Posts by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #A8VykfA3tOaD2EthTc by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-06-21T15:29:38Z
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I have "boyish good looks" and by that I mean I didn't hit puberty until my mid-20s
(DIR) Post #A8XjXdwxyTh4WA1eka by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-06-22T02:07:20Z
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@soft cats are great but they're only loyal to their next meal
(DIR) Post #A8Z2fvv38sbuqrkuHY by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-06-23T02:21:32Z
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@eris Getting Zucc'd just means they were posting too good
(DIR) Post #A8Z7Jdj6bK5FpPMFCS by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-06-23T03:51:38Z
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I tried to go to the bar 2 nights in a row and my body just can't handle this anymore, I deserve Social Security now
(DIR) Post #A8rmLkEgl4npZZbJ3I by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-02T03:59:59Z
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I'm not a furry but if I was I'd be an owl
(DIR) Post #A8rwJSEXicggha4xv6 by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-02T05:50:36Z
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Fairy Godmother Gumjob
(DIR) Post #A8tnPK7mGpsI1BYgDo by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-06-21T18:16:27Z
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You can't spell "Nyarlathotep" without "thot"
(DIR) Post #A8trrmv1CvYDFMQ1bM by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-03T04:12:05Z
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It's important for white people to reclaim "honkey" as a term for ourselves
(DIR) Post #A9096bUmpCDoKcYihM by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-06T03:17:29Z
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My thing in Florida is that I'm militantly a New Englander but I greet people with a "howdy"
(DIR) Post #A9AP18S2vNTNeUI5xI by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-11T03:37:41Z
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One good thing about being "too online" is that I can jump into conversation about John John Kennedy still being alive without being caught up
(DIR) Post #A9Ho93Up5bfJYqBNVw by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-14T17:23:16Z
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Got invited to my 10 year reunion over zoom, which is like having it at work except worse
(DIR) Post #A9LrLSiQmQtD1DRgBM by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-16T16:14:59Z
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Hiring managers will be like "why did you put this job that has nothing to do with the position your applying to in your work history" and then ask "why is there a blank period in your work history"
(DIR) Post #A9MmTS1j9qi97DWuf2 by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-17T02:58:13Z
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There's a puppy at the bar, she's very sleepy but being a champ
(DIR) Post #A9MtEca0L7kDBDRF7w by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-07-17T04:12:42Z
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The fictional character identify most with is Morn from DS9. I fucking love sitting at the end of the bar for hours
(DIR) Post #AABfOpENWdIjI4Mgqm by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-08-10T16:08:13Z
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Thinking about the "Two Reigns of Terror" quote from Mark Twain and also thinking about buying a gun
(DIR) Post #AByVyMNLSazDJvlQo4 by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-10-03T03:32:35Z
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@penny sometimes I think I'm an IT professional who uses Linux every day and then I read a random post on here and realize I have no idea what I'm doing
(DIR) Post #AByYO2i7OdcHlgr3ZY by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-10-03T03:54:19Z
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@abloo If you're doing IT in house and are part of a team, the expectations are lower than you'd think. Being smarter than the av-er-age bear with computers and problem solving are all you need.
(DIR) Post #ACCQNh4pkazdFiF1YO by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-10-09T20:30:30Z
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My dad sent me a package with a new pair of shoes, a flask that looks like a Russian passport, and an old Gamera model
(DIR) Post #ACVkupmu4NLVCCEyOm by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2021-10-19T04:19:18Z
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I went to a gifted school and all the boomers and gen-xers in the alumni group on FB are freaking out about NYC getting rid of its gifted program. It's pretty funny
(DIR) Post #AQAThR2ZkVDTDUIFM0 by orangeTsar@mastodon.social
2022-12-01T15:40:34Z
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