Posts by praetor@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #AyBVeJWf2dnxokLaDI by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-09-14T03:24:27Z
       
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       I think it's funny when men say they are "cornfed". It's like...so you're a horse? Are you BoJack Horsemen (such a good show) and are neurotically broke? Like does mean you're a hung stallion in bed? Because where I'm from only horses are fed that nasty shit. Like you'll rarely see corn on a restraunt menu or be served corn by default. Corn doesn't grow in cold climates. Potatoes though...om nummy num. Those DO grow in cold climates, and that's the meal default staple. And its not fed to horses.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyFGAKkFyLo67KQXMO by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-09-15T22:59:59Z
       
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       Okay. It's 17:56, got a nice cup of caramel coffee, I'm settled in, and deciding what to do. I'm kinda enjoying #cobol. It's a weird language, but it's soo Pascal-esque, so I'm picking it up kinda easily. It's sorta like Icelandic and Norwegian. Icelandic is in the same family group, and if you know #Norwegian, you _kindof_ understand it, but not totally. That's COBOL versus Pascal, which is my favorite language. Plus..COBOL coders make BANK! and I like old dinosaur languages #coding
       
 (DIR) Post #AyRVuhtVSWe0n03tUO by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-09-21T19:48:07Z
       
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       It's kinda funny they keep blaming #charliekirk on #liberals dude...do any of us look like we could shoot a #gun from clear across an auditorium, and perfectly nail someone in the neck like that? Fuck more than half of us have had a near miss to semen in the eye and it's right there! It's all fun and games till sexual deviancy causes you to look an eye.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyRXlwyAEynuqWC0Dw by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-09-21T21:10:05Z
       
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       @dagda I'm from SW Wyoming and lived in Utah for 4 years. Oh the fallen Mormons will go all in, into some sort of non-sense. The ranch kids shot guns. The mormon kids kinda...it's more "screams *bang* *bang*" Never met a Mormon who was actually any good at it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyTDAZfIJTtP5TBdS4 by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-09-22T16:37:02Z
       
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       He changed his name FOUR times. Oh, what a PITA. When I did mine, I was lucky that I didn't have a lot to change, and it was still a pain. The clerk who helped me said you can really only do it once before things get really hairy. And if you do it too many times, they won't let you ever get a new social security number. So If you're ID thefted, you're fucked. #jdvance
       
 (DIR) Post #AyTJMSW1Jvc074tnu4 by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-09-22T15:09:59Z
       
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       So....#trump is going to make an announcement about #autism based on a really, really badly done study 15 years ago? The tylenol thing has been debunked...several times. If I remember right, McNeil Healthcare paid  a fortune for an independent study done on Tylenol.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzLcOyX6Rtgr4UmZcW by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-10-18T21:28:17Z
       
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       After a year of going to my favorite grocery store and seeing this teddy #bear  and wanting it really bad...I have finally acquired it :D Isn't he cute? His name is Hrolf #plushie
       
 (DIR) Post #B11bLaiGpWjwhIQapc by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-12-08T00:45:24Z
       
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       Despite the strange Bergenese #norwegian accent I'm developing, I'm actually #italian and Italian's, especially American ones, can be greasy and have acne. And I get asked "How do you stay so youthful, with clear skin and beautiful hair", and that answer comes from my beloved grandfather who died a stunning hot fox - dish soap bubble baths. Just moisturize...*cough* especially in the Brazilian region. Trust me.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1HuKdounbwbhd9gx6 by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-12-15T21:39:25Z
       
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       I'm going to be honest.This actually upsets me quite a bit personally. And this is why. Widely known, I want to immigrate to #norway. And I put A LOT of work into that endeavor and saying "yeah, I'm #American, but not a crazy one, but let's be friends!" And many of my Norwegian friends on here know ME, but shit like this is a reflection of US. And other cultures look at that, and they will deny visa apps for this shit. It's a fucking EMBARASSMENT! Many people only know us from this shit. #trump
       
 (DIR) Post #B1HukWyIsu7JzWtLuq by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-12-15T23:29:45Z
       
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       @taylan What's concerning though, is that when you have a society already ripe for narcissistic behavior, there is typically a "template narc", that's why it tends to stay in families a long time. And the template narc is the bench mark for the accepted behavior. If they do it so can I, sort of thing. And that template narc can do no wrong. This is why that gaslight.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1MHJR2vsjlTNDwgQi by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-12-18T01:49:34Z
       
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       @lardmotel Ehe, everyone is all over Absynth, and old skool it was great, but I think it's like MassiveX and is just a part of Kontakt. Zebra 3 now...my chops are salivating. I love u-he's stuff. I own Hive 2, because I do this sort of dark ambient, Neo-folk thing and I have a wavetable synthesis fetish, and owned a Korg Wavestation years ago, and the Hive honestly sounds BETTER than the Wavestation ever did. Blasphemy among ambient artists, but it's true. So I'm excited for Zebra 3.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1Mayx4Jcv0fgu6Psu by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-12-18T03:29:49Z
       
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       @lardmotel That's interesting. I've always heart Arturia makes just super badass hardware synths, but shitty as plugins, and have always shied away from them.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1WjNHXUBAgzoMDHaC by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-12-23T03:04:13Z
       
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       @futurebird I dated a diesel mechanic student at WyoTech when I was in college. He was so smart. Still the love of my life. Built me a badass VW diesel Jetta. He'd sit there and go through my C homework with me. Even helped me with my capstone project. Didn't want to go to UW. Some of his buddies were huffing gasoline and it showed. But there were some science majors I was like "how did you even pass the entrance exam?". It's not black and white at all.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1WwpRZpkcV8SJ4QV6 by praetor@mstdn.social
       2025-12-23T04:28:04Z
       
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       @dannotdaniel 60 Minutes has been around since 1968, and they're kinda known as the censorship canary. They shoot first, and ask questions later. And at various times in CBS's history, even their CEO doesn't know what the episode is about till it airs. And this is a very powerful tactic for CBS as a highly respected news agency. It keeps the FCC in check. Even Nixon didn't try this shit with them.  Trump is. And that will be to his folly. They'll all go rogue and take their 22 mill viewers with.
       
 (DIR) Post #B20HR1JDUntCesKa4u by praetor@mstdn.social
       2026-01-06T09:06:48Z
       
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       Oh, sweet Lord Odin does Xcode/Swift ever throw the BIGGEST conniption fit I've EVER seen if you try and do something that you don't have sandbox permissions to do. We're not talking about gentle debug scorning, but a who goddamned ASSEMBLER dump! #apple #swift
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Gd3TVwxjCTl98iq8 by praetor@mstdn.social
       2026-01-14T06:30:10Z
       
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       @Nonilex Then a lot of things are going to be destroyed. Lincoln had PLENTY to say about slavery, and wrote about it often.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YKQtsiPvxBeH4cc4 by praetor@mstdn.social
       2026-01-22T19:07:18Z
       
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       @divestspd There's a little gas station in my neighborhood that everyone frequents, and none of them will give service to ICE. Not after they came in and kidnapped people...in their store...in broad daylight....twice. They can refuse service to whomever they wish.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2aZpbWbgtm1aJtFVA by praetor@mstdn.social
       2026-01-23T20:11:17Z
       
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       What in the fucking colorblind world is that? That is a fucking embarrassment is what that is. If you can't build anything as marvelous, regal and beautiful as the Brandenburg Gate....then you're just a poseur. #trump
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ab3Nt3IFCHIOWVjU by praetor@mstdn.social
       2026-01-23T21:39:03Z
       
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       @thedaemon You know. I've always thought Devine was the ugliest fucking drag queen. And then you mentioned this, and in my imagination, I'm seeing something far far worse. Orange clashes with gold
       
 (DIR) Post #B2fUUDV80LHmKcWgfA by praetor@mstdn.social
       2026-01-26T04:54:27Z
       
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       So I've had my #cat 12 years. And he's a service animal for my PTSD. And he's trained to show me things, so I can let loose a little with the hyper vigilance symptoms that cause my out of control anxiety and ADHD-like things. Like an outside door is open, or something like that. And also if his food bowl is empty. And he gets a snack for this. Well tonight he alerted me to a very dangerous...towel on the kitchen floor. Well, it is not supposed to be there. I suspect this is a new con for snacks