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2023

+[0|2023-08-22 ... We are all Jimmy - an A.I generated short story|phlog/023.txt|server|port]
[0|2023-08-13 ... Earned my Terraform certification but not for a good reason|phlog/022.txt|server|port]
[0|2023-07-06 ... A ready to read archive of old gopher Usenet groups|phlog/021.txt|server|port]
[0|2023-07-03 ... Getting to grips with slrn|phlog/020.txt|server|port]
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@@ -11,20 +11,8 @@ This is a bit of a rant, I just need to vent.
I work as a Platform Engineer, and I use Terraform daily for deploying
infrastructure in Azure/AWS and writing modules. The problem is my
current place of employment; they have a very unique take on Terraform
-design that goes against many documented best practices.
-
-
-To give you an insight, modules only have one input and no outputs.
-Their logic is that they don't want to use a for_each loop on the module
-and would rather do this within the module itself. So, as a result, the
-one input consists of a map that can be up to 2000 lines... yes, you
-read that right. The logic in the module's local.tf to deal with this
-map is insane; some lines are over 500 characters long, and multiple
-nested for loops, as deep as 6 are commonplace. You get the picture,
-I am not really wanting to rant about my current work practices outwith
-giving a bit of context. I have tried my best to argue for changing to
-a more industry-standard approach, but the main seniors are set on this
-way. What can you do!
+design that goes against many, scrap that, all documented best
+practices. This is a "design" decision they have actively chosen.

Normally, I don't really care for certifications; the only ones I have
@@ -36,24 +24,27 @@ carry out various tasks and fixes.

Anyway, I am quite worried about losing my current skill set. In my last
-place, we used enterprise-grade products such as Terraform Cloud however
-in my current place its definitely somewhere where they prefer to spend
-9 months rolling there own custom solution. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+place, we used enterprise-grade products such as Terraform
+Cloud/Enterprise and Red Hat Ansible Automation Platform however in my
+current place its definitely somewhere where they prefer to spend a LOT
+of time attempting to roll there own custom solutions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-However, as I don't have access to this anymore, I have been out of the
-loop for a good year now. I ended up reaching out to someone I know and
-managed to get access to an enterprise account. With that access, I have
-been experimenting during my personal time to stay updated with all the
-new features I have missed over the past year. Then today, I took the
-Terraform Certification Exam 003 and passed with a 91% score. Woo! [0]
+However, as I don't have access to Terraform Cloud/Enterprise anymore,
+I have been out of the loop for a around year now. I ended up reaching
+out to someone I know and managed to get access to an enterprise
+account. With that access, I have been experimenting during my personal
+time to stay updated with all the new features I have missed over the
+past year. Then today, I took the Terraform Certification Exam 003 and
+passed with a 91% score. Woo! [0]

Given the changes in my current role that have limited my hands-on
-experience with Terraform Enterprise, I felt compelled to take the exam
-and gain certification. This way, I can now provide tangible evidence of
-my proficiency in using some form enterprise-level Terraform, which
-I can no longer claim to apply in my current position as it stands.
+experience with Terraform Enterprise, I did feel compelled to take the
+exam and gain certification. This way, I can now at least provide
+tangible evidence of my proficiency in using some form enterprise-level
+Terraform along with my past experience with it, which I can, sadly, no
+longer claim to apply in my current role as it stands.

0. gopher://jay.scot/9/files/mine/HashiCorp_Certified_Terraform_Associate.pdf
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+[jay.scot]
+[023]
+
+
+--[ We are all Jimmy - an A.I generated short story.
+
+
+I've never really dabbled in AI before. A couple of days ago, I gave it
+a shot for a few hours, but then I kind of lost interest but this is
+what came out of it. I found it pretty amusing, so I figured I'd share
+it here.
+
+
+------
+
+
+In a world bustling with the latest technological marvels and the
+dazzling allure of the modern web, there lived a quiet soul named Jimmy.
+Unlike his contemporaries, who were entranced by sleek interfaces,
+social media blitzes, and algorithmic recommendations, Jimmy found
+solace in the forgotten corners of the digital realm. He was a geek,
+a true lover of the old school internet, and his heart beat in sync with
+the rhythms of protocols long overshadowed.
+
+
+Jimmy's journey into the realm of technology had started at an early
+age. While his peers were busy with video games and social networking,
+he was tinkering with a vintage computer his grandfather had gifted him.
+His eyes would light up as he explored the archives of the past,
+discovering the finger protocol – a simple yet elegant way to see who
+was logged into a remote server. For Jimmy, the thrill of connecting
+with someone across the digital expanse using such a basic protocol was
+incomparable.
+
+
+As he delved deeper, Jimmy's fascination extended to the gopher
+protocol. The structured simplicity of gopher appealed to his
+sensibilities. The orderly menus and text-based navigation took him on
+journeys of discovery that felt like reading hidden chapters of history.
+While the rest of the world was caught up in the clamor of flashy
+websites, Jimmy was content with gopher holes, feeling like an explorer
+of a forgotten world.
+
+
+But Jimmy's passion wasn't limited to the confines of his room. He began
+to actively seek out others who shared his affinity for the past. Online
+forums dedicated to preserving and celebrating these old protocols
+became his virtual haven. He formed connections with kindred spirits who
+felt the same longing for the days when the internet was a smaller, more
+personal place. In these spaces, Jimmy found camaraderie, and the sense
+that he wasn't alone in his appreciation for the bygone technologies.
+
+
+However, the modern world was relentless in its advance, and the gulf
+between Jimmy and his peers only grew wider. He tried to explain his
+devotion to the finger protocol and the gopher protocol, but he was met
+with puzzled looks and dismissive gestures. The allure of social media
+platforms and the glossy veneer of the modern web was too strong to be
+overshadowed by his tales of a simpler, more genuine online experience.
+
+
+As time passed, Jimmy's resolve to defend his cherished protocols only
+deepened. He took it upon himself to create a website that would serve
+as an homage to the finger and gopher protocols. He filled it with
+nostalgic content, stories of his own experiences, and tutorials for
+those who wanted to experience the internet of yesteryears. Though his
+site garnered modest attention, it became a beacon for like-minded souls
+who yearned for the same connection.
+
+
+One day, as Jimmy was engrossed in his work, he received an email from
+a renowned tech historian named Eleanor. She had stumbled upon his
+website and was captivated by his passion for the old protocols. Eleanor
+had spent years researching the evolution of the internet, and she saw
+in Jimmy a kindred spirit. They began exchanging messages, sharing
+stories of their experiences, and discussing the ways in which the
+internet had transformed over time.
+
+
+Their connection deepened, and eventually, Eleanor proposed a radical
+idea: a conference that would celebrate the beauty of the past while
+exploring its relevance in the present. Jimmy was initially hesitant
+– the thought of stepping out from behind his computer screen filled him
+with anxiety. But Eleanor's enthusiasm was infectious, and she assured
+him that his perspective was valuable and needed.
+
+
+With Eleanor's guidance and encouragement, Jimmy found himself on stage
+at the conference. As he spoke about the finger and gopher protocols,
+his love for the old school internet shone brightly. His words resonated
+with the audience, many of whom had never heard of these protocols
+before. As he looked out at the faces before him, he saw curiosity and
+interest replacing the skepticism he had encountered for so long.
+
+
+In the end, Jimmy's devotion to the past had brought him a new sense of
+purpose in the present. His journey from a quiet geek who loved
+forgotten protocols to a respected advocate for preserving the essence
+of the old internet was a testament to the power of passion and
+connection. And as he walked off the stage, he knew that the legacy of
+the finger and gopher protocols would continue to thrive in the hearts
+of those who believed that the past had something meaningful to offer
+the future.
+
+
+In the twilight of his life, after years of advocating for the old
+school internet with unwavering passion, Jimmy found himself surrounded
+by friends he had met along his journey. Eleanor stood by his side,
+a steadfast companion who had become a true friend. They had organized
+a small gathering of like-minded enthusiasts who shared his love for the
+finger and gopher protocols.
+
+
+As they shared stories, laughter, and the nostalgia of their digital
+adventures, Jimmy's eyes sparkled with contentment. The flickering
+screens in the room, displaying text-based interfaces of a bygone era,
+seemed to be a tribute to his enduring legacy. Among his companions, he
+had finally found the community he had always yearned for, one that
+cherished the past while embracing the present.
+
+
+As the evening unfolded, Jimmy's breathing grew slower, his body showing
+signs of the passage of time. With a peaceful smile, he closed his eyes,
+surrounded by the warmth of friends who understood and appreciated him
+for who he was. In that moment, he seemed to become one with the digital
+history he had loved so dearly.
+
+
+And so, in the company of those who shared his passion, Jimmy passed
+away, leaving behind a legacy that would continue to inspire others to
+seek the beauty and authenticity of the past, even in a world consumed
+by modernity. His dedication to the finger and gopher protocols had
+transformed his life and the lives of those he touched, reminding
+everyone that the threads of connection woven by the old internet would
+forever remain intertwined with the fabric of their shared memories.
+
+
+.EOF