Posts by jsr@social.jsr.com
(DIR) Post #AheIFUOqXM6iGLnjV2 by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-07T07:14:58Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
A BILLIONAIRECAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLETHEREFORE A BILLIONAIRE MUST NEVERMAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
(DIR) Post #AhpnMomCPTJ6nxG3SS by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-04T03:48:58Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Shit.
(DIR) Post #AhqfRpAtkdHt0reAlc by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-05T19:20:58Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Only $14 to unlock 88 more miles BEST VALUE. https://mastodon.social/@verge/112389822925084042
(DIR) Post #AhsvCwEhCc9K9UGbNQ by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-06T05:02:33Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Perhaps they could also rename "terminal" as “go somewhere big shed”https://aus.social/@ajsadauskas/112391716340975825
(DIR) Post #AhvlJggP0jHnsHgZRg by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-04T08:28:57Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
I’m not at all a superstitious person, but ... yeah, nah.
(DIR) Post #Ahw3j4ydcZn9dUTMeW by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-01T05:30:03Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Imagining everyone who shorted Tesla standing outside with their arms spread wide and a beatific smile on their face as beautiful golden sunlight bathes them in warmth.https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/04/tesla-to-lay-off-everyone-working-on-superchargers-new-vehicles/
(DIR) Post #AhypYp4d4x8jX5Mzom by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-04T14:31:29Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
The opening line of the military sci-fi space navy book i just started reading is: “Wearing perfectly pressed trousers and shiny boots, Captain Maddox of Star Watch Intelligence flexed his bare chest.”Awww yeah, this is gonna be a good one, I can tell.
(DIR) Post #AhypYrZBoIm1GRgQjI by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-07T01:49:05Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
It’s rare that I give up on a bad book, but I think I will bail on this one. Every character in it, with one exception, speaks in a weird, stilted yet pompous manner. None of them sound like an actual person. They all monologue like Sephiroth, even in casual conversation. The exception is the “Irish” character (whose personality is “I’m Irish!”) He talks like a cartoon leprechaun.Yeah, I think I’m out.
(DIR) Post #Ai0gUMi84xSp8YZ6jw by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-05T16:44:03Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
It is 430am and I am in bed, under a duvet, fully dressed, with two warm cats on and alongside me, and I CAN’T STOP SHIVERING. I am COLD. Me! COLD! In AUCKLAND. Is this how Annette feels all the time? I’m buying her a ghille suit made out of microwavable wheat bags. This is unbearable.
(DIR) Post #Ai0gUOuFuqLtwkFov2 by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-05T19:18:31Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Gentle readers, I think Covid is fucking with my temperature regulation. Now I am boiling. What JOLLY JAPES.
(DIR) Post #Ai28xUoa1F5yXmDmoi by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-05-04T05:04:53Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Inside me are two wolvesOh my god, they were roommates
(DIR) Post #Ai4KogF5kXOB966YJE by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-04-30T15:42:41Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Little Bobby Tables: [Wincing] “Look, that was a long time ago. Please, call me Robert.”https://hachyderm.io/@bolson/112355399166232431
(DIR) Post #AilxVeslWRLZ3h7ToO by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-06-10T03:53:22Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@ZachWeinersmith 1) This is the funniest possible outcome. 2) Your battery. Dude. Dude, your battery. YOUR BATTERY. DUDE.
(DIR) Post #AlsjRODO7G9rwbwZYu by jsr@social.jsr.com
2024-09-11T03:40:23Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@foone Fuck yes. Used to be a country, a proper country, etc.
(DIR) Post #At8ApRYIvuZA0A0VzU by jsr@social.jsr.com
2025-04-15T21:16:37Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
Hot Take: Suborbital hops, while technically flights "into space", are bullshit. If you can't make orbit, you're just fucking around.
(DIR) Post #AudIpCG8MrAHOKSslc by jsr@social.jsr.com
2025-05-30T21:52:58Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
Walking up to the "Number of days since I, a professional network engineer, created a layer two loop and consequent packet storm in my own personal local LAN" sign, and changing it to "Zero."
(DIR) Post #AvIdun4KOh9JL8X4K0 by jsr@social.jsr.com
2025-06-19T08:26:58Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
I found out today that Joss Whedon was planning to bring in Spike (from the Buffy TV series) in season 2 of Firefly. Because Firefly was set in the future of the Buffy universe, and Spike is an immortal vampire. The nerdgasm that event would have caused...
(DIR) Post #Aw7nxnz9FInyCXl2US by jsr@social.jsr.com
2025-07-14T00:29:27Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
What if we kissed 👉👈 in the motormelon?
(DIR) Post #Aw7wDvLeRBh5ItTqD2 by jsr@social.jsr.com
2025-07-14T06:41:15Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@foone Careful now, no need to rush into things.
(DIR) Post #B2ho2b47BbqGhpuyvo by jsr@social.jsr.com
2026-01-27T05:41:49Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
If saw a young mountain lion in person, there’s a much higher than zero chance that instead of backing away slowly and calling for help, I would go pspspspsps.