Posts by pillowcat@sleeping.town
(DIR) Post #ADN2nT7d4hsqPWg4ky by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2021-11-13T21:29:30Z
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Not the modern rubber whoopee cushion design that was invented in the 1980s, but an ancient Roman equivalent that was basically just a whoopee cushion.The inventor's name was Elagabalus; she was a Roman Empress who was assassinated at the age of 18, possibly because of the whoopee cushion thing, but definitely because of the being trans thing.Historians argue against the legitimacy of historical records which describe Elagabalus as transgender because of course they do.
(DIR) Post #ADXxVd6cIdB39cpHv6 by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2021-11-19T03:52:16Z
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@Rasp Owl House is extra gay 'cause they don't kiss twice.
(DIR) Post #ADfpkglAN4GddXiNjk by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2021-11-22T23:01:34Z
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Shoutout to the person who was driving in the red SUV in front of us and had a God's Not Dead bumper sticker.You might want to get a version of that sticker where the Not isn't as red as your vehicle.
(DIR) Post #ADxxN71m7jVwFaCbxY by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2021-12-01T16:50:48Z
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Pineapple on pizza:-Everyone's heard it already.-Barely controversial.-A perfectly fine choice, but we've noticed most people that like pineapple on pizza almost exclusively get pineapple on pizza; what's up with that?Eating pizza crust first:-Who? What?-Practically nobody does this.-Okay, but do you really want your last bite of pizza to be the crust? Doesn't it make more sense to end on a more savory note?
(DIR) Post #AEFDPUkRNh0MEq9SaW by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2018-12-01T22:33:38Z
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*slaps her keyboard randomly like she's bongo cat*I'm programming. : 3
(DIR) Post #AELTFv5b8uYf9M5RgG by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2021-12-13T00:12:38Z
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Give a dog a sword; why not?
(DIR) Post #AFD6jl0hEufpH9PAKO by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-01-07T20:49:29Z
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All the Matrix movies are good, actually.
(DIR) Post #AFVtqVFGhtSOY5B3Lc by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-01-16T23:04:14Z
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Catgirl that really knows how to shake her ass~ ...But not without pouncing afterwards.
(DIR) Post #AG4lTs1LlAAKdwl076 by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-02-02T18:36:39Z
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Veggies are good, okay?
(DIR) Post #AGESsIPYHNYKF9sE7M by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-02-07T11:44:35Z
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Introducing the Vible.It's like the Bible, but it's all vibes.
(DIR) Post #AGN6IVNrMV6oR60QXQ by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-02-11T15:03:35Z
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Europe has no right being its own continent, tbh.
(DIR) Post #AGfQApDlqkWoh7mJyS by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-02-20T11:50:30Z
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Hell yeah, we just won at bowling.
(DIR) Post #AHZEwHTHcbFWfDTb4i by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-03-19T10:07:16Z
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Imagine saying something like, "Be yourself," and then thinking in any way that one's physical form somehow dictates what kind of self one can be.
(DIR) Post #AITt4oiLppHglALv04 by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-04-15T17:53:54Z
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Gonna tell our kids this is what the blockchain was.
(DIR) Post #AJBLlcBPEITUWCZlyK by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-05-06T15:02:39Z
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Thinkin' 'bout buns~
(DIR) Post #AJHwlXWFQqWhJ2uZmK by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-05-09T19:37:57Z
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So tired of copyright.Corporations should have to compete on the same level as the people.
(DIR) Post #AJHwlYBMxxQ5Ma9PsG by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-05-09T19:39:46Z
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Copyright is just Disney's tacit admission that they know we could make better Star Wars movies than them.
(DIR) Post #AKA6langg0nKH4LSAi by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-06-05T00:46:56Z
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@Red Also, it/its pronouns are literally the best ones.
(DIR) Post #ALkqpGTpt0gdEm6COm by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-07-22T15:41:06Z
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There's a million and one reasons for us to stay sober right now.However, there's a million and two reasons for us to get high, and that's democracy, baby.
(DIR) Post #ALkqpHBnFZqfR6fIum by pillowcat@sleeping.town
2022-07-22T15:43:24Z
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Also, 999,999 of the reasons for staying sober are things we wouldn't end up doing anyway thanks to executive dysfunction.