Posts by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
 (DIR) Post #AZPQ1AFJde1uhGo6xE by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-09-04T02:05:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts In Japan, "The moon is beautiful" is code for "I love you".  Make of that what you will.
       
 (DIR) Post #AazP0Gn2LEtlM6tnCi by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-10-21T08:35:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts There are some viruses that won't bite unless you change the file extension to .exe
       
 (DIR) Post #AbHdKRMbrW5haZdPrE by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-10-30T03:41:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I don't even like eggs, but I can fall down the stairs and accidentally make scrambled eggs, they're that easy
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRHotIPOEQUKDCN0q by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-11-03T19:27:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But it can be moved from a more mayo-dense area (the jar) to a less mayo-dense area (my mouth), at least until equilibrium is reached.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbY1Xmcuh75bYdKUoS by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-11-07T01:27:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's true, I learned this from Super Mario World.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbZL9qpLcMLXsPyH0C by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-11-07T16:38:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The phone industry's poorly kept secret is that its basic technology hasn't really changed since the paper-cup-and-string era.  Mobile phones just use strings so thin you can't see them.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac0yun7dboXV73H0Sm by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-11-21T00:44:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This was my dream job back when I was a frog, but there weren't any hives taking applications.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcBU0mPgCKqYoLeAts by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-11-26T02:20:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Ooooh that's what their number is.  I always tried to dial SWAT-NOW but I always got Mrs. Farbes on the line instead.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcJcTH9PrZft9GomZs by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-11-30T00:33:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts And Earth just sat there and let it happen???
       
 (DIR) Post #Acj2RdtYg7YlT8WPjM by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-12-12T06:51:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It keeps breaking inside for me, rendering the lock unusable.  Am I doing something wrong?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcqOTvpTdsQ6G096JM by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-12-15T20:01:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hey everyone which one is your spirit moon?  Mine is 22.  It has an emerald aura and grants blessings to those who talk to plants on Fridays.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad7UpVIec6NOjQgbDM by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-12-24T02:02:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh so that's why he always kept a bear with him, to protect himself from the squirrels