Posts by milquetoast@tooters.org
(DIR) Post #AXKBuAH52MWObeUdUm by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-03T17:49:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts if orcas can wear salmon on their heads, then burritos can be hats.
(DIR) Post #AXX6zDlj6MWlT8EoKm by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-09T23:25:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts we don't smash like buttons here; we gaslight them.
(DIR) Post #AXn6sIn8BlhJr1hHl2 by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-17T16:39:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is how math works.
(DIR) Post #AY3uZEZkoQ90ZyCkqm by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-25T19:08:16Z
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@jaelisp Fact: enbies can remove hard to get out stains. Even coffee.
(DIR) Post #AYAOsm8FqOlDBOXWds by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-28T22:20:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts this explains so much about Mitch McConnel.
(DIR) Post #AYCITSWXOpkNiiMYsK by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-29T20:17:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts now if you would have told them you were a Fed, they would have been okay with all of that.
(DIR) Post #AYSp5hS3QbdyrxGlsW by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-08-06T19:38:32Z
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@lowqualityfactsYou missed your calling as a textbook author for the W. Bush administration. 🧐
(DIR) Post #AYrNcE1icA6wXemq3M by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-08-18T15:58:18Z
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@ParadeGrotesque @Radical_EgoCom jinx.
(DIR) Post #AYy29TKbtYIQgCn5hA by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-08-21T21:00:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts ancient firemen.
(DIR) Post #AYzrYDNNdwEHFsbNw0 by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-08-22T18:11:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts makes sense, actually.
(DIR) Post #AZ8RRa1ICtJt4S5NDc by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-08-26T21:31:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts the void eyes will surely suck out your life force if you don't get toast quick... those are pretty much ready to go.
(DIR) Post #AZdSj3VrhC1lSJyBNo by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-09-10T20:41:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts this, but unironically.
(DIR) Post #AaEk1BmK5QMUpXU4ye by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-09-28T20:19:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts number 3 sounds like me! :ablobcatbongosit:
(DIR) Post #AaV7mYcCxwUMniWdoe by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-10-06T18:01:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bonus fact: Metalica's "Master Of Puppets" was a children's album.
(DIR) Post #AaVVIZjCf5OqSs29T6 by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-10-06T22:24:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can tell you ain't an AI. The hands give it away.
(DIR) Post #AahWpbF8HJOssK43fc by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-10-12T17:38:39Z
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@grammargirl is there anything those wily Zoomers can't invent? Wow!
(DIR) Post #AajROfmt061v6f8smu by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-10-13T15:47:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts does it depend on the apple? Red Delicious is basically soup in an apple-shaped baggie.
(DIR) Post #AbNB9ftGwveMWDZ5e4 by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-11-01T19:53:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts already there, my dude.