Posts by yardgnome@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #9g4871SF6pyMqj0ipc by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-02-21T11:34:40Z
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Are you excited for the new poll features just added to Mastodon? ⚪ Yes ⚪ No
(DIR) Post #9gTa35eTVctkJAmAL2 by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-03-05T23:27:35Z
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@spookcentral [stomping on my hat, hootin and hollerin] blackstar was literally the hardest musical flex possible and will never be topped
(DIR) Post #9gY6GLt4QpV5ajoHse by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-03-08T03:51:00Z
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@proto
(DIR) Post #9gY7ObftiZDqpJ9H72 by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-03-08T04:02:56Z
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slowly making the fediverse hate me for being brave enough to tell the truth about how The Smiths suck shit
(DIR) Post #9gm1HFmoowAHOyw3aC by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-03-14T07:26:03Z
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you post the bill maher intro ONE time and see what happens?
(DIR) Post #9hE1737t2IShoG7bwO by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-03-28T07:53:03Z
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you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but then you probably still miss a bunch of the shots you do try and take and one of those bad shots could just make everything worse for everyone so you know, don't worry about it too hard
(DIR) Post #9hfOuvj1xtAcWWkDJY by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-04-10T14:11:55Z
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wait why's everybody talking about muse today
(DIR) Post #9hfOuwoju9KZuWQHqq by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-04-10T14:12:24Z
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supermassive black hole, its a song, by the band muse. muse does the song supermassive black hole.
(DIR) Post #9hqVK19tdbR94uDR56 by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-04-15T22:45:17Z
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hearing that the notre dame fire was started by..... someone trying to charge their galaxy s7???
(DIR) Post #9iKF0OzEGMyYF9Wnw0 by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-04-30T03:56:40Z
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wtf I went to a movie theater, bought a ticket to see endgame, sat in a seat and then the movie theater just went and spoiled endgame by showing the movie???! on the screen??!?!?! i'm so mad
(DIR) Post #9ir3i75Ehi5LgQClto by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-05-15T06:38:02Z
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damn, YTMND shut down today. meme culture before we even had the word "meme" and a big foundational part of the early internet. rest in piece, for god's sake :salute:
(DIR) Post #9j1j4EiZ2VyfQtrq9w by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-05-16T21:14:11Z
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I think bobmob might be onto something
(DIR) Post #9j597VJSyZTg3ME75U by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-05-22T22:09:07Z
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please keep this in mind
(DIR) Post #9j8cQEaOs1wFp4JJZo by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-05-24T14:04:20Z
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@starwall now that i'm thinking about it i'm realizing that my 45 minute bus ride home in middle/high school was actually some of the most purely fun times of my life
(DIR) Post #9j8f8uNZ2vdE5ijjVI by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-05-24T14:52:44Z
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with a name like REO Speedwagon you'd think they'd have more songs about cars
(DIR) Post #9jNOpODVDbm16gabYm by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-05-31T15:58:58Z
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this isn't the mastodon season 3 finale I wanted D:
(DIR) Post #9jNPRnBipA67Yf4Iqm by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-05-31T17:36:15Z
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fuck it we're going back to usenet everybody
(DIR) Post #9jwxsbBdFf0z8VSYTY by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-06-17T21:17:07Z
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if I were shinji I would simply, get in the robot and learn to love myself
(DIR) Post #9jyKi6W4v6kPDpwpLU by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-06-17T23:42:40Z
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bat update: according to the landlord they can't/won't do anything about the bats getting into the apartment because "it's mating season" (?????) so I am now doomed to be terrorized by horny bats
(DIR) Post #9jyKiC0kUVFgGPKtLU by yardgnome@knzk.me
2019-06-18T13:05:26Z
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bat update: upon further research there is, in fact, a law in NC preventing you from removing bats from your home during mating season so, uh, I'll update you September 1st