get high off of the chemical that secretes from its skin.â
(DIR) Post #AMtgrmLp4EOrX7KuXo by domodak
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If this was actually in the style of System of a Down, you would have never released it
(DIR) Post #ANGfUB3lux9ltj9aAS by domodak
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âItâs prose! Itâs poetry! Itâs a fucking mental breakdown!â Sounds like an early MCR album in a nutshell.
(DIR) Post #ANGfZYY60sHACCu0AK by domodak
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"non-consensual organ donation"That's just the plot of Tokyo ghoul lol.
(DIR) Post #ANGfipxqdHWuoaNBdQ by domodak
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I have to say, my personal favorite tag I found was "two corpses being gay and committing war crimes."
(DIR) Post #ANGfvCpBSrKzBpDb7I by domodak
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"eyes where eyes don't belong"Biblically accurate angels be like:
(DIR) Post #ANGfyiDpBaz9R5Pq9Q by domodak
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3:14 out of very morbid curiosity I tried to find this fanfiction by searching "Lightning McQueen" in the BTS tag and I am scared to tell you that it's not the only one that has Lightning McQueen in it... one of them has the tag "Joe Biden owns a strip club". No, I am not giving you any names, that would mean going back and I don't want to bleach my eyes again. What the hell is wrong with you people?
(DIR) Post #ANGg6nGeJJvjOvafbs by domodak
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The Jesus/Reader/Sonic/Among Us one actually made my mind lag
(DIR) Post #ANaxpqHvVkgOBOS9q4 by domodak
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Dio theme: Dark and creepy violinKira's theme: Slow dramatic pianoDiavolo's theme: Eerie sinsiter chantingPillar Men theme's: DWOOM DWOOM WOO WOO WOOM DWOOM DWOOM WOO WOO WOOM WOOM WOOM DROP THE BASS WAH WAH WAH WO WO WO WAH WAH WAH WO WO WAH!
(DIR) Post #ANaxs3P5icohRHrJWi by domodak
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aztec dubstep intensifies
(DIR) Post #ANbSa3cBIBLLSbsd6G by domodak
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They tell you a lot of bad stuff about the Nazis but they don't tell you that they helped save the world by fighting Aztec zombie vampires
(DIR) Post #ANbTWrrqc0GS71Fci8 by domodak
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So it's basically a cocky American, the Italian salad guy, secret mom, and cyborg Nazi fighting against four Aztec super strippers with sunlight and the best science in the world trying to protect the stone collector's red dream.
(DIR) Post #ANbTih4cZN1A6trft2 by domodak
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People: Stardust Crusaders was better because it had stands.Me: BUT DID IT HAVE A CYBORG NAZI???
(DIR) Post #ANndjJES1ll9tZuivo by domodak
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User A: "This is what every song in Hamilton sounds like"User B: "Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with"
(DIR) Post #ANne9P7ekXiBh3B8yW by domodak
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We need a petition to get Justin and slipknot to play this
(DIR) Post #ANtCkYn08j66cZCpuK by domodak
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Oh yeah, the language of Shakespeare, Emily Dickinson and the King James Bible is so superficial!
(DIR) Post #ANw3cZNXkSFy1FIEXA by domodak
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I like DMX as a train conductor, he's pretty straightforward. No ticket and your ass is flying off the train.
(DIR) Post #AO2ESo0KmRaOvbk9fk by domodak
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Zu mir sagte einmal ein Lehrling in der Firma er muss heute frĂŒher gehen weil es in Fortnite heute zwischen 14.00 und 15.00 Uhr ein HasenkostĂŒm fĂŒr 20 Euro zu kaufen gibt dass es spĂ€ter nie mehr gibt. Ich habe gelacht und es fĂŒr einen Witz gehalten. Um 13.00 Uhr war er verschwunden.
(DIR) Post #AO67e9cMq9lU6EpyAS by domodak
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This scene is like the hardass version of that typical climax in a chick flick, when the mean girl gets humiliated and everyone turns their back on her, but with guns.
(DIR) Post #AOR91gXilurl9IbgHY by domodak
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confused head banging while yeehawing with malicious intent
(DIR) Post #AOdNSzCvDRd66sJFa4 by domodak
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4711 zum vapen und die Party lÀuft 24/7! ;)
(DIR) Post #AOdNfjLPVPp8fyMBUW by domodak
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Auch bei uns stand die ganze gefĂŒhlte Kindheit eine Flasche 4711 in der GĂ€stetoilette. 150 Jahre haltbar. Der Flakon âEcht Kölnisch Wasserâ wurde NIE gewechselt. Damit konnte man auch Möbel abbeizen und Aliens vernichten. Und sich das penetrant riechende Zeug in den Nacken schmieren auf der Cocktailparty der Eltern. Wenn bei uns plötzlich ein Maggi-Fritze in Kochmontur mit einem âGaumometerâ unangekĂŒndigt in der Wohnung stehen wĂŒrde, hĂ€tte ihn meine Mutter mit dem Spaten rausgeprĂŒgelt. âFondorâ war allerdings tatsĂ€chlich Bestandteil JEDES Haushalts. Meine Mutter kĂŒbelte das ĂŒberall drĂŒber. Frauengold mit 16% Alkohol stimmt Frauen milde und macht sie wieder lebensfroh. Jaja â liebe Damen â geht nur in die Apotheke und fragt nach âFrauengoldââŠEine Frau hat zwei Lebensfragen: âWas soll ich anziehen ? âWas soll ich kochen ?â â fragen sich das heute Frauen auch noch ??? âUnd das allerwichtigste fĂŒr ihn â ist der PUDDING !â (BrĂŒll) â und wir reden hier nicht ĂŒbers 15. Jahrhundert â das ist gerade mal 60 Jahre herâŠ
(DIR) Post #AOdNkntI1tUuDycftQ by domodak
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Das sieht doch ein Blinder mit dem KrĂŒckstock, dass das die Angestellte ist! Und Personal isst nun mal nicht am Tisch! Guck mal Downtown Abbey. Die Diener nehmen da auch nicht am Tisch Platz. FrĂŒher konnten sich Leute noch Hausangestellt leisten. Heute nicht mehr! Heute muss die âDame des Hausesâ selber im Call Center arbeiten. Heute sind wir fortschrittlich und emanzipiert.
(DIR) Post #AOu32WfnzHUOghFAOG by domodak
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This is what Isaac Newton listened to before he wrote Wikipedia
(DIR) Post #AOu3hVKNtXAkO5lRHU by domodak
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'Aniki! I can't do it!'Lil Jon, don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you!''WHAT'
(DIR) Post #AOu44iDO99bZ16Yfey by domodak
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we need more lil jon in anime music
(DIR) Post #AOu4Oll2gU5rnQrbBg by domodak
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User A: "I'm only interested in time travelers, espers, aliens and Lady Gaga!"User B: Wow, Lady Gaga fits all four of those specifications!
(DIR) Post #AOu4VyTnmau1HPEdsG by domodak
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Damn, didn't know Lady Gaga made religious music.
(DIR) Post #AOu4ZTrNZHhRTMw2Fc by domodak
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I'm a simple man. I see Haruhi, I click.
(DIR) Post #AOw5AUaIE5KqkZVmBU by domodak
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Great, now I'm pissed that Edwin Starr never put out a metal album.
(DIR) Post #APPSZDilTyfvXOf58a by domodak
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Rod Stewart really was ahead of his time. In this video, he looks and sounds just like my ex-girlfriend's 70 year old chain smoking mom from Arkansas
(DIR) Post #AQLA0eK6yAaWGvXlBI by domodak
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You thought it was Asuka, but It was actually I, Kesha! âŠbummer.
(DIR) Post #AQLDAD2QBRfGGeUiLg by domodak
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User A: âThis song is probably the safest Cannibal Corpse song to do an AI art video of. I canât imagine YouTube being very happy about the art from I Cum Blood, Necropedophile or Post Mortal EjaculationâUser B: âOr Addicted to Vaginal Skin đ”â
(DIR) Post #AQRhbClhSQ2Sp6DmRU by domodak
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User A: "Kirby, Doomguy, and Isabelle all going out to slaughter cosmic horrors to this theme"User B: "yeah but kirby is literally a god and Doomguy kills demons for breakfast while Isabelle is just an accountant"User A: "You say that like all accountants don't possess a long-buried bloodlust waiting to emerge"
(DIR) Post #ARXxR79pJLAl91jqam by domodak
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ach, was is bloĂ meine haut so dunkel. welcher gott es war, dem dĂŒnkte, dies soll meine farbe sein, ist mir ein rĂ€tsel. ach weh, ach wehwar es thor, der mich erschwarzen lieĂ, vom ruĂe seines hammers umschlossen? oder gar frej, der mich mit fruchtbarer schwarzerde bedeckte? oder bin ich doch des odins laune, der mich blinden auges im dunkeln entwarf? ich weiĂ es nicht, doch bete ich jeden tag, dass sich mein schicksal erhellt. oh ihr nornen weiĂet mir den weg
(DIR) Post #ARXxYYJgjTylP6tjSy by domodak
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Aggro: B man wir brauchen noch coole spots fĂŒr dein Video!BTight: bro lass im Kornfeld filmen mit Grau Filter damit man garnichts mehr sieht.Aggro: Stramm digga lass machen.
(DIR) Post #AS69KSx7Rw2WUOePs8 by domodak
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German user A: âItâs funny how Americans react to stuff that I have used for my whole life.âGerman user B: âThink of an assault rifle in the kindergarten.â
(DIR) Post #ASBWxbWKnUC55mYOKu by domodak
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6:14 For my obituary to have the exact timestamp I died at. âKeep waiting for your shenmue sequelâ, that was just too perfect.
(DIR) Post #ASBX0r8ZBvCsOYzGKm by domodak
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Hahahaha If the anime ,DragonBleaPiece really exist I would really watch it over and over againđđđđ
(DIR) Post #ASxArWzdqRVDuS2NkG by domodak
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Why does pitched up Gerard Way sound like Miley Cirus? đź
(DIR) Post #ATodVtLBGvlEte1QOm by domodak
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User A: Bruchtal ist echt ein wunderschönes Set und beweist, das Lego irgendwo im tiefsten Keller noch Designer beschĂ€ftigt, die tatsĂ€chlich etwas draufhaben und mit Herzblut ihrer Arbeit nachgehen. Umgekehrt beweist der Preis, wie weit weg Lego inzwischen vom tatsĂ€chlichen Leben ist. Man muss sich einfach mal ins GedĂ€chtsnis rufen, was auch heute noch der Gegenwert von 500⏠sind: Das ist entweder die Nettokaltmiete einer ordentlichen Mittelstandswohnung auĂerhalb des Dunstkreises von Frankfurt, 2 Monate Essen fĂŒr eine Person, 1 gute Woche Urlaub an der Nordsee oder sogar ein schĂ€biger, gebrauchter Kleinwagen! In keinem Szenario kann man es als sinnvoll ansehen, diese Summe fĂŒr Plastiksteinchen auszugeben. Selbst wenn ich das Geld in 4-5 Stundenbesuche bei einer Dame meiner Wahl investiere, habe ich immer noch mehr Gegenwert und ein GeschĂ€ft unterstĂŒtzt, dessen moralische MaĂstĂ€be noch weit ĂŒber denen von Lego stehen."User B: "Lego bauen ist aber hygienischer. AuĂer, man hat Pech beim Gebrauchtkauf."
(DIR) Post #ATodhfBrhy3wU9HIEC by domodak
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User A: "Einfach ein Hingucker. Schön gearbeitet, wie ein Ideas Set. Vor allem wenn man vorm Lego Store steht und daneben den Hulkbuster sieht. Die Details vom Dach, die WĂŒrstchen Armlehnen, die Kuppel der Kathedrale aus Klobrillen, man entdeckt immer wieder neues. Einfach elegant."User B: "stell dir mal vor, das Dach von deinem Haus bestĂŒnde aus Klobrillen.."
(DIR) Post #ATodqv9Zj9I8bGcZLk by domodak
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"Ein abgebrochenes Schwertchen ist da drin." Selten wurde Narsil so wenig Respekt entgegengebracht...XD"
(DIR) Post #AU7TUmyk8HFNKzbKLo by domodak
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âWow, the Animal Crossing soundtrack is really good, especially the electric guitars.â:megaLUL:
(DIR) Post #AU7VPhlCJ6Jrc4y7Mm by domodak
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User A: "Sometimes I forget that Hololive isn't just a group of comedians."User B: "True, they part time as idols occasionally"
(DIR) Post #AU7VmmCbxPve3CnCd6 by domodak
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"The drum arrangement in this song is so goddamn nut worthy"
(DIR) Post #AU7bD65r7oQ12e0F5E by domodak
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User A: "Didn't know Miku had such a deep voice.And can play guitar with only down strums"User B: "The perk of being AI right there, you can have any voice you want."
(DIR) Post #AU7bJoRX9AwGKLLQcy by domodak
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User A: "About a minute prior to this, my friend interrupted our Minecraft session to say, "Look at Acai's stream, he's playing Master of Puppets with Mr. Krabs and Kermit, it's absolutely mad". He was right."User B: "With Miku showcasing the deepness of her new vocals đ 10/10 live show."
(DIR) Post #AU7bOGjpt7ZbF21wTQ by domodak
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6:37 that "LET'S GO KERMIT" had so much energy it could power an entire neighborhood for two weeks straight.
(DIR) Post #AU7bTRDKMpInBAI0rw by domodak
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User A: "watching miku belt out master of puppets made me unlock a whole new gender"User B: "bro just leveled up"User C: "I changed my pronouns to was/were because I fucking died watching this"
(DIR) Post #AU7bYl2m4GwO7ztFEe by domodak
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"Mr. Crab, Hatsune Miko, Hugh Neutron and Kermit is a GOATED band. They deserve more credit"
(DIR) Post #AU7bbLCYbZpqqfhJhI by domodak
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Here we see: Mr Crabs playing better than LarsMiku with better mouth animations than the Project DIVA games.
(DIR) Post #AU7bfxdNehEBCgRmDI by domodak
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"The fact that the actual band members did the mocap for this game is so fucking funny. Iâd love to see Jamesâs reaction to his whole performance being portrayed by an anime girl"
(DIR) Post #AU7boKErUozncvy1YG by domodak
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User A: "I wish Miku had more physics in her hair. The head banging would go craZy."User B: "Bro that shit would start flyin"
(DIR) Post #AU7bqNjPTttP2SEiIa by domodak
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"Kermit out here truly being the master of puppets"
(DIR) Post #AU7byXztCHjNC5q1Ee by domodak
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"Miku singing Metallica is something I didn't know I needed"
(DIR) Post #AUpAxOPpBh4XNdQlwu by domodak
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User A: "Deep in the tiger."User B:"that's called bestiality"
(DIR) Post #AX3zPfIgSiqINIi42K by domodak
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"Farid Bang - Asphalt Massaka 3. Das Album ist so gangster, es hat mich dazu gebracht in meine eigene Wohnung einzubrechen."
(DIR) Post #AX5jFUkBe6xzmwceLQ by domodak
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User A:"Darth VarderPulse: (muffled breathing), (muffled breathing), (muffled breathing)Awake: The force is strong with this one.Death: You have failed me for the last time"User B: "and when the person goes into cardiac arrest: I find your lack of faith disturbing"
(DIR) Post #AX5mNsHWJj7iy5tvto by domodak
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User A: "Touhou fans dodging every single drop of water under shower"User B: "They move so fast the germs has to force out of the dudeâs skin to avoid getting burned alive by the air friction"User C: "Bold for you to assume we take baths" User D: @User C hmm you realise you could also be in a sauna all the time
(DIR) Post #AX5nQtG9EoAwp9GFu4 by domodak
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You know why Sakuya likes knives?Because they are metal
(DIR) Post #AX5pRD4Hn0e6ASzcYK by domodak
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If I had a nickel for every song i heard that goes 4-3-5-3-4 in time sig i would have 2 nickels which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
(DIR) Post #AX62EMDRlXtkB8TnX6 by domodak
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Eminem rapping to that 4/4 beat perfectly is gold. Shows the underlying structure of all music even with the syncopations
(DIR) Post #AX62Tc5L2xVbjvxgES by domodak
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User A: "What if 8 Mile was a Disney Channel musical"User B:,I won't stand by and allow ELO to be slandered like thatUser C: @User B I love Disney channel musicals but to say ELO sounds like them is a disgrace đ
(DIR) Post #AX63XrB0yjMBerChm4 by domodak
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"In the first age, in the first rap battle, when the first bars were spit, one stood. Burned by the embers of the flame that was spat, his soul blistered by the fires of his opponents mouth, and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of spitting harder. In his ravenous rapping he found no peace; and with super hot fire he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the, Rap King, and those that tasted the bite of his bars dubbed him... the DoomSoulja."This needs to be narrated by an AI version of Orson Welles or Sir Christopher Lee.
(DIR) Post #AXGAWudHHpRPLXWI6K by domodak
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âAnd those who tasted the saltyness if his meat barrelled sword named him⊠the COOM slayer.âBFG division but its the saxophone
(DIR) Post #AXGAejCnejRKDrrUfI by domodak
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its all fun and games until HDoom Eternal shows up
(DIR) Post #AXGD58fxmQWGegDxFw by domodak
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User A: "I remember I hated my classmate Vico for hitting on my crush so I went to the library and changed the desktop screensavers to all the computers to a scrolling text that reads "Vico loves Ricky Martin." He became a laughing stock. Until now, he had no idea who did that!"User B: "That has to be the most 1990 shit Iâve ever heard right out of a 90s movie yâall really did that type of shit?đđđ"User A: "sadly no. đ"
(DIR) Post #AXGD8tlLAYGVYpX2UC by domodak
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Hardware: We have 8GB ram, 1TB SSD drive, Blue ray drive...Windows 98: What is this witchery !?
(DIR) Post #AXGDSrJTz9Zzkw1GwS by domodak
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User A: @INDIGOGOLLUM CDs for computer are not that popular but still used back in 1998User B: lol they were literally the main thing that games came on, do you even know what you're talking about? fucking Quake came on a CDUser A: @User B it has been 7 months manUser B: @User A So?User A: @User B My brain has changed
(DIR) Post #AXGDWR5JRc9ZZH65g0 by domodak
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Computer: Hey OS we have 8gb of ram, is that enough for you?Windows 98: Wait that's illegal!
(DIR) Post #AXHiepPWB0mV4DzQh6 by domodak
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"Imagine a service like Netflix limiting their paying users to one episode per day":laughing_cirno:
(DIR) Post #AXhZ1NPIVnOrRbxSLY by domodak
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as a tenor saxophonist, Careless Whisper is a song that sounds best on guitar
(DIR) Post #AXlHV9EwjAc5eR0D7g by domodak
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User A: âWakanda Foreverâ- Adolf Hitler probablyUser B: âIronically he would love the idea of wakanda. A strong, folkish, ethno-centric, superpower state.â
(DIR) Post #AXlICjXTe2uwgMSA8e by domodak
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@EdBoatConnoisseur Ah, I see. You mean for memes like this one:https://poa.st/@moomin/posts/AXbKIeKDKTLey8yfJY
(DIR) Post #AXlJQU20CNcEauqqga by domodak
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@EdBoatConnoisseur I already had a hunch like that. On the other hand I have intentionally linked the video despite the CW.
(DIR) Post #AXlY6qNUu3etQEzzIu by domodak
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Shadygoten dann im test die Frage wer hat Fidel Castro erschossen Antwort: Spongebozz
(DIR) Post #AXnD66uKFgS3g15CE4 by domodak
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âPatrick as a singer is like hearing a cartoon rick astleyâ(The user meant Patrick Star from âSpongebobâ)
(DIR) Post #AXyt7FtKfW1AdwPE3M by domodak
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"Hey, do atheists go to Hell?""No.""How about people who make games to the specifications of their PC without playtesting for lower-end PCs, then don't do anything when the people on lower-end PCs ask for optimizations?""Straight to Hell, to the boiler room of Hell, all the way down."
(DIR) Post #AXzCLN5yZzkqAXlSgC by domodak
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i love how biden acted like he had a chance against gigachad
(DIR) Post #AYBWbqyvYo2uTP7hq4 by domodak
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User A: "Biggie wasn't fat, he was just full of lyrics"User B: "Guess that's why Craig Mack was so skinny"
(DIR) Post #AYBWsglCofOdhAjUOW by domodak
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I thought it was funny, and so did over 1000 people that hit like, and i don't watch a lot of biggie on youtube, because I've got biggie in my collection, so the joke was also new to me, so, yeah, just something to think on, for all the little angry narcissists that gotta throw some hate in the game, and boo somebody dropping a joke, that you can easily just scroll on past without friction, but because you're trapped in your own head you can't imagine others not having heard or seen something you have and just so irked someone else is out getting laughs, and at those of us having a laugh, that you gotta put effort in and try and pop balloons, because you saw good times that weren't about you, and you just can't stand the fact that others exist with lives and good times independent of your small mirror chambered little egos. You ever wonder why the world is full of problems, well, haters busy popping balloons ain't helping the party, when we gotta keep stopping the good time groove to cut the music and address the haters and their petty hateful actions
(DIR) Post #AYCT288eBmvAYRu69A by domodak
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âcomical cringeâDudeâŠ.is this 2019? Something not serious is cringe? Ffsâ
(DIR) Post #AYMQVJ93zMHuo7v2bQ by domodak
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This is the audio equivalent of pouring Curry sauce on Skittles
(DIR) Post #AYMQZqWroHIHVKDWDY by domodak
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That was the worst thing Iâve ever heard, and I grew up hearing my mom fucking strangers through the walls.
(DIR) Post #AYOYVG9AKAXdSRNHjU by domodak
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Blacklist #1 Sunboy Gennadiy ChernetsovCar: Robur LO 3000Hails: School street
(DIR) Post #AYdYAFy8InQARv4jeC by domodak
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Goku did the one thing Ash could never do⊠Turn 11 years old
(DIR) Post #AYdYHB4gtgZTIURWvg by domodak
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"It's not about winning, it's about fun!" That matches Goku's attitude towards fighting.
(DIR) Post #AYdYXhkbB0XJGzvSPw by domodak
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Goku is anime spongbob and no one can convince me otherwise.
(DIR) Post #AYj5lNNC0MYQPBu7Em by domodak
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"Is Yamato an instrument?"- Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick Star, Phd on Wumbology.
(DIR) Post #AYj7yAxFgfezYz0AOu by domodak
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We live in a time where plankton hits harder than Avenge Sevenfold
(DIR) Post #AYjKnu8keBqtvEoTEu by domodak
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Hitler tried to update firmware once
(DIR) Post #AYlFsYSaZNJMfyPTBA by domodak
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A chromebook which is still getting security updates, in guest mode, is pretty secure, but not private. A Windows XP machine that is offline, is pretty private, but definitely not secure. I guess if someone can break your security, they will do away with your privacy too, if they choose to. So there's that link, at least.
(DIR) Post #AYnh2BKaVIJ0uuOzuy by domodak
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COD Tutorial: This is how you aim and this is how you shoot...DOOM Tutorial: Here's a shotgun kill everything that moves
(DIR) Post #AYni3VY8utuPrqwG6y by domodak
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DOOM: The only game where when all the enemies die, you don't feel relieved, you feel disappointed there wasn't more.
(DIR) Post #AYrmfyLfT7VudeXXtI by domodak
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I was a webmaster once. Then i realised that i want to get older than 30 and stopped.
(DIR) Post #AYrmlXRGQnz0uuoO0m by domodak
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I strongly advice you to seek mental health care in canada
(DIR) Post #AYrmy58Myl8wtbxHZg by domodak
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You should say "The Chinese Government caused my website to shut down" it would be the most accurate title you could have ever made.
(DIR) Post #AYrnCCsiyD8GylN9o8 by domodak
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I remember it happened to me years ago with another one of these Chinese crawlers, I think it was Yandex or somethingThose guys never learn
(DIR) Post #AYrnEZ7fFXpkXNU9Me by domodak
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isnt this a good method for hosting providers to make you pay more for bandwidth?
(DIR) Post #AYrnPGMpK2uBYOg7Xs by domodak
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Gigachad scraper doesn't care about ddos protection or cloudflare. He just scrapes.
(DIR) Post #AZ4MHhpLAhHQh9fNqa by domodak
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Ganz Ehrlich, es gibt bessere ideen welche man aus Lego bauen kann als einen rot weis gestreiften Topfdeckel
(DIR) Post #AZ4MSX0tiUDmLJEaWG by domodak
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Man kann ihn als frisbee benutzen. Und das schöne daran: Man hat nach jedem Wurf den kompletten BauspaĂ zurĂŒck ;)
(DIR) Post #AZ4Mgwgb3zBK1Ebzzk by domodak
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User A: "Ich versuche die Sets immer möglichst so zusammen zu bauen, das alle âLEGOâ SchriftzĂŒge/Logos auf den Steinen in die selbe Richtung zeigen.Entweder waagerecht, in Blickrichtung oder mit dem Schriftzug nach rechts.Dieses Set wĂŒrde mir bzgl. dieses/meines Spleens eine gehörige Menge Befriedigung verpassen.đ
"User B: "Der Monk wĂŒrde sich freuenđ€"
(DIR) Post #AZ4NZoplxTvjar4Mc4 by domodak
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Hey - Den Stern kenne ich doch!NatĂŒrlich. Den habe ich als Kind bereits auf meiner Lederhose gehabt. Da war der auch so aufgesetzt. Ich war damit sogar Trendsetter, da ich dann ja scheinbar eine Captain America Hose hatte!Zumindest sah das Alpenveilchen genauso aufgesetzt und fehl am Platz aus wie hier am Schild.
(DIR) Post #AZ4NjtloSd7vnZ1WiG by domodak
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Ich finde es toll, dass lego wieder 2in1 Sets macht. Vorderseite Captain americas Schild, RĂŒckseite der arc reaktor von Ironman.
(DIR) Post #AZ4SuLf27OvCxyeeW0 by domodak
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Not all hero's wear capes.Einige kaufen MĂŒller leer, um Lego 19min vorzufĂŒhren đ
(DIR) Post #AZ4TehTjKhYpxBTCuO by domodak
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Ich finds gut, dass Lego inzwischen so aussieht wie die asiatischen Nachmacher von frĂŒher. Und die asiatischen Nachmacher von frĂŒher sehen heutzutage besser aus als Lego. Und haben immer bessere QualitĂ€t, wĂ€hrend Lego auch in dem Punkt immer weiter nachlĂ€sst. Und in zehn, zwanzig Jahren wundern sich dann verdutzte Manager, Consultants und Kunden, was aus der Marke Lego geworden ist. Ich freu mich drauf.Der Wolverine tut mir nur sehr leid. Sieht aus wie ein Cosplayer der gleichzeitig als Geek zu viel Zeit vorm Rechner verbracht hat. Schwerer Haltungsschaden wegen zu viel Zocken.
(DIR) Post #AZCQI71DSpOtuGLkoK by domodak
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grin bist ja n richtig sĂŒĂer :-* und jetzt ab ins Bettchen sonst gibts ne Nackenschelle von Papa
(DIR) Post #AZEhBzgxsWIYyzSw8u by domodak
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User A: "When you decide to move from delivering tofu to delivering napalm"User B: "What if I deliver Napalm Tofu?"User C: @User B thats gonna make for a spicy receptionUser D: "Napalm is all is gonna be left on the road once I am done delivering"User E: @User B Ghost Pepper Tofu
(DIR) Post #AZEhKgUsc7tc3axOdc by domodak
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User A: " >Vietnam 2: Electric BoogalooUser B: As a Vietnamese person, iâm legit scared if that happens
(DIR) Post #AZEhVvpXwfZYnWzF7Q by domodak
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User A: "Fun Fact:When you drift a huey, the hull is angled in such a way that the gunner can perfectly aim at anyone the helicopter is approaching"User B: "The engineers knew what they were doing that time"
(DIR) Post #AZEhY8x48DzS4WYgMK by domodak
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Fun Fact: If you drift a Reliant Robin, you will probably crash.
(DIR) Post #AZEhpMObOr0egueEuu by domodak
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"Delivering napalm with AE86, drifting under VC fire intensifies."
(DIR) Post #AZEhsbnia3WxL0wdTE by domodak
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I love the smell of tofu in the morning. Smells like victory.
(DIR) Post #AZEhxzNiKtBdv5LaJE by domodak
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Drifting your Toyota AE86 through the Ho Chi Minh trail be like:
(DIR) Post #AZEi3PeK6G7MpthaqW by domodak
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Imagine the Vietnamese soldiers a looking up, hearing this and seeing a flying ae86 with wings and two 50cal machine guns
(DIR) Post #AZEi8IzOI20VcytCFc by domodak
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User A: "This is what Millenials andd GenZ will play out of choppers during Vietnam part 2"User B: "I'm having this alongside my anime girl bikini poster and my mountain dew filled canteen inside our ahegao camouflaged chopper"(Context is a Eurobeat remix of "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival".)
(DIR) Post #AZEiEicRuY8mr5DUkS by domodak
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When you see Charlie drifting down the Mekong Delta in his sampan
(DIR) Post #AZEiKoNzNpAuThMHgm by domodak
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Two things you need to give grandpa the flashback of his life. This song and LSD.
(DIR) Post #AZEiO8wrOBTD7VG2ds by domodak
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âWhen you accidentally tap in a video which have âLOLIâ in the title, and FBI plowed through the doorME: IT AINâT MEâ
(DIR) Post #AZEiSopnbE8QBaBUtk by domodak
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Fun fact; everytime someone says "it aint me", an angel gets PTSD
(DIR) Post #AZEj1zHqjHtGjs4gHQ by domodak
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When you're a conductor in Japan and your train is running 5 seconds behind
(DIR) Post #AZEjKGhuhQwpynyzho by domodak
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All I imagine is Lil Jon dancing on a giant tank in the middle of a firefight. What an amazing visual.
(DIR) Post #AZEkfliGiSJaB4xsVU by domodak
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User A: "The devil's solo sounded straight out of Doom, absolutely amazing"User B: "I'm listening to this in bed and at that bit my bed became a one person moshpit"
(DIR) Post #AZGGEdvUwx0httDpcO by domodak
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Working construction has a definite "dress code." Hard hat, high vis vest or shirt, steeltoed boots, no shorts, safety glasses and no hoods, strings or loose clothing. That goes for everyone on sight, it doesn't matter if you identify as a banana.
(DIR) Post #AZGRzOv3f8beSlVyPA by domodak
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If you can doomify Minecraft, Iâd love to see how you doomify elevator music
(DIR) Post #AZKZceFc4RGVcNd9NI by domodak
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Herr Panke. Nichts mehr gegen WD-40! Taugt sogar als Deo, Lufterfrischer, Backofenreiniger, Pomade, etc. Toller Kanal - weiter so!
(DIR) Post #AZVB2OWVvj1C5yUslM by domodak
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User A: "FĂŒr 680 Euro bekommt man von Liebherr auch einen KĂŒhlschrank, da sind die Aufkleber bereits drauf, die QualitĂ€t ist besser und man hat lĂ€nger davon. Der Aufbau geht aber wesentlich schneller."User B: "Das ist nicht ganz korrekt, selbst bei den Liebherr KĂŒhlschrĂ€nken unter 700 Euro ist das Logo nicht aufgeklebt, sondern im Material eingearbeitet - jedenfalls bei denen mit Edelstahlfront. Aber das verrat bloĂ nicht Lego."
(DIR) Post #AZbh46S8Rxf86x4DlQ by domodak
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âIâve been taking lightsabers for 19 years, Jedi wanna fight me fight these tearsâ
(DIR) Post #AZbhcOHgewXLGCWtdo by domodak
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"Fre D. Mercury, the QUEEN of the Pirates":catLaugh:
(DIR) Post #AZcx8em6Zm7i8sYq9o by domodak
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Brodie: âI hate the FSFâs definition of free software when it comes to hardware because it doesnât push hard enough for it!âAlso Brodie: âLOL who cares about forced 2FA? Just install one of those proprietary authenticators if you want to keep using your account!â
(DIR) Post #AZhsogEc0jDeqruhRw by domodak
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What I admire the most from this man is his determination to do all those stunts while pregnant!(about Steven Seagal)
(DIR) Post #AZir8KK1BbVfvpdtpo by domodak
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So instead of participating in no nut November, Snob is going for âNever Nut Again Novemberâ?
(DIR) Post #AZirGlx6LCWvwUwzrc by domodak
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User A: "I'm surprised it didn't have Squidward Testicles"User B: "A Squidward costume would have eaten up half of the film's budget."
(DIR) Post #AZirQATqW0XMcakMhk by domodak
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I was like "oh this is ridiculous but harmless" but then newborn cannibalismThis movie would've been 1000x as popular is Sandy were a fursuit
(DIR) Post #AZirvM4tRhj5ZFwkJk by domodak
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User A: "Still waiting for that review of the The Room porn parody, Brad. It's a Wood Rocket flick."User B: "That would be the first porn parody in history that would have better sex scenes than the original đđđđ"
(DIR) Post #AZneBss6rMeCLDkolM by domodak
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Ich warte ja immer noch auf den Richter der im Sorgerechtsstreit sagt: "Ihr beiden klÀrt das gefÀlligst in einem Ladder Match"
(DIR) Post #AZneQO2TmG713iWIEq by domodak
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erklĂ€t mal einem das du unbedingt einen Koffer willst, der auf einer Leiter ist, mit dem du dann rumlĂ€ufst fĂŒr ne zeit und mit diesem Koffer Weltmeister werden kannst,bzw stellt euch sowas mal beim Boxen vor, dass jemand nach dem eigendlichen Kampf kommt und gegen den Champion um den Titel Boxen darf wegen eines Koffers
(DIR) Post #AZrNAoeM9L6GMy48Su by domodak
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Man, making Margot Robbie giggle like a schoolgirl is most men's dream
(DIR) Post #AZrO0EFmiPhOXx5Wls by domodak
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User A: "Margot Robbie & Harrison Ford should do a movie together"User B: "Indiana Jones and the suicide squad":bloblaugh:
(DIR) Post #AZtymtP10sjijXpUTg by domodak
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Schatzi, ich will mit Dir am Samstag Shoppen gehen.NEINâïž Ich möchte selbst ĂŒber mein Leben bestimmen und bleibe deshalb lieber mit meinen alten Lumpen im Keller đ.LĂ€uftđđ»
(DIR) Post #AZuCT6RUDjB0k6RX0q by domodak
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Ich finde, man sollte darauf drÀngen, dass Drag Queens mal ein paar Lesungen in Moscheen abhalten.Popcorn ist bestellt.
(DIR) Post #AZuCz7yQ3xyKl47MQq by domodak
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"Ja, ich habe die Person grundlos erschlagen. Aber den Vorwurf ich hĂ€tte jemanden ermordet, möchte ich ausdrĂŒcklich zurĂŒckweisen euer Ehren."
(DIR) Post #AZuDNgaf0guJ4PiOLQ by domodak
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Den Vorwurf dass ich eine dicke Plauze und eine Glatze hĂ€tte möchte ich ausdrĂŒcklich zurĂŒckweisen. Auch wenn es die Wahrheit ist. đ
(DIR) Post #AZuDqOw9ivkKiXSgyW by domodak
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Denk das die Repoterin bestimmt keine Familie grĂŒnden will, geschweige den Kinder bekommen. Das wĂ€re zu beklemmend đ
(DIR) Post #AZxcYo6sTOzNuD41Oy by domodak
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My constipation and the toilet are a better love story than Twilight
(DIR) Post #AZyBVLdxLq0t94cdRg by domodak
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Neco Arc is Jonathan Davis on helium.
(DIR) Post #AZyLtihAIPlV8ANoXI by domodak
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"I love how his singing is unparalleled beautyUntil he reaches a high note then hes passing a kidney stone"(about the AI version of Plankton from Spongebob)
(DIR) Post #AbAhX51jg10yQ6eIvA by domodak
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What I wanted from Fourth Wing: Temeraire, but make it sexyWhat I got from Fourth Wing: âadultâ characters with the maturity level of middle schoolers and worldbuilding that makes ACOTAR look like the Silmarillion
(DIR) Post #AbE1OspLjSzgp96WMi by domodak
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"When Barbie and Shinji met, They knew at first glance they were similar, a doll to be played around with to the will of others. They nodded and went their separate ways knowing there was someone out there like them. Knowing they can eventually take control and more than one person is going trough the same experience."
(DIR) Post #Abo6OFO3rcxDxpPiEa by domodak
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âWealth, fame, fortuneThe music Queen, Fred D. Mercury, obtained it allâ
(DIR) Post #AbsI7Rigja4fN9ello by domodak
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that famous scene where shrek drifts a gigantic gingerbread man to save the woman he loves
(DIR) Post #AcN4QlpGpQmbm5oUdM by domodak
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vikings on guitar and bass, jack sparrow on keyboard, a pirate on drums, and a gothic banshee on vocals. this band is great.
(DIR) Post #AcNNDConZaPYZ5q1Zo by domodak
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User A: "Married at 23...where are you? The 1950s?"User B: "No just Utah"
(DIR) Post #Acso2GJax7kOt40U0e by domodak
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Sarah J Maas: creates a world with a nonsensical religion, inconsistent history, and rules that simultaneously exist and don't exist, depending on plot convenience. creates a main couple, whose personalities are fanfic tropes, painfully stupid banter, and author-hormones knit together, with a backdrop of corny side characters who are weirdly invested in their sex life. creates a cartoonish villain on the other side of the lopsided love triangle and can't go two pages without explicitly explaining how superior male lead is to him. Rebecca Yarros: .... yes, but what if there were DRAGONS?
(DIR) Post #AcsoNdLsUtriPqGW1Y by domodak
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User A: "I'm of the belief that this was originally an Acotar AU. No I will not be taking questions at this time."User B: "Two bad guys with the cool powers, checkSmut thats more about biology than romance, checkPower sex, checkShe gets even bigger powers than the guys, checkThe only thing thats missing is the disregarding of someone's trauma for absolutely no reason"
(DIR) Post #AcyllPV4W0tVUWyHGy by domodak
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User A: "This song was played 5 times in a row at the funeral of director Stanley Kubrick"User B: "If you isolate the drumbeats and put them into a circle, you'll unlock a cheat code that enables you to walk through hard surfaces at will."
(DIR) Post #Ad2itUvkge7JQ5SHke by domodak
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ich hab grade aus langeweile blumenkohl eingegeben und dann kam das. ich bin seit minuten nur am lachen.
(DIR) Post #Ad2uKHzlzDgQcIJVc8 by domodak
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me when i get my penith thlammed in the car door
(DIR) Post #Ad2uQMpsu0mRMnaR2e by domodak
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The songThe coverThe crusty-tier jpegsthe Unregistered Hypercam 2The editing with windows movie maker with blue background at the startThis is literally the most 2000s video of all time via AI.
(DIR) Post #Ad90fslmDlHlQOCqbQ by domodak
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âOne is a song you expect to hear blasting through hell, the other one belongs to metallica.â(About this mashup.)
(DIR) Post #Ad911WJqN8KoANSUNc by domodak
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"Either Metallica improved Mariah or Mariah ruined Metallica. I just don't know. I'm so confused!"
(DIR) Post #Ad91APgwNlCkDZVDNY by domodak
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"I love the idea that a studio was getting ready for Mariah Carey to record, but instead James Hetfield kicks the door open while screaming âyeaaahhâ in the background (0:48) and smashes his guitar over Mariah Careyâs head. In the chaos, the producers have no idea what to do so the music continue playing and James Hetfield just starts singing Metallicaâs most popular song over it."
(DIR) Post #Ad91D3cKuUy2cmbqyG by domodak
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"Now just picture a busty goth girl wearing very skimpy Santa outfit"
(DIR) Post #Ad91dIXe2owwRNva2i by domodak
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"I have the most confused Christmas boner đ”âđ«"
(DIR) Post #Ad93dyFr9jkdih3WVc by domodak
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User A: "Meister Eder, 4k Teile 150âŹLego Museum, 4k Teile 300âŹLeute die Lego kaufen und verteidigen haben die Kontrolle ĂŒber ihr Leben verloren...."User B: "Das erste mir zu teuer, das zweite fĂŒr mich unbezahlbar.Ich steige jetzt um und sammele Kieselsteine,...."
(DIR) Post #Ad93iItUMUh6tDexUW by domodak
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QualitĂ€tskontrolle nach 3 Aquavit:- Farbtreue = egal- GuĂform = egal- Angriffspunkte= egal - Preis = gerne mal 3Aber, Anzahl der Teile stimmt..... upsi, der statistische AusreiĂer đ
(DIR) Post #Ad93o4ttInjXE8bKoy by domodak
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Die KĂŒche vom Meister Eder hat mehr Detail als das ganze Museumđ
(DIR) Post #Ad93zqDbiPfDAOQsGO by domodak
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User A: "Ich mag dieses Modell richtig dolle! Ein Naturkundemuseum ist eine super Idee und spricht mich an. Von auĂen richtig schöne Architektur, mit feinen kleinen Details im Gegensatz zum Meister Eder-Haus im typischen grobschlĂ€chtigen Bluebrixx-MaĂstab. Dazu ein schickes Dinoskelett und durchdachte Exponate mit Spielpotenzial. Gekauft wie immer zum Second Hand-Preis geht das voll in Ordnung."User B: "Was ist denn an dem Skelett schick? Sieht ja furchtbar aus."User C: "In einen anderen Kommentar meinte jemand er könne das Set in 10 Jahren gebraucht fĂŒr 350⏠verkaufen. Ich glaub einer von euch beiden wird ziemlich enttĂ€uscht sein. Prinzipiell gebe ich Dir aber Recht, fĂŒr den halben Preis ist es durchaus eine Ăberlegung wert."
(DIR) Post #Ad947I06otNXMJfcMi by domodak
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Wenn man zwei Museen kauft, Ă€hnlich wie bei der Pyramide, könnte man ein richtig schönes groĂes GebĂ€ude bauen :)
(DIR) Post #Ad9Cgh8o8jrr6C8Hc8 by domodak
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User A: "FĂŒr alle die keine "grundsĂ€tzliche Idee" von 400⏠haben - das sind ca.:400 Tafeln Schokolade,250 Kugeln Eis, 200 Liter Diesel 100 BratwĂŒrste im Stadion oder auf der Kirmes/Jahrmarkt50 Monate Handyvertrag44 9-Euro Tickets (mit denen man mal nach Frankfurt fahren könnte)30 Kisten Bier im Angebot (wobei man noch 94⏠Pfand zurĂŒck bekommt)16 Runden ĂŒbern NĂŒrburgring (Benzin nicht inkl.)8 Karten fĂŒrs Phantasialand2 Wochenend-Konzertkarten fĂŒr Wackenoder einmal die 10303 von Lego.Ich glaub alles in allem bekommt man ĂŒberall mehr Zeit die mit SpaĂ, Freude und Emotionen gefĂŒllt ist, als bei diesem Lego Produkt und fĂŒr alle Klemmbausteinfans: da gibt's fĂŒr den gleichen Preis ein Set einer Burg eines anderen Herstellers mit knapp 12000 Teilen - allerdings auch ohne Motor!!"User B: "Das ist eine sehr gute Liste, ich nehme das Wacken WE, bitte."User C: "Buh, es wurden die Umrechnung in 0,002FuĂballfelder vergessen!"
(DIR) Post #Ad9D2VhdLd3lzipBbM by domodak
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ich wĂ€re fĂŒr ne Kombination:1 mal Wacken + 15 Kisten Bier :D
(DIR) Post #Ad9D6IFPJf79QEQSjQ by domodak
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Endlich eine RĂŒckseite, vor der man sich fĂŒrchten muss! Darauf habe ich mein ganzes Leben gewartet đ„ș
(DIR) Post #Ad9DIIpcyC9ui15tTs by domodak
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Ich find den Preis vollkommen gerechtfertigt. Da muss ich doch nur extra einen ganzen Monat lang einen 450âŹ-Job annehmen (lieber ab Oktober, da gibt's sogar 520âŹ, dann ist auch noch der Motor bezahlbar), damit ich so ein riesiges Teil in meinem Haus stehen hab, bei dem ich dreimal an ner Kurbel drehen darf, bevor ich keine Lust mehr habe. Danke, Lego, dass ihr so ein geniales Set entwickelt habt. Beste Investition! â€ïž
(DIR) Post #Ad9DPlXubq5vn9MmeG by domodak
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User A: "Ich bin ja nicht wirklich so ein Klemmbaustein-Freak, daher bin ich von der Dreistigkeit Legos immer wieder erstaunt. VIERHUNDERT OCKEN! OHNE MOTOR! V I E R H U N D E R T ! Unglaublich!"User B: "Sind 800 DM oder 1600 Ostmark. DafĂŒr gab's nen Fernseher und ne kleine Packung Kaffee im KdW."User C: "3200 Ostmark auf dem Schwarzmarkt ^^"
(DIR) Post #Ad9DU8AYRFQz7BWSMi by domodak
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Wie hat hier mal einer gesagt? Ich wĂŒrde ihm auch zuhören, wenn er das Frankfurter Telefonbuch vorlesen wĂŒrde. đ
(DIR) Post #Ad9Da5vRh3CDtTIcBU by domodak
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User A: "Als zertifizierter Schiffschaukelbremser muss ich dich auf eine wichtige Sache hinweisen: Du hast ja hier nur Leerfahren gezeigt, die naĂŒtrlich nicht representativ sind. Das 3er Kart ist natĂŒrlich signifikant schwerer, wenn Passagiere an Bord sind. Durch die JubelstĂŒrme nach den 2 Loopings und das Zusatzgewicht ruckelt sich das Kart selbstverstĂ€ndlich reibungslos auf den Aufzug."User B: "Alte Bauernweisheit: Mal eine Leerfahrt ohne mich, schadet dem besten Schiffschaukelbremser nich."
(DIR) Post #Ad9DkX9JKbitDplK7c by domodak
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Lego dachte sich wahrscheinlich:"250⏠mit Motor?Komm, runden wir auf auf 400⏠ohne Motor!"
(DIR) Post #Ad9TT154uDei6kS3e4 by domodak
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Wieder eignen sich die GĂ€rten von Ninjago City als perfekter Vergleich um die irrational verwirrte Preisgestaltung bei LEGO hervorzuheben! Knapp 2000 Teile weniger, dafĂŒr 100⏠mehr UVP. Man könnte meinen, das sage schon alles, doch weit gefehlt:WĂ€hrend das Ninjago Set durch seine akribische Detailverliebtheit und den designplanerischen Ideenreichtum in punkto ModularitĂ€t beweist, dass es den Preis, sogar fĂŒr LEGO-VerhĂ€ltnisse, ausnahmsweise mal absolut Wert ist,wirkt die Achterbahn optisch, wie einem Videospiel mit graphischem rendering auf Playstation 1 Niveau entnommen. Wer 400⏠fĂŒr dieses Set ernsthaft als lohnenswerte Investition in Betracht zieht, bestellt seine Pommes auch ohne Mayo, weil sie ihm ansonsten zu spicy sind.
(DIR) Post #Ad9TenVvAosfVOcnpo by domodak
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Hat sich da Lego anscheinend an der Preispolitik der DB orientiert, denn die ist auch "Super Teuer, dafĂŒr richtig schlecht"? đ€Dennoch einen groĂen Dank an alle Bahn Angestellten (jenseits der Berater / Manager FĂŒchse) dafĂŒr, dass sie jeden Tag auf Neue das Best Möglichste machen
(DIR) Post #Ad9TkONlWbXRIaTgnY by domodak
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400⏠heute waren etwa 530DM um 1995 - wohlgemerkt inflationsbereinigt. Die Vorstellung meine Eltern damals um ein 530 DM Lego Set zu bitten finde ich einfach zu köstlich.
(DIR) Post #Ad9TvWkIlnYEQIKQim by domodak
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Finde dich gut,endlich mal jemand der den SpielzeugshĂ€ndler auf die Finger schaut.Ich als Lokdoc hatte auch schon einige GesprĂ€che mit Markenherstellern betreffs ihren Produkten.Und sorry bevor ich meinem Kind so einen Schrott fĂŒr 400 ⏠kaufe,fahre ich lieber fĂŒr 1 Tag mit ihm in den Europapark das kostet auch 400 âŹ,aber davon hat man dann auch etwas.Lego wĂŒrde HundescheiĂe verkaufen,wenn man sie in Rohlinge spritzen könnte.Sorry Lego,wenn du so weitermachst,wirst du deine eigener Untergang sein.Siehe die Pleite von MĂ€rklin die grade noch so abgefangen wurde.Dort hat man sich auf die alte Kunst besonnen,nichts mehr Made in China und schon hat MĂ€rklin wieder seine Fans zurĂŒck bekommen.
(DIR) Post #AdeCTjOQwEgA26aTfU by domodak
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Eine Legende besagt, dass Pablo Escobar in RĂŒsselsheim aufgewachsen ist
(DIR) Post #AdeCWGvrDBhYdEQt3w by domodak
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in RĂŒsselsheim befinden sich sĂ€mtliche Plantagen und Drogenlabore des Medellin Kartells
(DIR) Post #AdeCZFhkETKvh2FjFY by domodak
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Jedes mal wenn ich bei meiner Tante in RĂŒsselsheim zu besuch war wurde irgendwas ausgeraubt. Ich war 5x da und jedes mal zu abend 20 einsatzwagen richtung innenstadt xD
(DIR) Post #AdeCrUFUtZlI0wjdk8 by domodak
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Zugegeben: Auf diesem Beat kling auch meine Oma beim aufsagen von Weihnachtsgedichten wie eine Raplegende.
(DIR) Post #AdeHlIrMpK4kizJqrY by domodak
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das hören die 2. KlÀssler auf'm Schulhof, beim dealen mit Tic Tac's und Ahoi Brause.
(DIR) Post #AdeKib1D9kEw2LKAvQ by domodak
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Das eine ist halt eine lebende Legende. Und das andere Klaus Kinski.
(DIR) Post #AdeLqFqZr50Ye4ZATg by domodak
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AtemlosIn der Schlacht.SpĂŒr was Senfgas mit uns macht.AtemlosLungenbreiEine Maske fĂŒr uns Zwei.Quelle
(DIR) Post #AdkQpKC9rvxSYnnPmq by domodak
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If I had a nickel for every time you said "I don't get it" during this reading, I could retire. đđ
(DIR) Post #Adq64wCxt4wii6XKSG by domodak
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I wanna see the alternative universe where Maiden were an Italian Disco group yet made songs on the exact same subject. Sublime work as ever dude, I wonder what you couldn't make into Eurobeat.
(DIR) Post #Ae7JQimN69SiWW8Meu by domodak
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This AU is with Barbie in the Eva 01 being the center of human instrumentality, life becomes plastic breathable orange juice, imagination and life merge as Barbie's creation, everyone assimilate with barbie undressing everywhere before becoming LCL, time dilate so barbie is yours and you are barbie's forever and can brush her/your hair, you can touch, you can play if you accept her, before it was just barbie that didn't wanted to get into the mecha, now everyone is a doll making themselves walk and talk as one to party and be a barbie girl.
(DIR) Post #Ae7JYVQ4eXcHPEPsSe by domodak
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- you can be whatever you want to be- i want to pilot the eva-what
(DIR) Post #Ae7JbD75AiFPUyp5BQ by domodak
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Asuka said didn't like dolls but I'm sure she would make an exception for Barbie as she is as much if not more a prodigy than her.
(DIR) Post #Ae7JeqG45Y7jlzkvvE by domodak
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"Another angel has been spotted downtown!"an 80-story T-posing Barbie doll in the neon rollerblader outfit from the movie floats over the city. Canned audio of "I'm having the BEST day!" emminates from the being, reverberating at a velocity that shatters skyscraper windows.
(DIR) Post #Ae7JgiPeEEiM1J8Dxo by domodak
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Evangelion but they replaced Rei with an actual doll
(DIR) Post #Ae7JknjwMcH5hVZVDc by domodak
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Welcome to "Existential crisis club" Barb.
(DIR) Post #Ae7JoPWuJowjlxCG0G by domodak
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Being depressed was never so fashionable!
(DIR) Post #Ae7Jqx5kVV6SRThnbk by domodak
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Barbiengelion: You Are (Not) Kenough
(DIR) Post #Ae9LYdYwxuCOszg7Cy by domodak
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User A: "Gebrauchtwagen oder nen Kilo Legoplastik? Schwierig."User B: "Gebrauchtwagen fĂŒr 500? Schwierig. Aber Nachricht ist deutlich, bei mir sind das zwei Monatsmieten (kalt)."User C: "was wenn der TĂV 500⏠kostet? 2 Jahre Auto fahren oder kilo plastik, schwierige entscheidung"
(DIR) Post #Ae9Ls72RbDyBnzlDFo by domodak
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FrĂŒher hatte ich paar Legosets gehabt das war ein kuddel muddel ,da hat darth vader gegen die Basiliskenschlange aus harrypotter in einer Polizeistation gekĂ€mpft :D , aber lego war schon damals teuer.Aber heutzutage ist das ja nicht mehr normal fĂŒr nicht mal die hĂ€lfte des Geldes kann man seinem Kind echt viel besseres kaufen.Ich habe keine Klemmbausteine mehr aber deine Videos und streams schaue ich mir trotzdem immer gerne an danke dafĂŒr :)
(DIR) Post #Ae9M0bt6mmdVneRhMu by domodak
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Könnte schwören ich hÀtte den stickerbogen schonmal in einer kinderzeitschrift gesehen⊠das kann aber gar nicht sein, der hatte nÀmlich Pferde und die waren viel cooler!
(DIR) Post #Ae9MCL5J5NMfA0kCoa by domodak
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Was mich wundert ist das die sogenannten Fans von Lego es gut finden das es bei Modellen ab 150⏠Sticker dabei sind anstatt bedruckte Steine wie es andere Hersteller es schaffen. Der MarktfĂŒhrer sollte es eigentlich zusammen bringen in Produkten die sehr teuer sind die Sticker fĂŒr Kleinkinder weg zulassen. Frag mich wie sich Legofans anstellen wen sie das Produkt eines anderen Herstellers bauen, geben wahrscheinlich nach 5 Minuten auf da sie beim zusammen bauen nachdenken mĂŒssen.
(DIR) Post #Ae9PbkE13DHUEacjb6 by domodak
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Mein erstes Auto hat damals 700⏠gekostet. HĂ€tte ich gewusst, dass ich dafĂŒr auch ein Raumschiff hĂ€tte bekommen können. đź
(DIR) Post #Ae9Pgw88DPtubaLa88 by domodak
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Wenn man mit Mould King Steinen MOCs nachbaut kriegt man fĂŒr 650⏠vermutlich ne kleine Venator Flotte đ
(DIR) Post #Ae9WriUbxV3jAqwug4 by domodak
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Its good to have a musical instrument made out of coffee to properly espresso yourself.
(DIR) Post #AeHfZJuZ4BoMZl4S6i by domodak
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"Ich warte ja auf den Tag, an dem Lego Auftragskiller nach Frankfurt schickt und es wie ein Selbstmord mit einem Teiletrenner aussehen lÀsst.":bloblaugh:
(DIR) Post #AeHfofkY9bSieNhtfU by domodak
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7:15 Ferrari mit Tesla SpaltmaĂen :D
(DIR) Post #AeHfwnpG0mhC0vmlyi by domodak
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Ich liebe es, wenn er Lego b*mmst. đ€Ł
(DIR) Post #AeHg2ejSjYkTY4rlqK by domodak
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wer kauft denn noch lego wenn man AliExpress hat
(DIR) Post #AeHry9OqU5vkfEqCe0 by domodak
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Doom Slayer singlehandly saving the children by slaying demons.I mean, at some point you are gonna get bored of only slaying demons for no cause.
(DIR) Post #AeIhq2WFNTveckkyG0 by domodak
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User A: "John Deere ist ĂŒbrigens ein Ă€hnlich sympathisches Unternehmen wie Lego, daher passen die beiden super zusammen"User B: "DafĂŒr sind die Aufkleber da. Sie simulieren das man die Karre nicht selbst reparieren kann"
(DIR) Post #AeIqLk6eAfukPwPVke by domodak
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So schöne Worte wie âĂberblasschutzâ bringt nur die deutsche Sprache hervor! đ
(DIR) Post #AeIqQ1gGlsrq5A7CZE by domodak
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Wo studiert man denn Agrartechnik um danach immernoch keine Ahnung von Agrartechnik zu haben ?
(DIR) Post #AeIqUk47gxRuthWNHs by domodak
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Gott sei Dank, gibt es hier noch studierte Bauern!
(DIR) Post #AeJbHtUc1fq4DUHqQi by domodak
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Who would dare to eat Senf with Pommes
(DIR) Post #AeLd6Ytspu4XOCkdWK by domodak
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"Legosteine entsprechen den höchsten QualitĂ€tsstandards der Branche"Da wĂŒrde mich ja mal die Kategorisierung interessieren, wenn Lego ganz oben ist, dann sind die Steine mit geringeren QualitĂ€tsstandards vermutlich wahlweise einfach Kies, radioaktiv, aus schimmeligem Toastbrot oder getarnter Plastiksprengstoff...
(DIR) Post #AeLdFIozzCDC80dO9g by domodak
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"Lego Kunden leiden ĂŒberproportional unter Kaufzwang" đ€Łđđ
(DIR) Post #AeLhn63cLhrsCeqG1Y by domodak
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der autovergleich ist nicht ganz komplett. der ferrari hĂ€ndler verkauft dir nen golf zum ferrari preis, drĂŒckt dir 5 aufkleber in die hand auf denen ferrari steht und sagt "wieso ist doch n ferrari? qualitĂ€t kostet halt."
(DIR) Post #AeLuRyNL0vkdhWK7k0 by domodak
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Die bunten Aufkleber bei Lego machen durchaus Sinn. Sie lenken von der Farbseuche etwas ab und man kann damit auch wunderbar die Farbabweichung bei den Teilen ĂŒberkleben.
(DIR) Post #AeLuV2TcDpfRI0iou8 by domodak
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Naja irgendwann wird Lego die Billo Version von cada đ
(DIR) Post #AeLubiKNXAGopFaHz6 by domodak
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Nee nee, ich will mehr Farbunterschiede, irgendeine Lizenz (muss nichts mit dem Modell zu tun haben), kleine Offroad-RĂ€der, wenige Paneele dafĂŒr mehr Aufkleber und mindestens 170 EUR dafĂŒr zahlen. So fĂŒhle ich es leider nicht.
(DIR) Post #AeLunAUXA6GNMLnQO0 by domodak
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Wenn die Fans denken Aufkleber sind viel besser und entsprechen der RealitĂ€t dann sollte jeder Hersteller bei klemmbausteinen 20 Meter Klebeband hinzulegen um die Trennungen zwischen den Teilen zu schlieĂen. Das wird bei der Formel 1 nĂ€mlich auch gemacht das die Trennung zwischen den Bauteilen mit einem Klebeband geschlossen wird đ ich hoffe das ist noch aktuell aber frĂŒher hat man es gemacht.
(DIR) Post #AeLv528Az8jWdrrDMm by domodak
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FĂŒr deine "Lego-Fanboys" falls du es mal verwenden kannst. Viele Bauteile an einem Rennauto sind heute aus Materialien, die sich nur schwer oder garnicht lackieren oder z.B. Pulverbeschichten lassen. Darum werden Folien verwendet, die vorher direkt bedruckt werden. Anders ausgedrĂŒckt: z.B. eine Motorhabe wird mit EINEM Aufkleber vollflĂ€chig beklebt und da sind dann alle Sponsoren usw. bereits aufgedruckt. Könnte sogar sein, dass auf einem echten Rennauto weniger einzelene Aufkleber sind, als auf einen Klemmbausteinset đ
(DIR) Post #AeM1j13P0Z7Obt4ZgO by domodak
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User A: "Wenn ich die Video QualitĂ€t auf 144 runter schraube, sieht das Ding echt gut aus đ"User B: Der Mann hat einen Namen! :D
(DIR) Post #AeM1k2DABrMMUP7l8y by domodak
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Und wenn man sich noch etwas Champagner gönnt, mit der Kohle die man sich bei diesem Set spart, kann man sich den Preis noch schön trinken
(DIR) Post #AeM1rbCKVeMf1dLDSS by domodak
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User A: "230⏠und man bekommt es nicht hin, schwarze Pins an einem Naked Bike zu nutzen, welches eigentlich davon lebt, dass man alles sehen kann. Ich frage mich was die Designer von Lego eigentlich beruflich so machen."User B: "Die bieten Erfahrungscoachings an, und zwar fĂŒr andere Farbenblinde."
(DIR) Post #AeM21jXIMaHVmVypKC by domodak
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Immer wenn ich denke, ich hab zu viel Geld fĂŒr Klemmbausteine die letzten Monate ausgegeben, gucke ich deine Videos und merke, ich hĂ€tte auch bei Lego Klemmbausteine kaufen können und wĂ€re wahrscheinlich jetzt Obdachlos. Allein das Set, welches ich mir Anfang des Monats gegönnt habe: ein Optimus Prime Moc mit ĂŒber 2700 Teilen fĂŒr ca. 55 Euro. Da fĂ€llt einem die Entscheidung leicht, von Lego fernzubleiben
(DIR) Post #AeM2cS6m7d1ORe5IcC by domodak
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Diese dutzenden roten, gelben und blauen Pins, als hÀtte das Motorrad Einhorn-Akne .. es ist mir unbegreiflich wie sich daran jemand nicht genug stören kann um es trotzdem zu kaufen
(DIR) Post #AeNjgWXM5XxSWefHX6 by domodak
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You dont wanna get into politics while watching political cabaret? Youre realizing the irony right?
(DIR) Post #AeNjuFTCL9HXeCGThY by domodak
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Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun deutsches Reichsgebiet
(DIR) Post #AeQ7bQNcL5xhCL8CGW by domodak
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Americans: the cashiers sit down they must be lazy Also Americans: complain when theres nobody to bag their shopping for them
(DIR) Post #AeQAkWH85c0Hx17oUy by domodak
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I have to say the employees at my local Aldi are very friendly and helpful. It is not uncommon to see them go get items for customers and I have had the cashier voluntarily bag my items while I am paying with debit card. I actually appreciate the cashiers moving the line quickly ass opposed to standing in a Walmart line of 5 customers for 20 minutes or watching some cashier gab with their boyfriend bagger at regular supermarkets. Walmart is actually emulating their stocking method now as far as displaying items in the original cardboard as long as it is feasible. From experience I can say it is a lot easier stocking canned goods if you just remove the plastic and rip off the front flap of the case. I would also add that those sitting cashiers have to participate in all aspects of the store operation.
(DIR) Post #AeQAqIafskM5FJ1TfM by domodak
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User A: "Cashiers arenât servants. Why should they stand?"User B: "Because most Americans have an inferiority complex, it comes from being derided as a new country with little history, no culture and an appalling education system. They therefore like to make their low paid workers suffer publicly, it makes the customers somehow feel a better- that they are superior, worthy of the "service" they are receiving."
(DIR) Post #AeQBhPgYEahOb86AVc by domodak
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The most German thing ever .. go to the grocery store without bags and use a box from the store to transport your goods home.
(DIR) Post #AeQBnswMNUbz4HZxK4 by domodak
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The most German thing ever ..using Aldi's banana crates the next time you move house
(DIR) Post #AeQCJOGPy45vC2z3EO by domodak
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That random section in Aldi and even Lidl is the "body disposal isle". Usually due to the rope, axe, woodchopper and other sharp objects that seem to be present, which if you found in a car when pulled over would make any cop pop themselves
(DIR) Post #AeQCiPLh4QtLnYNfHs by domodak
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User A: The contradiction of seeing the cashiers sitting as âlazyâ but also being mad that thereâs no one to greet you because they are all busy stocking or checking people out đ
User B: I'd find it strange if someone greeted me at the supermarket. I'm there to do my shopping not check into a hotel. Lol
(DIR) Post #AeQD1MSO2zPUKZY6Lo by domodak
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So...Americans: why are the cashiers sat down...how lazy is that?!?Also Americans: How dare they expect me to take my shopping cart back, and pack my own groceries?!? đ€đ
(DIR) Post #AeS8hFuudqmokty8u0 by domodak
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Ich wusste als Kind nie wie man mit Lego spielt, da die Figuren keine Namen hatten. Ich war gerade zu verzweifelt und habe weinend wimmernd davor gesessen. Aufgrund dessen habe ich eine kriminelle Karriere eingeschlagen und schnĂŒffel Klebstoff unter AutobahnbrĂŒcken. FĂŒr mich kommt jede Rettung zu spĂ€t, aber kommende Generationen können dank Rooky, Duke und Daisy gerettet werden. Unkreatives Spielen hat endlich einen Namen, Lego.
(DIR) Post #AeS8qhDaVQK02ECojI by domodak
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User A: Lego Friends Hochzeitskapelle und Jungesellinenabschied. Und fĂŒr LEGO City den Stripclub fĂŒr die Jungesellen.User B: Lego City- Bordell wĂ€re auch geil
(DIR) Post #AeS94EOaSqdghInwrA by domodak
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Das ist ja bei Lego so total strange! Je neuer desto billiger. So lange Lego es produziert bis zu 50% Rabatt. Und das bei fast allen Sets. Hab z. B. die 70618 (Ninjago Movie Flugsegler) fĂŒr unter 100 EURO im freien Handel gekauft. Kaum ist das EoL erreicht, explodiert der Preis. Aber gerade fĂŒr normale HĂ€ndler ist diese Entwicklung eine Katastrophe. Du kaufst das Zeug und musst es drei Jahre liegen lassen, damit man es mit Gewinn verkaufen kann. Und gerade die s.g. no-brainer werden immer weniger.
(DIR) Post #AeS9EyYXhAKOl2aIq0 by domodak
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35:09 Lego hat mehr Smartphones im Katalog als Samsung.
(DIR) Post #AeS9GkHfjIC34ZXNoW by domodak
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âImmerhin haben sie Light und Soundâ und alle Eltern so: âNeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!â
(DIR) Post #AeS9OdxP8X89lbp7Fg by domodak
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Jankru schon mal tĂŒrkisches Spielzeug bekommen? Da mĂŒssten eigentlich noch ohropax mit beigelegt werden đ aber zG âpassenâ deutsche Batterien nicht darein đ
(DIR) Post #AeS9cSpvHPMPKZuk4W by domodak
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Obiwan:es ist vorbei ich steh deutlich ĂŒber dir...Anakin:ja aber aus dummheit spring ich trotzdem!Obiwan:du bist einfach zublöd...Star Wars auf Drogen
(DIR) Post #AeS9fc1LabMegTl7S4 by domodak
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"Ich finds gut das polizisten namen haben.Aber nicht bei Lego" :D geiler typ
(DIR) Post #AeS9m1cHL1nRnz5idM by domodak
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Marvel fĂŒr 2-5 jĂ€hrige, die die Filme noch nicht einmal schauen dĂŒrfen, geschweige denn verstehen...Eindeutig: Da waren kluge FĂŒchse am Werk!
(DIR) Post #AeS9pK3HFgbdqnIA2S by domodak
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Nunja ich bin keine 5 mehr und kenne die Filme aber die Sets verstehe ich auch nicht, in welchem Film hatte z.B. Spiderman ein Auto oder einen Mech? In welchem Film gab es einen blauen Avengers-Quinjet? Marvel und DC geben nicht viel her fĂŒr einen Hersteller der Klemmbausteine herstellt.Ich kenne bei Marvel nur eine Hand voll sinnvolle Fahrzeuge die es Wert wehren sie nachzubauen und dann wohl auch nur als UCS: Quinjet, Milano oder eben einen Helicarrier, dann bleiben da vielleicht noch ein paar Raumschiffe.Bei DC ist es Batman und das war es.Was ich damit sagen will du wirst Fans dieser Filme und auch der Comics damit kaum oder sagen wir selten glĂŒcklich machen.
(DIR) Post #AeSA6UFoZcqSPnLCIi by domodak
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Boomer: "Wer meine Frau kennt weiĂ dass Drachen keine Fabelwesen sind..."
(DIR) Post #AeSAfsftlnLWI2Q0Yq by domodak
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Mediamarkt der SpielwarenhĂ€ndler meines Vertrauens... đđ
(DIR) Post #AeSBtRI8Td5DN2KgSm by domodak
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Ich freu mich schon aufs LEGO Krematorium đ
(DIR) Post #AeaKqPM3ftT7LaTaMa by domodak
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Gavina hat die gleichen Buchstaben wie Vagina
(DIR) Post #AeaOv9POmyyr9iYW6y by domodak
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Ich frag' mich, wie Bell nur mit Heuler ein Gelatwino gefangen hat :D
(DIR) Post #AeaOzTvwQ6FhyFqI2i by domodak
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immer diese Trikephalo die mit Drachenwut kleine Blanas auslöschen xD
(DIR) Post #AeaP1XsqhjpmnjNczg by domodak
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Taubsi das stÀrkste der legendÀren pokemon :D
(DIR) Post #AeaP6Xf4xR13YnK0ZM by domodak
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Rip flötenkopf
(DIR) Post #AeaP8SUv7yb87kU4ky by domodak
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Pokemon: Hier sieht deine Mutter aus wie deine Schwester ...und dein Pokemon ist schlauer als man selbst ...>_<
(DIR) Post #AeaPByHfP5WnZlxZMe by domodak
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ich glaube drachenwut wird dich noch verfolgen :D
(DIR) Post #AecArjqsLH7Zyvo3Pc by domodak
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Yodeling: An invention of a 9-year-old boy to annoy his 13-year-old sister.
(DIR) Post #AecGiMMmtF3iGJdzRA by domodak
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Ich finde es so lustig, dass bei einem Lego-Auto ein positives Merkmal ist, dass man die TĂŒren auf und zu machen kann.
(DIR) Post #AecHq7idKjNB6W80Rs by domodak
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B und C Modelle? Bitte was? Das Begreif ich nicht. Wie ist es denn machbar, so viel KreativitÀt und damit kostbare Entwicklungszeit in 20⏠Sets zu stecken und gleichzeitig mehrere hundert Euro teure Sets geradezu lieblos zusammenzuschustern?
(DIR) Post #AecIzEgGv0EbFxvsOG by domodak
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Wenn die Designer der 20⏠Sets die Designer der 600⏠trollen.
(DIR) Post #AegTRoXGyrbwjypS4G by domodak
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What parents would name their child "Rama Lama Ding Dong"?
(DIR) Post #AfVuthxtbswQIKlNho by domodak
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Hey look it's date-a-live the chinese version!(Except the Chinese version is too different from Date-A-Live.)
(DIR) Post #AfVuzUKdD9qRkW9aqW by domodak
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Xueli is totally Kurumi(You've got a point.)
(DIR) Post #AfVv2F8UAKjbUMmo9g by domodak
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WTF first he finds out he's impregnated the hottest Girl at School, then another hot girl comes and says they dated before and then there comes ANOTHER girl that says that already have had children together
(DIR) Post #AfcaKBIyPRM7tC7j7o by domodak
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45 mins in and I'm convinced booktok has told people to just turn their brain off when reading because it's ~fantasy. Like no. How did anyone read this and think "Oh wow yes. I'm understanding every detail."
(DIR) Post #AfcbKZ97rtmDmlGTmy by domodak
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So the gods in this book made me think of this online religion generator that I use for D&D. The names of the gods and their domains ⊠totally out of this generator. And it would follow why the religion and gods are so pointless.
(DIR) Post #AfcbeUJ5ZQYsZIQNHM by domodak
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why would they name a character orally
(DIR) Post #AfcbhPIedulFuMc5EO by domodak
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Why does this book feels and sounds like it was written as a fanfic? With a chapter each week and the author not checking the lore at least twice before writing the next chapter? Its giving me a headache trying to follow up with all the contradicting rules of this world-building.
(DIR) Post #AfcbsTr62tv9Dq0H9k by domodak
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It is mind boggling to me how this entire book is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the military's ethos... Its core ideas are uniformity and cohesion. If you have fostered an environment where it's every person for themselves and they're all ready to stab each other in the back at a moment's notice... You DO NOT have a strong military
(DIR) Post #AfwRn0bqF1SKgmopOq by domodak
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"Der Hit im Set: Mr Krabbe, Wauwau, Fischi und Fuchs ErdmĂ€nnchen sind natĂŒrlich legendĂ€r.":hehehe:
(DIR) Post #AfwRwkbiaiF9xJPG40 by domodak
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Wir haben auch ein Wauzi dabei! Oder anders ausgedrĂŒckt: Fellbezogene Handgranaten! Raketenwerfer auf 4 Pfoten! KlĂ€ffende MeinungsverstĂ€rker!
(DIR) Post #AfwS4hkz4baTQoX7S4 by domodak
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Nicht den Alten Mann der kommt drauĂen nicht mehr klar. "Die welt ist so schnell geworden. Als ich noch jung war gab es nur ein Auto jetzt sind die Dinger ĂŒberall"
(DIR) Post #AfwSL2AUx3JDN0Fmim by domodak
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User A: "Lego: Mimimi wir bringen keine Panzer raus, wir wollen so menschenunwĂŒrdige Geschehen nicht verharmlosenAuch Lego: Hallo Kinder hier ist Alcatraz"User B: "Und auch Lego: Hallo, liebe Kinder, hier ist Star Wars.... XD"
(DIR) Post #AfwSPM7wgeVYQh7Wwy by domodak
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Der Fuchs im Keller symbolisiert das Niveau des Lego Marketingchefs.
(DIR) Post #AfwSrn0SLP3pu0AwXg by domodak
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Ich bin mir ziemlich sicher dass Gandalf bei Lego die Preise festlegt: You shall not pass!
(DIR) Post #AfwT6cnqYvcebJLrcG by domodak
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Was ich bei Playmobil sehr mag ist, dass viele der Sets aus jedem Land kommen könnten, in dem sie verkauft werden. Die Designs sind an vielen Stellen universell. Bei LEGO, besonders in diesem Fall, ist das Design auf die USA zugeschnitten. Was sollen europÀische Kinder damit?
(DIR) Post #AfwTCZKsMmhZaJdRBo by domodak
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Bin jetzt 61. In meiner Jugend, late 60's/early 70's hatte ich unter anderem auch Legosteine im Spieleprogramm. Nebst einigem anderen. Nur Steine und n' paar grĂŒne Bodenplatten. KEIN BAUSATZ! NIX! Aber viel eigene KreativitĂ€t & Phantasie...Konnte ALLES bauen. Römerkastell/Burg/Stadtleben... allerdings ohne diese bescheuerten Figuren. Aber ich hatte ja meine viel naturalistischeren Figuren (Ritter, native americans, selbsgezogene & bemalte Zinnfiguren etc.), die sich wunderbar in die selbst kreierte Legolandschaft eingepasst haben. MaĂ stab war auch kein Problem. GröĂere Figuren, mehr Legosteine. Und Alles mit diesem Siegel eines selbstgeschaffenen Originals versehen. Hat kein anderer... KreativitĂ€t, eigene Ideen umgesetzt. Das war Lego damals. Schaff dir deine eigene Welt. Benutze deinen Verstand, deine Phantasie und erschaffe etwas Einzigartiges...for a few dollars. Ich lache mich tot darĂŒber, daĂ es weltweit so viele Idioten gibt, die sich von einer einstmals innovativen Spieletechnologie an der Nase herumfuehren und das Geld aus der Tasche ziehen lassen. Marketing rules, respect means nothing. Give me your money and i show you my ass. Eine der Tendenzen unserer Zeit, neben der geistigen Vermoosung und GleichgĂŒltigkeit. Hanx for your videos and keep on scratching under the surface...
(DIR) Post #AfwTOBMBLTYegrmeBc by domodak
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Ich möchte nicht in der Lego-Welt leben, da sind die Spinnen gröĂer als die Hunde.
(DIR) Post #AfwkbOk4aYwTBoqWCu by domodak
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User A: "Das Buslenkrad im F1 ist der Hammer"User B: "DemnĂ€chst ist in der F1 auch FĂŒhrerschein fĂŒr Personenbeförderung Pflicht :D"
(DIR) Post #AfwnEz8tO2zhHkSXxI by domodak
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Naja ohne die Sticker könnte er auch als Batman Rennwagen durchgehen đ
(DIR) Post #AfwnK9Zu0yjp6BYdU0 by domodak
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Ich find den gar nicht so schlecht. Klar, die blauen Pins sind ein vergehen. Aber so der Vergleich den der Held gemacht hat mit der Anleitung war fĂŒr mich nicht so heftig. Auch die rote Linie finde ich ehrlich gesagt gut gemacht. So fein sieht die auf dem gezeigten Bild ĂŒberhaupt nicht aus.Aber wie gesagt, fĂŒr 220⏠ist die farbseuche eine SĂŒnde. Das darf bei einem Display Modell einfach nicht der Fall sein, dass eine die blauen pins annleuchten. Keine Ahnung was den Designer da getrieben hat. Um Herr der Ringe zu zitieren "sie 'designen' als wĂŒrden die Peitschen ihrer Herren hinter ihnen her sein"
(DIR) Post #AfwnSlCI218y5acJoe by domodak
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Das mit dem Stickerbogen ist natĂŒrlich nur realistisch weil die F1 Autos selbst auch gefĂŒhlt nur noch Kohlefaser mit ein paar Sponsoren drauf sind.
(DIR) Post #Afwna7AGkuTUFNB8yW by domodak
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Darum macht man die Autos auch immer langsamer - so kann man die Sponsoren Aufkleber öfter und besser lesen. đĂberholen in der Boxengasse reicht ja auch. Und wenn doch mal einer ein schnelles Auto baut, der nicht Red Bull heiĂt, dann klagen die anderen. Red Bull natĂŒrlich vorne weg.Aber fĂŒr die wird ja auch das Reglement schon mal groĂzĂŒgig ausgelegt, vorsichtig ausgedrĂŒckt. Man will schlieĂlich ihren Fake Weltmeister pushen, wenn sein Auto ihm schon keinen Vorteil verschafft oder er andere Fahrer rammen kann.
(DIR) Post #Afwo6uP7DhK6E8lCro by domodak
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FrĂŒher gab es Panini.... Heute Lego...FrĂŒher hat man die Sticker in ein Buch geklebt, heute klebt man sie auf Plastik... đ€·đ»ââïžđ€Ł
(DIR) Post #Ag7O5KFVhI21jfPZ0C by domodak
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Ich hab mich mit der Caus Saad nicht so tiefgehend beschÀftigt, aber die Geschehensabfolge wie sie hier Beschrieben ist ist schon geil:- Job berloren, weil der Chef bedroht wurde: Ok- Mutter als Geisel genommen: Kann mal passieren- Gebrauchte Ringe mit herausgeschliffener Gravur: ALSO JETZT IST ABER SCHICHT IM SCHACHT!
(DIR) Post #Ag7WI4hRcW54uL4Ffc by domodak
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Schlechteste Deutschraplines: Einfach Meros karriere in ne playlist packen
(DIR) Post #Ag7WwbqXnhXZIHeVFI by domodak
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Mein persönlicher Flop 1 war: âVerreckâ auf âKekâ und dann âNormalâ auf âAnalâ... ich kann nicht mehr
(DIR) Post #Ag7X4aGrXg7QixlUqu by domodak
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90% der deutschen Rapszene im Jahre 2019 wĂŒrde 2012 nicht mal in Juliens Hall of Shame landen
(DIR) Post #Ag7XDqB1m2Vof5RwRs by domodak
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âDeutscher Rap is sĂŒĂ wie ein Nutellabrot yeah!â -Bushido
(DIR) Post #Ag7Xf02PDeDd40Mpo8 by domodak
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User A: "Die Deutschrap-Paralympics sind hiermit eröffnet!!Die Sportler treten in den folgenden Disziplinen gegeneinander an:FlowfehlerStandardlinesGekaufte KlicksSchlechte TexteSchlechte RhymesĂberheblichkeitLahme VergleicheLangweiliger Stil"User B: "Du willst doch nur sehen wie Mero in jeder Kategorie Haus hoch gewinnt đ"
(DIR) Post #Ag7XmzXMxq6hpNf3IG by domodak
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Ess einâ Snickers auf dem MarsLeute hungern in Nigeria
(DIR) Post #Ag7XrQYGT1DulnC9Mu by domodak
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Wenn man sich im Knast nach der Seife bĂŒckt: Thumbnail
(DIR) Post #Ag7XzcuUP0qVPpV4XQ by domodak
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Mero Mein KopfâRapper machen auf Gangster ey aber brauchen Pampers eyâ
(DIR) Post #Ag7Y2blh6Wjak7oA0u by domodak
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Ich hab gehört nur die harten kommen in gartenDeshalb hab ich einen harten
(DIR) Post #Ag7Y9jBTvkOdloGTw0 by domodak
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Was wĂ€re wenn Fero das "Bras" auf das englische Wort von BH bezogen hat und danach meinte, dass er manchmal lieber (was auch immer) nur fĂŒr den Arsch macht, also Doggiestyle? Nee, das wĂ€re zu schlau...
(DIR) Post #Ag7YCbWCt6jsrdKXx2 by domodak
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Wenn man merkt das er sich fĂŒr das Video mehr MĂŒhe gegeben hat als ich bei meinen hausaufgaben
(DIR) Post #Ag7YHsfOYhO1Up90Ai by domodak
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Das G in Mero steht fĂŒr gute Musik und TexteDas F in Mero steht fĂŒr IQ ĂŒber 3
(DIR) Post #Ag7YKKMAZyK7xDJnJA by domodak
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Alles was mit ero endet kann eigentlich abgeschoben werden
(DIR) Post #Ag7baH1B3kI65ynKRE by domodak
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"Gut gefurzt ist halb geschissen"- Mero, irgendwann mal
(DIR) Post #Ag7bhl9NQWYBZmCQdc by domodak
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Aufm Klo kommt das Video noch besser. Vorallem beim SpĂŒlen bekommt man GĂ€nsehaut
(DIR) Post #Ag7blA6r5KuDr3dtVA by domodak
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Eno, Penthouse: Heute geh' ich mich sonnen am StrandSonnenbrand sagt, âKonnichi wa!â
(DIR) Post #Ag7c5mHgrUwE2kXaoy by domodak
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1:22 canon in D in ein deutschrap video einfĂŒgen... genau mein humor
(DIR) Post #Ag7ckR5SZs5aArCvGC by domodak
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User A: "Das mit Ayran aus Pferdewichse ist doch geil XD"User B: "bitte ?"
(DIR) Post #Ag7eWC1A0Z3tI8X4pU by domodak
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"Nacken knacken" auf "Nackig kacken" ist reimtechnisch im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes Next-Level-Shit
(DIR) Post #Ag7eb2JzUCNYfPeLpY by domodak
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Die nackig kacken line hat mich emotional mitgenommen
(DIR) Post #Ag7ecptGfvYGgy0ajA by domodak
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User A: "Petrus am Eingang zum Himmel: Wie lautet das Zauberwort?KC: Brr Uzi Schniedelwutzi"User B: "Und Petrus dann : RISCHTISCH. Kommse rein können se rausgucken"
(DIR) Post #Ag7ekmfUXUSp10M3CS by domodak
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Eine Frage besteht noch:Was zum Fick ist Gurkensahne?
(DIR) Post #Ag7enmzRnawcsl7c80 by domodak
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Das mit der Gurkensahne hat mich so weggefickt xDD
(DIR) Post #Ag7eqFkVqOuMekJLai by domodak
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Oh Shit ein dĂŒsterer Beat! Da kommen jetzt harte Punch Lines!"Ich gehe nackig kacken" XDD HAHAHDLAKNDN
(DIR) Post #Ag7f6E9vWXTgMFoceO by domodak
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"Und mit Sehnsucht sehen wir zu, wie eine Seekuh grad'n Ei legt"~Chakuza, Paperflieger (SeekĂŒhe legen keine Eier)
(DIR) Post #Ag7fCRFDmlTOgAFmr2 by domodak
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User A: "Ich war der erste mit nem StÀnder im Sandkasten" -Bushido"User B: "FBI OPEN UP"
(DIR) Post #Ag7g1sXw2OI47gXGGe by domodak
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User A: "Klingt irgendwie ekelig wenn ein 40 jÀhriger sagt, dass er einen StÀnder im Sandkasten hat"User B: "electro ghetto ist glaube von 2003 und da war er noch nicht annÀhrend 40 haha"
(DIR) Post #Ag7gGxeJLbx2IDi3W4 by domodak
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mero. ein kĂŒnstler von ĂŒberragendem intellekt, ungekannter wortgewandtheit und einem ausgeprĂ€gten feinsinn fĂŒr die kunst des reimens. wahrlich, ein gott der unter uns sterblichen wandelt.
(DIR) Post #Ag7h64zToOqfpYzCym by domodak
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User A: "Alter ich betreibe das Hobby Busspotting. In Zukunft muss ich aufpassen, das Bushido denen nicht zu nahe kommt."User B: "er wĂŒrde nie seinen hunden fremdgehen"
(DIR) Post #Ag7h89ehRHsMsTFw00 by domodak
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Alter... ich kann echt froh sein, dass ich noch nie meinen Buntstift verloren habe... So einen Schmerz kann ich mir gar nicht vorstellen. Der gute Herr muss so viel Leid ertragen haben!
(DIR) Post #Ag7hK1VxX6Cd6UpLYe by domodak
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"Pasta sind ja Nudeln, Nudel ist klar, das ist also sein Schwanz... Und Parmesan... ist dann sein EichelkÀse?":mashiroRofl:
(DIR) Post #Ag7kkAs3fUA7VvKDb6 by domodak
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Der Bass fickt erst richtig, wenn der Subwoofer die Katze inhaliert!
(DIR) Post #Ag7md6hQyjUGSS76ae by domodak
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Also der Typ in rot ist der Buchhalter beim Dealen, die zwei anderen sind die FuĂsoldaten und der in lila testet immer den Stoff. Klasse Arbeitsaufteilung!
(DIR) Post #AgAwN9rf1eNSekoJBw by domodak
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Oh great nice weather! Time to enjoy the weather and no better way than to strap a smelly and hot gasoline powered device to my back and blow sticks off my sidewalk!!!Like do that shit when it's cold and shitty outside fucking hell.I swear for many people the only time they go outside is to do lawn work, otherwise they go straight to their car and park as close to the entrance of whatever store they drive to. Might at least explain why they do it when weather is nice.
(DIR) Post #AgAwQ1K9EfKp2MV3fU by domodak
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I can not understand how a 200hp car can have a silent muffler, but lawn mowers and generators are loud as hell.
(DIR) Post #AgAwX9wjZmpRo1x7B2 by domodak
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People should scythe their yard
(DIR) Post #AgAxQ6mb2W6DvCPcsy by domodak
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Yes, standard yard signs for rich, white liberals living in 3L areas (leafy, liberal and loaded). One of the most smug and hypocritical groups of people around. Oh yes, âblack lives matterâ-as long as they stay in the ghetto and donât move around here.
(DIR) Post #AgAxUJqsOJbXc3QEIC by domodak
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âblack lives matter and no humans are illegal but ill start complaining on facebook if either of them move into my neighborhoodâ
(DIR) Post #AgAxnbPxJ2iFau1cNU by domodak
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There's a podcast called the Snow Plow Show, where a guy does prank calls. He's been doing it since the 90s.Some of his best work is calling everybody in a neighbourhood pretending to be the HOA and telling them that they're putting a bus stop outside someone's house.They get so mad about the very thought of public transport.
(DIR) Post #AgAyBoFZFNGsLLi14q by domodak
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âHate has no home here. And I hate low income housing.â
(DIR) Post #AgAySX9O4nUkETnDuq by domodak
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If anyone makes a dime of profit the left thinks it's unacceptable and if a black renter moves next door the right thinks that's unacceptable. So they unite against any increase in supply.
(DIR) Post #AgAyakWMFVJA17SFt2 by domodak
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I think you will find that no matter the political affiliation people will find a justification for their particular brand of NIMBYism.The progressive liberal might want public transit and bike lanes, but they might oppose low income housing simply because it could affect their property values or they are worried about crime.The anarcho capitalist might want to repeal zoning laws to allow the market to build what the people want, but they're probably going to be against government controlled transit.The conservative suburbanite wants freeway expansions, but of course they will be against housing construction that increases density in their area.The only way to get past NIMBYism is to learn specifically about the kinds of things that Strong Towns pushes: municpal financial solvency, how density leads to wealth and quality of life, strong sense of community, sharing tax burdens appropriately, and others. Some things fall neatly into some political ideaologies but simply don't fit within others, and vice versa. It's messy.
(DIR) Post #AgAylYLtpf2pShiMbY by domodak
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Leftist or self-described "progressive" NIMBYs couch their arguments in relation to concerns about equity, workers, and displacement. Common examples:"Why do these new apartment buildings need to be built in the poor neighborhoods? Make the rich neighborhoods share the burden.""The proposed units are too small and don't have enough parking. This is just another way that greedy developers are taking advantage of people by lowering minimum standards.""Eliminating parking requirements hurts workers.""Putting a new luxury building in that area will cause the rents of the surrounding buildings to rise."And the classic: "The developers are only trying to make money. None of the housing offered will be public and truly affordable."Conservatives and right wingers express NIMBYism in relation to their own interests and tastes:"Nobody wants to share walls, where you're living right on top of each other.""I moved out to this area on .75 acres to get away from people. This new building will bring all the welfare recipients here.""This area was built as a suburb because that's what everybody likes. Nobody wants to live next door to apartment dwellers.""That building is so tall, everybody will be looking at me in my backyard because I do such interesting things and everybody will want to spend their time looking at me all day."
(DIR) Post #AgB0BTmHYw2Ml2yu12 by domodak
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User A: "Average South American home"User B: "Pretty sure this one is north africa. Had no idea your streets looked the same as us."
(DIR) Post #AgB0Tvufh8UbELhkv2 by domodak
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User A: "I hate the current trend of urban design. Everything has to be sleek and monochromatic (white or grey), canât have any textures or ornamentation. God forbid we take any inspiration from traditional/local architecture or give the designer any creative freedom.Itâs supposedly meant to be efficient, minimalist and modern, but it just makes towns look like a corporate lobby. In reality itâs the result of cheap, lazy planning. Itâs all about numbers on a spreadsheet. Canât have plants, decorations, or anything that requires maintenance or encourages people to use the space.Millions of tax payer money go towards greedy planners and developers to give us this shit. What happened to the vision of building beautiful cities with character and identity?Weâre becoming culturally impoverished as a result. I want a belle epoque revival."User B: "Thatâs how I feel here in America, I live in a rural town of 300 and itâs got all of those old historic brick buildings from the 1800âs and houses but theyâre tearing them down for cookie cutter subdivisions and apartment complex for as far as the eye can see. Safe to say Iâm going to move to another rural area because I hate development and developers because they only care about making a buck and they do not care about farms or woods or just the environment in general"
(DIR) Post #AgB0cEp9Gh4wCM57JI by domodak
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American used to go to Europe to study urban spaces designed to attract people informally. Now Europeans are turning their backs on their best ideas. Well I should say Millennials, not Europeans. Millennials are the curse of every nation. Lazy, cultureless, soulless, anti-historic. Millennials are the first generation to embrace idiocracy as a virtue. You just know a millennial designed this by just leaving a page blank and wring on it âeverything gray concrete.â
(DIR) Post #AgB0qdaTzkx73T5Vvk by domodak
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Itâs because itâs cheaper to pay for a power washer than a team of gardeners
(DIR) Post #AgB1jWJ6lS3cP28Bns by domodak
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Simple, you have to take care of trees and so on. Many cities and towns struggle to hire anyone. Its cheaper to get them out. Those places are terrible during summer. They are like a frying pan. Very often those reconstructoons are financed be the EU. City council just make a deal to rebuild square not to lose moeny amd often a company of a relative wins project and change mains square into a frying pan.
(DIR) Post #AgB2XZ6edCqNYzAYhE by domodak
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User A: "Monoculture grass is a tool of oppression used by capitalists."User B: "In the name of the gods of Poeâs law, I pray this may be satire."
(DIR) Post #AgB2sRjjE8yImtP2Fk by domodak
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"Awesome, no cars and no horrific monoculture grass!"--reddit
(DIR) Post #AgB81gukfJRYEnmotM by domodak
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They probably wonât grow to be full sized, will definitely catch disease and never provide any kind of shade for anything, and if they do grow to full potential, someone will chop it down because the roots will mess up the sidewalk, which the paper HOA then states whoeverâs house itâs in front of pays to fix it, so 99% of the time this results in said tree being removed âreasonsâ. Welcome to casturated suburban car dependent society. And we wonder why thereâs no kids and pregnancy rates are falling. SMFH.
(DIR) Post #AgB88frAzorez6RZw0 by domodak
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I am amazed that 75 yr old developer practices continue.Every day, on my drive to work, I pass wooded land which once was field crops. Possibly these acres went out of crop use after the 2nd war and trees have filled them.In late summer 2023, the bulldozers moved in and cleared the 20 acre site of all growth, making way for new mid range housing. Not a single blade of grass is left, and we all know that in the end these little cardboard houses will sit on top of mole hills of loose dirt, to provide a walk-out basement. Each will feature a huge maw of a garage and a 15' long drive on a 45 degree angle. They will all sport a double gable in front, and have a very vague appearance of a 19th century vernacular house.Of course they will be gobbled up by new home owners, who will be glad to over pay for them. They feature granite counter tops, and open floor plan, and 7 shades of white on the acres of dry wall.
(DIR) Post #AgBBRqJgd9fgn1bxLs by domodak
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Straight outta GTA.I'm glad you're ok.
(DIR) Post #AgBEq9YP3dzNGXmK3c by domodak
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In Romania, a train station like this is considered luxurious
(DIR) Post #AgBKS4mljZahFhOskq by domodak
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I donât get why America adopted drive thrus as standard but nearly nowhere else in the world uses them bar a few other countries. Everywhere else Iâve lived you just walk and, pay and walk out.Iâm not saying itâs less convenient, but seeing these huge car line ups kinda gives me a weird anxiety. It feels representative of people being more isolated and just not wanting to get out their own bubble and interact with humans.
(DIR) Post #AgBLteRBOCPhb614CG by domodak
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User A: "Itâs kinda weird that people have to deliberately exercise to get more than 100 steps and we wonder why we have an obesity crisis."User B: "Yeah, I donât get it. I get a lot of steps in just moving around the house ." (Got downvoted into oblivion)User C: "My doctor said he recommends walking 4 miles a day unless you are getting regular exercise at a gym. I don't think I could sanely walk 4 miles a day in my home, sorry"
(DIR) Post #AgBM76189x7etoF2NU by domodak
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User A: "Went to my in laws in Madison, Alabama. A lot of the roads do not have side walks. Had to drive for 15 minutes to go to a gym. Drove up to Nashville and it was a night and day difference. Just parked the car downtown, and walked all over the city."User B: "Lol I live in Nashville and it's probably the least walkable city I've ever been to. Downtown is nice but you're surrounded by an unwalkable hellscape (I live in the suburbs maybe 15 minutes from downtown). Public transit is nearly non-existent."User A: "Yeah, I only spent about 8 hours in the downtown area, but it felt more alive and accessible than Madison, Alabama."
(DIR) Post #AgBMmNwMQWPkMLhNMO by domodak
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I watched Hey Arnold growing up and it gave me a feeling I couldn't quite put my finger on until recently. The kids in that show had such an incredible amount of freedom! They could go do stuff by just walking around or taking the bus and not have to have an adult take them around places.I grew up in a suburb and that definitely was not my experience. Thankfully we at least had a park close by, but otherwise there was literally nothing we could get to without our parents driving us.
(DIR) Post #AgBMnAP4F5tifHUylk by domodak
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My parents live and retired in a car-dependent suburb outside of Pittsburgh, where I briefly lived as a young adult before moving out for college.I visit them on the holidays mostly and let's just say it's obvious why a lot of movies or shows,that take place in the suburbs don't pick car-dependent suburbs, especiallynot Hallmark Christmas movies.Pittsburgh also has the most toxic hostile drivers I have ever experienced in any city, especially in the suburbs, so driving to run errands for my parents in their suburb is even more annoying when some dipshit in a pickup truck is riding your ass blowing the horn at you or others for doing nothing wrong such as right when the light turns green.
(DIR) Post #AgBNzr9bDsBSgMsW6S by domodak
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Sorry Vietnam canât stay the poor cultural backpacking destination for Westerners like it used to be. Sadly, we have to go through economic development - how dare we try to better ourselves and have things like potable water, electricity and a higher standard of living.
(DIR) Post #AgBOAdtmqS2kl3cppw by domodak
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User A: "Im a vietnamese,how are you be sad when a city is getting better?"User B: "Because OP is sad that Vietnam isn't an undeveloped country for all the backpackers and sexpats like it used to be."User C: "They're hardcore Apocalypse Now fans and it shows"
(DIR) Post #AgBOEA5hbz6fT8sQfw by domodak
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I want third world cities to stay underdeveloped đĄ
(DIR) Post #AgBOLJQxH2KUTLE9o0 by domodak
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In the U.S. - cash printing press going full tilt. Roads suck. Our infrastructure still hangs on wooden telegraph poles. Chronic power outages. Elected officials get quarter million dollar pensions. The war machine keeps turning. We build infrastructure for countries that hate us. The successful & innovative are either punished or bribed into state partnership.Can we be just a teeny bit like Saigon?
(DIR) Post #AgBOPEFgTuhTYkp5TU by domodak
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For a split second i thought the 2nd photo was dubai and thought âhuh when did it get greener and get a riverâ - all these modern cities look the same and are so devoid of culture and character
(DIR) Post #AgBOSVmfkohsnqonZo by domodak
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West building Skyscrapers and Bridges: look how beautiful and tall the bridge is connecting x with y reducing travel time from 5 hrs to 30 minutes.A random Asian or African country building Skyscrapers and Bridges: Nooooo, 300 acres of forest land was decimated and 5000 people were left homeless for the new project.
(DIR) Post #AgBTaoL39VnqR6ftvU by domodak
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Yeah nothing pissed me off more as a kid than when my parents wouldn't let me delete myself...
(DIR) Post #AgBm0OKaGiTmTmnveK by domodak
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User A: "I think a lot of it comes down to mindset. Consider the underwear test...If you walk outside in your underwear and your neighbor can't see you: rural.If you walk outside in your underwear and your neighbor calls the police: suburban.If you walk outside in your underwear and no one cares: city."User B: "What would you call if I go outside in my underwear and immediately get banged"User C: "Then that would be a College town":mashiroRofl:
(DIR) Post #AgBmGPq8QUjxnCCeBs by domodak
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Suburbanhell isn't about awesome areas where you can walk your dog to the supermarket and have a beer on the way home which sounds like where you live.They are talking about these purgutory places where you have to drive through 19 stop signs to buy cigarettes.
(DIR) Post #AgBzxbfxayJIMCMwz2 by domodak
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Kills 10 people in Afghanistan, comes home with PTSD, wants to drown his sorrows with shots at a bar remembering how his friends died from a grenade blast.Then he realizes he's not old enough to drink yet.
(DIR) Post #AgC0I7qZh2bJvT7O7s by domodak
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18 year old: can I buy this bottle of wine?USA: No youâre to young and itâs illegal.18 year old: Can I get married, have children, fight in the military, vote, pay taxes, and go $80,000 in debt for education?USA: Yes we encourage it and your an adult and old enough to make your own decisions. đ
(DIR) Post #AgC0PwztupEuaqDBUu by domodak
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20 yo American: I was deployed in Afghan for one and a half year. I've shot and killed many people. I've witnessed what atrocities people are capable of inflicting upon each other. I've seen the worst the war could offer. I wish I could have a drink to help me forget all of those terrible things.Bartender: I'm sorry, son, but you're not old enough yet.
(DIR) Post #AgC0SVcKAfr6XlP6K8 by domodak
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It baffles any non American that the country has stricter law on alcohol than on guns
(DIR) Post #AgC0bwHIPrdDpx44GW by domodak
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User A: "Traffic accidents: Beer problemHigh School massacres: anything but gun problem"User B: "This is so on point that American Chuds haven't figure out the mental gymnastics they need to comment on it yet, thank you for speaking the truth"
(DIR) Post #AgC0g6rN0zmpoXvWJU by domodak
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As an American the issue is that we allow the what I would call "degenerates" of our country purchase military weapons that they are not trained to operate and just want as a cool toy to shoot in the backyard of their trailer park. Most decent and educated Americans want assault weapons banned altogether and restrictions on who should be allowed to have and carry these guns. But we are more focused on inprisoning people for weed and beating up protesters than keeping children safe in schools and people safe in churches
(DIR) Post #AgC1MaNJfUp5W67i9w by domodak
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Republican Presidents in the 1980s: I know that we are the party of small government but for god sakes this is a health crisis so you will comply with these new national regulations.Republican Presidents in the 2020s: I know that we are the party of small government but for god sakes this is a health crisis so you are on your own, don't come to me for help, I'm far too busy trying to get re-elected.(This is so much funnier when you know that Reagan is Trump's idol.)
(DIR) Post #AgC1UbnOGpzMEt93Im by domodak
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Her son was killed by a drunk driver, pretty disrespectful to call her a Karen.
(DIR) Post #AgC1Yp1b1jQwQWnaBE by domodak
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Karens in 1980s: Eloquently able to express their concerns and opinion.Karens in 2020s: Hardly able to produce a coherent sentence.
(DIR) Post #AgC1kpVR3zNFOWTuz2 by domodak
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Reagan: "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'"Also Reagan: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help"
(DIR) Post #AgC1soWcatRWfXqM3U by domodak
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Founder of MADD: daughter killed by 46yo drunk driver - "let's raise the drinking age"Makes sense if you don't think about it
(DIR) Post #AgC23Z7WD2gO4qEE1w by domodak
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Plot twist: If america had public Transport Teenagers wouldnt have to drive cars when they are drunk
(DIR) Post #AgC29UANXa2GRzOBwO by domodak
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Long story short: instead of making a campaign about drinking responsibly and making good public transportation, they've increased the drinking age.Brilliant, 'murica!
(DIR) Post #AgC2DzmHx58XeMGuGW by domodak
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Explain how to war on drugs wasnât a complete failure. All it did was fill the American prison system with African and Hispanic immigrants.
(DIR) Post #AgDrOd1u9uR56UMbY0 by domodak
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User A: "You can even open a bottle with a sheet of paper if folded correctly"User B: @UserA Please elaborate. How do I have to fold the bottle?
(DIR) Post #AgQAB6rmex3Kc2Pr0K by domodak
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Warum liegt hier ĂŒberhaupt stroh herum ~jesus von nazateth
(DIR) Post #AgSBXd9bmhTtOKyYim by domodak
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Du hast schwach angefangen, aber danach noch unheimlich stark nachgelassen. Disney sequels be like đ
(DIR) Post #AgSRWhueClFJ7xYksq by domodak
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"if you havin car problems i feel bad for you son i got a 89 honda and that bitch still runs"
(DIR) Post #AgSRizJRL2FaZE0ngG by domodak
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If you havin' ghoul problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 goblins and a witchy nun.
(DIR) Post #AgZvbzcQ9uyQDlBqym by domodak
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After died getting stabbed by her own fan, Hoshino Ai woke up and found herself in a place where innocent people were suffering, and a lot of good willing people died for nothing, thanks to an evil queen who sold the land to a devil.Ai was greeted as a promised new queen who would break them all from this suffering. Ai was confused, as to how she would save the people if she couldn't fight. But she couldn't stand seeing the people are suffering for nothing. And she has an idea, she will fuel their enthusiasm to fight back against the evil queen by composing a song she never thought of but she tried.The song "Through the Fire and Flames" was born. a song about a great struggle that succeeded in making billions of people in that place blaze with the spirit to fight.with the power of teamwork, friendship, and the love of billions of people united the evil queen and devil will not move before them. they were defeated, and Hoshino Ai received the title of hero in that kingdom and became the new queen.
(DIR) Post #AgqW7tYgvnrpZUJeoS by domodak
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"Das stell ich mir nur ins regal wenn ich kurzsichtig bin und mich weigere zuhause ne Brille zu tragen"... ich fĂŒhl mich persönlich Angegriffen lol
(DIR) Post #AgqlaA9oJH86TKcD7g by domodak
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1. Kunden daran gewöhnen, das Lizenserien teurer seien aufgrund der Lizens.2. Eigene Lizensen erschaffen.3. Eigene Lizens fĂŒr Sets verwenden, die dann Lizensmodellepreise haben, obwohl man selbst Inhaber der Lizens ist.4. Profit
(DIR) Post #AgqlnLXTIwVHXIy8vo by domodak
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User A: "Dem Wolf (?) seinen blauen Wasserstrahl mit gelb-braunen Steinen ersetzen..... dann schauts aus als wĂŒrd er ĂŒber den Preis erbrechen. Könnte ich mal als MOC bei Rebrickable einreichen......... "Puking Dragon over LEGO pricing" - winner best MOC 2024!"User B: "đAuch mein erster Gedanke: Warum kotzt der Drache im Strahl? Preis gehört â alles klar."
(DIR) Post #Agqly8ixI2CIyeUGDA by domodak
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Sieht noch jemand auĂer mir einen kotzenden Wolf? đ
(DIR) Post #Agqm10Yq63s0Wp7h9k by domodak
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Gerade einen Werbespruch von Lego aufgetischt bekommen: âspiele so bunt, wie du bistâ⊠bei der verbauten Farbseuche echt ironischđđ
(DIR) Post #Agqt8gx7aEO3i55krA by domodak
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User A: "Neuer name fĂŒr ein Steak restaurant: Der Anguspunkt"User B: "Das muss dann aber mindestens gegenĂŒber Hauptbahnhof oder Rathaus (deutlich sichtbar), extra dick, und vertieft, also im Keller, liegen. Und die Preise sind lack gesoffen hoch, aber der Kellner gibt eh Rabatt.Und wer die Referenz erkennt, kriegt nochmal Rabatt."
(DIR) Post #AgqtC0wth4bqb2ZU6i by domodak
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Legos Formel fĂŒr Preise: Anzahl der Teile + Anzahl der Entwickler + Anzahl der Pflanzen im Sozialraum + Verbrauch der Kaffemaschine in Tassen in den letzten 24 Stunden. Das wird mal zehn Cent genommen. Am Montag wird der Betrag halbiert, auĂer man hat einen starken Kater, dann wird der Wert des Restalkohols mal Anzahl der Biere drauf geschlagen. Dienstags sind es zwei drittel der Summe. Mittwochs werden zehn Prozent drauf geschlagen. Donnerstags wird die Summe verdreifacht, aber fĂŒr jede Pinkelpause werden zehn Prozent abgezogen, Freitags freut man sich so auf das Wochenende, dass man die Entscheidung auf den Montag vertagt. Eigentlich ganz einfach, transparent, nachvollziehbar und in sich logisch.
(DIR) Post #AgqtIMKv5YL4fLpic4 by domodak
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"Der Deal ist gut, dafĂŒr hĂ€sslich" wĂ€re auch ein Spruch fĂŒr ein T-Shirt đđ
(DIR) Post #AgqtMX2nDgjT28LOoi by domodak
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Hedwig sieht aus, als wĂŒrde sie die Scheinwerfer des Fords erblicken, kurz bevor Harry und Ron sie ĂŒberfahren.
(DIR) Post #Agqtj79xciJzPmStMG by domodak
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Das mit den Preisen wird wie bei den Wirtschaftsweisen bei southpark gemacht:Ein groĂes Feld mit Preisen, ein Huhn wird geköpft und der Preis wo es mit seinen letzten Zuckungen landet ist der Endpreis. Landet er auf zwei Feldern nimmt man den Durchschnitt, natĂŒrlich aufgerundet, oder je nach Laune gleich den höheren. Ich hab auf Lego-Sets noch nie einen Aufdruck mit vegan gesehen, oder? Jetzt wisst ihr warum.
(DIR) Post #AgqtlGlorWdBniCVKi by domodak
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Jetzt weiss ich endlich, warum die DruckqualitÀt so mies ist.... Lack wird gesoffen nicht gedruckt!
(DIR) Post #AgstoUxKxtKoyx30Ua by domodak
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User A: Iâve havenât seen a person in a room hated by everybody that much as Ann Coulter since the OJ Simpson trial.User B: "At least OJ had lawyers..."
(DIR) Post #Agsu15hkA1uyQkl57I by domodak
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âAll these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail timeâ
(DIR) Post #Agsu7QvUAjQLzBD6bA by domodak
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"Anne has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf"
(DIR) Post #AgsuA2j0blhXnOcQds by domodak
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They weren't even roasting Ann Coulter, they were just aggressively trying to get her to leave.
(DIR) Post #AgtJ2w9n7x1qFhr2ga by domodak
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Snoop is the tallest skiniest lesbian with glasses I've ever seen or maybe I'm just stoned
(DIR) Post #AhQerjNwbxZYEgT4rY by domodak
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âAh,Iâm groaning in ironic agonyâ damn way to explain 90s grunge
(DIR) Post #AhQf0qCocdNpzmbfSS by domodak
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ââSelling outââ is such a toxic term, if thereâs one thing Iâm glad for in todayâs musical era itâs that the concept of ââselling outââ is so dead a lot of younger people would ask you what it means. Then theyâd laugh at the idea that making some money from your music could somehow be a bad thing. ââSelloutââ is what musical gatekeepers say, to try and keep their own ideas of genre and integrity alive. The best integrity an artist can have is to hold their course, regardless of the direction they do choose. So fucking what if Jewel wants to make an ironic pop song? Itâs on you if you canât get satire. She was going in a new direction and Intuition was most definitely a parody. It doesnât get much more satirical than that video, and many people still didnât get it. Even worse, today the same people would praise the same song/video for doing the same thing.
(DIR) Post #Ahj4anW2610tmE7GM4 by domodak
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Ich: HALLO 110?! HIER SIND NE MENGE LEICHEN!Polizei: Verraten sie mir den Genauen Standort von ihnen!Ich: ZentralfriedhofPolizei: FUUUUUUUUU
(DIR) Post #Ahmcyu5pGzbv2eP7NQ by domodak
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Mit den Farben muss ich den Held auf den neuesten Stand bringen: Die Insekten SIND das B-Modell des Sternenzerstörers, ist doch klar!!!đ
(DIR) Post #AhmdZS44RcckpP0iEy by domodak
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Die Aufkleber machen absolut Sinn und sind unverzichtbar. Aufkleber sind deutlich billiger als wettbewerbsfĂ€hige Produktionsanlagen, hochwertige Vormaterialien oder gar Drucke. Ein Aufkleber verdeckt Farbabweichungen, Angusspunkte und Kratzer. Nur so sind die extrem gĂŒnstigen Preise ĂŒberhaupt möglich. Ich bin Lego dafĂŒr so dankbar! Und jetzt trinke ich noch einen Becher Lack und freue mich ĂŒber das Set.
(DIR) Post #AhmfCgNvEhaoUOZBVg by domodak
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Gar nicht mal so schlecht, bis auf die Farben, die Speichen, den Auspuff und den Preis. Ich mag Kawasaki Ninjas!â€
(DIR) Post #AhmuuiK4tHCOYPDpke by domodak
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Von Krillin kann man sterben lernen :D
(DIR) Post #Ahn4KEwxcUdUZXej7g by domodak
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Krillin + Caillou = Saitama(makes sense :neocat_think_owo: )
(DIR) Post #Ahn6UI7csgPzDLZ66S by domodak
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User A: "Kirby finally defeated hitler"User B: "Thanks God you said defeated and not ate him because Kirbler would go terribly bad"
(DIR) Post #Ahn6bPmenEH10J9ame by domodak
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Why is Majin Bu fighting the Red Ribbon Army?
(DIR) Post #Ahn6dGY66BxSwSE5YW by domodak
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This is basically how a drug addicted sees a Kid Buu vs General Blue fight
(DIR) Post #Ahn6jPBEv93dRtSiK8 by domodak
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Kirby fights Hitler outside a Nazi bunker moments before his suicide. (Colorized 1943)
(DIR) Post #AhnAOxQGoRo7NwzvQu by domodak
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You know what Patrick's problem is? He had himself set to M for Majin, when he should be set to W for Wumbo.
(DIR) Post #AhnAcQm6zcQABUdeu8 by domodak
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Everyone wanted Goku for Smash, but turns out his place was always with Nickelodeon All Star Brawl
(DIR) Post #AhnNYx3sJEm4Z5cPSK by domodak
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Goofy is truly the most powerful DBZ character.
(DIR) Post #AhnacjRYBLEstKpEhM by domodak
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Ey scheià auf Son Goku. Mr. Satan kann 14 Ziegel mit einer Hand zerstören
(DIR) Post #Ai3vWU0frCoSr2TUOW by domodak
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wie kommt man auf so was? sitzt man da, spielt eine Pokémon edition und denkt sich "wÀre es nicht cool, wenn Raichu auf nem Bike sitzt und level durchfÀhrt." oder wie kommt so was zu stande?
(DIR) Post #Ai3vjrFCme0ugAeIdc by domodak
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User A: "Ist Pokemon auch ein Instrument?"User B: "Nein Patrick Pokemon ist kein Instrument."User C: "digimon ist auch kein Instrument."
(DIR) Post #Ai3voZeTcRjJZ6ibZI by domodak
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Wer wĂŒrde nicht gerne in "Pokegay City" leben? :'D
(DIR) Post #Ai3vvNMfhWETU5dLP6 by domodak
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Wer wollte nicht schon mal ein PokĂ©mon fangen, um es sich anschlieĂend ĂŒber den Kamin zu hĂ€ngen? XD
(DIR) Post #AiFnsxrB6H8E3blFJo by domodak
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Buying a salad at a pizza place is like getting a multivitamin from your drug dealer
(DIR) Post #AiGFtjBrubexZoaif2 by domodak
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Wenn Nappa ein Super Sayajin wÀre dann hÀtte er einen 5 Meter BART!
(DIR) Post #AigwrKUC8gu2W7Dx2G by domodak
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Now im just convinced Joe Swanson and Corey Taylor have the same voice
(DIR) Post #Aih2imZIxYIajQvDVI by domodak
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Klopapier und Lego teilen eine Gemeinsamkeit: Beides ist fĂŒrn Arsch. đ
(DIR) Post #AiiYHLuhLTEdw3qvCa by domodak
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Von Weitem sah es cool aus, aber weiterhin Aufkleber und 80 MĂŒcken đ
(DIR) Post #AiiYryWRHCDc6Sy7BQ by domodak
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Bei Videospielen war es damals genau das selbe. Bei Nintendo bekam man damals nicht nur ein Spiel, sondern auch eine liebevolle erstellte Anleitung zum Spiel und oft waren auch Karten oder Poster von dessen Spiel dabei. Auch ein Werbebogen von anderen Nintendo Spielen lag dabei, durch das man sich ein wenig durchstöbern konnte. Heute bekommt man einfach nur das Spiel und das war's. AuĂer man kauft sich eine besondere Edition. Diese Zeiten bleiben unvergesslich.
(DIR) Post #AiiYtgwJcRtu9PtHEW by domodak
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Damals war das Spiel auch vollstÀndig. Rein ins GerÀt und losgespielt. Heutzutage kann man sofort n fettes update raufhauen, day one! Da kann man n Jahr spÀter froh sein, wenns endlich problemlos lÀuft, nachdem sie mit den ganzen Patches und Updates fertig sind.... Traurige RealitÀt...
(DIR) Post #Aij2vFUfd9Y6EVcPXU by domodak
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Zumindest die Spiele sind doch aber gleich geblieben. Nintendo verkauft seid 30 Jahren dieselben 5 bis 8 Spiele und wird dafĂŒr gefeiert wie the second coming of Jesus. Ich verstehe es auch nicht wirklich, aber Kritiker und Fans ĂŒberschlagen sich jedes Mal, wenn die tausendste Neuauflage von Mario, Zelda und Co herauskommt.
(DIR) Post #AitHZMjtS8FnE8MTmS by domodak
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User A: "FĂŒr den halben Preis kriegt man ein richtiges funktionierendes Kofferradio."User B: "FĂŒr den gleichen Preis bekommst du ein Radio und die Steine, um dir 'n Lego-GehĂ€use drumherum zu bauen!"
(DIR) Post #AitHmeRcw5FTu69Wi0 by domodak
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Wenn der Held fordert, dass ein Legoset mit dem Smartphone verbunden gehört⊠;)
(DIR) Post #AitHpouSU2lrEH9JrM by domodak
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cool dass Lego Original-Soundchips von 1952 gefunden hat
(DIR) Post #AitLKMpNF2CKyS1pvk by domodak
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Sehr passend, der gröĂte Raum ist die KĂŒche. Und wenn Barad Dur fĂŒr eines bekannt ist dann fĂŒr seine Gastfreundlichkeit und exquisite KĂŒche, der KĂŒchenchef trĂ€gt permanent seine MĂŒtze und das Einzige was ihm fehlt ist sein Kochutensil: Ein Ring sie zu wĂŒrzen, sie alle zu braten, zu sotten und dĂŒnsten. An den Tisch sie zu treibenâŠ
(DIR) Post #AitLPzdkMhGcnSGylE by domodak
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Wie schrieb Tolkien so schön: "[...]Als Sauron nach Mordor kam und jenen groĂen Berg aus Nougat erspĂ€hte, dachte er sich -Junge hier mach ich mich breit-."
(DIR) Post #AitLaQZX5TKfDkHFWC by domodak
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Wie sagte Gimli: Ach Lego, las!
(DIR) Post #AitLcdkb3qaMfjVWHg by domodak
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Wenn man den Turm und die Pyramide kauft, dann hat man ein komplettes, aber sehr seltsames Monument.
(DIR) Post #AitNEj8DbRNoJrHV4a by domodak
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Das ist das erste, woran man beim schwarzen Turm denkt. Eine Kantine fĂŒr die Mittagspause. Im Ernst, dieses Set verdient kein ErdmĂ€nnchen
(DIR) Post #AitNoBKckPJrupzRZI by domodak
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Bei der FĂŒhrungsetage von Lego wĂŒrde ich gerne als Chefkoch in der Kantine arbeiten. Da wĂŒrde ich dann auch halbe Portionen aber fĂŒr den 4 fachen Normalpreis anbieten.
(DIR) Post #AitNsQF3Fo8FJiPCtc by domodak
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Lego hat definitiv ein anderes "Herr der Ringe" gesehen als ich. In diesem "Herr der Ringe" ist Sauron ein BĂŒcherwurm, der gerne seine Mit-orks bekocht. Gollum hat natĂŒrlich auch immer etwas abbekommen und Saurons groĂes Auge der Liebe wacht dabei ĂŒber alle. Sauron war nĂ€mlich garnicht so böse, er war eigentlich Herzens gut... Zumindest wenn ich mir dieses Set anschaue, bekomme ich diese Vibes.
(DIR) Post #AitOSe7b7uhgn0By6K by domodak
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Ich finds immer wieder schön, wenn der Held betonen muss, dass er etwas nicht ironisch meint, wenn er etwas positives an Lego Sets gefunden hat :D
(DIR) Post #AitOa15y6pwS4HwcVc by domodak
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Ach Ja.... die Anzahl an Orks in Lego Sets. Wer erinnert sich nicht zurĂŒck an ikonische Szenen wie: Grima: "Selbst wenn der Wall von Helms Klamm fiele, eine unvorstellbare groĂe Armee wĂ€re dazu nötig! Tausende!!" Lego-Saruman: "Zehn" Grima: "Zehntausende?!" Lego-Saruman: "Nein, Zehn."
(DIR) Post #AitOhlkf2ZhQnUftZo by domodak
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Nichtmal Saurons Auge kann sehen, wo das Ding 460⏠wert ist
(DIR) Post #AitOoV2TZmiwzVDVjs by domodak
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Hab das Schild oben links mit "fly you fools" so gefĂŒhlt! Gandalf hat sich damals extra in den Tod gestĂŒrzt, weil er wusste, dass dieses Set 20 Jahre spĂ€ter erscheint :D
(DIR) Post #AitP91CNiURoWZdNmC by domodak
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User A: "Ich brauch mal eure Hilfe, ich hab HdR und Der Hobbit erst so 40-50 mal gesehen deswegen sorry fĂŒr meine Unwissenheit aber wer ist dieser Pirat mit dem rotem Bandana und der Spitzhacke???????"User B: "Das war Jack Sparrow aus dem Paralleluniversum"User C: "Ein Korsar aus Umbar tarnt sich als Ork um mal so richtig lecker in der Kantine der schwarzen Festung zu speisen. Er nutzt das fĂŒr seinen Blog: "Hin und immer wieder hin, eine Reise zu den kulinarischen Köstlichkeiten von Mittelerde"
(DIR) Post #Aitvh4WN4ExRCwGYIy by domodak
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Diese Preise bei Lego...mein E-Scooter von Segway hat so um die 700⏠gekostet, ist farblich schön, hat Licht per Knopf das auch an bleibt fĂŒr Leute mit dunklem Zimmern und hat auch ne Klappfunktion!
(DIR) Post #Aitvnb0pB9MpiNcZrU by domodak
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User A: "Man kann nicht einfach in Saurons KĂŒche spazieren!"User B: "Eben, es fehlen nĂ€mlich Stufen, Leitern oder Ă€hnliches.."
(DIR) Post #AivjZ2W7p93tXfTT3A by domodak
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Ich will ja nichts sagen, aber eine verbrannte TK Pizza zurĂŒckgeben, weil die Verpackung einen Druckfehler bzgl der Zeitangabe hatte und deshalb verbrannt ist, ist imo schon brutal deutsch :D:D
(DIR) Post #AjDXeJJJ73XiT7VKkq by domodak
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Wenn ich die ganzen Technik-Sets ohne Lizenz sehe frage ich mich wer das gekauft hat. Ohne Lizenz sind die Sets alle uncool,es ist auch egal das die was konnten. Nur mit Lizenz und ohne echte Funktion macht sowas Sinn. So ironie aus!! Das waren noch Zeiten, da hatte Technik den Namen noch verdient, cool.
(DIR) Post #AjGIBiU1Wg30IxIuFU by domodak
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Chakuzas Hodenline gibt dem Song wenn der Mond in mein Ghetto kracht eine ganz neue Bedeutung.
(DIR) Post #AjGJCkMM8RymMrlxrc by domodak
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Kolle hat Teflon als Schutz ... ob das auch gegen Salven aus der Uzi Schniedelwutzi hilft?
(DIR) Post #AjIFRpFYDzbINURbHc by domodak
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Wenn Bushido und Eko Fresh Zeilen schreiben ist es wie ein Speedrun in eine Bossxplosive Folge zu landen
(DIR) Post #AjIFV9WLJZQy7Dsv3Y by domodak
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Zur Verteidigung von KC Rebell muss man denke ich schon anfĂŒhren, dass er ja nicht ohne Grund Kurde ist.
(DIR) Post #AjKSG4FmIqlV9kC5Dc by domodak
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Selbst bei den kompaktesten AKs (wie der aks-74u) hĂ€tte man etwas von der GröĂe eines Aktenkoffers in der Hose.Ich lass das mal so im Raum stehen
(DIR) Post #AjKSSII7w72CAX7f7I by domodak
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Dem stimme ich wieder nicht zu, deutschrap hat so unfassbar geile Melodien im Gegensatz zu 99% der Amis die einfach gefĂŒhlt alle auf dem selben billigen ScheiĂ rappen. Klar gibt's Ausnahmen wie Drake oder Rick Ross die schon epische Beats haben, aber der gĂ€ngige 0815 Rap der in den USA gerade hyped ist einfach so schlecht, dass ich ihn nicht mehr hören kann. Das produziere ich sogar mit dem kleinen Finger und mein Job ist es nicht zu producen.
(DIR) Post #AjKSaWxZHdDTykQxW4 by domodak
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Ich hÀtte gerne ein Special mit Kollegah Verschwörungs Lines. Dann kann meine Telegramm Gruppe auch endlich Kolle hören
(DIR) Post #AjKSc1J1wV36NxBOk4 by domodak
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"jedes Individuum ist individuell "Shadow030 Deutscher Philosoph.
(DIR) Post #AjKSideqGS6x4KXbf6 by domodak
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Stolz darauf zu sein aus Derendorf zu kommen hab ich auch noch nie gehört. đ
(DIR) Post #AjneyQOw9Y1nccEWps by domodak
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In einem Paralleluniversum ist dieser Lamborghini das ikonische Auto des Kultfilms 'Miami Hellgelb'
(DIR) Post #AjnfNEYLLFPA7ASl1c by domodak
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ich dachte erst 10337 teile fĂŒr 180⏠ist doch klasse. leider ist das die set nummer :(
(DIR) Post #AkcnJxF7x3OWFsNW2y by domodak
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Das Einhorn ist dann wohl das Reittier von Darth JarJarđ
(DIR) Post #Ako5YuyIc9blT4LpKa by domodak
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User A: 15:49 Duisburg is kinda like the Detroit of GermanyUser B: Oh COME ON!That's totally exaggerated!Poor Detroit really doesn't deserve THAT comparision!
(DIR) Post #Akph0rz5CofXlzrx4K by domodak
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Das ist aber sehr "René Magritte" von Ihnen, Sie *Pfeife*.
(DIR) Post #AkpkF4QC3pLeGO0rXk by domodak
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Only an American's initial question on seeing a 3000-yr old sword is, "I wonder how much it is worth". đ
(DIR) Post #AkpkLO5rpi0b0rWAHg by domodak
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Still my favorite youtube video title: Why cars rarely crash into houses in the netherlands.
(DIR) Post #AkpkhBtBtDCfX3z8EK by domodak
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And again... German houses are built different!You know the story of the three piglets?Then you know what piglet went to Germany engineering school.
(DIR) Post #AkrLuncWo953mRVGqm by domodak
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Yeah my brother experienced something similar, traveling through the US and Canada. He said if they found local grocery stores they only had shit anyways, not even a nice Apple, maybe a half-rotten one because who would buy weird stuff like fruit at a local market. Hell, even local fruit, a weird concept as the US mainly has factory farms now. Standard meat quality was disgusting, he was afraid of ordering anything with "cheese" because that "cheese" was usually some atrocity that did not taste like real food at all. he basically became vegan during that trip, without the luxury of having tasty fresh vegs and fruits (Some tasteless shit if they were very lucky, but at least those were big, shiny flawless looking, those tasteless potatoes, apples, tomatoes probably without any nutritional value). Back at home he and his friends had a HUGE vegetable bowl and fruits, and they aren't usually that much of a veggie friend. Also everything is wrapped in 3 tons of plastic. The standard family probably produces a ton of waste per day, this is why we have the American trope of "carrying out the trash" as a real task, lol.You and your consumerism are an ecological catastrophe, and the sad thing is that WE AND THE WHOLE WORLD have to carry the consequences as well. Thanks for that.
(DIR) Post #AkrMFcDKPb0qU8dsJ6 by domodak
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The tragedy is really: The US once built walkable, liveable suburbs - along public transportation lines. When the automobile killed trams and trains it killed the whole idea of mixed-use zones. And even worse: the highway system destroyed many of those older neighborhoods near the downtown areas. Those few that survived are now most sought-after, right? What's also worth mentioning in that contect: suburbia's infrastructure is not sustainable. In many places population density is so low that tax revenue doesn't fund the maintenance of all those miles and miles of roads and pipes - not to speak of the pathetic system of overhead power lines. Municipailties and developers can finance the construction, but we all can see how long road surface survives in America. Suburbia works like a ponzi scheme: once growth stops, the system is bound to collapse.
(DIR) Post #AkrMTeg82szOBOo9z6 by domodak
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As I understand, in America there is a lot of anxiety in middle-income and high-income people about poor people coming into their neighborhood and causing problems. Basically, they believe that if you're poor, it's because of something you did or that you're screwed up in some way, and they're afraid of having that in their neighborhood where they want their kids to be able to play safely.I grew up in a middle class family in America, and when moving to a new area we would generally first live in an apartment complex, but only briefly because of course the goal was to get into a big single family house in a suburban neighborhood far away from any stores. I personally hated it, because in an apartment complex there were always lots of other kids to play with, but in single family areas there weren't as many and it was easier to get isolated.Of course, the more cynical side of me wants to also look at more negative aspects of American culture:1.) The Atlantic recently put out an article titled "The People Who Hate People", which explored this. Simply put, lots of Americans just hate being around a lot of other people.2.) American parents are increasingly encouraged and expected to essentially be highly controlling of their children. Things like "stranger danger" (which is in truth way overblown) and the fact that kids here depend on their parents to take them anyplace interesting definitely add to these pressures.3.) High home prices in an exclusive neighborhood or even town or whole urban area serve as a kind of filter of the kinds of people who can move in. This is why there is so much angst about things like boarding houses, unrelated roommates, living out of your car, and being homeless; in the eyes of the wealthy and privileged in those neighborhoods, those people are cheating the system and that will not be tolerated.You make a good point about the home being a safety net, because we have been steadily stripping away other safety nets under the guise of "rugged individualism" (which honestly doesn't have as strong roots in this country as might be gleaned from a superficial reading). There's a sense and fear in America that you're on your own, no one's going to come to rescue you if you get in trouble, and changes that impact your singular safety net are direct threats to your way of life.
(DIR) Post #AkrMcFwXNdoW4daI3k by domodak
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User A: "When society segregates and vilifies the poor, is it no wonder violence and crime is what those poor turn to? Unfortunately, it is easier for people to simply believe that poor people are inherently violent and dangerous rather than acknowledge that the society they live in fostered that violence."User B: @User A "utter nonsense. Society villifies nothing. People vilify themselves and society responds instinctively to defend itself in its desire to survive and live in peace. Nobody proposes that all poor people are violent criminals, however the likely hood of a violent criminal to be poor is very high. Poverty does not push anyone to violence, but the violent are poor because of bad choices they have made. I was extremely poor once and I never committed a crime. I have made sane choices in my life, studied and worked hard and pushed myself out of that situation."
(DIR) Post #AkrMzVQ80ChUjhVlk8 by domodak
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User A: "I was surprised once when I saw on the not just bikes channel how zoning actually destroys the economical sustainability of north american cities and is one of the reasons for american infrastructure is what it is: big parking spaces just do not earn enough taxes to finance the upkeep of the roads leading to them. Quite interesting.User B: "You know the "taxation is theft"-crowd? I always wonder how they didn't yet learn that car dependency is just government squander in favor of businesses over the very people that provided the money.And im speaking from my german point of view, which means its the same people, just a lot less in number than in the US, and infrastructure that is a lot less wasteful than the US-american counterpart^^"
(DIR) Post #AkrN9hwaIMBaTNYc4m by domodak
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Bringing different income groups and - God forbid - ethnicities together in a single housing development? For God's sake, that could solve the violence problem plaguing the US in the medium term and make people realize that they have been lied to for decades. Impossible, must not happen đSeriously, though, I never understood how one could consider living in such sterile environment as Suburbia an increase of living quality. It's depressing. I live in an area in Northern Germany (right next to Ostfriesland) that was farmland until about 2000. Cows grazed here. Then the farmer died, there was no one who wanted to continue the farm, so the land was sold to the city, which put out a residential zoning here - only single family homes but we don't have a housing shortage in our area, so that's fine. Today, some twenty years later, I have the following shopping facilities within walking distance, that is, within a radius of less than 15 minutes on foot: Aldi, Lidl, DM, Netto, Kik, McDonald's, Burger King, a Greek restaurant, a donut parlor, a furniture store, a DIY store, two food trucks, an electronics store, a kitchen studio, a rental car station, a bed studio, two fitness studios, a wholesale grocery store, a car repair shop, two car dealerships, a pet supply store, as well as various craft businesses and smaller trades such as hairdressers, nail salons, or tattoo studios. And I'm sure I've forgotten something. We also have an elementary school, various kindergartens, as well as playgrounds. And of course, everything is connected with bike paths, and buses go to the city center every 20 minutes. I recently got along wonderfully without a car for six weeks because my car was in the workshop for so long due to supply chain problems with spare parts. THAT is what I call quality of living.And that is one reason why even though I like the USA and the Americans and although I'm jealous of their beautiful country sometimes, I wouldn't wanna live there.
(DIR) Post #AkrQHqyCv4eue7tNGC by domodak
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I live in the suburb of Toronto (North York) and my work place is about 20 minutes walk from my house. If it's sunny and warm, I walk to work. My co-workers who were raised in this car-needed environment think I am a weirdo for walking to work instead of driving 3 minutes.
(DIR) Post #AkrQP8AtLrmW24IN96 by domodak
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walking outside is a crime now?I knew Americans donât like sports, but apparently looking at physical activity is offensive now aswell? đ
(DIR) Post #AkrQisAsY93CCThe3k by domodak
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Fun fact: streets that are walkable and have bike lanes tend to do better in retail sales than streets mostly dedicated to cars. Because pedestrians and cyclists are more likely to jump into a random store than cars who have to find parking. This is why it's so frustrating to see businesses oppose bike lanes when it removes parking. Studies show it's better for them, but they really believe that people drive from god knows where specifically to go to their store and won't anymore if there is no parking right in front
(DIR) Post #AkrQmVj1xP3ljYPb1s by domodak
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I grew up in America (PA) the 70s/80s and if you were a teen, you spent most of your weekend at "the mall" (the one big one in the area). The mall had everything I could ask for. But my parents hated the mall because they weren't a one-stop shop for everything THEY needed.
(DIR) Post #AkrQtB9CraOZwKppfU by domodak
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User A: "Whenever you hear anyone bashing capitalism, remember that crony corporatism is not capitalism"User B: " it just so happens that capitalists always use their power to try and influence public policy in their favor. Capitalism and using its influence to try and bend the law is an inherent part of capitalism. Saying that it's "crony capitalism" is the equivalent of saying "true communism has never been tried"."
(DIR) Post #AkrQz7Ju0Tbto4fZQm by domodak
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small shops are dying because of corporatism, and car culture is a subset of that corporation centered worldview; that is to say, building culture and society around car ownership is a byproduct of that corporatism which is killing small businesses as well as liveable environments which is what I was getting at originally. Since we're on the personal anecdote portion of the discussion, I'm an American who has spent a considerable amount of my life in Europe, and I have to say, you sound like someone who's never been stateside to personally see 3k miles of asphalt and strip malls. It's no wonder people in America would rather order online than have to actually go outside, and since you seemed to have missed the point of my previous response to you, allow me to reiterate: It's headed your way.No, I'm not a candlestick maker, lamenting the advent of electricity; I'm just a guy who misses being able to ride a bike to work, and then the grocery store, or the butcher, or anything other than a gas station convenience store or a nationwide copy paste pharmacy.Way to miss the point, congrats on the career in logistics, I guess.
(DIR) Post #AkrR7bWVayEZnUc46i by domodak
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I never reallized that a 7 minute video narrated by a man with such a soothing voice could fill me with so much rage for North American urban design, when I had zero knowledge just moments ago.
(DIR) Post #AkrR9hrazgLU2XTk1Y by domodak
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Oh man, I used to play SimCity when I was a kid and the "zoning" mechanic always struck me as an oversimplification for gameplay purposes, to abstract over different districts being "good at" different things. I had no idea Americans actually built their cities like that!
(DIR) Post #AkrRSEQieQYwFuk09Y by domodak
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It is impossible to do anything without parents' help before you own a car, at least in America. I've lived in the suburbs my entire life and the nearest place I'd actually consider going just because I felt like it is more than two km from my house. Despite living around a bunch of other kids as well, I never really had an neighborhood friends while growing up. We just never had anywhere all of us wanted to go, so we never bothered. Fast forward to highschool, and the problem still persists. Sure, I got my driver's license back then but that just means I'm restricted to the amount of people I can fit in the car, plus the places I want to go to are usually out of the way and/or inaccessible by car. Anywhere that's only for cars is ugly and depressing, but at the same time it's the only way to actually get anywhere. I blame this primarily for how isolated I've become. I'm incredibly introverted, and I have only a couple of friends I know in person. They're scattered throughout my town and the only other human outside of my family I see regularly is my partner. We usually just stay at her place because there's nowhere to go on a date. Everywhere is just concrete and depression.
(DIR) Post #Akrac6LmReabgFDCYC by domodak
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"Schorle" (water+ juice) is the second thing every german kid misses in the usa. first is breadErgibt Sinn, falls die erhÀltlichen SÀfte zu grauenhaft schmecken.
(DIR) Post #AkrasrHRjBThrgAuXo by domodak
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I've never seen somebody being so fascinated about an eraserđ
(DIR) Post #Akrb0M7xRDBPYuJOoS by domodak
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"I'm Montana from Virginia"They should totally get a Virginia from Montana for next year. :-D
(DIR) Post #Akrb5AIYqSjOK5Z4iG by domodak
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Why is she saying that erdnussflips taste like peanut butter? They just taste like peanuts
(DIR) Post #Akrb9BmHHrSA4MNp6O by domodak
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Explaining Quark is like explaining red color to a blind man.
(DIR) Post #AkrbFFAha6oCKhh7jc by domodak
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"Even the toastbrot was better than regular bread here in the US"-- ok this is actually REALLY sad....
(DIR) Post #AkrbKkXWNog74Dzf96 by domodak
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Montana: das Eis ist so gĂŒnstig!! Nur 1,20âŹ!Alle Deutsche: waas? 1âŹ?? FrĂŒher warns nur 60 Pfennig!đĄđĄ
(DIR) Post #AkrbSO9TVL5NwuO9TM by domodak
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Me as a German: "She is probably going to mention free health care (kRaNkEnVeRsIcHeRuNgSpfLiChT).âShe: "I am totally obsessed with these little MainzelmĂ€nnchen!"
(DIR) Post #AkrczYwOVntSvAeWqe by domodak
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Niemand: wirklich Niemand :Montana: Das Beste am Duschen ist das Saubermachen der Glasscheibe ... Es macht SpaĂ.
(DIR) Post #AkrfEVDwoUDre57B8C by domodak
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I laughed so hard when you said "you could repeat the words, but you need to put them in the right Order" đ
even me as a native don't really know what he wanted to say đ
(DIR) Post #Akru1zHJGAOCPAB4qm by domodak
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I'm a sailor!So you work on a ship?Well not me, but my great grandfather did!
(DIR) Post #Aks7KlEZ00JDkmAw1g by domodak
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Imagine watching a wholesome man painting a beautiful landscape while giving you genuine life advice and you hate him:bobross:
(DIR) Post #Aks8XDw6D7scCW2skK by domodak
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4:16 I too, may also need that specific picture of Terry Crews whenever I want to spend money on Gundam kits.
(DIR) Post #Aks8gaQdx8wEZCnSsa by domodak
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Imagine being so likeable that a thief returns your carđ
(DIR) Post #Aks8jEavaWbviarzg8 by domodak
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âWWE have never been able to penetrate Chinaâ HHH begs to differ
(DIR) Post #Aks94AssZwDeI9Fero by domodak
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User A: "Kindest celebrity with the most haters in his day: Jesus Christ."User B: "Atheists entered the chat"
(DIR) Post #AktkgzT2qmT1dhV2gq by domodak
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When Christopher Lee turns on his pc, google accepts his terms and conditions
(DIR) Post #Al0PR1PL8AlQ5o1whs by domodak
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Hosting the Olympics is kind of like having a wedding. Statistically, the cheap ones are the most fun/memorable & the flashy/expensive ones often end in divorce...
(DIR) Post #Al0PXC4KPEWotY94d6 by domodak
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Itâs like buying a car. The expensive one always got attention and safe in a car accident while the cheap one have ppl disappointed and often got smashed in a car crash. Btw the expensive car will be an American car while I donât know what cheap car does ppl drive in Eastern Europe.
(DIR) Post #Al6P8kCpVuViTiDtj6 by domodak
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"I want - for once - for the two love interests of the MC to fall in love for each other. Xaden and Dain deserve each other because their banter is more interesting than Xaden's with Violet."
(DIR) Post #Al6PByEVokh0qqY47E by domodak
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"Not a horsegirl myself but my mom was one and is also the person who got me into dragonrider books, and from what I understand the appeal of dragonriding is the same as being a horse girl except you want a horse that can fly and breathe fire. Also if you want a horsegirl reccomended dragon riding book just pick up the Dragonriders of Pern series 90% of the dragonlore in this book was ripped off from Pern and done far worse."
(DIR) Post #Al6PF9eXobZP8dF8Xg by domodak
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"so we're just gonna gloss over the fact that there's a dragon named fergie"The mental image of a dragon performing "My Humps" sounds great.
(DIR) Post #Al6PJR9YgwpwZYn9Au by domodak
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I love the idea of the dragons having a very advanced agriculture and farm system that the humans have absolutely no idea about
(DIR) Post #Al6PUFARaveCaKMJZg by domodak
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This entire review can just be Kronk saying "well, you've got me, by all accounts it doesn't make sense"
(DIR) Post #Al6PgIZmkMlwdExbHc by domodak
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26:41 okay THIS is one of the things that bug me so much about most fantasy authors, they make a military system a core feature of their bookâs plot but NEVER bother to learn about the basics of how even one real-world military operated. As an ancient history lover, nothing ruins fantasy for me more than unrealistic, uncritical caricatures of ancient military and political systems, especially when an author has so clearly just cannibalised other fantasy books, leading to an even worse caricature!This idea of killing off viable soldiers whilst theyâre students has been especially prevalent in YA, yet itâs one of the most nonsensical concepts, especially for a successful âBig Bad Empire.âFor instance one of the greatest assets that the Roman Republic/Early Empire had was their endless supply of new soldiers, the Romans faced near-annihilation at various points, but their integration-after-conquest policy gave them heaps of new people to call upon, so if a legion fell, they quickly put together another in order to keep fighting, enabling them to overcome many foes that were otherwise greater than them. Contrastingly, one of the elements credited to the decline of Spartan Supremacy was the lack of population to pull new soldiers from after a big defeat due to their obsessively rigid selection criteria (killing of the weak when theyâre young) and refusal to integrate foreigners as fully fledged Spartan citizens (thusly relying more and more on untrained foreign/slave auxiliaries), but youâll NEVER see one of these fantasy books explore that as a byproduct of their world building decision, because theyâre ignorant to historical precedent đ€·ââïž There is SPECIFICITY to how a military operates and even MORE specificity behind an empireâs military dominance. When an author fails to understand that specificity, they leave the integrity of their world building (and plot) 1-2 small questions away from unraveling đ”
(DIR) Post #Al6Q2e8lFigzsmyaaO by domodak
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I thought they killed each other for a better chance to bond, not after the bonding. If i was a dragon I'd be pissed if someone killed the person i bonded to
(DIR) Post #AlERwAWQDLRtSTlHm4 by domodak
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Eminem is the only white rapper that could be on a song that starts with the word n----
(DIR) Post #AlES3iKutKK6MJyhoe by domodak
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User A: 7 black guys on a song đŻUser B: Eminem not blackUser C: compared to drake heâs black lol
(DIR) Post #AlES96LV3JFMGqot60 by domodak
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6 black guys and 1 Drake on a song đ„đ„
(DIR) Post #AlESFew3MVixHn2oRE by domodak
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ah, so SS stands for Slim Shady. Got it.
(DIR) Post #AlEUcov8bSJSp6mujw by domodak
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I just love the idea of Kubrick actually caring about the Ninja Turtles.
(DIR) Post #AlEdwPWtcCBvSBriGe by domodak
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Funny enough. That Oppenheimer looks like a really old Eminem that has seen every possible punchline and comeback ever written.
(DIR) Post #AlIXzPDBQo1YFAWt9s by domodak
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Ich finde erstaunlich, dass Lego auf die Idee kommt in so ein Set Pneumatik einzubauen.Alle zwei Menschen die eine Emirates Rennyacht mit Pneumatik wollten sind jetzt glĂŒcklich
(DIR) Post #AlIY1qQtC9i1FP6SzA by domodak
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Ich glaube so langsam die hauen so Fette Anleitungen in die Kartons um Gewicht in die Kiste zu bekommen đ
(DIR) Post #AlIY6HIZFbS7jEKCh6 by domodak
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Oh, juhuu! Jetzt kann ich mir endlich Legosets meiner Kindheitsidole ins Zimmer stellen! Wer braucht schon Ritter oder Piraten? Ich nehme Ălkonzerne!!
(DIR) Post #AlIYJHpkZWuH9Y35Jg by domodak
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User A: Jetzt kann es nur noch Tage bis zur "Waterworld" Lizenz seinđ
User B: Nun, wenn das diese Lizenz den gleichen Erfolg hat wie der Film, wĂ€re Lego pleite. Also wĂŒnschenswert
(DIR) Post #AlIYQF5bAqg0fVmKMC by domodak
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Bei so viel Werbung mĂŒsste ich Geld bekommen wenn ich das Ding ins Regal stelle.
(DIR) Post #AlIYmwobHbgkeWedLE by domodak
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Die haben in DĂ€nemark sicherlich das Boot im Fernsehen gesehen - und bei der Farbe AZUR mussten sie einfach ein Set raus hauen
(DIR) Post #AlIYt2Do5urH9sLaTI by domodak
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User A: Hab ich das richtig verstanden, das der Mast von den Segeln gehalten wird? Weil- Lego Technik, lerne wie die Welt funktioniert?"Hol mal das Segel ein" "Ja, Moment, ich muss nur schnell den Mast abbauen...."User B: Kein Problem. Schick einen Römer auf den Mast, Obelix macht den Rest.
(DIR) Post #AlIZHkstgu0wcxM2DI by domodak
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Sarg als B-Modell wĂ€re doch was bei der Form, inklusive Leichentuch.Ist eh bloĂ ein Werbebanner mit ein paar Klemmbausteinen dran! Vor der RĂŒckseite muss man sich fĂŒrchten bei der vielen Werbung.Und hĂ€tte der StĂ€nder nicht dunkelblau sein können?Du hast ein Set mit so vielen Kordeln gebaut?Wenn du Technik-Highlights willst: bei Edeka gibt's jetzt 'n Traktor-Kalender fĂŒr 2025.
(DIR) Post #AlIZMKTXJ4TYAXfn72 by domodak
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...ich warte noch darauf, dass Dubai sich bei Disney einkauft und in Star Wars-Content deren Marken auftauchen...
(DIR) Post #AlIkaLxjfoOEKagjp2 by domodak
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Das Gelaber am Anfang ist wie heutzutage die insta oder tiktok Ansagen, nur mit dem Unterschied das dann auch noch Musik folgt!
(DIR) Post #AlIyH1DzwyUzs1yBk0 by domodak
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Sellout ist, wenn man Geld mit Kunst verdient, Untergrund wenn man in den Youtube-Kommentaren rumweint.:cirnoHeh:
(DIR) Post #AlJ0PeoUqOemsTHwlk by domodak
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Allle Rapper geben an wieviel Geld frauen etc sie haben aber nur Eko kann behaubten das er mit Ernie und Bert ein featuere hatte! Nice :)
(DIR) Post #AljUox8RuTvNfyYbho by domodak
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User A: "Lego ist mittlerweile eine Anwaltskanzlei mit angeschlossener Spritzgussanlage."User B: "die Spritzgussanlage sorgt fĂŒr gefĂŒllte AuftragsbĂŒcher der Anwaltskanzlei. Bestes GeschĂ€ftsmodell"
(DIR) Post #AljUrUDrrYXssFIeRs by domodak
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Ich glaube, dass die Rechtsabteilung mittlerweile die gröĂte und aktivste Abteilung bei Lego ist. Zumindest aktiver, als die Abteilung, die fĂŒr Innovationen und QualitĂ€t zustĂ€ndig sind.
(DIR) Post #AljYDtXSiceRciqFNI by domodak
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Eine Analogie dazu:Du bist FuĂballfan, hast dir fĂŒr die neue Saison alle 3 Trikots deines Lieblingsvereins gekauft, hast ne Dauerkarte fĂŒrs Stadion geholt und am ersten Spieltag kriegst du erst ne 0:7 Klatsche, dann kommt dein Lieblingsspieler zu dir p.... dir ins Gesicht und spuckt nochmal drauf und dann kommt der Sportvorstand zu dir und gibt dir alleine die Schuld fĂŒr alles, was gerade passiert ist. Dann gehst du weinend nach Hause, guckst dir die Pressekonferenz im Fernsehen an und alle dort lachen, verspotten und beleidigen dich.So fĂŒhlt es sich an, Fan eines Franchise wie Star Wars oder Herr der Ringe zu sein.
(DIR) Post #AljlkFif5O1n5Pq8Bc by domodak
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Hab zu dem Lied damals das erste Mal meine Schwester gekĂŒsst
(DIR) Post #Aln2gcv9AAwWa4Ps92 by domodak
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User A: "With the Google maps example. It's a matter of of fact that 99% of people who unbox their brand new old gadgets do not follow the tips and tutorials. When you keep these tips and tutorials on in the background. They literally teach you how to use every "hidden feature for each app and use case scenario" like "one handed use cases". That's why we have tons of utubers making bank with videos such as: "here are 1000 things you didn't know about your brand new old devices videos" etc etc."User B: "It's a shame anyone who knows even just 1 little unique thing about a device is labeled as a "power user" or "nerd". People are willing to pay $1k for something, only to blatantly ignore 50% of its features. Being aware of the features is enough, there's no need to use them, but people are too lazy to learn even the simplest things"
(DIR) Post #Aln3J0iL9EqxNYjFbs by domodak
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"Most Windows text made me barf. When I had to use a Windows computer at my job I changed the system font from MS Sans to Tahoma because Tahoma was the only non-ugly font."haha_what_a_nerd.mp3
(DIR) Post #Aln3TlDZ6TYWVGSakC by domodak
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I'm sorry, but text looks so much worse on a mac, it took me a lot to get used to it and every time I use windows I am amazed by how sharp the text looks! On macOS it's just blurry, I find it fatiguing not being able to focus on it. They moved away from subpixel rendering when they introduced "more space" resolutions, as it just applies a larger resolution downsampling on a smaller one, otherwise the text would have weird colored borders
(DIR) Post #Aln3ZE09VvFrDpnAP2 by domodak
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I guess people can have different taste, but to me it just seems Apple wanted people not to use third party monitors. To me already on retina display text looks hazy, but try to connect a mac to a normal 24" full HD and text just looks terrible. The perfect thing would be keeping subpixel rendering as an option, like it was the case a couple of macOS versions ago
(DIR) Post #Aln3iuspRvV4p9zIvY by domodak
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It's funny how Nokia of all companies was the first to use squircles throughout the entire UI design. Poor Meego.
(DIR) Post #Aln3tASaOGPO1wbKK0 by domodak
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15:45 Thank you steve for creating a closed and overpriced operating system and then optimizing the software only for that closed ecosystem. We're really happy.
(DIR) Post #Aln4FS6jSS5V8N0O80 by domodak
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Regarding the sharp rectangular corners of programs:I actually don't associate that with "hostile emotions", I feel like those programs mean business, they were created to get work done and _fast_. A non-rounded UX style often goes hand in hand with a compact layout with less pagination and more information dense interfaces, which I'm a sucker for. I really want the tools I use daily to be efficient and powerful, not some rounded, rubbery toys, where a single setting change would take me 7 clicks and 30s on fancy transition animations.But then, I'm a power user after all, we tend to get forgotten more and more in UX design decisions as time goes on, I feel.
(DIR) Post #Aln7ydP4bgB13qov8S by domodak
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RE: Shuffle (and the death of good UX design)What annoys me about modern UX design, is that I don't get any options, with anything anymore; maybe I want true random shuffling, or maybe I want 'smart' shuffling, or maybe I want one of the other dozen shuffle algorithms that suits my listening habits. Instead, someone in a high office tower, living a life that is nothing like mine, decides what's best for everyone.The result:A windows task bar with no options, which has completely destroyed my cross-application productivity, because someone who only uses one instance of a program at once, and for whom 'grouping' suits themselves, decided that everyone uses a PC just like them, and thus we'd all benefit from having our choices taken away. The same way Jobs decided we all wanted "smart" shuffle.
(DIR) Post #AlnBmsf8Rp12jBz4BU by domodak
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Und dennoch hat King Kong mehr Mimik im Gesicht als Vin Diesel
(DIR) Post #AlnBsETalv3DpX8XHk by domodak
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User A: "alta bro schau dir mal leo tamil an"User B: "@User A Sprachdurchfall, Gesundheit."
(DIR) Post #AlnBvdWO6xeyNJ4FRA by domodak
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Woah, Godzilla vs Vin Diesel wÀre Das Crossover was wir brauchen! :D
(DIR) Post #AlnC0NsBidmtI3WoEa by domodak
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Vin Diesel der Godzillas rĂŒcken hoch fĂ€hrt
(DIR) Post #AlnfVMxg3Tgw6xDsjw by domodak
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..aba warum 100 Mio investieren, wenns nur im Background laufen soll?? đźDa kann man ja auch nen Porno laufen lassen.
(DIR) Post #Alnfej6F7DAXNTgucC by domodak
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"Chat GPT schreibe ein Skript fĂŒr einen Film zum Thema KI"
(DIR) Post #AlnfjMeY008jCywrQm by domodak
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Der Satz "Wenn Jennifer LĂłpez den Kopf rumdreht sieht sie aus wie Stallone in Rambo 3" hat mich gerade Gebrochen hab meinen Kaffee bald ĂŒber den Laptop geprustetđ
(DIR) Post #AlnfqMxLGp36Ax4zyq by domodak
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Ziemlich weit aus dem Fenster gelehnt zu behaupten, Jennifer Lopez wÀre Schauspielerin
(DIR) Post #AlpdoZYnct2f5yXFtQ by domodak
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Nobody asked for anything in Windows 11. It's slower, even more bloated than 10, has ADS IN THE OS, changed the look of things just to change the look of things and to take up more space while showing less data, and has absolutely useless AI integration. Why would anyone willingly "upgrade" to that?
(DIR) Post #Alpe6qnAIWk3kcyE5I by domodak
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3 years later we still can't drag-and-drop move the taskbar to secondary monitors like we could for the past 2 decades before that.
(DIR) Post #AlyJMWStI8E0j6l56m by domodak
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Wenn der Baum 300 Rubine kostet, deine Tasche aber nur 99 Rubine beinhalten kann
(DIR) Post #AlyJYxqdJAKb80nQem by domodak
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Cool, ein Cthulhu Baum aus Zelda - Breath of the Eldrich.
(DIR) Post #AlyR5obtNG9ViHVrkm by domodak
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"Das kann man sich nicht schön saufen, das macht keine Leber mit." Ich brech vom Stuhl đ€Ł
(DIR) Post #AlyRiH67uErt4PzfrU by domodak
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WÀre richtig nett von Lego gewesen,wenn sie hinten in die Anleitung die Nummer einer Telefonseelsorge packen könnten. Dann könnte man mit seinem Kauf einen besseren Frieden finden!
(DIR) Post #AlyXYbc5NI9FWjiOSe by domodak
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"Did you finish your homework?""I ate the dog."
(DIR) Post #AlyXaMVoUWtfGqcQJk by domodak
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âSir we are surroundedââ Good we donât have to aim â
(DIR) Post #Am2cIDcM6CAcsLgc6q by domodak
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Imagine you move to Germany as an American speak maybe few words German and ending up in a small bavarian town where they speak in a dialect which even most germans can't understand đ
(DIR) Post #Am2cNLYnzmHSxQTGj2 by domodak
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"Affordable" and "Munich", in the same sentence? ... Great comedy there, bro, comedy gold xD
(DIR) Post #Am2cYBfR7MsLSak3MG by domodak
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Munich is, when a garage earn more money than yourself...
(DIR) Post #Am2cbvxXShCptuzmme by domodak
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"Today we search an affordable House." And Ryan starts in Munich, Germanys most expensive City. Hahaha. :D
(DIR) Post #Am4MDFc22qxOfE42O8 by domodak
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16:16 Manche behaupten ja wer zuviele Schnecken im Garten hat, hat nur einen Mangel an Laufenten đ
(DIR) Post #Am4XFDPAK3ZHtOBXlI by domodak
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"I hate it when I get segually harassed by a giant tongue and start singing gangstas paradise."
(DIR) Post #Am4XIyv87Ka67zvrQu by domodak
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"that moment when "someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable" so you start rapping on a Stevie Wonder backing track"
(DIR) Post #Am4XLw7Wz4EiJS8qfY by domodak
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The opening feels like those openings of rap producers that's got all of the random shit if you don't have the visuals
(DIR) Post #Am5xfOg5p9lmLnCwts by domodak
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About Corey Taylor:"The comments are always so fucking toxic and hateful until the singer is found dead in their hotel room and then everybody acts all sad, yâall should be ashamed"(If I had a Youtube account, my reply to this would have been: "Linkin Park Fandom: "Ah shit, here we go again."")
(DIR) Post #Am6F4xeGdjj7Go86BU by domodak
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'grudge to the grave' sounds like a death metal track
(DIR) Post #Am6FNxwPmABpgDgE1A by domodak
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They should have just replaced Johnny with a fifteen year old kid that knows three chordsâŠ
(DIR) Post #Am6FU51qKyj9Oo8Pb6 by domodak
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Dime's girlfriend called Phil the next day and told him "I wish it was you".
(DIR) Post #Am6FVhHZb2jCKYGO00 by domodak
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Dime is still alive I seen him at burger King last Tuesday
(DIR) Post #Am6FcARi526UW75dyK by domodak
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User A: "One thing is clear; hard-partying rockers rarely age-well."User B: "How is Keith Richards alive? Cheers"
(DIR) Post #Am6FkbKM1HyeCkfecK by domodak
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Mars is the only one in Motley who actually knew how to play his instrument
(DIR) Post #Am6FuwQuP75iYhfRKK by domodak
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Vince Neil went from looking like a male Heather Locklear to a male Sally Struthers.
(DIR) Post #Am6Fyku9CyhrxjA7fM by domodak
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Skid Row thought they were too big to open for Kiss? I can't think of a single Skid Row song off the top of my head.... LOL
(DIR) Post #Am6JZxJoJfX32Zb0rY by domodak
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Now make a biopic where Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe play each other
(DIR) Post #Am8dHFq5cTVONWySBc by domodak
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this is simultaneously emo and adorable
(DIR) Post #Am8gapjkfzsz4u2Mtc by domodak
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User A: "Doom got Isabella and I get this?"User B: "Yeah, while you had your Neco Arc, I had my Isabella.""and believe me, after hearing that jibberish speak for weeks, you had a far better deal."User C: "AT LEAST IT'S GIBBERISH WITH SUBTITLES!!I KNOW SHE'S SPEAKING IN ENGLISH BUT I WOULD HAVE RATHER SOAP TALK WITH ME IN SCOTTISH THAN THIS."
(DIR) Post #Am8gkIzfGoOqQEzrhA by domodak
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Wonder What masterchief got as Furry Friendo
(DIR) Post #Am8hqNIMI2nrSGCNiS by domodak
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Calling Hello Kitty a "proto-catgirl" is both unsettling and enlightening
(DIR) Post #Am8hrqt1ktCnWL3S0O by domodak
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"Why are cat-girls so popular?""It may of had something to do with WWII."That went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast.
(DIR) Post #Am8jono0x9yD0NNpoW by domodak
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User A: "She sounds like she just got her wisdom teeth removed"User B: "Don't be mean"
(DIR) Post #Am8ka5olnmiYTmHq3U by domodak
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User A: "Corey: "Ok guys, who brought this cat here? And why is she so good at singing? I am not mad I am just asking"User B: "I can see Corey asking this in real life"
(DIR) Post #Am8opaiFcLf8STsoXQ by domodak
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POV: Fluttershy is finally done with Angel Bunny's bullshit!
(DIR) Post #Am8otxCjw4TpNEDyXw by domodak
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Can we agree that "American Idiot" almost sounds like the Johnny Test OP theme.
(DIR) Post #Am8ox1ElOmzekWdH4y by domodak
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my headcanon is that fluttershy likes to rock out
(DIR) Post #Am8pB9ewsiRWvPcYVs by domodak
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Good to here Fluttershy is an ACAB pony
(DIR) Post #Am8pJdrYTD4CupZ3Bo by domodak
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User A: "I like how everyone suddenly decided to make Fluttershy sing punk songs"User B: "Of all the ponies, she does have the best hair for headbanging.If I had to head-canon this, I'd say she was introduced to it by Angel Bunny. First she tolerated it. Then she learned to like it. Now she listens to it by herself while Angel Bunny listens to third wave ska."
(DIR) Post #Am8r6I9q3dmfk4sW5w by domodak
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"I'll be honest, about 50% of the screams sounds like a rooster being strangled to death."
(DIR) Post #Am8rKfbHhA9eVDZW4m by domodak
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Get in your robot wife, Plankton
(DIR) Post #Am8rPx528JFUAB0OLQ by domodak
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User A: "Plankton gives up on the formula and starts binging anime, becoming completely lost in his new obsession."User B: "No lie, that sounds like it could be the plot of an actual SpongeBob episode. Like, Mr. Krabs gets worried and paranoid cuz plankton hasnât come after his formula in such a long time, so he sneaks over to the chumb bucket to see what heâs plotting only to see Karen packing her shit and leaving. He goes in and sees Plankton is a fuckin mess and obsessed with anime, so much so that he doesnât wanna bother with trying to get the secret formula anymore. At first Krabs is happy, but then he just gets so creeped out/pities plankton so much that he tries to actively get him back to normal and chasing after the formula since itâs preferable to him being a weeb lol"
(DIR) Post #AmLNfV8XK3y6Yrca4O by domodak
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User A: "erklĂ€t mal einem das du unbedingt einen Koffer willst, der auf einer Leiter ist, mit dem du dann rumlĂ€ufst fĂŒr ne zeit und mit diesem Koffer Weltmeister werden kannst,bzw stellt euch sowas mal beim Boxen vor, dass jemand nach dem eigendlichen Kampf kommt und gegen den Champion um den Titel Boxen darf wegen eines Koffers"User B: "Es geht ja eher um den Vertrag im Koffer als den Koffer an sich"Mal im Ernst...wenn man den Teil mit "Ich brauche einen Koffer, der auf einer Leiter steht, damit ich Weltmeister werde." in der Innenstadt einer Polizeistreife oder Passanten erklĂ€rt (ohne zu erwĂ€hnen, dass es um Wrestling geht), wĂ€ren die Reaktionen vermutlich entweder "Wer sollte warum einen Koffer auf eine Leiter stellen und wie macht einen das zum Weltmeister? Und Weltmeister von WAS ĂŒberhaupt?" Oder "Ist das hier versteckte Kamera oder hat die Klapse heute Tag der Offenen TĂŒr?"
(DIR) Post #AmLOEOCv4rgvCpJ7hY by domodak
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Ich find es auch interessant dass oft ein halber Ikea unter dem Ring liegt
(DIR) Post #AmLOiHHbO3SOPwkWlE by domodak
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Muss sofort an einen Satz von nen Kumpel denken und zwar warum kĂ€mpfen die um einen GĂŒrtel wenn beide nicht Mal eine richtige Hose tragen
(DIR) Post #AmN3JHgd2WMJhzcGiO by domodak
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Ich hab frĂŒher in den 90ern Wrestling echt gerne gesehen(WCW). Aber mittlerweile kann man sich Wrestling nicht mehr anschauen, es wirkt alles so kĂŒnstlich und billig gestellt. Die Sendungen fĂŒhlen sich an wie GZSZ nur kĂ€mpfen zwischen drin.
(DIR) Post #AmVCQOhRoh0EL494bY by domodak
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User A: "Ein bisschen zu wenig Umweltpolitik fĂŒr meinen Geschmack. Ich finde in Spiderman 3 sollten wir einfach nur noch Verkehrswege blockieren und ausschlieĂlich gegen Schurken aus der Mitte der Gesellschaft kĂ€mpfen, die versuchen den Spinner von der StraĂe zu rĂ€umen, um zur Arbeit zu fahren.User B: "Im kompletten Gameplay von Hand Kartoffeln ernten. Am besten Spider-Man mit Landwirtschafts-Simulator fusionieren đ"
(DIR) Post #AmXLYXlFIa5wf6nihk by domodak
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Man könnte fast meinen, dass es nur 1 einzigen Publisher weltweit gibt, da fast ALLE Stories gefĂŒhlt gleich ablaufen, egal welches GenreSo von wegen (verlorenem Familienmitglied u.Ă.) Familiendrama blablablaUnd joa, auf jeden Fall merkt man, dass das ein Spiel ĂŒber Magie ist: Die Entwickler hoffen anscheinend auf magische Hilfe, dass die Story irgendeinen zusammenhĂ€ngenden Sinn ergibt
(DIR) Post #AmcnRPyBdYVIyg2ng0 by domodak
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âIâm Homelander-chan! And I can kill whoever the f. I want! UwUâ
(DIR) Post #AmcnbrH0yf06YQpTLk by domodak
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What if she chased after her laser eyes like a cat chases after a laser pointer?
(DIR) Post #AmcnmBtn9CINQ1tTe4 by domodak
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User A: "Never have I've been so frightened by a cat girl that can shoot lasers from her eyes."User B: "She's not a cat girl. The head & face are from a figma for Uma Musume Pretty Derby, so those are horse ears. đŽ"
(DIR) Post #AmcnvfCXZT4suABErg by domodak
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I recently said as a joke that if Ocarina of time was an Anime that the owl would at some point be revealed to be a hot anime girl and then I realized that thatâs just Aloutte.
(DIR) Post #Amco4pIXOvN2pFM34S by domodak
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Homelandaer is scared of homelander chan
(DIR) Post #AnIvMxFpPz3z23zmtc by domodak
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User A: "Mac & Cheese: low-quality pasta, plasticy cheese with a whole list of artificial yellow colouring agentsKĂ€sespĂ€tzle: thick homemade doughy noodles, naturally matured hard cheese, homemade caramelized onionsthey are not the same"User B: "KĂ€sespĂ€tzle : 5âïž Gourmet mealMac & Cheese : Fastfood Burger (out of a dumpster)"
(DIR) Post #AnIvrhGmtkLIQz6T0i by domodak
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User A: "Results of most tornados in Germany usually:- a few houses and cars damaged - a few trees knocked over - a few people injuredIn USA:- hundreds of houses completely destroyed - many dead/injured - infrastructure at its limits - total devastation"User B: "Discussed that with my hubby recently, most German houses whould not be completely ruined if a tree fell on it."User C: "Sturmflut 1962 enters the chat."User D: " @User C The commenter said MOST"
(DIR) Post #AnIvxlAPK0eSG50gGe by domodak
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I love how every single comment is about KÀsespÀtzle, good job Ryan lol
(DIR) Post #AnTbv1xGaRZP71qNcW by domodak
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User A: "I'd prefer Terry Crew's High Guardian Old Spice to be completed instead, tbh."User B: "We need to Indie Go Go that shit!"User C: "terry cruws as the head of the school."User D: "OMG! THAT WOULD BE COOL! A bunch of buff guys pretend to be magical girls..... it'll be like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure with miniskirts!"User E: "so like a live action version of Magical Girl Ore?"
(DIR) Post #AnTd5nwD8rg2mM3FOi by domodak
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In today's age the trick to mastering your Google Fu is to stop googling.Based take.
(DIR) Post #AnTogOtWJZ8bJoRhD6 by domodak
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I would like to include Sailor Doom, which is just Sailor Moon, with Doomguy from Doom wearing a kawaii ugu sailor fuku and Daisy being Luna â€
(DIR) Post #AnTotYNqLUeUVrtv7o by domodak
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Jewjutsu Kaisen, where the story and characters are the same but deeply and thoughtfully rooted in Hebrew culture
(DIR) Post #AnTpMk4bxijrAMp7RI by domodak
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21:21 Crazy enough, I would prefer this Death Note rip-off/parody than another one called D*ck NoteDick Note? You mean Onani Master Kurosawa?
(DIR) Post #Ane1jabMUC1FTtP0Rk by domodak
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Ich stell mir gerade vor wie irgendein Typ einen Berg schwĂ€ngert đ
(DIR) Post #Ao4r1wDyyhunWnvpRY by domodak
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User A: Doomslayer pulls trigger: panicHe has no ammo: kalmHe has no ammo: panikUser B: " @User A: haha chainsaw go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
(DIR) Post #Ao4rDUl2vNnVoguLNw by domodak
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User A: Plot twist: this isnât mick Gordonâs music. He just opened an actual portal to hell and threw a microphone in thereUser B: "Nah, he is a scientist, I figured out a way to transfer testosterone into music
(DIR) Post #Ao4rIYsL2iCi2EjbLU by domodak
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"Bfg division makes everything more intense"-me furiously stirring mac & cheese
(DIR) Post #Ao4rMOarDFdVIwO08m by domodak
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When your roasting the mute kid and he says âshut up.â
(DIR) Post #Ao4rPkF5BBoBJdnY4u by domodak
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âYou canât just turn violence into a music genre.â Mick Gordon: âhold my BFG.â
(DIR) Post #Ao4rUJ73TQXachDdM8 by domodak
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Fun fact: The DoomSlayer canât have PTSD if he is the traumatic incident
(DIR) Post #Ao4rbGXBSWXAeXl5Q8 by domodak
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If you feel useless, just think about that this game has an option to turn off music.
(DIR) Post #Ao4rhQ9IcmPGD5WPE8 by domodak
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Me: Iâm being bullied Mom: talk with them Dad: trash talk Grandpa: *slowly getting out of wheelchair
(DIR) Post #Ao4rlyvxEmsxFeSFDU by domodak
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Animal rights protesters: It's wrong to kill demons, they're sentient and have emotions and can feel pain too!Doom Slayer: Good.
(DIR) Post #AoQlMuSOQ6qhscPJ8i by domodak
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User A: "our current phones are too thick" said no one everUser B: "When phone user said "they" where too "thick", apple assumed users were referring to their phones"
(DIR) Post #AoQlYMiZgdf8iPRFw0 by domodak
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People who buy the latest iphones are the same people who've convinced themselves that they need starbucks every morning.
(DIR) Post #AoY5VljpZ12mdRmjCK by domodak
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Als jemand der mit K.I.T.T. und dem A- Team drin zu den Flintstones gefahren ist um die Dinos zu besuchen und danach noch bisschen Handball mit Mila Superstar spielt nachdem er mit Scooby doo gassi zurĂŒck ist muss ich sagen...Was ist das fĂŒr ein Haus Bzw einfacher HĂ€h was ist das
(DIR) Post #ApDaeBQN0iDGfyX1SS by domodak
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"Stop Saying We Sound Like Dragonforce" is a beautiful name for a song. XD
(DIR) Post #ApO6FXqpdBwN6cnsYK by domodak
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I'm imagining a victorian era only fans where people pay for ankle pics đ
(DIR) Post #Apc1eLQdAxE4G9zdui by domodak
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User A: "POV: You're resident of small Gaul village in Armorica (modern day Bretagne) resisting the constant attempts by Roman legions to subdue you, thanks to the magic potion of your local Druid that gives a herculean strength to anyone who drinks it."User B: "wasn't this a main plot point of a comic book series from like 30-40 years ago?
(DIR) Post #AqFqLSUfMAKpUr4NQe by domodak
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Mecklenburg-Voldemort. The state that shall not be named.
(DIR) Post #AqfgPlPj0Q9nu58ACW by domodak
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Elon Musk is easily my least favourite african american, for sure.
(DIR) Post #AqflWvJF72ycOLKe92 by domodak
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American news are such a comedy show: on 27th they show how important it is to remember the holocaust and that such an event never has to happen again and LITTERLY the next clip shows how Israelis invade Palestine and kick the people out from their land while the whole world is watching. And they did it on the holocaust remebrence day, this is so surreal
(DIR) Post #AqtIbeYce7rfQVrrcm by domodak
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Till Schweigers beste Leistung war in Manta Manta, in den Szenen in denen Berti Betrunken ist. Da kam er sehr authentisch rĂŒber.( :tanya_lul: )
(DIR) Post #AqtIokdJMu5k2CJ4fQ by domodak
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Til Schweiger ist der Mario Barth des deutschen Films. Er ist erfolgreich, aber die meisten können einfach nicht verstehn, warum zum Fick das passieren konnte.
(DIR) Post #AqtIx8WuP9weSvJIsi by domodak
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Mein Lieblingsprojekt von Til Schweiger ist wirklich, wenn er die Klappe hĂ€lt und unsichtbar daheim chillt. đ
(DIR) Post #AqtIz6G7on0g0COceu by domodak
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Ich muss sagen fĂŒr mich sind Til Schweiger und Mattias Schweighöfer die gleiche Person
(DIR) Post #AqtJ4Pwi3BYkVXqmDA by domodak
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Ich musste mir mal ZweiohrkĂŒken und KokowĂ€h anschauen und man muss ganz klar konstantieren: die Filme sind anti-intellektuell und im Kern Ă€uĂerst reaktionĂ€r. Ich meine auch nicht, das die Filme dumm sind - das sind sie auch - sondern das Schweiger aktiv eine Haltung gegen alles Intellektuelle bezieht. Das macht die Filme fĂŒr mich zu so einem MĂŒll: den Publikum wird vermittelt "es ist ok stumpf zu sein, bitte niemals ĂŒber irgendwas tiefsinniges nachdenken"
(DIR) Post #AqtJC3m8Mck640Y1XE by domodak
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Ich hab schon so manche Filme geschaut wo Til Schweiger mitspielt und von den hier aufgefĂŒhrten 5 Filmen hab ich zumindest 4 mindestens 1x laufen gehabt.Ich sage bewusst "laufen gehabt", denn ich glaube wirklich aufmerksam geguckt hab ich keinen von ihnen.Dadurch das sich die Filme in Besetzung und Art so Ă€hnlich sind, gibt es eh nur sehr wenige Szenen die hĂ€ngen geblieben sind. Mein Highlight bleibt Nora Tschirner, gröĂte Schwachstelle: Talentlosigkeit der Familie Schweiger.Irgendwann gab es mal im Fernsehen (vermutlich waren irgendwelche Feiertage) mehrere Filme am StĂŒck zu sehen und ich bin zwischendurch eingenickt und hab gar nicht gemerkt gehabt das ich im nĂ€chsten Film gelandet bin.Das sagt im Prinzip schon alles.Gibt Reihen wo mir das auch schon passiert ist (Twlight zB, wo ich 2 und 3 immer durcheinander wĂŒrfel), aber in der Regel merke ich schnell in welchem Film einer Reihe ich bin.Positiv: Man kann sie dudeln lassen. Sie sind nicht schlimm, sie sind nur auch nicht gut. Und zumindest ich mag es durchaus wenn bei den Credits noch irgendwas passiert. Es gibt kaum etwas das ich so ermĂŒdend finde wie stumpf Text aufm Bildschirm davon fliegen zu sehen und das minutenlang. Da geh ich dann auf Klo oder mach mir was Anderes an oder so. Bei Pixar finde ich es daher toll, dass da oft noch etwas zwischen den Credits passiert mit animierten Figuren und das bei den Til Schweiger Filmen quasi das Happy End bei den Credits weiterlĂ€uft oder da erst passiert ist fĂŒr mich OK.
(DIR) Post #Aquj6wvtAYUbMNIJ9c by domodak
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thats a litteral "Body of Christ" I answer: STRONK!! AMEN!!
(DIR) Post #Aquj8q1bp5aUVzs1oW by domodak
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1:43 my goal in life is to find myself a muscle mommy
(DIR) Post #Ar8nSOX6rnfB4Vclyy by domodak
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User A: "SSW stands for South Schleswig voter's association. But, in German, SSW is also the abbreviation for SchwangerSchaftsWoche (week of pregnancy). This must be an automated translation."User B: "I van confirm that because when i googled "Schwangerschaftswoche party" only Stuff of the party ssw ploped up"=====Episode 3,284 of "Why Google Translate sucks".
(DIR) Post #Ar8ni9h9nlDTgaq5mi by domodak
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Even if a someone walked into a german deaf persons home and asked "WHOS THE BIGGEST COMMUNIST?", the deaf person would answer "WASS"
(DIR) Post #Ar8tH8XSanQg0Pnrhw by domodak
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Comrade Ryan:"Pirates and Marxist-Leninist Parties of Germany ?But ... but ... but ... I am american!I am supposed to hate communism and socialism đąI need to fix this and get off that FBI watchlist!"đđđđ
(DIR) Post #Ar91RxsXMkHllMKtfM by domodak
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Pirate Ryan: "The state should not have permission to scan my face!!! Privacy!!! DATA PROTECTION!!!"Also Pirate Ryan: Leaks his underage son's name and face without his son's consent... in front of tens of thousands of people.
(DIR) Post #Ar91UNFjzoNb2TL21I by domodak
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For a brief moment, Comrade Ryan became Cardinal Ryan XD
(DIR) Post #Ar91ZjozVvqSTwNs3c by domodak
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"I'm not a communist, I just agree with them economically!" đđ
(DIR) Post #Ar9NCAXohlpfP4W8vo by domodak
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8:07"Dazwischen muss man gestandenen Schauspielern wie Russell Crowe dabei zugucken, wie sie Russisches Roulette mit ihrer Karriere spielen."Alter, wie gut war der denn bitte? Vielen Dank, Herr Hain, ich habe lang nicht mehr so gelacht :D
(DIR) Post #ArB0ECVgSUmfRuRIsS by domodak
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"Hmmm yes it looks like you got a case of the flu, I prescribe you with suckling on some titties"
(DIR) Post #ArB0QwyNXL8p1fwNHc by domodak
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"I see no other god up here but me." -- First human without lactose intolerance
(DIR) Post #ArO1LsRlYwloYAJIOW by domodak
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Huhrensohn is the best German word by a landslide
(DIR) Post #ArO1PuRk4PIRuUDo48 by domodak
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Honestly, as a german i've never heard of "i wear a hat because im off tomorrow".
(DIR) Post #ArYZmB6QACM1xeddPk by domodak
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Haha--Pretty sure Iron Maiden doesn't have a song saying, "I woke up today, had some coffee, hung out with friends, got lit.." Naw. They def pick historic matter to play to and with. "Powerslave" is a very interesting rip on life, death, royalty, power... AND it's a banger. Up the Irons!
(DIR) Post #ArYZowbAXtYTqXL6a8 by domodak
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Iron Maiden "How would you like your stories?" Me "Metal please!"
(DIR) Post #ArYZxLhv4jWY2LVLw8 by domodak
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1:00 Brad seems to struggle with the idea that an artist would sing from another person's perspective. Actually I think it may be a carryover from rap/hip-hop, where the artist always assumes their own perspective. I've noticed that rap fans generally struggle to grasp bands like Tool (who frequently assume the perspective of someone else, even someone they hate). Rap has always been about self-representation first and foremost.
(DIR) Post #ArYa27gkcmT20REbD6 by domodak
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@Gavin Kisebach Well you said it. That has been on my thought like forever , ever since I saw first hip hop fan reacting to metal song. Also another note, them pausing the song also giving me hip hop vibes, because of the habbit ( assume) hip hop fans leaning more on lyrics then on music. The is the most direct difference between two genres ...Metal focusing on music while hip hop on lyrics. My thesis is that because of it (listening song without pausing), good portion of experience of listening to metal song is lost to the listener.
(DIR) Post #ArbtCwOFUPI7NwgxzU by domodak
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Als der Satz "das Tor zur Hölle" fiel startete bei mir die Werbung mit Ralf Schuhmacher, der ans Autofenster klopft, das nenne ich mal perfektes Horror Timing! XD
(DIR) Post #ArpEwrZ53UGX3MA6Sm by domodak
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"Presidential elections in America is like choosing between genital herpes and gonorrhea... thank you very much for watching, see you tomorrow" - that signing off had me rollingđ
(DIR) Post #AsYKgJF8EncToLW9tw by domodak
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User A: "HILTI produces heavy duty tools for contractors and tradesmen. The company has a great reputation among professionals for selling no nonsense, high quality, durable and reasonably priced tools.User B: "everything is true besides reasonably priced...they are really expensive xDUser C: "reasonable for the quality and ability you are getting. If you tried to bohr a Loch with a Bosch Bohrhammer in a Betondecke for half an hour and not doing a thing and then your Dad comes along with Hildi and it just flutsches in the Decke"(User C must be GĂŒnther Oettinger.)
(DIR) Post #AsnFvFHbesWvTONQDA by domodak
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3:40 Baba Saad sieht aus als hÀtte jemand versucht Fler auf Basis seiner Erinnerungen zu malen
(DIR) Post #AsnIC1CPTUOkcl4VrU by domodak
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"Das ist blaues Licht" "Was macht es?" "Es leuchtet blau!" Ist fast schon Satire aufs den Gangster-Rap an sich.
(DIR) Post #AsnIXDhiB2BzULp452 by domodak
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User A: Bushido öfter bei BossXplosive als ich in der UniđđđUser B: 100% Anwesenheit ist aber ohnehin unfassbar. Es gibt Menschen, die haben eine geringere Anwesenheitsquote auf diesem Planeten als Bushido bei BossXplosive.
(DIR) Post #AsnKLcN6pxZQQYmW0W by domodak
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User A: "2:22 Actually war das so in der Originalgeschichte. KC Rebell ist eben sehr kulturell bewandert und orientiert sich am original Werk."User B: Was????User C. @User B: In der Originalgeachichte vergenussferkelt der Prinz die Prinzessin und ist dann weg. Sie wird schwanger und gebĂ€rt ein Kind dessen weinen weckt sie aus ihrem Schlaf.@User D: Ja und sie wacht von der geburt auf, nicht weil er sie kĂŒsstâ.. die Grimm original stories waren schon wild
(DIR) Post #AsnKPam6iRjedKMx7o by domodak
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2:11 Ich spreche im Namen aller Kurden, wenn ich schreibe, dass wir KC Rebell nicht claimen. Wir geben den tĂŒrkischen Prinz an die TĂŒrken weiter đđŒ
(DIR) Post #AsnKSmdR4oRmHlpp68 by domodak
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Gut, dass die meisten deutschen Rapper bei der Geburt den Kopf um die Nabelschnur hatten. Sonst könnten wir diese wunderbaren Compilations nicht genieĂen. đ«¶
(DIR) Post #AsnSztKa0AWMF4JTgO by domodak
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Wenn ich solche Weiber sehe oder sie sprechen mich an aus welchen grĂŒnden auch immer kommen mir die weisen Worte meines Prinzen vom Planeten Vegeta in den Sinn"Verpiss dich, und sprich mich nie wieder an, verstanden"!
(DIR) Post #AsnT3WAm2rMtZoSK8W by domodak
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Mittlerweile hab ich die gleiche Reaktion wenn mir eine sagt sie mache OF wie wenn sie sagt sie ist auf dem Strassenstrich. Andere Berufsbezeichnung aber die gleiche Branche
(DIR) Post #AsnT75SpI27ftnbMSO by domodak
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gibt es schon BHÂŽs fĂŒr MĂŒckenstiche ?
(DIR) Post #AsnTJbI0myYe4yVgKu by domodak
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Deswegen immer schön verhĂŒten dann entsteht sowas nicht.
(DIR) Post #AsotjGIAGuKMS5REsy by domodak
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You've heard of Elf on a shelf,Now get ready for...Heppo in Aleppo
(DIR) Post #Asp0uuNqFg8Besaujw by domodak
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User A: "2.20 hours and no ads you are the hero we neededUser B: "3 ads in the first hour, are you sure you dont have premium"(Gigachads don't give a fuck about premium. asuka_pathetic.jpg )
(DIR) Post #AspNLEtsn8IBoKXfF2 by domodak
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Haus hoch ĂŒberlegen âHochhaus ĂŒberlegen â
(DIR) Post #AspNOfRCaAuYz3lGbo by domodak
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Das mit den Augenbrauen hat einen tieferen Sinn. Jede kerbe steht fĂŒr eine IdentitĂ€t.
(DIR) Post #AspNR49Hg870CdWYro by domodak
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Als Messlatte kann man ja auch einfach den Körperfettanteil im VerhÀltnis zur muskelmasse nehmen
(DIR) Post #AspNjNQClF2nBnAbJo by domodak
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Wer Anglizismen benutzt versucht sich damit intelligenter zu machen, als man in Wirklichkeit ist
(DIR) Post #AspOTdkaNpSj9WlNGS by domodak
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You took a regular pop song and made it sound like you are an obsessive stalker and the relationship has been over for awhile. Great job!
(DIR) Post #AspTcc4uTAGyLMMqXY by domodak
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My ex-wife was a trailer park orc.
(DIR) Post #AspTjF2eW5fyvNTLaC by domodak
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âTrailer Park Elvesâ is peak fantasy title. đ€
(DIR) Post #At3XG42TSwO0QoAdSC by domodak
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User A: Conservatives in the 2000's: "We need to censor sexual content! Think of the children!"Progressives today: "We need to censor sexual content! Think of the easily offended adults!"User B: "More like "we need to censor sexual content still! Because those kids are now adults and they can't comprehend sexual content!" lol(To quote Homer Simpson: "It's funny 'cause it's true.")
(DIR) Post #At3XJWGixqwKqyU2NM by domodak
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Yeah, progressives really aren't sure whether sexuality is empowering or degrading, anymore. The baseline seems to be that if men or boys approve of, or enjoy, it.. that means it's bad.
(DIR) Post #At3XYwPI47pYGNqNSC by domodak
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User A: They say "don't like it, don't play it and don't buy it", yet they won't even take their own advice because the games that do not cater to the "modern audience" make hundreds of millions. Modern audience games flop, studios shit down, and devs lose their jobs then blame us for not being with their bullshitUser B: Because it was really about having power to control what gets sold or not, all being what caters to or benefits only them.User C: Cause it's only about control and destruction. They openly admit it now while also preaching the same,,message" which contradicts their every action. But they don't possess self awareness or ability to think at all.
(DIR) Post #At3Xh9o28F3s8WKpBg by domodak
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Lol to be honest, the new GOLDEN RULE is that if these "types of people" are "freaking out" than that means your doing something RIGHT!So if these types of people are upset then your going to make some good money.In summary, the learned lesson should be:If "they" are upset, keep doing it.If they tell you to do something than do the opposite.If they tell you this game will/is a failure, then it will end up being a success. Money = goodGame journos and "others" = poor/bankrupty
(DIR) Post #At3Y03tYKhrHJ1vmVM by domodak
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Twitter: The women are too sexualized! This is unequal and unfair treatment!NetEase: Instructions very clear
(DIR) Post #AtFUn7cV6mZhvGF0oy by domodak
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User A: Militante Veganerin: Protestiert gegen FleischAuch Militante Veganerin: Verkauft Fleisch auf Only FriendsUser B: Da sieht man auch das sie doch Fleisch in den Mund nimmtUser C: @User B das lebt ja wahrscheinlich noch deswegen dĂŒrfen auch Veganerinnen auch schlucken đ
(DIR) Post #AtFkDYliI9N8xpcBRg by domodak
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" Morddrohung auf Kamera ich liebs " đđđđ
(DIR) Post #AtFkGNnXXJoboAoc5Y by domodak
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Wie cringe das Bellen war.
(DIR) Post #AtFkOUjLe6KtcpirtA by domodak
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Also ich bin ein Saiyajin mich geht das Erdling Gefasel nichts an
(DIR) Post #AtFkRNOdN17pkQPLxA by domodak
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Ich sehe da keine MĂ€nner ⊠ich sehe da nur wattestĂ€bchen rum laufen . Was fĂŒr honks
(DIR) Post #AtG0crAeblbKXmMguO by domodak
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4:50 when your parents want you to play music in your family gathering on Christmas and you love black metal
(DIR) Post #AtKHwqb2vdqoPJfS1A by domodak
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Elden RIng ist also Dark Souls mit n bisschen Bloodborne und Herr der Ringe. Schön.
(DIR) Post #AtMLdNjMob8HVpS94q by domodak
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"The lights are on but nobody's home, and I'm not even sure the lights are on" This has earned a permanent spot in my lexicon
(DIR) Post #AtMU4qM9IFklkFCNGq by domodak
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User A: i work with a girl who LIVES on tiktok, and was bitching about how sheâs applying for a new job and for the interview they expect her to read âfar too muchâ and âitâs not worth it, iâll never remember all thatâ. she showed me what she had to read, it was 6 sentences. the attention span, or lack thereof, of people nowadays, is incredibly grim. so depressing.User B: half the time i leave my comments i get "too long didn't read" even if it's 3 sentences đi'm not surprisedđUser C: @User B I get that all the time, and they actually think thereâs something wrong with us and not them. Twitter and the invention of the emoji are also to blame though. Humanity created simple pictographic languages with vague contexts, then to clarify their meanings they evolved more complex pictographic languages with thousands of characters which requires extensive memorization, then the Canaanites invented the first alphabet to better convey ideas in a way that wasnât so time intensive as remembering thousands of individual symbols, and now weâre reverting back to the most basic form of pictographic language again.
(DIR) Post #AtMUhrb0cNy2spktm4 by domodak
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The âtoo long didnât readâ without anything that remotely adds to anything folks are so strange. You donât need to inform people you suck at reading and donât have the time to comprehend. They did just fine without knowing you existed. It does tell most people you probably need to go back to school to learn how to group phrases when reading.(:thankyou: )
(DIR) Post #AtMV9mKBoI2kdwCPNg by domodak
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That bartender who had the 9yr old tell her she can't read...if I were her I would've given the parents the nastiest look. Those parents should be ashamed of themselves. It's neglect.
(DIR) Post #AtMVKIVP18Q5LWSZNY by domodak
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I'm at the tail end of GenX and I have an 8 year old. This is the parents' fault. Those kids didn't get themselves three tablets. Those kids didn't buy a fridge with a screen. There are ways to mitigate what your kids interact with and keep them from the endless brainrot. I'm just glad these are the kids my kids is going to be competing against for jobs, I guess.
(DIR) Post #AtMVW2Hl9I4UW1fxBY by domodak
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As a Millennial, Gen Z saying "back in my day" just makes my back hurt more
(DIR) Post #AtMVYrN8BHLlXMXDM0 by domodak
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According to the internet, Iâm old enough to have met Jesus himself.I am 22.
(DIR) Post #AtQsth3knDhnDFDL4C by domodak
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Flower sprites donât poop so their butts are just extra sex organs! Handy!
(DIR) Post #AtctaEqJuQL036jk0m by domodak
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6 Leute im Schlafzimmer, einer furzt und dann beginnt das Cluedo.
(DIR) Post #AtcthqId2pqGFIbV1k by domodak
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User A: Wenn mir jemand sagt "wir haben ein Plemumzimmer in unserer WG" dreh ich mich um und gehe. Und wenn die Alte mit ihrer Hundepfeifenstimme Nachts nicht die Fresse hĂ€lt wenn ich pennen will, dann wird da ganz schnell ein Platz in der WG frei.User B: Meinst du die alte wird auf einmal verschwinden ohne das jemand weiĂ wieso? oder du ziehst aus?User A: dazu möchte ich mich nicht Ă€uĂern đ
(DIR) Post #Atctr8wb5s3ug3jYIK by domodak
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User A: 32:47 aus Prinzip wĂŒrde ich mir den Wecker am frĂŒhesten stellen und dann am Morgen so einen richtigen Sucuk-Bierschiss in die SchĂŒssel prĂŒgeln. đđđUser B: So nen schönen Katerschiss. Ordentlich Wein reinschĂŒtten damits ordentlich SĂ€ure gibt. So richtig asozial ne halbe Stunde bei geschlossenen Fenstern ĂŒber dem Schiss hocken.User C: und Heizung auf 5đ
(DIR) Post #Atcu1K7kNkuUFMnrmK by domodak
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"ich fand die Vorstellung spannend mit anderen Leuten in einem Raum zu schlafen, noch zu kuscheln oder sich was vorzulesen"Schicken wir ihr die Anmeldeformulare fĂŒr die Bundeswehr.
(DIR) Post #Atcu56Hlm5xwUDIAt6 by domodak
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Zum Thema Containern, in Frankreich dĂŒrfen SupermĂ€rkte seit 2016 keine Lebensmittel wegwerfen. Seitdem spenden die deutlich mehr an die Tafeln.
(DIR) Post #AtcuHqrCRti8OrwcnA by domodak
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User A: wenn ich da wohnen wĂŒrde, wĂŒrde ich nie mehr von der arbeit zurĂŒck kommen. es ist unfassbar ich geh kaputt und das bei minute 6.User B: Verstehe gar nicht warum, eine 11er WG stell ich mir sehr angenehm vor! đUser C: Also so, als sagte man, man geht kurz Kippen holen und ist dann forever Lost in the City.... MiAUser D: Wie mein Vater đąUser E: @User A: Du wĂ€rst auch die einzige Person die da arbeitet.
(DIR) Post #AtcuOs4ML9hsBeRmCG by domodak
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Gleich zu Anfang, ich wĂŒrde mein Kind nie Don Pablo nennen, wenn mein Nachname Escobar wĂ€re, das könnte zu MiĂverstĂ€ndnissen fĂŒhren.Ansonsten, die WG funktioniert nur, weil alle Ă€hnliche LebensumstĂ€nde und AnsprĂŒche haben. Sobald einer davon in Schichten arbeitet, ist das Drama perfekt.
(DIR) Post #AtcuTK4aAJsaCGfqrY by domodak
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Lustiger Weise mimen sie irgendwie eine Familie vor der Industrialisierung, da haben bĂŒrgerliche Familien auch lange in einem Zimmer/ Bett geschlafen usw.
(DIR) Post #AtcuZyxR4OYmjhVTYu by domodak
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Ich kann mir nicht helfen, aber das MĂ€del erinnert mich an das Entchen aus Tom & Jerry, dass fröhlich ĂŒberdreht rumschnattert. đ Oder Dharma aus Dharma & Greg. đ
(DIR) Post #AtcummpPThvAsjrHHs by domodak
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Wie mein Cousin mit 12 damals gesagt hat: "Ich mag keinen Kommunismus. Da darf ja jeder meine ZahnbĂŒrste benutzen!"
(DIR) Post #AtcuthQ3zDYC8MIaq8 by domodak
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Ich wusste doch, dass das in Dresden ist. Dieser Hinterhof kam mir bekannt vor und die HĂ€userfassaden wirkten vertraut. Verdammten Hippies...
(DIR) Post #AtcuvRdFecGtkXIeOG by domodak
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Um Himmelswillen, die Trulla wirkt als ob sie seit ihrem Einzug nicht mehr richtig geschlafen hat
(DIR) Post #AtcuyWTy4rKnf3QQwC by domodak
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Warum redet sie wie ein Kleinkind? "Mein Name ist Lotta und ich bin sechs."
(DIR) Post #AtzIcD1iPA4nKLDnZQ by domodak
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I like that the combination of florist and fast food is so rare that the person who replied immediately knew which exact store they were talking about.
(DIR) Post #AtzIq7zluMIjmDwvr6 by domodak
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My Japanese host sister from a decade ago said that animals being allowed in trains was a big culture shock to her. But not as much as teachers who sat on their desks during class. For US Americans the bigger culture shock would probably be that we regularly left school duirng free periods to get a pizza or döner from a few streets over which we then ate in school. They even installed trash cans big enough to put the pizza boxes in.
(DIR) Post #AtzJFT1AspssDVgjeS by domodak
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User A:The bakery in the hardware store is easily explained. It caters to all the craftspeople who buy supplies before or during the work day. Plumbers, carpenters whatever. This way they don't have to visit a second place (and waste time they could bill) to grab breakfast or lunch.User B:Also, whatâs so weird about it? Costco and IKEA also serve snacks at the exit. Itâs just good business, as it means customers leave with a good feeling. Especially since they usually donât make profit on it, so it is always a good deal. (Real had by far the best version. Bread roll with a MASSIVE slice of spit-roast meat, for 2âŹ. As a poor person, it sustained me and my meat cravings more than a couple of times. Better times⊠:-/)User C:I sooo want to see a bakery opening in the entrance area of a large coffee shop - you know, the one where you get Mary Johanna and all the tools to chillax a bit while Bob Marley's singing about three little birds again. ;)Business would be booming.User D: @User B: I really like the Kassler und Krautsalat Brötchen at my nearest Kaufland. Quite different to the usual bakery stuff, but still with that extra that makes bakery rolls taste so much better than making it yourself.
(DIR) Post #AtzJhuvUiLTisib6hc by domodak
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User A:Also, gas stations nowadays are small supermarkets as well as fast food restaurants. Law enforces them to only sell goods "travelers need". But this obviously can be interpreted in a wide range of ways.User B:Yup, when "traveling" to my buddy one district over I obviously need a sixpack of beer, a carton of milk, two bananas, a pencil, an SD card, a pack of cheese, and the most important thing, sunglasses.( :blobfoxcrylaugh: )
(DIR) Post #AtzL6U1lxaTgeNoP7A by domodak
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Free soda refills make me laugh here in the UK. When I worked in a cafe about 15 years ago the soda concentrate was about 2p per litre and you can make literally dozens of drinks from it. The rest is carbonated water. In the US youâre given a container full of ice, which is just frozen water and the soda just fills in the gaps in the ice. So giving free refills costs them almost nothing. Here in the UK you donât usually get a glass of ice. So you actually get the soda youâre paying for first time round. When I refuse ice itâs taken as perfectly normal.
(DIR) Post #AtzLJ4bXnGYPZCXzA8 by domodak
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Free healthcare â nay!Free soda refills â yay!USA! USA! USA!
(DIR) Post #AtzQm6zmTzep9PY9FQ by domodak
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Wow, the ears! Absolutely mind-boggling. What a crazy revelation! Makes you look natural. Human.
(DIR) Post #AtzQrabPpeBoQIlUTQ by domodak
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If someone in the USA calls you sweetheart it is usually meant nicely, if this happens in Germany the other person doesn't take you seriously. (at least if the person calling you that is older than 40)
(DIR) Post #AtzR3sKljTdmtKpxJo by domodak
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User A: The cashier bags the groceries? How long are the queues if they have to do two jobs??User B: That is where german stores came up with a great solution: You put the stuff back in your cart, and can bag them yourselves. Just move out of the way so that the next customer can be dealt with. Many even have tables or deep windowsills to pack at.
(DIR) Post #AtzR7ivsd2k2tM1xCq by domodak
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If the cashier here in Germany would comment on my ... anything in whatever way, I'd suspect a prank, or something. The cashier is supposed to tell me how much to pay and if I want to collect annoying refund points, and then to wish me a good day. Anything beyond that is strange.
(DIR) Post #AtzRNwZJhKRNohD8hk by domodak
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User A: Levain is a French bakery chain in Boston and NYC. They have good sourdough bread and cookies too. It is expensive I guess but I don't know how much cookies made freshly by a baker are supposed to cost. It's not the same as walmart cookies for sure.User B: Itâs the French word for sourdough as wellUser A:@ Yes, which makes sense being a French bakery that specialises in sourdough breadâŠUser C-:@ sure, itâs just strangely generic to the point it made me chuckle. Itâs the equivalent of opening a burger chain in France and calling it âPattiesâ
(DIR) Post #AtzRm5CjF4rbY99jpg by domodak
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User A:Yum, that good ranch dressing.I'll quote the German Wikipedia article (translated, of course): "Since the 1970s, the Californian chemical company Clorox has been the manufacturer and marketer of ranch dressing," and that's all you need to know about the stuff.I find the taste less impressive than the list of ingredients. Presumably, you can also use this stuff to derust iron or as rocket fuel.User B: Everything with acid can be used to âderustâ iron.In reality, it only creates a black chelating complex that looks non-rusty. But it is still brittle, and will keep rusting if you donât actually overpaint it with something that keeps out the humidity and air. (With not a single tiny hole anywhere!!)User A: @User B You're right, of course.I have a '75 Passat B1 in my garage, and I have very unpleasant memories of about five years of rust removal experiments with countless miracle cures. When I was old enough and could afford it, I simply cut out everything rusty and replaced it. Since then, the car has been rust-free and probably better than new.User C:Yeah, more ingredients doesn't mean better.I recently grabbed a different brand of cappuccino, and it was weird.Usually I get the cheap one, which has like 6 ingredients (sugar, coffee, milk powder, salt), I saw the expensive one on discount. Thrice the ingredients and less impressive flavour.Oh and the cheap one is rainforest alliance certified, while the expensive one is not.Oh, and you can use sugar as rocket fuel. Or paper. Or wood. But sugar is better. It's even the typical fuel for amateur solid rocket motors.
(DIR) Post #Au43gQPwEl1jmwjyfg by domodak
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User A: Es wird immer ĂŒber die Spaltung der Gesellschaft geredet, aber Böhmermann hat es geschafft alle im Hass auf ihn zu vereinen. Das ist doch auch irgendwie etwas, das einem das Herz erwĂ€rmt.User B: Sozusagen der Batman des deutschen Mainstreams - er opfert seine Reputation fĂŒr das Gemeinwohl :)
(DIR) Post #AuBksekORNgNqI6ebw by domodak
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Es ist einfach Schrödingers Dick und Doof Wer wer ist, keine Ahnung, schmunzeln muss man trotzdem đ
( :tanya_lul: )
(DIR) Post #AuBu2UiZU30xDi1Jaa by domodak
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Staiy denkt die Sonne wĂ€re ein Planet đđđ
(DIR) Post #AuBu7ePUsJtYjDYbHk by domodak
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Staiy ist einfach extrem talentiert darin, so zu tun, als wĂ€re er intelligent. Aber wenn's drauf ankommt, richtig zu argumentieren, fĂ€ngt er plötzlich an zu stottern - seine gleichgesinnten Zuschauer werden es schon nicht merken, dass er eigentlich keine Ahnung hat. Das ist nicht nur in diesem Video ersichtlich gewesen, sondern auch bei seiner Reaktion auf Alicia Joe, ich glaube auf ihr Video ĂŒber Disney.Davon mal abgesehen bin ich ebenfalls keineswegs ein Fan von T-Tekk. Mag sein dass beide Seiten mit gewissen Punkten Recht haben, aber ich bin dann doch eher ein Freund der gesunden Mitte
(DIR) Post #AuBuCJGcubWCbOd65A by domodak
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Ăberheblichkeit schön und gut, ABER DANN MUSS AUCH WAS KOMMEN. Ich cringe mich hier ein
(DIR) Post #AuBuHDYXZaTmKzLhD6 by domodak
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User A: Stay ist Shurjoka in mĂ€nnlichUser B: Harte Beleidigung đUser A: fĂŒr wen der beiden?
(DIR) Post #AuBuLuLqP4EMDseAK0 by domodak
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KontaktschuldKarsten ballert mal wieder. Zwar ins eigene Knie, aber er hat geballert
(DIR) Post #AuDD7ul6BVinieSbKq by domodak
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Wo bleibt Teil 2? Ich muss meinen neuen Kleiderschrank aufbauen und brauche Hintergrund-Content!
(DIR) Post #AuFoYF3vP6Wsq5bRtQ by domodak
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Das passiert wenn man 'ne Pferdetussi zu viel Redbull gibt
(DIR) Post #AuFzhpiDbo7MboE4em by domodak
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Ich behandle alle Menschen gleichermaĂen herablassend. Das muss genĂŒgen.
(DIR) Post #AuFzmCsXQ0ObcI8drk by domodak
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Ich bin jetzt 44 Jahre mit meinem Mann zusammen und pflege ihn seit seinem Schlaganfall vor 6 Jahren. Solch ein Mist gab es frĂŒher nicht.Wir haben alle zusammen gelacht MĂ€nner haben Frauen geholfen und Sie konnten auch mal derbe Witze machen ,ohne daĂ man sich gleich angegriffen fĂŒhlt.Ich habe frĂŒher mit vielen MĂ€nnern zusammengearbeitet und nie schlechte Erfahrungen gemacht.Heute werden kĂŒnstlich Probleme erzeugt die keine sind.
(DIR) Post #AuFzra0AsHMomPGwV6 by domodak
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Ich bin mĂ€nnlich, heterosexuell, Anfang der 40er, halbwegs gut erhalten, keine Altlasten, keine FortpflanzungsplĂ€ne, beruflich ganz ok aufgestellt und hatte beim Umgang mit Geld auch ein kleines bisschen GlĂŒck.Wenn ich nun schaue, was mir der Singlemarkt im Gegenzug bietet, verzichte ich in dieser Lebensphase lieber auf dauerhafte Bindungen.
(DIR) Post #AuFzz2Xp9SnPKYZL5k by domodak
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"Ich lauf jetzt absichtlich in Menschen"... Reif fĂŒr die Anstalt wĂŒrde ich sagen
(DIR) Post #AuG08mCQmEZNX7CmbQ by domodak
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Wie gut, dass ich Single bin und mir eh generell die Menschheit voll am Arsch vorbei geht...^^
(DIR) Post #AuG0BIVHdsLIIlE2e8 by domodak
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"MĂ€dls untereinander freundlich..." Diese Aussage ist sowas von verrĂŒckt. Ich kenne bei MĂ€nnerfreundschaften solche falsche Schlangen nicht. Die waren und sind mit 1000x lieber, als Frauen. Da geht es ehrlicher und respektvoller zu. Von falschen Freundschaften mit Frauen, könnte ich, Frau Ă40, viele Lieder singen. đ
(DIR) Post #AuG0IvdSY6vlh5gkYi by domodak
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User A: Bin ich froh, dass ich aus diesem Alter schon raus bin. Meine Zeit waren die 80er und 90er...da wusste noch jeder, ob er Mann oder Frau war...User B: Bis 1997 war Vergewaltigung in der Ehe faktisch erlaubt.Merz war dagegen, dass es geÀndert wurde.User C: Ja machte damals ja jeder tÀglich
(DIR) Post #AuG0PGUVvAHy79Weg4 by domodak
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Witziges Erlebnis kurz vor der letzten Wahl.Ich laufe so an einem Samstag durch die Innenstadt einkaufen, da schieĂen so vor mir Gestalten mit Plakat hoch: "WeiĂt du schon welche Partei sich an meisten fĂŒr Gleichberechtigung einsetzt?", "Wir protestieren hier gleich fĂŒr Feminismus, darf ich dir dazu was erzĂ€hlen."WĂ€hrend hinter ihnen gerade der Marktplatz neu gemacht wird.Aber irgendwie hatte ich nicht den Eindruck, dass sie bei den Bauarbeitern die 20 Kilo Quader durch die Gegend schleppen die Frauenquote durchsetzen wollten.
(DIR) Post #AuG4uWbwRBuEu2A42a by domodak
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so ein unsinn, eine strong independet women befruchtet sich einfach selber. bÀm you go girl. xD
(DIR) Post #AuG572i8urx5vz1yRU by domodak
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Noch nie so schnell aufgehört mit einem BÀr im Wald zu chillen
(DIR) Post #AuG58b3OiRzmjhiIts by domodak
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âBis der Kellner mit der Rechnung kommt.âđ€Ł
(DIR) Post #AuG5WKMkPeW3vh51mq by domodak
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Das Internet ... die gröĂte offene Psychiatrie die es gibt.Take me Back to the 80's !!!!!
(DIR) Post #AuGEMga3raBNWEmie0 by domodak
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Ikkimel mit Eminem oder Snoopdog zu vergleichen ist aber schon hart đ
(DIR) Post #AuGEVdkXl3L3LSxQXI by domodak
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Alle in ne Hecksler schmeissen und zu DĂŒnger verarbeiten, dann waren sie wenigstens einmal zu was gut....
(DIR) Post #AuGEcWwhS9mKGovfGa by domodak
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Ikkimel zu hören ist wie zu glauben lauter zu reden wĂ€re ein Argument đ
(DIR) Post #AuGEgEuATEPnTZVtFg by domodak
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Also wenn da jetzt nur die Ausschnitte von Ikimel wĂ€re wĂŒrde ich sagen das ist wie ein fiebertraum aus dem ich verschwitzt aufwachen wĂŒrde mit Panikattacke hinterher...
(DIR) Post #AuGPmaF19e1GsmUeIq by domodak
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User A: Wie es Krampf normalisiert wird,sich fĂŒr weniger als einen Döner zu verkaufen đUser B: Döner ist aber auch teurer geworden!User C: Der Döner schmeckt aber besserUser A: @User C Stimmt schon đ
(DIR) Post #AuGPs6RwpbZaDvAnwG by domodak
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Investiert in Tiernahrung glaubt mir die Stocks werden to the moon gehen bei so vielen single modern woman haha
(DIR) Post #AuGWhJvH68moVFhE2K by domodak
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Hans-jĂŒrgen der auf der Baustelle schon ein Zeh verloren hat und zwei Finger, ach der muss privilegiert sein!đ„ŽQuelle: Vertrau Bruder!
(DIR) Post #AuGXUvg3W4JlmoEVN2 by domodak
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Ich habe kein Main Character Syndrom.Der Main Character hat mich als Syndrom. /s
(DIR) Post #AuGZaBtcqGx1RcDV8y by domodak
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Ein afrikanischer Freund von mir sagte mal zu mir. :" Bruda wir Afrikaner leben seit Jahrtausenden im Dschungel und ich seid 30 jahren in Deutschland Verstehe manchmal meine deutsche Frau nicht mal. Aber da kommt ein weiĂer Mann und redet mit allen Tieren?! " . đ
(DIR) Post #AuGZxm82ITAmTgCea8 by domodak
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Aus der Sicht der zwerge. da kommt ein Mensch in euer Haus, schlĂ€ft bei euch, isst euer essen und befehlt euch herum das ihr putzen mĂŒsst
(DIR) Post #AuGdBwpjapvraw5mdM by domodak
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Man sollte sich bei der Flughafen-Security nicht unbedingt als Fuchs outen, man könnte in der TierquarantÀne enden...
(DIR) Post #AuGdVza75N0PuRLMMC by domodak
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Das Fuchs MĂ€dchen tut mir leid ist schon seit ĂŒber 10 Jahren tot und weiĂ es garnicht, FĂŒchse werden nur 3-4 Jahre alt...
(DIR) Post #AuGiaymPzbdedsIRLE by domodak
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Ich mache mein Makeup... ich mache meine Haare.... super ... was eine Leistung... will der Feuermelder auch noch einen Pokal dafĂŒr das sie nicht vergisst Luft zu holen...
(DIR) Post #AuGisVvY0NokMxvZz6 by domodak
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User A: "Ich bringe meinen Intellekt" đđđđUser B: Den hat sie bei Ali Express bestellt.
(DIR) Post #AuGjEEaX9SN8xrSJk0 by domodak
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Also ich finde rote Haare und blasse Haut ja super hĂŒbsch. Voll mein Typ.Ich wĂŒrde der Tiktokrin nicht nur einen Kaffee ausgeben, sondern auch noch ein Sandwich dazu. Schon allein damit ihr Mund beschĂ€ftigt ist und nicht redet <.<
(DIR) Post #AuKO8X32HjLo4d4CbA by domodak
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Wie Aline auch immer lĂ€stert, dass Angie ein FaceTune Tutorial gemacht hat und generell das ja so schlimm ist, aber selbst ihre Bilder bearbeitet wie soân Pfingstochse
(DIR) Post #AuKTovcDpjCCCZYnho by domodak
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Leute ihr versteht das nicht.......Sie hat die ganze Nacht nicht geschlafen!!! Die ganze Nacht.
(DIR) Post #AuKTqC0iMX8LL7cSi8 by domodak
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Darf man sich ĂŒber Hitler auslassen, wenn man ihn nicht persönlich kennt? đ€
(DIR) Post #AuKTtlmtnfzVAYrYzw by domodak
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"Wenn das GerĂŒcht verbreitet wĂ€re ich sei tot wĂŒrde ich einfach mein Handy rausholen und sagen: 'Hey Leute, schön wĂ€rs, aber ich lebe noch!'"Mood.
(DIR) Post #AuKTwwy2gsxUiAakDY by domodak
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Angie: Stell dir mal vor eine magersĂŒchtige Person sieht das.. Aline:Angie:Aline:ICH BIN NICHT MAGERSĂCHTIG!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #AuKU2zUaDTDEHOh0rY by domodak
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Sie beschwert sich ĂŒber Filter, aber lĂ€sst ihre Nase operieren, ihre ZĂ€hne machen und ihre Lippen aufspritzen..? Und dieser Satz, â Hackfresse bleibt Hackfresse und jeder sollte sich so akzeptieren wie er istâ hat mir echt den Rest gegeben đ
(DIR) Post #AuKXXbOa9oHcNtAr3o by domodak
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Wer KĂŒrbis auf Pfirsich reimt ist ein moderner Goethe
(DIR) Post #AuLgRrgJmpbdu1ljd2 by domodak
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User A:200 dollar fĂŒr das stillen des eigenen babys.... auf welchem planet bin ich gelandet ?User B: Hab ich mir auch gedacht.Was wenn er dann sagt nö, verhungert dann des Kind...User C:Nein, wenn es ihr nicht passt, dann ist es SEIN Kind. Wenn es ihr hilft, dann ist es IHR Kind. So ist das heute.
(DIR) Post #AuLgpTnMFP7WloK1r6 by domodak
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User A: Als Mann erstmal eine Rechnung geschrieben fĂŒr jede Reparatur am und um das Haus, Gartenarbeit, Montage von Möbeln, tragehilfe von schwerem GegenstĂ€nden und natĂŒrlich ĂbernachtungsgebĂŒhren falls das Haus nur auf seinen Namen lĂ€uft, vielleicht noch Reifenwechsel 2x jĂ€hrlich.User B: Sie ist Vollzeitmutter. Das heiĂt er bezahlt sowieso alles. Also von seinem Standpunkt aus Miete, Lebensmittel, Strom, Wasser, Versicherungen, Auto, Benzin etc pp.User C: Das ist auch das LĂ€cherliche daran. Das wĂ€re was anderes, wenn sie auch nen Vollzeitjob hĂ€tte und sich trotzdem noch um all die Dinge die sie auflistet noch alleine kĂŒmmern mĂŒsste.User D: Mein Vater hat das Haus gebaut.... Hmmm..... Das wĂ€re teuer geworden....
(DIR) Post #AuLgwTKIO9kTLM3woK by domodak
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Ein Grund mehr mein Handy zu vergraben und auf ne unbewohnte pazifik insel auszuwandern.
(DIR) Post #AuLh1IcNd4sJa1p70i by domodak
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Hey is doch super das Video - damit hat der Scheidungsanwalt vom Mann direkt nen Beweis das die gute die Scheidung bewusst herbeigefĂŒhrt hat und somit is er aus der Unterhaltspflicht raus :D
(DIR) Post #AuLhCVDF8wizpKPLou by domodak
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Hatte mal bei einer Dating-App eine Frau kennengelernt und gedatet.Das Date lief gut, wir fanden es beide schön und wollten uns wiedersehen.Aber sie hat mich mit dem nĂ€chsten Treffen hingehalten, weil sie noch andere MĂ€nner daten wollte.Sie dachte sich vielleicht, dass noch jemand besseres dabei sein könnte.Hab ihr dann gesagt, dass ich keine Lust auf solche Spielchen habe und dass ich sowas nicht nötig habe.Das ist doch keine Castingshow mit Recall, in der ich mich erstmal bis zum Finale durchkĂ€mpfen muss.Wenn man ernsthaftes Interesse hat, datet man nachher nicht noch andere Personen.Sie hat es natĂŒrlich nicht eingesehen und ist sauer geworden.Hab ihr dann gesagt, dass ich kein Interesse mehr habe und ich ihr viel GlĂŒck bei der weiteren Suche wĂŒnsche.
(DIR) Post #AuMhYgX5vivqSsEMNc by domodak
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Kann man das wirklich beef nennen, wenn keiner der Parteien jemals mit Ochsen geboxt hat?
(DIR) Post #AuMkajzwJiZxeaOWW0 by domodak
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''Wir kennen uns persönlich, also face to face. zwar nicht in der realen Welt aber aus dem Internet.'' Jetzt mal ohne scheiĂ, wie dumm ist Dolices?
(DIR) Post #AuNlAZ3keqdPJNDfWq by domodak
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Ich stell mir gerade vor, wie Jolina bei einer Deutsch Klausur ausgedruckte Selfies auf ihren Aufsatz klatscht, damit es mehr Seiten hat
(DIR) Post #AuNleJZkn5uDycNGQC by domodak
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Wenn ich das nÀchste mal eine PrÀsentation halte, mach ich auch auf jede zweite Folie ein Selfie von mir.
(DIR) Post #AuNlvA9J5kfhfD2OmW by domodak
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User A: Das cover sieht aus wie ein schlechtes weight-watchers-nachher Bild, wo jemand versucht unter posing zu verstecken, dass er sich nicht richtig an die DiÀt gehalten hat.User B: Mich erinnert das an "Wie angel ich mir einen MillionÀr" , "GestÀndnisse einer Edel-Nutte" oder "Was MÀnner im Bett erwarten", etc.
(DIR) Post #AuNlyae921J0iF61HU by domodak
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Also, ich kenne ein paar Leute, die schreiben Monate, manchmal Jahre an tiefgrĂŒndigen BĂŒchern und bekommen keinen Verlag. Aber solche Selfie-Dinger werden zur Papierverschwendung verarbeitet. Schade. Immerhin hab ich durch dich aber wieder ein bisschen was gelernt. Hat ja auch was đ
(DIR) Post #AuNm6PUgNeuoRLOoMq by domodak
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User A: du gehst wohl auch zum Lachen noch in den Keller oder đUser B: Lachen ist haram vor Sonnenuntergang
(DIR) Post #AuNmCkupeELWcFekBk by domodak
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Es ist ein Buch. Its not that deep. Niemand ist zu Schaden gekommen. WĂŒrden wir alle ĂŒber jedes runtergefallene Buch heulen wĂ€ren wir lange beschĂ€ftigt. Man kann sich auch anstellen.
(DIR) Post #AuNmU4hVLBpytvgGWW by domodak
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Die gröĂten Kopfschmerzen bekomme ich von Leuten, die Hass und Kritik nicht auseinander halten können.(Social media in a nutshell. :mukiThumbsUp: )
(DIR) Post #AuNpb9h3TZR8H8XRJY by domodak
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"Ich möchte nicht von einem Mann abhÀngig sein", sprachs und erklÀrt stolz wie man sich erfolgreich sein ganzes Leben von verschiedenen MÀnnern finanzieren lassen kann.
(DIR) Post #AuNuxyvOBCrHJ8wl0q by domodak
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User A: Ich zahle mit meiner PrĂ€senz đđ.. kurz neue wĂ€hrung eingefĂŒhrtUser B: Wir sollten bei unserem Chef das auch mal sagen, sollte Bonus auf den Lohn geben :DUser C: Hat leider nicht funktioniert,habe es getestet đ
(DIR) Post #AuNv2r1B0IvmEXydxg by domodak
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Redet von ner "Face Card" und sieht aus wie Kermit der Frosch. Ich glaubs nicht ! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
(DIR) Post #AuNv6nh7IpSZ5HTaD2 by domodak
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GlĂŒcksspiel und Prostidings gleichzeitig. Haram stufe rot!
(DIR) Post #AuQDqPRG0KS2fTsKoK by domodak
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Das ist wie Baldrian mit Red Bull zu schlucken
(DIR) Post #AuQDsFWVq8OMUnD8pU by domodak
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Je nach dem, welchem Gras ich beim Wachsen zusehe, kann ich durchaus spĂ€ter SpaĂ haben... đ„Šđ
(DIR) Post #AuQER1uURgd4PV0jWy by domodak
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8:00 Wenn ich in die falsche Bahn gestiegen bin, fahre ich auch bis Endstation durch. ICH mach keine Fehler, das lag an der Bahn.
(DIR) Post #AuQEiIo8sEv9jxHHpQ by domodak
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Wenn ein bauer ein Kleid tragen will, geht er bis zur gegnerischen Grundlinie und wird zur Dame. Schachmatt!
(DIR) Post #AuRngRTFNwW5aBJRqa by domodak
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User A: Viral auf Tiktok ist ĂŒberhaupt kein Flex. Da kann ich auch sagen dass ich Architekt bin, weil ich in Minecraft HĂ€user baue.User B: Wenn man sich die modernen kastenhĂ€user anschaut ist die Chance ziemlich hoch, dass Architekten sich aus minecraft ihre Inspiration holen
(DIR) Post #AuagUAYJVi4qNcWSno by domodak
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He is as much the king of Germany as I am Optimus Prime.
(DIR) Post #AucN0qXLL71B5kIDOC by domodak
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"Gun violence isn't real because if I put my gun on the table it's not gonna start shooting people" ist so ungefĂ€hr das dĂŒmmste Argument, das ich je gehört habe. Erstmal absoluter Strohmann, aber darĂŒber hinaus schieĂt er sich damit argumentativ ja selbst in den FuĂ, weil er zugibt, dass das Problem nicht "Schusswaffe existiert" sondern "Idioten wie ich haben eine Schusswaffe und keine gesunde Angst sie zu benutzen" ist.
(DIR) Post #AucN7bGUWBV5kodAnI by domodak
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User A: die frau am anfang hat irgendwie Ă€hnlichkeiten mit trump đUser B: Das seine verlorene Schwester Hildegard von Karen.
(DIR) Post #AucXSyEdJIgIcKagAC by domodak
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1:49 Brits are just Frisians from Wish!
(DIR) Post #AucYraLjLx7PjPDAlk by domodak
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Lil Jon sounds like Tom Araya.
(DIR) Post #AudDMcTpTgIzU0LvkW by domodak
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Wer kennt ihn nicht Captain Ămer von Raumschiff Dönerpreis
(DIR) Post #AudDjmBjY74oFivkuW by domodak
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Jemand hat eine ganz schlechte Kopie von ,,Star wars 4,, gemacht, ich sage euch wenn ihr die seht mĂŒsst ihr euch ĂŒbergeben,sie heiĂt:,, Star wars 7,,
(DIR) Post #AvAVFK21scxvd9hHAu by domodak
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MĂ€nner, die 5000⏠oder mehr verdienen, sind in der Regel sehr gut gebildet wie z.B Chirurgen, AnwĂ€lte, Ingenieure o.Ă€., und ich hab die Erfahrung gemacht, dass solche MĂ€nner sich in der Regel eine Partnerin suchen, die ihnen auf Augenhöhe begegnet, sprich Ă€hnlich gebildet ist. Der Grund dafĂŒr liegt nicht nur darin, dass sie nicht den Goldesel spielen wollen, es geht auch um gemeinsame Interessen, GesprĂ€chsthemen, Ă€hnliche Ausdrucksweise usw. Wenn das stark auseinanderklafft, weil ein Teil intellektuell nicht mithalten kann, ist es eh zum Scheitern verurteilt, weil man sich schnell anödet oder sich im schlimmsten Fall sogar fĂŒr den Partner schĂ€mt.
(DIR) Post #AvAVKRuvzOExXEp6GW by domodak
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"Aktien werfen wenigstens Geld ab"đ Bester Spruch.
(DIR) Post #AvAVl0HspAcbf4DfYe by domodak
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User A: Eine Katze zu finden, die 5000 Euro Netto verdient, wird verdammt schwer werden, denn mit einer Katze wird sie auf jeden Fall enden ^^User B: Gibt Katzen, die auf YouTube Millionen machen.
(DIR) Post #AvAVwoz6fq8c564WYa by domodak
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User A: Mit 20 hab ich schon vier Jahre gearbeitet đUser B: Aber aber aber sie wird bald 5k Netto / Monat machen!1111User C: Ja, aber 5.000 iranische Rial â also 10 Cent.đ€Ł
(DIR) Post #AvAW0b0cZoO7tYa2PA by domodak
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Eine offene Beziehung ist leicht zu erklÀren.Es gibt einen dummen Hauptversorger und viele Stecher die nur manchmal bis gar nicht sich um die Frau/Mann sorgen
(DIR) Post #AvAW656O7R1UfttRb6 by domodak
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Ist doch mit zwei Fragen ganz schnell erledigt:Was hast du zu bieten, auĂer dem Aussehen?Was sind deine Hobbys, auĂer shoppen?96% aussortiert. Easy :) Leichter konnten wir MĂ€nner es nicht haben :)
(DIR) Post #AvAW9upGGejrxhi7we by domodak
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Ich finde es auch unpassend beim ersten Date nur ein Kaffee trinken zu gehen. Man sollte sich auf ein oder zwei Kisten Bier treffen und sich diese Dummheit schönsaufen. Dann wird der Abend trotzallem noch lustig
(DIR) Post #AvAWEygFMc6LMfuMUK by domodak
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Hahah...."ich bin Creatorin", ok klingt spannend. dann "genau gesagt OF Creatorin", aha frĂŒher hiess das wohl "ich geh anschaffen". nene solche mĂ€dels können mir gestohlen bleiben.
(DIR) Post #AvAXZIiAhMLfEg3y6K by domodak
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5:25 Also ich habe weiche Stellen zum Reinkuscheln, aber ich stehe nicht auf zutĂ€towierte Barbies mit aufgespritzten Lippen. đ
(DIR) Post #AvAXd17I3d6RpBaHBY by domodak
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3:30 einfach nen job suchen, dann kann man eh nicht vor 13 uhr trainieren
(DIR) Post #AvAZG7O0mSoYW9c8Su by domodak
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User A: An die erste Frau: Niemand will dich!User B: Aussehen wie Buckelfips frisch aus dem Gulli gekrochen aber die stellt AnsprĂŒche....
(DIR) Post #AvAZR2DSLNdHfSslVI by domodak
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War letztens mit der Familie im Kino. Hab jetzt ne Niere weniger...
(DIR) Post #AvAZTdr3NJyCyteA4m by domodak
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Wenn sie keinen Satz ohne englisches Wort sagen kann, bin ich ganz froh, dass sie mich nicht will.
(DIR) Post #AvAZaeqO5yuI4ngGvo by domodak
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Aussehen wie Jabba, AttitĂŒden wie eine Diva und ein Selbstbewusstsein wie Trump. Genial, das kannst du dir nicht ausdenken. đđđ
(DIR) Post #AvAZi6DMjMCmzYydFY by domodak
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FĂŒhle so hart, dank der simps fĂŒhrt sich ne 2/10 wie ne 11/10 aufâŠ
(DIR) Post #AvAZrwuiALKT2dwrVA by domodak
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Ich war letztes Jahr in Japan und hab dort viele junge Frauen gesehen und manche auch angesprochen. Die hÀtten nichts gegen einen Spaziergang als erstes Date gehabt. Naja die feminimen Frauen wollen eher einen Mann beim ersten Date kennen lernen und sind nicht nur an seinem Geld interessiert.
(DIR) Post #AvAe8SaYZBnfjIeKye by domodak
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User A: FĂŒr weitere Pfirsich-Fakten fragen Sie Ihren Arzt oder Apotheker :DUser B: In der Notaufnahme haben die bestimmt nicht gelacht, als sie den Fleischklopfer aus dem hinteren Pfirsich holen durften. đ
(DIR) Post #AvAeCMyLOEcVT9dkeW by domodak
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Ich steh nicht so auf FleischhĂ€mmer, ich nehm immer nen voll aufgedrehten Presslufthammer von der Baustelle đđŒ
(DIR) Post #AvAeK1GTyuluSflvjU by domodak
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User A: Ich zahle dafĂŒr, dass ich weiĂ wie ich mir stifte reinschiebe?User B: Sollst du ja eben nicht. Hat ja kein Stopper đ
(DIR) Post #AvAeMphRR9ixSfiuuW by domodak
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Pfirsische sind saisonales Obst und ziemlich teuer, mir fÀllt kein Grund ein, warum ich da mit einem Werkzeugkasten ran sollte - das ist krank.
(DIR) Post #AvAeOh2gb035BrY0US by domodak
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Mein Pfirsich ist und bleibt ne EinbahnstraĂe.
(DIR) Post #AvAei3vRjys3fCOgRk by domodak
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Da nicht erklĂ€rt wurde, in welcher Richtung der Fleischhammer in den Pfirsich eingefĂŒhrt werden muss, halte ich persönlich das Video fĂŒr sehr bedenklich.
(DIR) Post #AvAenZoWbkXq0lmz8i by domodak
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FrĂŒher gabs im TV Basteltipps bei Art-Attack... heute Bauanleitung fĂŒr Taschenmu...is - ist doch nur die logische Fortsetzung.
(DIR) Post #AvdOvUG9BAfnQ1IThY by domodak
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It's funny how instead of making an argument they just insult you, that's how you know you winning
(DIR) Post #AvdOyXM282gLt0VLcG by domodak
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guy 1: [basically a death threat] - 86 updootsguy 2: "what's wrong with you?" - 3 downvotesguy 1 again: "i am totally normal" - 61 updootsNo wonder nobody takes reddit or redditors seriously.
(DIR) Post #AvdP8hNZiAFZsE4TU8 by domodak
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You know it must be a great subreddit when illegal death threats get upvoted and "Wtf is wrong with you?"-posts get downvoted.
(DIR) Post #AvdPP8uR7h0ZtEHbg8 by domodak
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Not to be confused with berserklejerk, a subreddit dedicated to shitpost related to Berserk.
(DIR) Post #AvdPaPoEd6NhUPl1Ye by domodak
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I just visited that sub reddit to see what it was all about and I feel like I need to get my eyes cleansed now, probably the worst bunch I have ever seen in my life, getting hated by them would be a badge of honor.
(DIR) Post #AvezhHJ0R4CWePgLlA by domodak
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User A: Ich fand die Sache mit der Namensliste cool. Weil man an Namen immer die erkennt wie Divers die Menschen sind. Am Namen erkennt mam die Hautfarbe. Wie Nelson MĂŒller.User B: Ja das funktioniert super, Dennis Mike Schröder ist da auch ein gutes Beispiel.User C: In Namibia gibt es viele mit deutschen Vornamen. Sogar einen Politiker namens Adolf Hitler đ
(DIR) Post #AvezuUUgiFBHJoRkAq by domodak
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User A: Vielleicht sollte man aufhören auf Hautfarbe oder SexualitĂ€t zu achten und mehr auf die Leistung und Qualifikation. Finde es auch fraglich, dass jemand wie Strgf Rassenlisten will, kenn man ja eher aus dem rechten SpektrumUser B: Das kommt mir auch immer komisch vor. Es wird gegen Rassismus gekĂ€mpft, aber auf der anderen Seite werden bestimmte Dinge nur bestimmten Menschen erlaubt , Beispiel Rasterzöpfe, Dreads. Und wer eine bestimmte Hautfarbe hat, muss ja automatisch so und so denken. Also WeiĂe so und Schwarze etc so. Stimmt mit der RealitĂ€t auch nicht ĂŒberein. Am besten ist auch, sie möchte generell mehr DiversitĂ€t und beschwert sich, wenn man sie fragtđ.
(DIR) Post #Avf0DknQKFcbNgOZ96 by domodak
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Funk: "SelbstverstĂ€ndlich sollte man [...] Mitarbeiter[...] nicht auf Basis Ă€uĂerlicher Merkmale beurteilen."Auch Funk: "Wie kann es sein, dass [...] man in den Redaktionen aber kaum bis nie auf schwarze Menschen trifft?"
(DIR) Post #Avf0RtrJQYpXXhxYSu by domodak
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Als Schwerbehinderter wurde ich vor allem in Linken Kreisen oft zwar formal 'sichtbarer' gemacht, aber praktisch war ich mehr AushĂ€ngeschild und sollte nicht zu viel anderes sein und machen wollen, als Behindertenpolitik. Mir ist viel wichtiger, was jemand macht, als zu schauen, wer jemand ist. Ich will nicht immer nur 'gehört werden', weil ich behindert bin. Sondern ernst genommen werden, fĂŒr meine Gedanken und meine Arbeit.
(DIR) Post #Avf0ahZSU0yM2Ro0RM by domodak
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"Wir sind hier gegen Rassismus, deswegen erstellen wir hier bei Funk Rassenlisten"18,36⏠liebe Freunde...
(DIR) Post #Avf0nCo8AiCUONdAPI by domodak
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Ich finde die Aussage von Enissa: ,,Das ist nicht unsere RealitĂ€t. So sprechen wir nicht.'' ziemlich seltsam. Es handelt sich um öffentlich rechtliche Formate, um Nachrichten. NatĂŒrlich muss der Moderator oder die Moderatorin egal welcher Herkunft ein perfektes Deutsch haben und die Nachrichten seriös vortragen. Das hat nichts mit Diskriminierung zu tun, aber man kann Nachrichten nicht mit ,,Digga, gestern ist ein Erdbeben in der TĂŒrkei gewesen. Richtiger abfuck! Und jetzt zum Wetter.'' moderieren.(AuĂer man ist Hakan aus "Was guckst du?".)
(DIR) Post #AvflNpxQgbkm88Nx1E by domodak
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Also ich finde schon, dass es sehr wichtig ist, dass 35% aller Chirurgen einen Hauptschulabschluss als höchsten Bildungsabschluss haben, weil das spiegelt die Gesellschaft wider und auch diese Leute sollten dicke ChirurgengehĂ€lter bekommen, nicht nur langjĂ€hrige Medizinstudenten!Dass ich mich dann in Singapur operieren lassen, ist natĂŒrlich reiner Zufall.
(DIR) Post #AvlUPQPQ75hJCRPOzo by domodak
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User A: Bin immer noch geflasht, wo ihr diese ganzen SuppenhĂŒhner findetâŠ..User B:Ne also ich finde es beleidigend gegenĂŒber dem Essen. Die haben noch wert dass man da Geld reinsteckt. Diese Damen, sind sogar schlimmer:1. Man wird nicht satt davon deine Zeit und Geld ist dann futsch.2. Man hat davon keine NĂ€hrstoffe, und muss darĂŒber hinaus noch diese Dame mit seinem Geld unterhalten, ohne dass es ansatzweise was zu Stande kommt, auĂer dass man sich wahrscheinlich im TikTok Video als Creep wiederfindet.3. Ein Suppenhuhn kann man individuell gestalten und essen, bei solchen Damen wird es etwas schwieriger.Da gibt es viel mehr aber ich lass das mal.Der Punkt ist einfach das ist respektlos gegenĂŒber dem Essen in vielerlei Hinsicht...
(DIR) Post #AvlUVonCMw0wYrZz2O by domodak
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User A: âEin Hund ist wenigstens loyal.â đđđ Perfekter Konter auf den eingeblendeten Kommentar.User B: Na ja. Aber auch nur loyal, weil er von dir abhĂ€ngig ist. Auch keine tolle LoyalitĂ€t...User C: @User B: âââ Kann man sicher so sehen und ich will dir nicht grundsĂ€tzlich widersprechen, aber fĂŒr meinen Geschmack urteilst du etwas zu streng ĂŒber Hunde. Behandle einen Hund liebevoll und er ist loyal. Das gilt fĂŒr jeden Hund. Ăber Menschen wĂŒrde ich das selbe nicht behaupten. Ist aber nur meine Meinung. Prost und schönen Abend noch đ»
(DIR) Post #AvlUYbyWTorlg5CyCu by domodak
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Jede Frau denkt einfach sie ist fĂŒr alle eine 10/10....
(DIR) Post #AvlUhPYA2uCdkR4cvA by domodak
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Ja ich bin so ĂŒberfordert von meinem 0 Dates pro Jahr, die Dame hat so recht đđ
(DIR) Post #AvlUlckauOEJqZtk2K by domodak
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Frauen: "Wir wollen MĂ€nner und keine Jungs, die man noch erziehen muss."Auch frauen: "Wir wollen Geld, Zeit und Aufmerksamkeit, wie ein kleines Kind."
(DIR) Post #Avnh9ZO6eMhu8MU4GW by domodak
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I identified the hate. The root cause was Nickelback identified, then filled, a niche in music no one had thought of: strip club anthems.
(DIR) Post #AvnhJ6h0C1z426s0Gm by domodak
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I think it has something to do with front man singer's massive ego. But Axel F from Guns'n'Roses has an massive ego too you don't hear anyone hating on Guns'n'Roses for it do you, why should Nickelback be any different. I personally never liked Chad Kroeger's behavior but that doesn't mean i have to hate the music he does. You have to admit weather you like it or not, the guy has talent despite what others say
(DIR) Post #Avo2JKeSON3SMad0Xw by domodak
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User A: Stewart [Copeland of "The Police" /my annotation] is the answer to "what if Ted Danson decided to become a drummer?". He shares the same kind of warm, fuzzy and confident personality, awesome guy!User B: He's a much better drummer than Ted Danson
(DIR) Post #Avo2VkbDkDzEJX2IPA by domodak
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User A: The mix of Stewart Copelandâs style with Fred Durst blaring over the top of it is so funnyLove his personality and unapologetic approach to drummingUser B: "I don't listen to lyrics." Yeah, good thing he doesn't in this instance
(DIR) Post #Aw3dnGODPh9zVXZ8Ou by domodak
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Saying that German carbonated water tastes like Beer without alcohol tells a LOT about American Beer ;-)
(DIR) Post #Aw3xfRqgvFVhoZR5ZQ by domodak
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Ah Munich the best place to get the least for your money đž(Written below a video where somebody reacted to a video of somebody who bragged about her apartment of 220 square metres where only 129 square metres are actually usable for 870,000 Euros directly on roof level. And the comment section of the reaction video roasts her [no pun intended] for probably being scammed by the real estate agent.)
(DIR) Post #Aw42Ij1rNeQeCye0GW by domodak
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"I guess an apartment can be a home".Yeah... what else would it be if it's not a home?( :tanya_lul: )
(DIR) Post #Aw5jfheh8zY9nNyK00 by domodak
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Come on Shinji,In the robot(Uh-uh uhh, no)Come on Shinji,In the robot(uwu uwu)(From the comment section of a mash-up between "Barbie Girl" by Aqua and "A Cruel Angel's Thesis" from Neon Genesis Evangelion :mashiroRofl: )
(DIR) Post #Aw5m6lkYEFLcDmkFSC by domodak
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âUltimate LĂŒftenâNow I know what to yell when I open the windows and someone complains
(DIR) Post #Aw5teanc9H3rmeFkdE by domodak
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I am a pilot girl, in the tokyo-3 worldlife is cruel, it's patheticYou can take care of me, you can drown me anywhere Human Instrumentality Project, life is NERV's creation
(DIR) Post #Aw5u27ayNarU9wYkzI by domodak
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NO BARBIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER KENS BODY!?
(DIR) Post #Aw5ycIKAMnJrfzCcQC by domodak
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I would have guessed shooting a fish would be more of an american thing, since a group of fish is called a school
(DIR) Post #AwGkdfPMlW3YwJxDiC by domodak
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250.000⏠fĂŒr ein paar Bilder und Videos. Frauen haben es wirklich unheimlich schwer... Das Patriarchat, schlĂ€gt mal wieder zu!(Unter einem Video ĂŒber Onlyfans.)
(DIR) Post #AwGlZB6Bc3ZLjUPFtw by domodak
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bin ich der einzige, der es scheiĂe findet, wenn Frauen ein Video hin rotzen wĂ€hrend sie sich schminken?kommt so asozial rĂŒber, zeigt auch Respektlosigkeit, weil sie das Video nicht als wichtig genug erachtet sich voll und ganz auf den Inhalt zu konzentrieren
(DIR) Post #AwGm4MkmKZasr9GT2W by domodak
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So ziemlich jedes Video von Frauen in dem diese sich wÀhrend der Aufnahme schminken kann und werde ich nicht ernst nehmen
(DIR) Post #AwGrSKyt4W1S5176kC by domodak
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Nicht zu unterschĂ€tzen: die meisten Herzinfarkte entstehen beim Link einfĂŒgen....
(DIR) Post #AwGrWyRsH4jve1soGu by domodak
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Wow. Ich bin wirklich schockiert. Da hat ja jeder Minenarbeiter in Kongo ein besseres Leben.
(DIR) Post #AwGrZAqNA192fOOIL2 by domodak
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Meine Nichte 20 j. hat kein bock zu arbeiten und sucht sich reiche MÀnner bei Tinder und hofft das sie geklÀrt wird. xD
(DIR) Post #AwGrdV3lwJ6WWYimQq by domodak
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Diese ganzen Influencer MĂ€dels sehen gefĂŒhlt irgendwie alle gleich aus, fahren alle ein teures Auto und meistens sieht man irgendeine teure Bude mit riesen KĂŒche und 8meter hohen Decken. Mieten die sich alle irgendwo ein?
(DIR) Post #AwGrgSFopMTYgulU7E by domodak
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!!!! đ HEUL đ !!!! Ich bin influencerin und muss fĂŒr meinen Lebensunterhalt arbeiten. WAS HAB ICH NUR FALSCH GEMACHT?!!!!!!!! đđđđđđđ Bin ich nicht schön genug fĂŒr einen Sugar Daddy???
(DIR) Post #AwGrj3sLvFxjx3221w by domodak
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Mein Urlaub ist hÀrter als ihre "Arbeit"
(DIR) Post #AwGt0L67FENYF2GvM8 by domodak
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User A: Die Erste will nen Gentleman und sieht selber aus wie ein PommespanzerđUser B: đ Ist doch bei den meisten Frauen inzwischen so:Plastik-FingernĂ€gel, Tattoos wie ein JVA-Knackie, 2 Kilo Spachtelmasse im Gesicht - aber dann immer einen "echten" Mann haben wollen đ
(DIR) Post #AwGt4GBVSA4qA7f9zk by domodak
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User A: Nennt man nicht Frauen die "extra" eingeflogen nicht ... Edelhuren ?User B: Sie bevorzugen "Escortgirls" oder, bei lÀngerer Laufzeit des Kontraktes "Sugarbabes". Hat mir ein Freund erzÀhlt....
(DIR) Post #AwGt8I3KRw5779l9xQ by domodak
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Zum GlĂŒck bin ich beziehungsunfĂ€hig und hĂ€sslich, da bleibt man automatisch Single, bestes Leben.
(DIR) Post #AwGtLDbkHqYH5r1SJE by domodak
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3:20 die muss extra in diese UringetrĂ€ngte MĂŒlldeponie Paris fahren, damit sie jemand datet. Da kann man sich gut vorstellen, was das fĂŒr Typen sind đđđđ
(DIR) Post #AwGtNABhyOcX48ls1Y by domodak
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Ich finde die Einstellungen der Frauen gut....so bleiben diese single und können sich nicht fortpflanzen....Problem gelöst
(DIR) Post #AwlbHUhuzghDh4k3uq by domodak
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Ich weiĂ nicht was ein Cis Mann ist, aber ich weiĂ das Cis die Schwarze Taste nach dem C auf dem Klavier ist. Also ist ein Cis Mann eine halbe Tonhöhe ĂŒber dem Grundton???
(DIR) Post #AwngSInuTkQu34RB7Q by domodak
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At first, I thought the word Talahon sounded like something from Star Trek
(DIR) Post #Ax0fcngKxMOzoLofNA by domodak
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Also wir halten fest, da sitzen 3 Napfkekse und sprechen ĂŒber MĂ€nnlichkeit und es wirkt als wĂŒrden sich 3 Blinde ĂŒber die Wandfarbe unterhalten
(DIR) Post #Ax0g4fQTFGSSJXgOY4 by domodak
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Finden es Frauen ernsthaft anziehend, wenn sie den Schrank selbst aufbauen mĂŒssen, wĂ€hrend er sich die NĂ€gel lackiert ? đ« đ Berksan hatte noch die einzigen stabilen Argumente aus der Runde.
(DIR) Post #Ax0gpu58ZYknNZEDRY by domodak
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Ich liebe diese Welt mittlerweile. Brauchst keine drogen mehr um die Ă€rgste scheiĂe zu erleben hahahaha
(DIR) Post #Ax1lCzCqHSfYuI3QZM by domodak
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The cautious ones aren't stupid enough to walk up to a trucker's cab in the middle of the night (esp in the pro-gun South).
(DIR) Post #Ax2ZZiqoFcieYAme24 by domodak
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Ich kann mir bei denen gut vorstellen, wer im Kreissaal kreischt.
(DIR) Post #Ax2Zo1KCMUfnttLcqe by domodak
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Die Jungs sind ja manchmal ganz lustig, aber die haben ja mehr Schnitte im Video als Emos. Teilweise keine 4 SĂ€tze am StĂŒck ohne 3 Schnitte
(DIR) Post #Ax2aIBoJwLtD6pp5Q8 by domodak
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Das nÀchste Tomb Raider dann bitte mit Lars Croft, danke
(DIR) Post #AxwS9Ir6SXjdZT8FcW by domodak
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Prognose 2030: alle MĂ€nner trainieren nicht mehr im Gym sondern drauĂen oder daheim, Frauen fangen sich an zu beschweren dass keine MĂ€nner mehr ins Gym gehen oder canceln ihre Mitgliedschaft da sie niemanden mehr framen können fĂŒr klicks
(DIR) Post #AxwSHJ1thD5GQZzsJ6 by domodak
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3:01 der macht ne HWS StabilisationsĂŒbung. Manche gehen dorthin um Ihre körperlichen Leiden zu verbessern und nicht immer gleich um der geilste Pumper zu werden. Was fĂŒr ne Welt ey
(DIR) Post #AxwSnIbwmtBUOd7AJ6 by domodak
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Fun fact: If you look at fictional character like Marin and immediately think of real children, that makes you the weird one.
(DIR) Post #AxwV8IFnVjARHHtPuK by domodak
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Sonntag Abend... Wieder Zeit fĂŒr dumme Menschen...
(DIR) Post #AxwVFaVM3KBLuQeDuS by domodak
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Der Typ hat die Augenbrauen von Bert aus der SesamstraĂe. Und genau von dort hat er auch seine Argumentation!
(DIR) Post #AxwVV197Hc1gsabTc0 by domodak
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Ich weine sehr Oft...DIE SCHEISS ZWIEBELN MOBBEN MICH IMMER!!!
(DIR) Post #Axwcu5EXvDzYTY2hai by domodak
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This is what happens when jesus decides to pay a visit to Asgaard xD
(DIR) Post #Axy6eA3BRAtiZ20m00 by domodak
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Ehrlich gesagt finde ich es viel diskriminierender, nach der KörpergröĂe zu filtern als nach dem Gewicht. Am Gewicht kann man etwas Ă€ndern â an der GröĂe nicht.
(DIR) Post #Az5D9Wa9EESfSCvLnM by domodak
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Blues is just Pantera in slow-motion
(DIR) Post #AzBF24K7GDA8dol1LU by domodak
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If it wasn't for all the school shootings you'd be hard pressed to convince me America has schools.(Bad tongues would doubt that the USA has any schools after so many school shootings. Similarly to how Jessica Fletcher of "Murder, She Wrote" had to go to bigger cities and abroad in later seasons because the murder rate in a little town like Cabot Cave became unrealistically high with each season.)
(DIR) Post #AzBF6pLONgT1dCchn6 by domodak
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The teachers have a tough time, they get their students interested in world subjects then just as the teacher gets to the point that explains it all there's a school shooting and everyone has to clear the class. They never get the point.
(DIR) Post #AzBF9owKLAw3FKKJXs by domodak
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...but at least it spreads the metric system. 9 mm is used in many schools now.
(DIR) Post #AzBFbi2TaiCBx5V8fw by domodak
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This is one of the best videos I have ever seen on YouTube, honestly! I have worked for two American companies and when their bosses came over here they honestly felt like they were more important than anyone else in the country. They could never understand our attitude towards them and that no one was in awe of their position within the company. One of these chaps even said he could get the American workers do whatever he said, because they would prefer him to âflipin burgersâ, how disgusting! One of these companies went into administration in America and then started buying up other companies with asbestos claims against them thinking that because they was in administration they would not have to pay out. Thankfully a judge made them stop. So instead they shut all the UK sites down and stole our pensions. Do your American followers not realise that large parts of their country is as poor as some countries in Africa and are basically third world? Arrrggg! The world is so dependant on a country run by a criminal who is as crazy as any other despot I have seen over the years and it is frightening Rant over
(DIR) Post #AzBFge6ddnLRCbnme8 by domodak
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When I heard that Floridian Republicans were having books banned in schools and public libraries, I was similarly shocked. "You mean they have books there?"
(DIR) Post #AzBFqsnRsQIheyhvOa by domodak
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User A: Europe has social democracy, not socialism.User B: Americans call it "socialism". Basically, EVERY penny that goes anywhere other than in a billionaire's pocket is "socialism".
(DIR) Post #AzBG3OYNdBKhcxcqe0 by domodak
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"Thinking that having basic rights equates to communism" is probably one of the most apt descriptions of American Conservatism I have heard so far.
(DIR) Post #AzJOvoXxYggWmNZIci by domodak
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Don't you know the feeling of retroactivly unwatch an anime because merch is expensive?!?
(DIR) Post #AzJP6RmyVnGJNmf61I by domodak
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Sometimes when I'm watching Funimation anime I think I'm playing Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion
(DIR) Post #AzsDyxDpSgTvah2p1M by domodak
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now we need Spice Girls singing Kickstart My Heart
(DIR) Post #B0Ff1C2kUfkHXGESzQ by domodak
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User A:Coca Cola mit Geschmack hebt die Stimmung und den Sack.Coca Cola mit Aroma,treibt den Opa auf die Oma.Mit Persil und guter Laune,wÀscht Oma ihre Pflaume.Und bleibt noch was im PÀckchen,wÀscht Opa sich sein SÀckchen!User B: Zu viele Details, danke!
(DIR) Post #B0GpQRdyp17nrJHopM by domodak
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Gestein + Drache ist eine interessante Kombination, bis man auf Eisstrahl und Blizzard trifft.
(DIR) Post #B0GpTKn2lDjXTFu5J2 by domodak
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"ich wĂŒnschte ich hĂ€tte nachgeschaut ob wir in rosalstadt pokebĂ€lle fangen können" ich liebe alles daran
(DIR) Post #B0JqB8aE5aGHpPfv3w by domodak
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This author makes Colleen Hoover look like Jane Austen.
(DIR) Post #B0JqRzDg9k99i6AAV6 by domodak
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If a grown woman followed me around in a store saying uwu while filming me Iâd start crying
(DIR) Post #B0VIEKt3jdcgJOMBOK by domodak
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Japan be like:region block their own serviceslicense only a handful to overseas and usually not as streaming Also Japan: Why do people pirate? <insert surprise pikachu>
(DIR) Post #B0ZaPzpOQxGgHRBvgu by domodak
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Ich bin nicht geizig. Ich frage mich nur warum ich fĂŒr Gold bezahlen soll und grad mal blech dafĂŒr bekomme.
(DIR) Post #B0ZaUSyA1przoqQLJY by domodak
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Lustig finde ich das die heutige Frauen noch immer von Kindererziehung reden. Dabei ist ihnen nichts wichtiger als ihre handys
(DIR) Post #B0ZxHcYNNj8ej0CuH2 by domodak
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Ist es eigentlich verboten als Influencer einen IQ von 50 zu ĂŒberschreiten?Bei den ganzen Videos bekommt man ja quasi live und in Farbe mit, wie der durchschnittliche IQ in Deutschland in den Keller rauscht.
(DIR) Post #B0aB7QYGY23JxrBmtM by domodak
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"Das Aussehen ist auch schon wichtig" - sagte sie, mit vollem Mund und einem Babylatz auf dem Kopf xD Ich brech weg
(DIR) Post #B0aBGii6P6AatADmC0 by domodak
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User A: "Ich verstehe diese Social Media Videos auch nicht mehr. Entweder schminken sich die Frauen bei den Videos oder sie essen. Beides sehr unangenehm, vor allem da in diesem Video die Frau kein Benehmen hat, denn ich habe gelernt "mit vollen Mund spricht man nicht!!". Aber ich bin auch eine andere Generation."User B: "Oder sie heulen đ"
(DIR) Post #B0aBLEXU0W2wlJPFVw by domodak
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User A: "Wenn eine Sau denkt sie ist die Wölfin đ
"User B: "Bitte beleidige nicht die Sau, die ist nĂ€mlich schlauer als die đ€Ł"
(DIR) Post #B0aBOzYxd8fnTMtDfM by domodak
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Ich weiss das Frauen multitaskingfÀhig sind, aber Fressen und zeitgleich Blödsinn reden, dabei sich noch zu filmen, ist einfach armselig und turned jeden Mann ab. Einfach wiederlich!
(DIR) Post #B0aBRZS5AOExMMtz9s by domodak
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wenn ich dieses stÀndige Bruder und Digger immer höre bei Frauen, da schrumpft er mir automatisch zusammen. Selbst wenn Kerle das labern, klingt das immer asozial.
(DIR) Post #B0aBY8skLqOwyvVWj2 by domodak
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User A: "Hat die ein Haarband aus Montageschaum ? Wo nehmt ihr immer diese Figuren her, sowas hab ich im richtigen Leben noch nie gesehen."User B: "Das ist eine Gehirnzwinge."
(DIR) Post #B0aBboeRViQvOaZK5I by domodak
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... das Essen und Schminken soll vom lÀcherlichen und dummen Inhalt des Gesagten ablenken ...
(DIR) Post #B0aBo6O9OEATsio4Tw by domodak
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Eine Frauenlogik ist, wenn sie einen Freund hat und du attraktiv bist, aber sie nicht anbaggern willst, weil sie einen Freund hat, das sie dich um so mehr attraktiv findet.
(DIR) Post #B0aBt0tBGRcYGzf93Q by domodak
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User A: "Eine kĂŒnftige Katzenmama. MĂŒmmelt da rum wie ein Kaninchen."User B: "Ich finde ja die sollen sich keine Katzen zulegen sondern Kaninchen- Katzen werden 10-15 Jahre alt, Kaninchen 2-3. man kann mehr Kaninchen als Katzen verkaufen."
(DIR) Post #B0aGfhsV8Q43JloqMS by domodak
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Der Punkt ist doch ein anderer. Wenn eine Frau 2 Stunden fĂŒr ein Date im Bad verbringt um sich zuzukleistern, was datet man da eigentlich die Frau oder die Schminke?
(DIR) Post #B0aGjHES95wDpqmzlA by domodak
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Boah. Aussehen wie ne Gummipuppe, aber behandelt werden wollen wie ne Prinzessin. Ist das das neue Schönheitsideal so unnatĂŒrlich wie möglich auszusehen? Bitte erklĂ€r mir das mal einer.
(DIR) Post #B0aGklCAEGlv3OQSxs by domodak
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Da ist es wieder: Aussehen, Status und Geld. Die gottlose Dreifaltigkeit der modernen Frau. Selber nur am fressen, schminken oder sich im Bett rumlĂŒmmeln, aber ansonsten fĂŒr nichts zu gebrauchen. Weder Wertigkeit, noch Charakter und absolut keine GefĂŒhle und Menschlichkeit, die sie mitbringen. Sorry, auf diese wohlstandsverwahlosten Luxusprobleme sollte man bewusst verzichten. Selbst fĂŒr'n SpaĂ nicht zu gebrauchen.
(DIR) Post #B0aGpcNaQvl39z5L3g by domodak
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Eine Sache, die mir als fast 40-JĂ€hriger nicht so in den Kopf will ist: Warum schminken die sich gefĂŒhlt ALLE in ihren Videos? Oder sie essen? Oder sie heulen? Oder sie gestikulieren wie in amerikanischen Ghetto-Hip Hop Szenen wild mit ihren HĂ€nden und Fingern rum? Raff ich irgendwie nicht...und dann diese stĂ€ndigen Anglizismen mit jedem 2. Wort. Ich mein, ich liebe und nutze Englisch auch jeden Tag...aber das wirkt so aufgesetzt nur um ein "Attitude" zu haben. Aber vielleicht bin ich auch schon alt und verstehe einfach nicht mehr :D maybe...
(DIR) Post #B0aGy4q4VPtXk4RUCu by domodak
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User A: Step 1: (Mindestvoraussetzungen fĂŒr eine 4/10, leicht ĂŒbergewichtige Frau): Sei 2m, Model, habe Muskeln, MilliardĂ€r, 5 Jahre GefĂ€ngnis, BerĂŒhmt, Tattoos (nicht zu viel weil da ist irgendwie ein schmaler Grad), sei mysteriös, sei unberechenbar (ausser sie will das in diesem Moment nicht), hab immer Zeit fĂŒr sie (aber trotzdem irgendwie dein Ding machen), nett zu ihr und Kellnerin und bei anderen kein Interesse habenStep 2: Auch mal akzeptieren, dass die 50 Typen vor dir hatte und sie 500 ONS hatte (war ja nur ihre Vergangenheit also was sollâs)Step 3: Wenn sie fremd geht und dann wieder zurĂŒck kommt wird es sicher niemals wieder passieren. War nur ein Ausrutscher.Step 4: Offene Beziehung von ihrer Seite ausprobieren. Was los hast du Angst oder was?Step 5: Scheidung und 50% von deinem Vermögen abgeben an eine starke, feminine Frau.User B: Die meisten MĂ€nner heutzutage spielen dieses Spiel leider tatsĂ€chlich mit.User C: Du hast Step 4,5 vergessen, der Verlobungsring muss mindestens 1 Jahresgehalt kosten und an der sechsstelligen Marke kratzen đ ...Also ist doch eigtl alles voll das "bare minimum" oder wie die das heute nennen đ
(DIR) Post #B0aH2ZKr3vhXU2yzmi by domodak
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Woher nimmt sie das Selbstbewusstsein. Dieser Gollum ist immer am schmatzen.
(DIR) Post #B0aH5oE49khYXCLubo by domodak
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Geldgeilheit ist kein Gen Z PhĂ€nomen. Komm mal in mein Alter (Ă50). Da zĂ€hlt ĂŒberhaupt nichts Anderes mehr. Da kannst Du aussehen wie Quasimodo. Aber wenn Du betucht bist, kriegst Du jede, auch verheiratete. Sofern ihr Mann weniger Geld hat als Du.
(DIR) Post #B0aH8XxH6iHUwLnu2S by domodak
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"bei den schönen Frauen trauen die sich das nicht" Bruder der war eiskalt hahahađ€Ł
(DIR) Post #B0aHCse67bmCGltszg by domodak
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Regel Nr.1 - der Typ sollte bei jeder Frau sofort fragen - ob sie bei ShitTok ist - falls ja Nr. 2 - renn, Forest - renn !
(DIR) Post #B0aPQlOuecWNUGvdoG by domodak
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I once had a date with a woman who I met at a restaurant. Sooo we went out to dinner. I asked her how many children did she have. She stated only 5 !!! I asked her how many fathers are there. She said 5 !! I said waiter check please !!! Exit stage left !!!
(DIR) Post #B0aPSp0uC1NBGsgHA0 by domodak
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"Kids these days. Not wanting to cut off their own fingers when they make a mistake." -yakuza probably
(DIR) Post #B0aSsd5ZS1uRg9rQbw by domodak
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If Disney made K-Pop demon hunters, they would have taken out the romance and made them just close misunderstood friends.
(DIR) Post #B0df9jNx4lsT3QG8G0 by domodak
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Was fÀllt dir eigentlich ein zu sagen, PansexualitÀt existiere nicht?! Ich steh auf Pfannen, ok? Das ist eine ernstzunehmende Orientierung!
(DIR) Post #B0dfJDlhTwFltLtOuO by domodak
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"Ich finde das hat nichts damit zu tun ein guter Mensch zu sein, sondern alles damit zu tun dumm zu sein." - BĂ€m! In your Face.
(DIR) Post #B0dyCvePpNPN5pCMLY by domodak
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User A: "Der 69 Jahre fĂŒr diesen Staat arbeiten muss"UFF đđ da war mal wieder jemand in der Schule nur Kreide holenUser B: "Eyyy kennst du das, wenn du aus deiner Mutter raus kommst und dann direkt arbeiten musst? SAMEEEE"
(DIR) Post #B0oOb3LFQRDeHhzo4O by domodak
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This Santa doesn't give coal to the naughty. He turns the naughty into coal instead. đ
(DIR) Post #B0qkKNXVfE7fJO6b32 by domodak
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It's like opening a danish cookie box at grandma's house but instead of a knitting kit or whatever, it's a full vietnam war era revolver with a skull etched into the side, and last time you checked, grandpa never went to vietnam.
(DIR) Post #B13BSFSUcb0bE1Fs0G by domodak
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"popular fan theory" = 3 weirdos on Tumblr
(DIR) Post #B13BarzxDR4H4R18IS by domodak
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User A: "Anyone who thinks that an attractive woman can't be a butt kicking hero, that they have to be male, is sexist.That's their "logic" from 5 years ago."User B: "Concepts like internal consistency and object permanence aren't exactly their strong suit."
(DIR) Post #B13BgdhZHb4uT5AVLE by domodak
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If you can find 3 people on reddit writing it, then "fans want it".If you find 200 people anywhere on the internet complaining about it, then it is "a loud minority".
(DIR) Post #B13Bl8xV0obAZHlfPM by domodak
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Laughs in new Japan law that requires translators of Japanese works to stick to the original creatorâs intent without deviating.
(DIR) Post #B13BmpmTHnANfUPqIS by domodak
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No touching space waifu!!!
(DIR) Post #B13Bt2PPFSTcZRaMIS by domodak
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So we went from >Samus is actually a woman>Samus is an icon of feminism >Samus is for Gooners and oppresses women>Samus should be trans... For no reason whatsoever
(DIR) Post #B13C4acGPGCDqf6jk8 by domodak
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User A: "Stop calling them 'tourists.' They are colonists. They come to oust natives, remove resistance, claim territory & write their own history of the taking. They even have their own flag."User B: "He calls them tourists because they have no intention of staying with the franchise, as someone who has lived in 2 high tourist areas and worked in security for resorts I can explain,You see Taurus can be broken down into two different categories; the respectful tourist and the disrespectful tourist, the only difference between your definition of a colonist and a disrespectful tourist is that the disrespectful tourist doesnât have to worry about having anything left when theyâre done because they donât have to worry about the long term damage they cause since they can just pick up and leave whenever they want"User C: "They loathe and despise the word "tourist" so we should keep using it. If you'd like to also call them colonists that's fine. You could also mention that what they are doing is textbook cultural appropriation if you like. Because it well.. is."
(DIR) Post #B1bX6CBotmMz58z2BM by domodak
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10 minutes of vomiting into a toilet is better than 3 Disney Sequel movies.
(DIR) Post #B4vLGbsf3po8lnxz72 by domodak
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User A: "Ich date nur 35.000⏠Netto Einkommen pro Monat. Alles darunter ist unter meiner WĂŒrde."User B: "Du billiges Flitchen. Ich machâs erst ab 45k Netto im Monat."
(DIR) Post #B4vLQQDFITXJTiH0bo by domodak
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Hat die gerade ein tierisches Produkt die Toilette runtergespĂŒlt? Da werde ich ja zum hardcore Veganer wtf
(DIR) Post #B4vLVV6OXsDw5gUUAC by domodak
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7:20 die benutzen die billigsten LED Kerzen die ich je gesehen habe. Vermutlich traut man den görls keine echten Kerzen zu.
(DIR) Post #B57pE5hP4LA0u3w0yO by domodak
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Bernd das Brot ist Offiziell fĂŒr Kinder, aber hauptsĂ€chlich wird es von Kiffern geschaut
(DIR) Post #B6uEtuXHJSb634ZyPw by domodak
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ALL collecting requires storage space & disposable income. These are two things that are diametrically opposed to "You will own nothing and be happy."
(DIR) Post #B7rsYpWn90cnPisCq8 by domodak
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1:53 > Attraction to tomboys is HOMOSEXUALITY.Lesbians: Can confirm!
(DIR) Post #B8DiLm95NisGmZWyK8 by domodak
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Most men donât approach at the gym, too easy to end up called a creep online. đ€·đ»ââïž My sons have told me horror stories about that.
(DIR) Post #B8DiXC6lC5hAUNt6zg by domodak
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I asked a woman if we were still on for our date. She said she didnât feel well the night before. I confirmed the day of one more time, and she asked what we were doing. I said mini golf and drinks after. She didnât want to do that, instead she wanted dinner and drinks for the first date. I never responded She was counting on me to be stupid and shell out $100+ on the first date
(DIR) Post #B8Dj9R2q6kMjopHxYm by domodak
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Imagine if there was a pizza app that took your money and then responded with - "I don't feel like delivering the pizza today. Can I deliver it tomorrow?" And then you never hear back from the pizza app. That business would fail so fast.
(DIR) Post #B8DjDNBoNqWV1JMZQ8 by domodak
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Can I filter woman by weight and credit score?
(DIR) Post #B8DjLYtGlPXHcuaw2y by domodak
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Also - yeah online dating for women is amazing if you want options. I created a fake Tinder profile a few weeks ago, I searched google images for "average looking girl" and picked the second image, then chose an actual dog photo for my second pic. This girl Michelle was 28yo and literally as average looking as possible. Within 24 hours she had over 1,000 likes. I could barely scroll on the app because there were so many men, the phone couldn't handle it.
(DIR) Post #B8i4Ej7qWkiIMBikXw by domodak
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âWhy are their no conservative celebrities? Conservatives must be talentless peopleâNo itâs because of what happens to the ones when people find out they are conservative.
(DIR) Post #B9ANtZSDX2xFpu6BNI by domodak
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Heutzutage kann man super als Amazonfahrer etc. Karriere machen. Man muss nur lesen können und Auto fahren.
(DIR) Post #B9AUyl2AbZi0sTKsFM by domodak
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Captain Knorpel lĂ€sst grĂŒĂen beim Burger đ
(DIR) Post #B9Ab14vCEZuyrUZ0SG by domodak
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User A: "Tip an alle Jungs, meidet tiktok laberne MĂ€dels, sucht eine die offline ist, die SpaĂ und Hobbys hat, und ihr Leben genieĂt. Die ehrlich einen Partner sucht, kein Vaterersatz."User: B: "Das ist zwar alles vollkommen korrekt, nur leider sind gefĂŒhlt 99% aller Frauen unter 50 mittlerweile HandysĂŒchtig."
(DIR) Post #B9J7IgC7bedFwX2qXo by domodak
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Ich hab so sehr Geheadbangt, dass ich mir ausversehen selbst einen gelutscht habe.
(DIR) Post #B9dDKQLpa9UuU0PvNI by domodak
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So ein scheià fröhlicher Beat kann halt auch nur vom Satan persönlich kommen.
(DIR) Post #B9dDSUt6bBCmrzpYem by domodak
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Den Frauen Chor gibts bei Aldi Gratis bei einem Einkauf im Wert von 50⏠dazu. Nur FĂŒr kurze Zeit, unbedingt zuschlagen!
(DIR) Post #B9uLZo0COIgAcdeDaa by domodak
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Sitze gerade im Gabelstapler und feier den trackđ
(Bist du es, Klaus?)
(DIR) Post #BA0ScP6hHVfGPhw9ZY by domodak
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Alien vs. Predator 2: konnte nichts erkennen, aber ich glaube da haben auch Menschen mitgespielt. Hat sich zumindest so angehört.