[HN Gopher] The Church FAQ
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       The Church FAQ
        
       Author : nivethan
       Score  : 298 points
       Date   : 2025-03-14 02:00 UTC (21 hours ago)
        
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       | rfarley04 wrote:
       | I don't want for much and don't need much more money than I
       | currently have, I used to say before reading this
        
         | jasonthorsness wrote:
         | The church cost only $75,000; because it is here:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford,_Ohio
         | 
         | If you work remotely, this seems a good example of why you
         | might consider moving away from a major city.
        
           | rfarley04 wrote:
           | I live in Bangkok. So I'm over here searching for abandoned
           | Buddhist temples lol
        
           | bawolff wrote:
           | So its about 45 minutes (by car) from a city of about 130,000
           | people.
           | 
           | That's hardly the middle of nowhere.
        
             | TulliusCicero wrote:
             | For a lot of people, "45 minutes by car to get to a city of
             | any real size" is very much in the middle of nowhere.
        
               | jes5199 wrote:
               | and yet plenty of people have a commute _within_ the city
               | that is longer than that
        
               | TulliusCicero wrote:
               | Oh for sure, but they're still 'somewhere' while
               | commuting.
        
               | jes5199 wrote:
               | I would so much prefer an hour on a rural highway over an
               | hour stuck in city traffic!
        
               | bigstrat2003 wrote:
               | Those people very badly need some perspective, then. That
               | is not _remotely_ the middle of nowhere.
        
               | TulliusCicero wrote:
               | It just depends on your perspective.
               | 
               | Honestly, Americans are probably more tolerant and
               | accepting of long distances compared to most peer
               | countries. 45 minutes of driving to hit some kind of city
               | is very far most of the time in Japan or most of Europe,
               | where the population density is higher than the states.
        
               | froh wrote:
               | that again depends on where you are in Europe... in most
               | of Germany you're right. large parts of Norway Sweden
               | Finland? not so much...
        
               | apelapan wrote:
               | It is probably true that in a majority of those land
               | areas (Finland, Sweden, Norway) you are more than 45
               | minutes of driving from the next proper city.
               | 
               | However, the proportion of people who live like that is
               | not very high. People mostly live where other people
               | live.
        
               | jrmg wrote:
               | Growing up in the UK, 45 minutes was about the 'if we're
               | going there in the evening we're going to need to get a
               | hotel' boundary. Now I live in the US it's a short drive.
               | 
               | It's amazing how perspective changes. If you haven't
               | experienced it I suspect it's impossible to understand,
               | because this feels crazy to write. It's true though.
        
               | pavon wrote:
               | Branford is within 15 minutes of Piqua and Greensville
               | which are both mid-sized towns that have everything you
               | need for everyday life, and a lot of what you'd want. To
               | me that is much more relevant than how far it is to a
               | large city, which you would be visiting much less
               | frequently. 15 minutes is a normal commuting time within
               | a city, so not really the middle of nowhere.
        
             | globular-toast wrote:
             | I lived in a place that was a 30 min drive from a similar
             | sized place (Cambridge, UK). It totally felt like the
             | middle of nowhere. It's not so much about the numbers but
             | about the feeling of a place:
             | 
             | * No transport links means total dependence on car,
             | 
             | * No natural features of any note, in particular no rivers
             | or hills,
             | 
             | * Unknown to people outside of the very small population
             | that lives there,
             | 
             | * Hard to convince people to come and visit you and when
             | they do they're disappointed.
        
             | rsynnott wrote:
             | All a matter of perspective, I suppose. I'd call that the
             | middle of nowhere, but I've always lived either in a
             | medium-sized (>1 million people) city or its suburbs.
             | 
             | In particular it doesn't seem to have public transport at
             | _all_, at least per Google Maps; I'd consider anywhere
             | where your only option to get to a city was to drive to be
             | serious middle of nowhere, though I gather that this is a
             | more common condition in the US.
        
           | viraptor wrote:
           | If you wanted to actually use it day to day though, it would
           | cost so much more. Just the temperature control for such area
           | would be either super expensive or require a complete
           | redesign of the space to split it into lower floors.
        
             | tengwar2 wrote:
             | It would, but that's partly a matter of size, and a large
             | house will cost a lot to heat or cool as well. I'm in the
             | UK (cool climate), and there are a lot of smaller chapels
             | which have been converted to use as houses quite
             | successfully.
        
           | rsynnott wrote:
           | While he doesn't explicitly say it, I'm going to bet that the
           | renovation, and likely even just the essential parts (roof,
           | rewiring etc) of the renovation cost considerably more than
           | that.
        
             | loeg wrote:
             | Yeah, but still. On the coasts that would be a $1.5M+
             | property.
        
               | astura wrote:
               | Only in the most desirable of desirable areas. I live on
               | the east coast (almost literally, only a few blocks from
               | the ocean) and a similar church sold last year in the
               | town next door for just over $300,000.
        
             | organsnyder wrote:
             | Yeah, the renovations they describe are easily over
             | $100,000--probably multiples of that.
             | 
             | (I live in Michigan, so I'm assuming project costs would be
             | similar to where I am)
        
       | wewewedxfgdf wrote:
       | Disappointing he says he is not using it to start a cult. I'd
       | start a cult. Church building first, cult second.
        
         | rfarley04 wrote:
         | If you're starting a cult, always build instead of buy!
        
           | bigiain wrote:
           | Hmmm, if you're starting a cult as a way to tap into tax
           | exemptions, I suspect your accountants and lawyers would have
           | long heated arguments about exactly how to best structure the
           | church building ownership or lease/rental. Is your cult's
           | meeting place a capex or an opex?
        
             | krapp wrote:
             | If you want to start a cult to get out of taxes, forget the
             | church - you need a boat.
        
               | rsynnott wrote:
               | I mean the most notorious example very much had both.
        
           | fraserphysics wrote:
           | Consider https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraser_Mansion. My
           | great great grandfather lived there till he jumped to his
           | death from Brown's Hotel in London. See Richard Cory.
        
         | timmg wrote:
         | If you wanted to start a cult, would you say you wanted to
         | start a cult?
         | 
         | "I just want to share my learnings with the good people of
         | Ohio..."
        
         | 01HNNWZ0MV43FF wrote:
         | Nah I think the Lean method would be to start the cult first,
         | prove product-market fit, then get the church once you have
         | around 10 members
        
           | red-iron-pine wrote:
           | but you get the money before you even have any idea of your
           | actual tenants and beliefs. slide deck -> money -> cult ->
           | bodies -> church
        
         | mnemotronic wrote:
         | Been done. It's called scientology.
        
       | schoen wrote:
       | > Not "Church of the Scalzi," which is actually the name of a
       | church in Venice, Italy.
       | 
       | Oh right, "scalzi" means 'barefoot' (mpl) in Italian!
       | 
       | https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scalzo#Italian
        
       | bruce511 wrote:
       | I've noticed something, and I don't know if it's too much of a
       | generalization but I see it a fair bit, so maybe it's generally
       | true.
       | 
       | Generally speaking, non-religious people understand church to be
       | a building. Whereas religious people understand that the people
       | _are_ the church, the building is just a building.
       | 
       | Now granted some of them are really nice buildings, and some are
       | really old, and you can be both religious _and_ really like the
       | building, but the two concepts are still separate.
       | 
       | In other words, to the religious, the use of the building for
       | non-religious purposes is "shrug".
       | 
       | Whereas to the non-religious the idea of turning a church
       | building into something else is some kind of desecration.
       | (Obviously this isn't the case for this article, but I noted the
       | first question as him getting that response, and also the
       | immediate rebuttal that he's starting a cult.)
       | 
       | Anyway, I thought it an interesting, if tangentially observation.
       | And as with all generalizations there will be lots of exceptions.
        
         | saghm wrote:
         | It's possible that this is generally true, but that's
         | definitely not my perception. Growing up I remember hearing
         | about stories like this [0] where people camped out in a church
         | for over a decade to try to stop it from being closed. As
         | someone who isn't religious, I still can't understand the level
         | of attachment to the building itself, and it's hard to imagine
         | that this would happen from people not ascribing some sort of
         | religious significance to the building itself. That said, I
         | know that there are some notable differences between Catholics
         | and other Christians in terms of veneration, so maybe this
         | perception is just due to my growing up in an area where other
         | types of Christianity weren't as common, and elsewhere in the
         | country where Catholics aren't as common, the generalization
         | would hold more true.
         | 
         | [0]: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/massachusetts-church-
         | protest-11...
        
           | irrational wrote:
           | I wonder if it is similar to people who camp out in trees to
           | keep them from being cut down. Maybe it is the same sort of
           | veneration in both cases?
        
             | mock-possum wrote:
             | "No, stop, this important."
        
         | mmooss wrote:
         | > Whereas religious people understand that the people are the
         | church, the building is just a building.
         | 
         | Many (most?) religions invest enormous amounts in those
         | buildings, some with staggering displays of wealth. Even in
         | many/most towns, the religious institution is the nicest
         | building around.
        
         | nyokodo wrote:
         | > In other words, to the religious, the use of the building for
         | non-religious purposes is "shrug".
         | 
         | This isn't accurate except for perhaps certain parts of
         | Protestantism. To Catholics, Orthodox, probably portions of the
         | Church of England etc, ie a majority of Christianity church
         | buildings are holy and specially blessed. They hold the
         | Eucharist in the Tabernacle which these Churches believe is the
         | body and blood of Jesus under the guise of bread which is the
         | _most_ holy thing for them. In order for these buildings to be
         | used for any other purpose all the holy things would need to be
         | removed and the building specifically deconsecrated.
        
           | jes5199 wrote:
           | sure but a church building that hasn't been used in years
           | surely was already deconsecrated
        
           | cvoss wrote:
           | You're kind of proving the point. The building is not the
           | real thing, as any sense in which it is holy (which is a word
           | that means set apart for a special purpose) can be readily
           | undone. The church doesn't cease to exist when that happens.
           | It moves. The same way the Tabernacle (the ancient
           | Tabernacle) moved, which happened on a semi-regular basis.
           | The place is less important than who is there.
        
             | ForTheKidz wrote:
             | Surely if the church was _just_ the people such a ritual of
             | consecration would have fallen by the wayside a long time
             | ago.
             | 
             | Anyway, there are in fact many christians who view churches
             | as sacred in themselves. Good luck painting christianity
             | with any such a wide brush.
        
               | DiggyJohnson wrote:
               | The inclusion of the word "just" makes this comment not
               | so relevant to the discussion. Nobody is claiming that.
        
               | ForTheKidz wrote:
               | I'm afraid i'm missing the point of the entire
               | conversation, then. Nobody was claiming church was just a
               | building to begin with either.
        
             | mock-possum wrote:
             | It seems like this is confusing The Church with a church.
             | 
             | Notre Dame Cathedral is a church, but you could burn it to
             | the ground tomorrow and it wouldn't have hardly any impact
             | at all on the persistence of The Church.
        
               | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
               | Such is claimed, but I suspect that this is a misleading
               | truth. Christianity is an extremely successful religion,
               | but if it were less popular and Notre Dame was one of
               | only a few church buildings (even, just one of a few with
               | that level of grandeur), then burning it to the ground
               | would indeed have a profound impact on the persistence of
               | _The Church_. For those religions with a single temple,
               | the destruction of that building is more than merely
               | traumatic, it is catastrophic. Christianity only avoids
               | this by having so very many buildings, many of them as
               | spectacular as Notre Dame.
        
           | DiggyJohnson wrote:
           | In the NT and early history of the [Catholic] church it was
           | explicitly the people and not the building.
        
             | umanwizard wrote:
             | Perhaps, but that was 2000 years ago and not necessarily
             | identical to how people feel/believe today.
        
             | PaulRobinson wrote:
             | Your interpretation of "people and not the building" is
             | pretty unique to Protestantism in the Christian belief, and
             | arguably the central tenet of Methodism. It is absent in
             | much of the history of Christian (and most other
             | monotheistic) beliefs.
             | 
             | I recommend you look at (as an example), what the Catholic
             | Church did since around the conversion of the Romans
             | through to Vatican II. Even when I was a kid (some decades
             | after Vatican II), attending Catholic school and regularly
             | attending mass, the Catholic Church building was considered
             | an incredibly special place by the congregations.
             | 
             | In my school, the chapel (which held a tabernacle), was
             | once used by some well-meaning but incredibly ill-educated
             | pupils to hold a palm reading booth for a school fete
             | fundraiser. When the more traditional Catholics in the
             | faculty found out, they burst in, soaking the pupils and
             | chapel with holy water and latin prayer (first time used in
             | the school since Vatican II! Showed their colours that
             | day!), claiming that to engage in the occult near a
             | tabernacle was an incredibly offensive thing to do, because
             | the space held a tabernacle, end of.
             | 
             | The whole thing about Protestantism is to remove mystery.
             | Research the early history from Luther through the English
             | Tudors and the King James Bible, all the way through to the
             | Mayflower and the reason why they were fleeing Europe to
             | the New World, and you'll see that big and plain. It
             | doesn't mean that a sense of mystery in terms of rituals
             | and rites held in special designated spaces died and went
             | away though, it just means it's less present than it once
             | was.
             | 
             | For many, many people (billions on Earth today), "holy
             | spaces" remain exactly that: consecrated spaces that are in
             | themselves holy regardless of whether a human congregation
             | is present or not. And this is not limited to Christianity
             | either.
             | 
             | As this was a Methodist Church, I suspect most people who
             | used it would consider it "just a building", albeit one
             | with sentimental memories (weddings, funerals, weekly
             | worship), but sure, it's bricks and mortar and balconies
             | and pews and a broken organ. _shrug_.
             | 
             | It's just that's actually quite an unusual viewpoint on a
             | global scale, for most denominations.
        
               | apelapan wrote:
               | Catholics abandon and sell church buildings all the time.
               | Once you've removed a small handful of sacred items and
               | done the de-consecration-ritual, it is "just a building"
               | to them too.
               | 
               | There are vast numbers of repurposed churches in Catholic
               | countries. Just walk the streets in an Italian city.
               | 
               | I'm not familiar with the specifics for catholics, but it
               | is conceptually not too different from how protestants do
               | it.
               | 
               | With the caveat, best repeated in every post under this
               | article, that of course very strong sentimental feelings
               | can be attached to a church building. You could put a
               | religious dimension on the morality of hurting peoples
               | feelings by destroying or changing a beautiful thing I
               | guess. But, it is not the house itself that is holy in a
               | holy house.
        
               | giraffe_lady wrote:
               | I'm eastern orthodox so not part of one of the groups
               | you're talking about but we share a lot with catholics so
               | maybe close enough.
               | 
               | The reaction you're talking about with the palm reading
               | seems like it could have mostly been because of the
               | presence of a loaded tabernacle? I mean I doubt they
               | would have been pleased about this without it but lay
               | catholics I know take the tabernacle extremely seriously.
               | 
               | I don't particularly, aesthetically, _like_ to see
               | churches used for secular purposes but if they 've been
               | properly desacralized I don't have any strong religious
               | objections.
               | 
               | > "holy spaces" remain exactly that: consecrated spaces
               | that are in themselves holy regardless of whether a human
               | congregation is present or not
               | 
               | This is true but it implies a causality that is backwards
               | I think. Spaces aren't holy because of the consecration,
               | they're holy because of the people that come there to
               | worship together regularly over many years. If they stop
               | doing that the church doesn't immediately "lose its
               | holiness" or whatever but it does change: it becomes a
               | shrine or a relic or maybe just a building.
        
           | Barrin92 wrote:
           | Yup I'm gonna second this one. I grew up in Cologne and
           | Christians here generally don't think the Cologne Cathedral
           | [1] (which holds among other things, according to the Church
           | the bones of the three magi) is "just a building" and if you
           | wanted to argue to turn it into a mall next week you'd
           | probably get a pretty strong reaction from members of the
           | church
           | 
           | [1] https://www.wandererscompass.com/wp-
           | content/uploads/2024/08/...
        
             | williamdclt wrote:
             | If you wanted to turn the cathedral of cologne into a mall
             | you'd get a pretty strong reaction from _me_, who's neither
             | religious nor has ever been to Cologne!
        
             | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
             | >if you wanted to argue to turn it into a mall next week
             | you'd probably get a pretty strong reaction from members of
             | the church
             | 
             | Even us atheists should hope that the building would get a
             | little more love and respect than that.
        
           | mock-possum wrote:
           | Growing up Methodist, we learned it via church camp
           | singalong:
           | 
           | A church is not a building
           | 
           | A church is not a steeple
           | 
           | A church is not a resting place
           | 
           | A church is a people
           | 
           | I am the church
           | 
           | You are the church
           | 
           | We are the church together
           | 
           | All who follow Jesus
           | 
           | All around the world
           | 
           | Yes were the church to-clap!-gether.
           | 
           | I don't believe in any of it anymore, but it's still a nice
           | sentiment - the only thing I really miss about Christianity
           | is the community.
        
             | dingnuts wrote:
             | same -- maybe you should look into the Quakers, they're
             | basically a denomination that is only community and sans
             | doctrine, is my understanding. I only haven't followed this
             | advice for bad reasons
        
           | swat535 wrote:
           | The Church building is only considered Holy when Christ is
           | considered present for Eucharist. Should it be removed along
           | with the Altar, it only becomes a building, to Catholics at
           | least. This is why abandon Churches can be converted to other
           | things, in Montreal there are examples of these buildings.
           | 
           | OP is correct here by saying that the Church is the people.
           | It's just that the word has two meanings, the church building
           | and the Church of Christ.
           | 
           | It's also why sometimes you hear Christians say things like
           | "your family is also your Church"
        
             | lo_zamoyski wrote:
             | According to canon law, a Catholic church must be
             | desacralized (or deconsecrated) in order to be licitly used
             | for other, though not just any, purposes[0].
             | 
             | [0] https://www.ewtn.com/catholicism/library/when-a-church-
             | is-de...
        
         | nickpsecurity wrote:
         | Yes, the Word of God says the "church" is either the whole set
         | of all believers in Jesus Christ or a local group of them. It's
         | people who together make up His "body" while He is the "head."
         | Example verses:
         | 
         | https://www.gotquestions.org/what-is-the-church.html
         | 
         | False teaching that contradicts God's Word often tries to
         | elevate specific people or buildings while the Word elevates
         | Christ. Over time, more religions started focusing a lot on
         | their buildings. They identified as Christian even though their
         | practices were getting further and further from Biblical
         | examples. This caused much confusion.
         | 
         | Our church would just call it an old building that used to
         | house a church (group of people). Hopefully, the members are
         | still gathering to worship God, read the Word, share Christ,
         | and love each other. Those are what's important.
        
           | HeatrayEnjoyer wrote:
           | This depends greatly on the denomination. Pious Catholics
           | care greatly about their church buildings.
        
             | nickpsecurity wrote:
             | I was only talking about Christians that put God's Word
             | center. Catholicism is a different, church-centered faith
             | that came later.
             | 
             | For example, in Christianity, they only venerate God and
             | pray to God through Jesus alone. Peter and Hebrews says we
             | are all priests who have direct access to God, coming
             | boldly, as His adopted sons and daughters. Jesus also
             | represents us before God with nobody else really needed.
             | 
             | Whereas, Catholicism taught people to venerate and pray to
             | mere humans. They pray to Mary hoping she will represent
             | them, too. That's idolatry in God's Word. It's also
             | something we don't see Apostles or believers doing.
             | 
             | I noted below numerous such reasons that Catholicism is a
             | different religion which Jesus and the Apostles call false
             | teaching. That is, anything that contradicts their Gospel
             | of justification by faith in Christ alone worshiping God
             | alone.
             | 
             | https://www.gethisword.com/catholic
             | 
             | Deuteronomy requires testing any person or claim that
             | allegedly comes from God. They had to have supernatural
             | power and never contradict God's Word. The Pope's fail that
             | test while Apostles passed it. To be obedient, I tested it
             | myself above.
        
         | irrational wrote:
         | Is it the difference between a church building and a temple?
         | The Romans would put a wall (or it could have been a ditch)
         | around some ground. The wall was called a fanum. That which was
         | outside of the fanum was called the profanum (pro = before) or
         | profane. Inside the fanum was sacred or holy ground where the
         | sanctuary was situated. We see this kind of think in Greek
         | Temples, Egyptian Temples, the Temple of Solomon, etc. Perhaps
         | some people view their church buildings similar to how ancients
         | viewed their temples.
        
         | pmezard wrote:
         | > In other words, to the religious, the use of the building for
         | non-religious purposes is "shrug".
         | 
         | Try that in a mosque please.
         | 
         | Also, a couple of years ago a French (Benjamin Ledig)
         | youtuber/tiktoker/whatever was fined for filming himself
         | dancing in a parisian catholic church.
         | 
         | As you said:
         | 
         | > And as with all generalizations there will be lots of
         | exceptions.
        
         | syklemil wrote:
         | > Generally speaking, non-religious people understand church to
         | be a building. Whereas religious people understand that the
         | people are the church, the building is just a building.
         | 
         | The word "church" itself _is_ used to refer to the building in
         | several languages; some of the buildings get some fancier word
         | like  "cathedral" or "dom church" or just "dom", like the
         | Kolnerdom or Nidarosdomen. It's a type of building the same way
         | that you expect certain things of a Rathaus or office building
         | or detached house.
         | 
         | Of course, it is also used to refer to what in secular contexts
         | would be called a club or organization, like "the church of
         | $country". E.g. if you want Norwegian waffles abroad,
         | Sjomannskirken (literally "The seamen's church") is very likely
         | to have them. Norwegian churches-as-organizations run partially
         | on coffee & waffles.
         | 
         | The only other group I can think of off the top of my head that
         | get called the same as a building is parliament? While with
         | churches it's kind of as if we used just one word to describe a
         | football field, the football team, and that football team's
         | supporters. Homonyms can trip people up.
         | 
         | So for people who aren't in the organization, but know that
         | people associated with that kind of organization take umbrage
         | at a lot of things that they can't easily predict, it's no
         | wonder that churches-the-buildings have mental priority because
         | that's what they actually experience in their daily lives:
         | Buildings that exist in their vicinity, that often represent a
         | sizable investment, and that they might even get invited to for
         | some rituals like marriages and funerals. The ... Jesus club is
         | about as visible to them as a local role-playing club, or
         | indoor sports club.
        
           | umanwizard wrote:
           | > The word "church" itself is used to refer to the building
           | in several languages
           | 
           | Including English, for that matter.
        
         | graemep wrote:
         | There are many meanings. Off the top of my head:
         | 
         | 1. church meaning a building 2. church meaning an organisation
         | - e.g. "Roman Catholic Church" 3. church militant - all
         | Christians on earth 4. church triumphant - all of redeemed
         | humanity. If you are a universalist (someone who believes all
         | of humanity is saved) this would be synonymous with all of
         | humanity.
         | 
         | I am sure I have missed things out, and there are lots of
         | shades of meaning and different levels with regard to
         | organisations.
        
         | ubermonkey wrote:
         | You're a bit off here.
         | 
         | First, everyone (faithful or not) understands that "church"
         | could mean physical structure or the body of people who attend.
         | The word was frequently used both ways in my Southern Baptist
         | youth, for example, and I'm familiar with similar use patterns
         | from the Catholics I've known.
         | 
         | HOWEVER it IS true that some flavors of Christianity DO see the
         | physical building as blessed, consecrated, or whatever, and
         | somehow important in and of itself. It varies WIDELY by faith;
         | neither position is universal at all.
         | 
         | My sense is that GENERALLY this distinction maps to the
         | adherence to/belief in actual sacraments -- ie, rituals written
         | out and led by specific clergy that lead to desirable spiritual
         | goals.
         | 
         | The Roman church, for example, has a number of these that are
         | considered important to your spiritual life. For a faithful
         | Catholic, Communion involves actual transubstantiation, and
         | requires the priest. You're probably not truly married unless
         | you're married in a Catholic ceremony by a priest in a church.
         | Confession matters. Etc.
         | 
         | By contrast, most mainline protestant churches don't really
         | have any of these. Your relationship to God is between you and
         | God; the pastor leads the church, but is not seen as someone
         | with a hotline to the almighty.
         | 
         | Many or most of them DO things that look like Communion, but
         | it's entirely symbolic; the act itself has no special spiritual
         | power, and there is no expectation of transubstantiation. It's
         | done maybe quarterly largely because the Gospels say Jesus said
         | to "do this in remembrance of me."
         | 
         | Most protestant sects don't think a church wedding has any
         | additional spiritual weight, and certainly don't require one.
         | Marriage is between you, your spouse, and God. I went to a
         | Baptist wedding on a golf course last fall where the officiant
         | was the groom's nonclergy (but devout) uncle. That's normal.
        
         | lo_zamoyski wrote:
         | > non-religious people understand church to be a building.
         | Whereas religious people understand that the people are the
         | church
         | 
         | "Church" is equivocal [0]. It can mean "a church" as in a
         | building used for liturgical worship (and specifically, the
         | sacrifice of the mass). It can mean the institution founded by
         | Christ, a divine and universal (hence "catholic" [1]) society,
         | in which case we tend to capitalize it in English. In this
         | latter case, theologically, we can speak of the human and
         | divine elements, where the human (here on earth, the so-called
         | _Ecclesia militans_ or  "Church Militant") is afflicted by the
         | ravages of sin, while the divine dimension remains
         | indefectible. The totality of the Church also includes the
         | _Ecclesia poenitens_ ( "Church Penitent", "Church Expectant",
         | or "Church Suffering") and the _Ecclesia triumphans_ ( "Church
         | Triumphant").
         | 
         | (As a footnote, people in countries with a Christian heritage
         | sometimes commit fallacies of equivocation with respect to
         | these two meanings. This leads to some absurd inferences. For
         | example, proponents of secularism have sometimes called for the
         | separation of "mosque and state" in Muslim countries in an
         | attempt to mirror the liberal exaggeration of the Christian
         | _distinction_ between Church and State, but this is
         | nonsensical.  "Mosque" has only one meaning, namely, the
         | building. There is no institutional "Mosque". Islam does not
         | make a distinction between religious and secular authority
         | (which has its roots in Matthew 22:21 [2]). In the Islamic
         | worldview, there is only Islam - "submission" [3] - and the
         | unconquered world of the infidels. Liberalism is,
         | genealogically and as a matter of substance, a Christian heresy
         | - something it shares with Islam - but one that is alien to the
         | Islamic worldview. The secular/Islamic divide in the
         | traditionally Islamic world is rather a result of Western
         | geopolitical influence, an arrangement merely tolerated, for
         | the time being at least, by devout Muslims.)
         | 
         | > to the religious, the use of the building for non-religious
         | purposes is "shrug".
         | 
         | Perhaps for some Protestants, but Catholic churches are not
         | simply meeting houses, but the successors of the Temple of
         | Jerusalem where the perfect sacrifice of the mass is offered
         | (the liturgy itself has the structure of the liturgy used in
         | the Temple). It is most certainly not a "shrug".
         | 
         | > Whereas to the non-religious the idea of turning a church
         | building into something else is some kind of desecration.
         | 
         | I don't understand. To non-religious people who do not
         | recognize a religion's truth claims, it appears that there is
         | nothing to desecrate. Catholics/Orthodox most certainly would
         | consider the illicit use of a church as desecration (example:
         | the man who recently climbed onto the main altar in St. Peter's
         | Basilica).
         | 
         | [0] https://www.newadvent.org/cathen/03744a.htm
         | 
         | [1] https://www.etymonline.com/word/catholic
         | 
         | [2]
         | https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2022%3A...
         | 
         | [3] https://www.etymonline.com/word/Islam
        
         | furyofantares wrote:
         | It's just two different words, I feel like most people
         | recognize both.
        
       | october8140 wrote:
       | I live in Detroit and don't understand why everyone wants to work
       | remove AND live in the most expensive places in the world. To me
       | working remote means I can live anywhere I want. Why not live
       | where you get a lot more for your money?
        
         | crooked-v wrote:
         | It's very simple: they like the benefits of living in the
         | expensive places, as distinct from closeness to work in
         | particular.
        
           | abound wrote:
           | As a remote tech worker who moved from the Bay to a (much)
           | cheaper place - I agree that the expensive places are
           | expensive for a reason - but if one can articulate what
           | specifically they're looking for, it's almost always possible
           | to find it in a significantly cheaper cost-of-living area.
        
             | mmooss wrote:
             | > if one can articulate what specifically they're looking
             | for, it's almost always possible to find it in a
             | significantly cheaper cost-of-living area.
             | 
             | Isn't that the basic essential of designing tech - the
             | narrower your specs the less expensive your solution, so
             | articulate them very specifically.
             | 
             | I don't know that I buy "almost always" though. If your
             | spec is world-class _____, you probably need to be in one
             | of a few cities.
        
             | TulliusCicero wrote:
             | I'm not sure that's true. I occasionally look around and
             | can't really find anything all that cheap that fits my
             | preferences, but maybe I'm too picky.
             | 
             | * Politically blue or at least purple
             | 
             | * Reasonably dense/transitable by something other than a
             | car (public transit and/or bike)
             | 
             | * Wide variety of restaurants/groceries (mostly in terms of
             | ethnicities/cultures), especially Asian food
             | 
             | * Low(-ish) crime rate
             | 
             | The third one is maybe the hardest, because it basically
             | requires a substantial population, though number 2 is
             | pretty hard in the US as well.
        
         | mmooss wrote:
         | > Why not live where you get a lot more for your money?
         | 
         | People live in expensive places not because they are required
         | to, but because they find these places appealing. There are
         | much more arts, culture, food, smart people, better schools,
         | etc. Look at the prices people are willing to pay to live in
         | NYC, parts of the Bay Area, etc. That is supply and demand.
         | 
         | They are getting a lot more (of what they want) for their
         | money. Others live in Aspen for the same reason - though they
         | want different things. I hope you are fortunate enough to want
         | things that aren't in quite so high demand.
        
           | keiferski wrote:
           | That's the stated reason, but it doesn't factor in social
           | trends and just general imitative behavior. In my experience
           | the vast majority of people want to live in popular cities
           | because other people want to live there, not because they've
           | done a rational analysis of the differences in food, culture,
           | etc.
           | 
           | "Hacking" this by figuring out exactly what you want and
           | finding it in a less in-demand place is a great move if you
           | work remotely.
        
             | bawolff wrote:
             | > In my experience the vast majority of people want to live
             | in popular cities because other people want to live there,
             | not because they've done a rational analysis of the
             | differences in food, culture, etc.
             | 
             | Isn't that the "culture" of the city? People want to live
             | there because they want to be near the other cool people
             | who live there. Culture means much more than if it has an
             | art gallery.
        
               | keiferski wrote:
               | I wouldn't define culture as "I want to live in a place
               | because other people want to live in a place."
               | 
               | Sure, absolutely larger cities have more cultural events
               | going on, but in my experience most people aren't
               | analyzing the different options _and_ aren't utilizing
               | all of those amenities when they actually live there.
               | 
               | New York is a classic example. A lot of people say they
               | move there to be closer to museums, but most only end up
               | visiting them once or twice a year, at most. This is
               | because they like the idea, the perception, of being a
               | person that lives in a city with the MET and MoMa, etc.
               | 
               | I really like NYC, for reference, so I'm not putting down
               | the city or other large cities. But there is also a ton
               | of hype and imitative behavior that makes people focus
               | exclusively on the coastal cities. There are plenty of
               | cities across America which have hip arts districts,
               | coffee shops, great museums, nice architecture, etc. etc.
               | but they tend to be glossed over.
        
               | jrowen wrote:
               | At the end of the day, it's tough to live in a place like
               | SF or NYC. A lot of people get weeded out. In my
               | experience with living in SF, the people I know who
               | continue to live there do so because they genuinely love
               | it and wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
               | 
               | Most people aren't going to continue to put up with the
               | costs and challenges of big city life if they actually
               | don't care all that much and could be just as happy in
               | whatever places you're suggesting.
        
               | relaxing wrote:
               | Well, you're wrong. Culture is by definition social
               | behavior first, and then institutions arise out of that.
               | 
               | Beyond that key point, you're making an error of assuming
               | there is one fungible "culture experience" that can be
               | had anywhere there's a gallery and a coffee shop on the
               | same street.
               | 
               | The gap between the cultural opportunities in NYC and a
               | second tier US city is as vast as the difference between
               | cutting edge research at Alphabet and a small web shop
               | putting together wordpress sites for the local
               | businesses.
               | 
               | The benefit of being in the city is not that you visit
               | the MoMa every weekend - the rotating exhibits aren't
               | going to align with my interests _that_ frequently. It's
               | that enough people around you are operating on a level
               | where they could conceivably care about such things.
        
               | mmooss wrote:
               | > There are plenty of cities across America which have
               | hip arts districts, coffee shops, great museums, nice
               | architecture, etc. etc. but they tend to be glossed over.
               | 
               | There are lots of people in smaller cities who say, 'we
               | have ____ just like NY!' But it's not just like NY.
               | There's a big difference between the innovation, skill,
               | production, investment, etc. in those things. If you want
               | world-class music, where will you live? Even if you just
               | want regular opera, there are only a few US cities to
               | live in.
               | 
               | > there is also a ton of hype and imitative behavior that
               | makes people focus exclusively on the coastal cities
               | 
               | The same people also say NY is crazy, too liberal (i.e.,
               | too socially innovative), things are too odd and strange
               | there. Where the 'crazy', innovative ideas - so far out
               | that they are strange to most people - are accepted and
               | encouraged and loved are in cities like NY. It's not the
               | same.
        
             | mmooss wrote:
             | Well we have evidence - 'the stated reason' - on one hand,
             | and none on the other. As someone who likes those sorts of
             | things, living in places like that is completely worthwhile
             | if affordable.
             | 
             | > "Hacking" this by figuring out exactly what you want and
             | finding it in a less in-demand place is a great move if you
             | work remotely.
             | 
             | I referenced that in my GP comment - absolutely, don't
             | imitate others, find what you want!
             | 
             | That's easier in places like NY and SF, where people are
             | receptive to that and they don't enforce conformity or
             | think you are too outside the pale with some wild idea or
             | behavior. You're startup idea might not get much support in
             | much of the world.
        
             | TulliusCicero wrote:
             | I dunno, I've looked at cheap places and generally it seems
             | like they're "cheap for a reason" to me.
             | 
             | Not that they're always terrible or anything, but there's
             | often certain things missing that I'd rather have around.
             | But maybe someday.
        
           | hollerith wrote:
           | If all the smart people in San Francisco who are there to be
           | around other smart people moved to Columbus, Ohio, they could
           | save a ton on housing costs.
        
             | mmooss wrote:
             | Either you are joking, or some people in SF are now even
             | less likely to move to Columbus. :)
        
               | TulliusCicero wrote:
               | Fun fact: last I checked on Numbeo, Columbus Ohio is more
               | expensive to live in than Tokyo.
               | 
               | Of course, the weak yen probably has something to do with
               | that, and also the relatively smaller home sizes in
               | Japan, but _still_ , kinda crazy.
        
               | wavemode wrote:
               | Japan is kind of a special case, as the country in
               | general is depopulating.
        
               | klausa wrote:
               | Tokyo isn't; and that's not why living here is
               | (relatively) cheap.
        
             | jrmg wrote:
             | But all the people moving there would drive up housing
             | costs.
        
         | sersi wrote:
         | I've worked remotely for years and currently live in Hong Kong
         | (a city where rent is close to Manhattan prices). Why do I live
         | there? Because I appreciate the restaurants available, the
         | variety of food, the regular theater performances from all over
         | the world, the easy access to hiking trails and beaches while
         | living in a densely populated city, access to museums and
         | activities for my kid.
         | 
         | I was raised in a tiny village, I hate the countryside, it's so
         | utterly boring, I want a short commute to all the activities
         | the city offers and I love public transport.
        
           | prawn wrote:
           | First time I went to HK in the 90s, I remember being insanely
           | impressed that I could go down the lift in our hotel and step
           | out into an underground department store and food court full
           | of stalls. And then from there, a tiny walk to countless
           | other things. Not going to appeal to everyone but I can
           | absolutely see why it appeals to some.
        
           | dsr_ wrote:
           | My grandparents raised my parents in large cities. My parents
           | raised their children in small towns. All of the children
           | moved to large cities.
           | 
           | I often describe the town I was raised in as "a great place
           | to raise children and an awful place to be a teenager".
        
         | ProAm wrote:
         | This is the definition of gentrification. And not a bad thing
         | but this is where it starts...
        
         | kulahan wrote:
         | My city affords me, with a 20 minute drive, access to Michelin
         | star quality restaurants, events that _other_ people travel
         | across the planet to attend, constant awesome concerts with the
         | biggest stars, and hundreds (thousands?) of mom-and-pops. I
         | friggin love it here, and it's only like 40 minutes to some of
         | the most beautiful natural landscapes I could hope for.
         | 
         | I COULD live in $cheaperCity, but then I'm paying tons of money
         | to go somewhere I actually want to be, not to mention needing
         | to plan a whole trip for many of these things, which gets way
         | harder when you're one of millions trying to get to the city
         | for that event.
        
         | irrational wrote:
         | Location, location, location. Some parts of the country are
         | nicer than others. Most people don't consider rural areas where
         | the land is flat and mostly cornfields (with a possibility of
         | tornadoes) to be a nice place to live. I live about an hour
         | from the ocean and an hour from year round skiing in the
         | mountains. Lots of hills and forests. I had to pay $250,000 for
         | a 4,000 sq foot home on a wooded acre when I bought it three
         | years ago, but I don't mind spendin that much when I am close
         | into the city and so close to nature.
        
         | mock-possum wrote:
         | Because I don't pick where I live based on why I can get for my
         | money. That's like - the least of my concerns.
        
         | Yizahi wrote:
         | Because corporations literally forbid people working for them
         | and living in some cheap places. My corporation forbids this, I
         | must live withing commute distance of any of our offices,
         | despite working full remote for years. They also made a weak
         | try to shove us back in the office in 2023, but that was
         | universally ignored and not enforced thankfully.
        
         | nottorp wrote:
         | > To me working remote means I can live anywhere I want. Why
         | not live where you get a lot more for your money?
         | 
         | Sadly that only goes if you don't intend to leave your house
         | for anything but grocery shopping.
         | 
         | If you'd rather hang out with friends at a concert and a pub
         | after, you're stuck with the wanted and expensive places.
        
         | TylerE wrote:
         | > Why not live where you get a lot more for your money?
         | 
         | Because I would have to spend a lot of my money to not be
         | miserable, and ultimately still be worse off.
         | 
         | Places that are cheap to live are cheap for a reason.
        
       | acyou wrote:
       | Wait, don't I recognize that name? Wait a second... This is THE
       | John Scalzi? When I was a kid I pulled a paperback off of my
       | dad's bookshelf, Old Man's War. Great, take your brain out trashy
       | sci fi, and I mean that in the most positive way possible, it
       | left a big impression on me. Incredible writer, cool that he is
       | still around and has a blog.
        
         | anyfoo wrote:
         | He's not only still around, he still writes awesome books.
         | 
         | But yeah, I too was reading without noticing, until I came to
         | the sentence "None of the Scalzis are particularly religious",
         | and thought "wait, Scalzi like John Scalzi? It's not... It
         | is?!"
        
           | colechristensen wrote:
           | Another old man's war series book is going to be released
           | this year
        
         | snibsnib wrote:
         | Oh wow, i never would have made the connection. 'Lock In' was
         | one of my favorite books growing up.
        
         | jwr wrote:
         | Yes, that's the guy and he has written a lot of good sci-fi
         | since then. He's pretty active on Mastodon too.
        
         | notatoad wrote:
         | >take your brain out trashy sci fi, and I mean that in the most
         | positive way possible
         | 
         | that's the guy. he's got a new book coming out this month, and
         | is a fun follow on social media too (now on bluesky). i feel
         | like he would be flattered by your description.
        
           | Thoreandan wrote:
           | Seconded - https://bsky.app/profile/scalzi.com is one of the
           | more interesting feeds on the site.
        
         | ubermonkey wrote:
         | You're in for a treat if you haven't read him since OMW. He's
         | one of the more prolific "popular SF" writers around, has won a
         | ton of awards, and usually has a book out about every year or
         | so.
        
           | loeg wrote:
           | The Collapsing Empire series is particularly good.
        
             | wnoise wrote:
             | Though the Deus Ex Machina is indeed a Deus Ex Machina,
             | even when signposted.
        
         | dmd wrote:
         | > When I was a kid [...] Old Man's War
         | 
         | Well, THAT just made me feel like an old man.
        
           | heliostatic wrote:
           | Same -- I still think of Scalzi as a new(ish) SF writer since
           | he started publishing after I was an adult SF reader. Woof,
           | time marches on!
        
         | thenewwazoo wrote:
         | Yep, MetaFilter's own jscalzi
        
         | fishywang wrote:
         | He is also one of the authors that (almost) all his eBooks sold
         | on Google Play are without DRM.
        
       | nbzso wrote:
       | Question from Eastern European: Which religion is prevalent in
       | the USA? Masonic orders? Scientology? Atheism?
       | 
       | I noticed that there you have more masonic temples than churches
       | in every city.
        
         | jes5199 wrote:
         | culturally-Christian atheists, mostly, followed by a lot of the
         | less-mainline versions of Christianity
        
           | tasty_freeze wrote:
           | Pew polls show about 5% or slightly less identify as
           | atheists. About 30% (including atheists) are non-religious.
           | About 60% identify as Christian. Then a few other groups that
           | are 1-2%: Jewish, Mormon, Buddhist, Muslim.
           | 
           | Your statement of "mostly" is an extreme (10x) overstatement.
           | 
           | The text above was from memory. I just looked it up and I was
           | pretty accurate: https://www.pewresearch.org/religious-
           | landscape-study/
           | 
           | I take umbrage at another aspect of your statement:
           | "culturally Christian atheists". I've heard this pointed
           | specifically at me by people saying things like, "You are
           | Christian, you just don't know it." That say that because I
           | tend to be sensitive/kind/helpful/low ego. Yes, good
           | Christians should be those things, but that doesn't mean that
           | Christianity owns those traits or that those traits didn't
           | exist and weren't valued before Christianity came along.
        
             | TylerE wrote:
             | If you asked the typical American protestant (who does NOT
             | go to church every week BTW) if they really believe in the
             | whole god and heaven and hell thing, a lot of 'em are gonna
             | hem and haw. It's closer to a social club than an old
             | school religion.
        
             | jes5199 wrote:
             | I don't disagree! but among Americans who do not go to
             | church, most of them have parents or grandparents or great-
             | grandparents who attended Christian church regularly, and
             | some of that culture is still prevalent in subtle things
             | like "protestant work ethic"
        
           | djur wrote:
           | Evangelical Protestants, Catholics, and mainline Protestants
           | make up 60% of the US population. Atheism isn't that common,
           | maybe 5-10% of the population depending on definition.
        
         | technothrasher wrote:
         | It's Christianity by a wide margin (about 2/3rds of the
         | population). I'm not sure where you get the idea there are more
         | masonic lodges than churches. Just a quick check for my state,
         | Massachusetts, shows about 300 masonic lodges and about 4000
         | churches.
        
         | rsynnott wrote:
         | > I noticed that there you have more masonic temples than
         | churches in every city.
         | 
         | ... Eh?
         | 
         | The US probably has more churches, as in physical buildings,
         | per capita than anywhere else in the world.
         | 
         | Freemasonry isn't a religion, though it has vague religious
         | trappings, but in any case it's fairly absurd to suggest that
         | there are more masonic buildings than churches in the US.
        
         | Jtsummers wrote:
         | > I noticed that there you have more masonic temples than
         | churches in every city.
         | 
         | This is nonsense. I doubt you've even been to the US if you're
         | making claims like this.
         | 
         | https://www.google.com/maps/search/churches+in+Boone/@36.206...
         | 
         | https://www.google.com/maps/search/masons+in+Boone/@36.20686...
         | 
         | One Masonic Lodge vs 18 churches. Repeat that experiment with a
         | bunch of random cities and you'll find that outside of the very
         | high population cities (NYC, Chicago, Atlanta, etc.) there are
         | rarely more than one or two lodges, if they even have one at
         | all.
        
         | gabruoy wrote:
         | I'll put it this way to contrast with the other post on
         | Hackernews about Americans driving their kids to school:
         | 
         | There is a much higher likelihood of a child being within
         | walking distance of a church than they are to be within walking
         | distance of a school.
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | If you're lucky enough to do something like this I can't
       | recommend it enough. I bought a second house in my neighborhood
       | instead of renting an office and it made work a hell of a lot
       | more fun. Felt healthier too, because I could open windows or
       | take walks.
        
       | berikv wrote:
       | Please don't terrify your contractors. They fix your place, and
       | you want them on your side doing a good job.
        
         | EvanAnderson wrote:
         | I take "terrify" to mean "they know they will be supervised and
         | their wkrk checked".
        
         | lbotos wrote:
         | I've "terrified" contractors when I've called them on their BS.
         | I once had a contractor tell me it was okay to notch 50% into a
         | load bearing floor joist. I quickly pulled up the building code
         | and his face went pale...
        
           | dmd wrote:
           | Like this? https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.r
           | edd.it%2Ff...
        
       | SideburnsOfDoom wrote:
       | > a company to develop creative projects that were not my novels
       | 
       | This may be related to Netflix movie/series adaptation of "Old
       | Man's War" ?
       | 
       | https://reactormag.com/netflixs-adaptation-of-john-scalzis-o...
        
       | rsynnott wrote:
       | > and despite the actions of certain science fiction authors in
       | the past offering precedent, I have no desire to start a cult
       | 
       | > I want to recondition the old pastor's study, get the organ
       | functional again, and we want to make the sanctuary level more
       | easily accessible via ramps and such
       | 
       | I mean, he _claims_ not to want to start a cult, but I feel like,
       | if starting a cult, these are exactly the sort of facilities one
       | would be recommissioning. Especially the organ.
       | 
       | Granted, for a moment I thought this was Charles Stross (the
       | other Very Online sci-fi author), which would be _far_ more
       | worrying, considering.
        
         | beAbU wrote:
         | He also mentioned using the basement for "gatherings" and that
         | immediately set off my cult-alarm bells!
         | 
         | Pretty jealous to be honest, the building itself looks
         | beautiful.
        
         | c0brac0bra wrote:
         | I think the frequency of organ-centered cults is lower than you
         | might imagine.
        
           | rsynnott wrote:
           | Is this an organ music joke?
           | 
           | (Most cults probably don't have pipe organs, but I feel like
           | it is unquestionably a _plus_ for your cult if you happen to
           | have access to one.)
        
           | biomcgary wrote:
           | In the end, I suspect most cults want all your organs.
        
             | hermitcrab wrote:
             | Or to do something to you with their organs...
        
         | wnoise wrote:
         | He also created the Githzerai/Githyanki, so other ways of
         | creating cults seem easier.
        
       | widforss wrote:
       | They use the sign outside for the most hilarious messages. On
       | Google Maps you can see two versions, "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A
       | SIGN HERE IT IS", and "SORRY KIDS SCHOOL TIME AGAIN".
        
         | akie wrote:
         | In case you're wondering, here it is:
         | https://maps.app.goo.gl/nbWXb78AHC5oUjTw6
        
           | hn_throwaway_99 wrote:
           | It's really a beautiful building, so glad they kept the
           | stained glass. Great that they were able to repurpose this
           | and didn't tear it down!
        
       | f_allwein wrote:
       | Related: beautiful reuse of a former church in Copenhagen. They
       | host events during the day and communal dinners at night.
       | https://absaloncph.dk/en/
        
       | lookdangerous wrote:
       | Hmm, a six-necked guitar called the Beast on the Altar. That's a
       | little on the nose.
        
       | magicmicah85 wrote:
       | I thought I wanted a house with land, woods, garden with bunch of
       | carrots and little sweet peas, but now I want a church to
       | maintain.
        
       | kazinator wrote:
       | > _What denomination used to be there?_
       | 
       | Oh, baskets of mostly dollar coins, quarters, some dimes, ...
        
       | mnemotronic wrote:
       | Do any talking cats live or have their offices there?
        
         | themadturk wrote:
         | There are rumors that the church is haunted, but John claims no
         | ghosts have made their presence known.
        
       | hermitcrab wrote:
       | $75k. Wow. You'd be lucky to buy a 1 bedroom crack den on the
       | worst estate in the UK for that.
       | 
       | Given the Methodist's reputation for being dour, I'm surprised
       | how nice it looks inside.
        
         | panzagl wrote:
         | In the US, Methodist is a relatively middle-of-the-road
         | denomination, not nearly as dreary as I've seen UK Methodists
         | described.
        
         | dnemmers wrote:
         | From the extensive renovations listed, I'm guessing you can add
         | another $200k onto that price point.
        
       | deckar01 wrote:
       | https://thechurchstudio.com/about/
        
       | myflash13 wrote:
       | The idyllic life of small town America?
        
       | twic wrote:
       | 1919. Pfft! My cousin has bought and is converting a church where
       | the oldest bits are 12th century (although the tower is 17th
       | century, and it was extensively redone in the 1830s). At the rate
       | he works, he's probably going to be working on it for the rest of
       | his life.
        
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