Posts by juanejot@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AamkoOYWAgx5nOHQvo by juanejot@beige.party
2023-10-15T06:08:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Giving strong Sean Spicer inspiring Homer Simpson vibes.Should we be expecting a Fourth Shrubbery Hider of the Apocalypse?https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-spicer-bushes-white-house_n_59133322e4b0a58297e1721f
(DIR) Post #AbNbdVwR6MOV9rvy7s by juanejot@beige.party
2023-11-02T00:03:14Z
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@AaronDavid I’m not Gonzo ask for Watto he’s having.
(DIR) Post #AhL7ofAUD0aizbpIq8 by juanejot@beige.party
2024-04-28T07:19:29Z
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@ActionRetro (In Homer drool): “I want waffles in 3D.”
(DIR) Post #AhZ3Jus7aO8GQ7LbrE by juanejot@beige.party
2024-05-05T00:35:11Z
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@BootsChantilly I’m gonna have to take five fo(u)r this… 🤔
(DIR) Post #AhimdIvIdHVwsN5nJQ by juanejot@beige.party
2024-05-09T17:15:10Z
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@stux Once the cat climbs down, it’s a post-cat post.
(DIR) Post #AhpW9hS4dIV56Q0H8i by juanejot@beige.party
2024-05-12T23:13:34Z
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@ActionRetro (Tries as hard as he can to remember the early noughts, when “Wireless Application Protocol” was NOT syn-acronym-onious with a Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion song.)
(DIR) Post #AhpWCKCnWE8HsF6sSW by juanejot@beige.party
2024-05-12T23:14:05Z
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@ActionRetro (Tries as hard as he can to remember the early noughts, when “Wireless Application Protocol” was NOT syn-acronym-onious with a Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion song.)
(DIR) Post #Ai6PiiSDVAskM38gF6 by juanejot@beige.party
2024-05-21T02:15:18Z
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@ernie @edwiebe @clive These times, to sound like Will Arnett in a candy commercial, are “all the.”
(DIR) Post #Aif7dfoxYUhHin53eS by juanejot@beige.party
2024-06-06T20:43:48Z
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@ActionRetro SYLVANIA has the Roman numerals “L” and “I” right there in the name, and I would say 51 is likely roughly correct.
(DIR) Post #AilMRyRZ9gjAGSmFZA by juanejot@beige.party
2024-06-09T20:57:59Z
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@RikerGoogling @ActionRetro “Thank you for coming to my… ENGAGEment party!” He waggles his eyebrows and attempts to squint his eyes to an intimate sparkle against the hot stage lights, fighting the urge to voice, “Eh… EH?!?”No one laughs. An audience member coughs. Somewhere, luckily to a level the sound guy will likely be able to edit out, a hound bays. An awkward silence drags on, as the stage manager starts madly wheeling his index finger to move on to a proper ending, mouthing “…TED talk!”Picard facepalm. Jean-Luc just can’t engage in anything but his career… except [spoiler alert for paywalled content]
(DIR) Post #Ajh2GyOnidwzz3EPLc by juanejot@beige.party
2024-07-07T16:45:06Z
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@ActionRetro I’m thinking further afield; TempleOS, Kolibri, GhostBSD. Then there’s always your favorite,With a steering wheelLean into the CeleronAnd install Haiku
(DIR) Post #Ao1W8qs2KXA7MWELPE by juanejot@beige.party
2024-11-14T05:22:33Z
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@ActionRetro Sounds like an astromech droid.
(DIR) Post #AsNzfmKFQ84VLHH0t6 by juanejot@beige.party
2025-03-24T17:05:34Z
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@feliks “Is ‘Rye-Zen’ in the room with us now?”
(DIR) Post #AsRIAFclQzwzXyUhQO by juanejot@beige.party
2025-03-26T07:16:51Z
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@futurebird @vikxin A functional democracy.
(DIR) Post #AtHRYQFsXBXrEQwtou by juanejot@beige.party
2025-04-20T05:44:38Z
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@detondev Worfirmations:“You have but to WANT to be a merry man!”“Prune juice is for when you have suffered for it.”“Alexander honors you in that he occasionally doesn’t. It makes you a better father.”“Your fear that you will lose love, has lost you love. Do not wallow in this. RISE ABOVE IT!!!”(Grabs bat’leth, stops himself when he realizes that this scares the absolute bejeezus out of many species rather than turns them on, goes to set a lamp aglow to honor it before putting it away.)“A chah’dich is a friend you earn.”
(DIR) Post #Av4wIOE9UHOSCu5iQi by juanejot@beige.party
2025-06-13T05:26:56Z
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@LRRRonEarth “Congratulations on picking up the first installment of my new zine, Daddy Issues.”
(DIR) Post #AwKgdTJXj11eCenn5E by juanejot@beige.party
2025-07-20T18:16:32Z
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@grickle A line of dominos, fashioned to resemble ducks