Posts by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
 (DIR) Post #AtuFqpo1An0fccYkUq by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-09T00:33:43Z
       
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       @clashmtl It seems like a totally reasonable thing to go on strike for to me - even setting aside the broad appeal. I hope segments of the students attach broader politics to it, but in any case, students deserve to have access to communication and the outside world. I remember being a 16 year old failing to urge any other students to do any social justice oriented and thinking, damn, what if we all had these little gizmos on us (which were then only just coming into existence) that could let us communicate without being in person or going thru parents?
       
 (DIR) Post #AtvfQ2gxwijbjf6dKC by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-09T20:20:56Z
       
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       libs be posting DO NOT COMPLY throw a wrench in the works BE FERAL be chaotic BECOME UNMANGEABLE weaponize inconvenience abusurdity and joybut then later they'll be like: "why are they dragging trash cans out in the street?? that doesn't accomplish anything!!" "why should we care about these petty criminals??" "get off my lawn"
       
 (DIR) Post #AtyRjvYNNfwjVGYVkG by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-11T04:10:12Z
       
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       By allegedly killing that cop Rodney Hinton did more to help make cops think twice before pulling the trigger than any peaceful protest ever has
       
 (DIR) Post #AtzuEZnxHejUu1Co6K by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-08T21:06:59Z
       
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       my friend who got covid from their kid several weeks (who got it at school, due in large part to peer pressure not to mask up) is now super miserable with long covid crap, needs to stay close to the toilet all the time and can't catch their breath.FUCK all these schools that have zero mitigations, which is to say, fuck ALL these schools, and if you don't do your part to creating an environment where people can feel safe protecting themselves - especially kids, for chrissakes - then fuck you, too
       
 (DIR) Post #Au086s6ckuAkhi9rN2 by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-12T00:16:48Z
       
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       why are toronto hockey fans such crybaby losers
       
 (DIR) Post #Au4DbxucUheM5n1qcK by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-13T23:48:14Z
       
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       checked my bank account and DEEZ MOTHERFUCKERS started auto drawing my bank account? I haven’t authorized payments in years goddammit fuck these rats
       
 (DIR) Post #AuGpZusCp8BitHfdSq by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-20T01:49:22Z
       
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       Can we give some more props to these ten guys in the New Orleans jail who escaped, six of whom are still free? And reflect on how the media hysteria around them reveals something much more important - that challenging mass incarceration is a big, big lever of critical importance that terrifies the rich?Let’s agitate towards a world where enough people understand mass incarceration that escaping is always “too easy lol”.
       
 (DIR) Post #AuZktPLIDnjpDteGvY by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-05-29T04:53:37Z
       
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       They should have like a tailgate setup at the airport cell phone waiting lotAll these other people are also here in their metal boxes, we should play cornhole or some shit 🌽 maybe have some bevs and brats? Yell about sports?
       
 (DIR) Post #AwhYoZhcB0UWCik3PM by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-07-31T18:38:18Z
       
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       The current air quality index for #Minneapolis, #Chicago, almost all of #Minnesota, #Wisconsin and much of #Iowa, #Illinois and #Michigan is currently hovering around 175-200, unhealthy for everyone. Protect yr lungs and wear a mask out there fam!(map as of 1pm central time July 31 on airnow.gov)
       
 (DIR) Post #AxJFAkxcNuyEPn0JU0 by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-08-18T20:19:22Z
       
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       So, I just read the latest Your Local Epidemiologist newsletter, which discussed that the U.S. FDA is expected to license the 2025-6 #covid vaccine this Friday or soon after, and likely restricted to people 65+ and "high risk" people. Given that, the newsletters recommendation is: ❗ "if you’re under 65 and not high risk, the window to get a Covid-19 vaccine is right now—before the FDA label changes. Once it happens, access will be limited immediately (if it isn’t already).https://yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/covid-19-vaccine-label-change-alphaSo to guard against whether or not I'll be able to get that high risk designation, I started calling pharmacies in my mid-size city. Most of the say on their website that covid vax appointments are available now via appointment or walk-in. After navigating their phone robots in order to talk to actual pharmacists, here's what I found about the current (2024-5) vaccine availability here:All the Walgreens: totally outAll the Walmarts: totally outAll the Health Marts: totally outCVS: outIndy pharmacy #1: totally outIndy pharmacy #2: one single dose remaining [this, and the other places, said they won't be ordering more til the 2025-6 vax is available for them)I gave up, but then got a callback from a CVS inside Target (their phone system literally doesn't let you talk to a human, only leave a message). They have "a few" doses left. So that's where I'm headed, I guess.Not only are all these places just not bothering to keep stock of the vax for the biggest plague in our lifetime, they also are giving on their websites (and giving via their phone voice robots!) complete disinformation about availability, and not a single person bothered to mention to me how severely the 2025-6 vax is likely to be limited.Y'all..... we are, and continue to be, so fucked
       
 (DIR) Post #AxJFApDiY0E1csZE8G by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-08-18T21:54:53Z
       
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       update: got to Target and I got the LAST covid vax dose they had (they said they're gonna order more this week tho) so idk maybe Target is a decent place to find em still?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxfKBAEnBBwg3hAYSm by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-08-29T14:25:08Z
       
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       The mainstream news ain't gonna tell you when the concentration camp prisoners revolt:https://unicornriot.ninja/2025/immigration-detainees-revolt-at-notorious-florida-detention-camp-report-says/
       
 (DIR) Post #AyLbhsNqaACwKjl72G by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-09-17T20:55:58Z
       
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       Here's a notice that if you're trying to follow me from mastodon dot social, i will almost certainly deny your request because your instance limits my visibility and I also find the level of censorship totally unacceptable. Migrate to a different instance and try again!
       
 (DIR) Post #AzXNNUpWEP7NFCkgyW by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-10-24T13:38:38Z
       
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       Hey grocery store workers: if SNAP benefits really do not get issued for November, it’s gonna be your time to shine. Congrats, you’re the front line against fascism for a while.Get ready to say, “oh, I don’t know why it’s showing that. Looks to me like the payment went through, you’re good to go.” Stocker? Time to tell your buddy, “hey, drive out behind the loading dock at exactly 8:30. There’s a big box next to the dumpster.”“But I’ll be risking my job” That’s true, take some time to think about the most likely way to get away with it… and how many of your coworkers are on SNAP, and what you’re gonna say when people ask “so what did you do back then?”Are you a manager with a soul and at least half a brain? Ooh, don’t even get me started baby. Go ham
       
 (DIR) Post #Azejnv0jAXN0CSsAFc by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-10-26T18:31:26Z
       
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       we should start surveillance pricing the wealthy back at em"that'll be thirteen dollars please""for a coffee???""yeah, our algorithm showed you're really in a hurry to get to your c-suite"
       
 (DIR) Post #AzejnwS3oOpOfWfVUe by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-10-26T18:32:24Z
       
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       "what's this line on the bill, i didn't order this!"oh, that's just the mandatory 100% tip for our patrons who arrive in a luxury car. the algorithm helps serve you better!
       
 (DIR) Post #Azgo2istKDMj4ERSeO by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-10-28T14:01:26Z
       
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       @cnx yeah, that's, that's the joke friendo
       
 (DIR) Post #AzuT7gSEPQq49cw2dM by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-11-04T14:24:53Z
       
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       DICK CHENEY IS DEAD EMOTE PARTY :ablobcatrave: :luigi_dance: :abunhdhappy: :agummynom: :agooglethumbsup: :bear_guitar: :catjam: :grittyreact: :party_parrot: :cute: :owo_whats_this: :green_tentacle: :defenestration: :yayblob: :aCacoOrbSpin: :crab_dance:
       
 (DIR) Post #B1hPGIrB1N0dWgNTSS by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2025-12-28T03:28:27Z
       
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       i am once again asking you to put dates on your zines
       
 (DIR) Post #B2IOnmME7sPaWc8J0K by riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist
       2026-01-15T02:53:53Z
       
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       These cop media hacks always say “waiting for officials to confirm…” no bitch why don’t you go fucking confirm, oh right bc you’re busy waiting for officials to tell you which boots to suck in order to spin it pro-death