Posts by unclepj@zirk.us
(DIR) Post #AhfJNxnrOTQUsv48mG by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-05-07T17:47:59Z
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Ok, question. Why do we say Attorney at Law? Is there some other kind? Like Attorney at Having a Good Time or Attorney at Snowboarding?May I suggest Attorney at Napping? That’s something I could get behind.
(DIR) Post #Ahieth2vub0egzy0oq by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-05-09T15:44:22Z
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@Adam_Cadmon1 “Shit you never thought you’d need to say” for 100, Alex.
(DIR) Post #Ai1JBLeJhKKwYThlAW by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-05-18T12:30:22Z
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I decided to make my pancakes more metal by asking Auntie PJ to pass the tree blood.Auntie PJ: Stop calling the maple syrup that. I can’t believe I married you…
(DIR) Post #Ai1ea8paagOt4qdnvc by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-05-18T19:44:39Z
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@PopeASDF That’s pretty metal. 😂
(DIR) Post #AiYS6qM86TyPln3xRo by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-06-03T12:52:19Z
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I set my alarm for 6:00 AM, but I don’t need to get up until 7:00 AM. This gives me plenty of time to ramp up my anger at having to get out of bed.So, “good” morning everyone…
(DIR) Post #AiadJQkU6pz5vXZxdA by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-06-04T15:21:12Z
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This could be us right now, but you playin’.
(DIR) Post #AipiC5M23NaL5tgEOu by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-06-11T23:20:07Z
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I wanna be dark and mysterious, but also I cannot stfu…
(DIR) Post #Aj9baxR9uKPsmWf84m by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-06-21T12:59:47Z
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11:47 - Arrived at crime scene.11:47 - Examined body.11:47 - Found murder weapon under bed.11:47 - Realized watch is broken.
(DIR) Post #AjlgVjl1DDD1iS3ed6 by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-07-09T15:11:30Z
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I’m a people pleaser, unless you’re not into that. Then I’m not.
(DIR) Post #Ak6RpPdNJw24jUoQrI by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-07-19T21:32:51Z
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Two incomes are better than one so make certain your partner has two jobs.If your partner doesn’t have two jobs, then get two partners.Follow me for more financial advice.
(DIR) Post #AlMUXiTxxXJIAYXUZs by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-08-26T13:44:09Z
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The pain killer when it sees how much pain is inside me:
(DIR) Post #AlMZUPCjg2uLHXijAG by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-08-26T15:32:49Z
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@PopeASDF I could get on board with this, sometimes…
(DIR) Post #AlvsKpUvlKg3ayyYgi by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-09-12T13:19:08Z
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If you know what this is, remember to take your morning meds…
(DIR) Post #AmCLOrR4VQSPxnnue8 by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-09-20T13:07:28Z
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I found you in this lifetime, and I’ll find you in the next. Consider that a warning.
(DIR) Post #An28dW1GAiPn5TZYq8 by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-10-15T13:53:00Z
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I went out last night to buy some camo pants. I couldn’t find any.
(DIR) Post #An28fvDTSdiboVQv44 by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-10-15T14:42:21Z
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@PopeASDF Yeah, I didn’t see any…
(DIR) Post #AniELVvlcMD6c0gkHw by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-11-04T22:01:34Z
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@lucy Damnit Boboa!
(DIR) Post #AoCNBw6KZsLRbXs5zc by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-11-18T15:19:41Z
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My workbench isn’t messy, it’s just sorted by Date Last Modified.
(DIR) Post #AoCPWtOU2PmdCKTzUm by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-11-19T11:30:20Z
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@abananabag My brain does this as well. It’s like a buffer. A quite shallow buffer. I could use a memory upgrade. 😫
(DIR) Post #AofyULCKeYwiLauXRI by unclepj@zirk.us
2024-12-03T16:24:05Z
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A little life advice:“If you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.Happiness comes from gardening, not from somebody else.”