Posts by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AWiPW3x6QhxWYdS6Cm by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T11:33:45Z
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@rattlersix @lowqualityfacts whether my pun was funny?
(DIR) Post #AX0X9DRPH1BKaRT74a by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-06-24T01:46:04Z
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Breaking Vlad.#Moscow
(DIR) Post #AXE38ttKAOIlbQZcum by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-06-30T18:34:46Z
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Breaking: Supreme Court grants cert to decide question in a law professor's final exam hypothetical.#Satire #Lawtwitter #SCOTUS
(DIR) Post #AXHfX3OarQDFlK1WWe by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T19:58:00Z
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I was an official in the Trump Administration. I saw him do a lot of wild things and I stood by and watched and facilitated them, but now he's gone too far. And here's why I'm voting for him for President.#satire
(DIR) Post #AXHfYIWk5VU0ytQcPw by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-07-01T22:19:13Z
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For only $8 a month, you can pay for a platform that doesn't work well.
(DIR) Post #AXY37yzTD9L5aAY58i by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-07-10T02:40:50Z
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"No, seriously, if you can eat this 15 lb. burger in one sitting, the Marshal of the Supreme Court will appoint you President."
(DIR) Post #AXjRuIwFvw9hILvCcK by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-07-15T22:06:32Z
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Post by Cory Doctorow: Why They're Smearing Lina KhanAnd raising some good questions about the usual revolving door we're so used to between defense work and running enforcement agencies. #antitrust #lawtwitter https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/14/making-good-trouble/#the-peoples-champion
(DIR) Post #AXvsVkj5RcmMzmQpo8 by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-07-21T22:08:08Z
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"The benefits of being enslaved were so great, rich southern whites sold their children into slavery. Before they did, they employed expensive tutors to assure their children had the greatest possible advantage over other slaves." #Satire #Florida.https://politico.com/news/2023/07/20/florida-black-history-teaching-standards-00107067#:~:text=The%20new%20standards%2C%20backed%20unanimously,can%20be%20taught%20in%20schools
(DIR) Post #AY1zrrSZ5lCxqKcjSq by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-07-24T20:41:19Z
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(DIR) Post #AYERihrDxXmxWYIuO0 by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T20:02:46Z
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Theory: Musk chose Twitter's new name because he is having trouble figuring out how to run this platform. Harkening back to his struggles with Algebra, he decided to try again to solve for X. #Satire
(DIR) Post #AYhTUj4pErJXWsKcSW by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-08-06T16:41:00Z
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The 1st Amendment protects your right to threaten a witness. The 2nd Amendment protects your right to shoot witnesses with an AR-15. But Hunter Biden has no rights according to a recent poll of Americans, by Jonathan Turley. #Satire
(DIR) Post #AZo6AQFKmGaukdSBSy by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T23:18:25Z
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Breaking: Senate Jurors send query out to Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick about how long they should deliberate to make it look like they are weighing evidence.#kenpaxtontrial #kenpaxtonimpeachment #TXLege #Satire
(DIR) Post #AbSQPAOyGHcSau2KeG by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2023-11-03T18:42:17Z
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Step 1: Free Speech is in Trouble on College Campuses.Step 2: Students speak.Step 3: Whoa! What shit takes. Can't believe the indoctrination students are receiving from professors. We need to stop professors from talking woke!Step 4: Fire or threaten not to hire students for speech.Step 5: Complain that Free Speech is in Trouble on College Campuses.#WishThisWereSatire
(DIR) Post #AhpL1huxuwU2jeVHou by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2024-05-06T02:39:40Z
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Narrator: There was a little going back.
(DIR) Post #Aisvh82h9rGsRnyOsy by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2024-06-12T18:42:43Z
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Company: Pick a password.Comp: No, a stronger PW.Comp: Stronger!Comp: You used that PW 8 years ago.Comp: Finally. Now do 2FA and select pics that don't show monkeys.*Five minutes later*Comp: We regret to inform you your data has been breached and posted to the dark web.
(DIR) Post #Anm3vBXqxEmvLD5NUO by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2024-11-06T17:48:45Z
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“The democratic party is out of touch with its constituents,” the law professor tweeted before going to a hiring committee meeting to make offers to three more faculty candidates with JDs from Yale and PhDs from Harvard. #satire
(DIR) Post #AtKVnpIOhN8SWpbjDU by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2025-04-21T22:28:16Z
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Hillbilly Eulogy.
(DIR) Post #AvlPnsAnNjLQVWNfjE by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2025-07-03T17:17:18Z
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Members of Congress express outrage at the massive amount of money invested in ICE while simultaneously texting their brokers to buy stock in the private prison industry.#Satire
(DIR) Post #Ay9iZetH5h0bie7CFc by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2025-09-11T13:24:06Z
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The story of yesterday:
(DIR) Post #B2FUwFEKg8HqdhyrVw by lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
2026-01-13T16:49:27Z
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Gentle reminder that you could be fired for speaking ill of deceased Dilbert creator Scott Adams.If you speak ill of Renee Good, you will be hired by the Trump Admin to help with the investigation into *checks note* whatever bad things she did that make it so she deserved to be murdered.#Satire