Posts by kat@plush.city
(DIR) Post #AKLk5doUJWaOhZh3pY by kat@plush.city
2022-05-27T05:07:57Z
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pornography implies the existence of a pornograph
(DIR) Post #AKLk6TIiss4gO7EQXQ by kat@plush.city
2022-05-25T06:09:14Z
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it's my birthday i guess
(DIR) Post #AKLk6VrBNipMJZMyWm by kat@plush.city
2022-05-25T06:09:20Z
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birdthday
(DIR) Post #AKLkKAuK4FbzOaLwW0 by kat@plush.city
2022-05-18T01:13:57Z
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these guys have been tied in this card game for 5 years because all the cards are blank"hey i got a full house" "me too" "FUCK"
(DIR) Post #AKLkZ4KSo9x7KwgLuC by kat@plush.city
2022-05-12T16:19:15Z
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i've improved my ability to communicate in ffxiv by isolating the four principal emotions of lesbianism
(DIR) Post #AKLkZ69Y1iPQzfafAW by kat@plush.city
2022-05-12T16:28:01Z
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@FirstProgenitor are they pretty much the same for twinks
(DIR) Post #AKLl19znKiU91IPRXU by kat@plush.city
2022-04-10T16:06:12Z
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real men have a 1.5x crit chance and can't enter the second floor of buildingsit's just science
(DIR) Post #AKLl1CbRdhn36e2XVA by kat@plush.city
2022-04-10T16:59:00Z
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why am i even here i just wanted to know if helping hand stacks
(DIR) Post #AKLl43KCakATCQKlhQ by kat@plush.city
2022-03-31T23:59:42Z
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kind of wonder if it's possible to have an okay cop character if they're like... actively at odds with the cop thing and basically on their way out or directly fighting against itlike does "good cops quit" hold up long enough to fit a character arc starting with a badge and ending with them firebombing a police station
(DIR) Post #AKLl45ZsDRtMBbgJP6 by kat@plush.city
2022-04-01T00:00:39Z
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everyone seems to give up and go for "i will keep being cop, but look very slightly disapproving when bad things happen" instead of going for it so i have to imagine it's at least difficult to write
(DIR) Post #ALAGIkTu1Rkk0xnTeq by kat@plush.city
2022-07-05T00:14:32Z
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the problem with xiv healers isn’t that they have a low skill ceilingit’s that they have an incredibly high ceiling, that you literally only use when the DPS players start trying to “optimize” and then five minutes after you’ve carried them through a pull they’ll start talking about how healers don’t contribute anyway
(DIR) Post #ALAGIl4PpgxZqCsdZQ by kat@plush.city
2022-07-05T00:18:33Z
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xiv’s problem with job utility in general is that the goal is parsing and prog is a minor chore before The Real Content, so “did rotation good, got big parse” is an accomplishment, but “did some absolutely unrealistic healing that somehow got people through a mechanic attempt that Should Not Have Worked” literally doesn’t even get noticed or mentioned unless someone reads the parse after and complains that your dps was low from healing them
(DIR) Post #ALAGIlViCCnJCreR7I by kat@plush.city
2022-07-05T00:19:32Z
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gamers think healing is a feminine job because it’s not as violent but it’s actually feminine because you do 80% of the work and get approx. 0% of the credit
(DIR) Post #ALAGIuCXspoKA1kkzY by kat@plush.city
2022-07-05T00:22:20Z
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maybe prog is just way more interesting than parsing to me because i’m a horrible blue parse trash babymaybe it’s because prog is the only time i can use the other 9/10ths of my kit without someone cutting me off in voice chat to mansplain my own tooltips to me
(DIR) Post #ALAe3gSN6MSk5XQjwW by kat@plush.city
2022-07-05T04:50:51Z
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(DIR) Post #ALAuVtXjddZw3BPfWK by kat@plush.city
2022-02-09T10:39:38Z
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the four genders
(DIR) Post #ALAugBzRuKps9tHoIK by kat@plush.city
2021-08-09T17:29:46Z
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oh hey tataru
(DIR) Post #ALAyDEo0lCHMJFNwTw by kat@plush.city
2022-07-05T08:19:48Z
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@galena how so
(DIR) Post #ALB9w7q2bsvREBwQ0u by kat@plush.city
2022-07-05T08:45:30Z
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@galena my gender is putting both buttons together and flipping them frantically back and forth like a light switch
(DIR) Post #ALE4iDf1RvmxKbZque by kat@plush.city
2022-07-06T20:28:03Z
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studies are now showing diet soda has no health risks at allit is now safe to drink diet soda for six (6) months until the studies start saying it’s lethal again, and then you’ll have to wait another six for them to loop back around to saying it’s safe