Posts by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
(DIR) Post #AYjsxIqwhghBlWTzIu by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-12T19:24:16Z
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Whenever someone says the phrase "As different as chalk and cheese", inform them they both have a common high calcium content.
(DIR) Post #AYs5tvT0koPcAvnrMG by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-19T00:14:43Z
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@lore One for all the OCD sufferers.
(DIR) Post #AZ4rS5o7qFT7pmzZxo by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-24T10:09:13Z
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@SecularJeffreyThat's unpossible!
(DIR) Post #AZ8M9SeuKwxXG29kVk by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-26T20:20:55Z
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I killed a watch, now I've got time on my hands.
(DIR) Post #AZEukFe6FDsj0FFhuC by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-29T23:40:36Z
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I mean just how many dogs went into making this? It's just cruel.
(DIR) Post #AZIB4RJQl8qXid7344 by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-31T11:08:53Z
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I went to a hospital with a broken arm.I didn't know hospitals had arms.
(DIR) Post #AZNB4oRJkDSNEkmN9M by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-03T00:08:46Z
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@naughtynatali Happy Birthday!
(DIR) Post #AZXU73MipigYPfUG7E by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-07T23:29:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts My marker pen says otherwise.
(DIR) Post #AZvS3QH1sD8UGnSSzQ by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-19T11:48:53Z
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Mastodon is (as far as, I'm aware) free from conspiracy nut jobs, science deniers, flat earthers, moon landing deniers, antivaxxers, trolls, racists and their cult ilk. It just has nice, sensible, harmless people. The other place, however, is full of the above sewer dwellers and Elton may want his sinking platform to be subscription only. Why would I want to pay to be subject to constant garbage and abuse? Long may Mastodon remain clean.
(DIR) Post #AaAKcRkwGnX3es6Owa by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-26T17:12:29Z
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Create a pleasant working environment by spending all day in the toilet cubicle.
(DIR) Post #AbdEq99fwXbBpqXXpA by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-11-09T10:29:09Z
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My wife says I don't listerine to a bird she pays. Or something.
(DIR) Post #Abf7cD1ATRoMOkt5Hc by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-11-10T03:45:26Z
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My boss says I'm a comedian.His actual words were "You're funny in the head", but a complement's a complement.
(DIR) Post #AbfDbSsWcPn51ZsCVk by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-11-10T12:46:04Z
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@DeborahLeagueFineArt My dad was a glass-half-full kind of guy.Great man, terrible barman.
(DIR) Post #Abfda0i8SOymBOyrWi by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-11-10T16:52:24Z
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Hell hath no fury like a womans' scone. You know, the usual jam/cream debate.
(DIR) Post #AbhXOgEu1CuO66RPqy by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-11-11T13:39:07Z
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There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate results from incomplete data.
(DIR) Post #AdH8nVS8oojPDTMi0G by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-12-28T17:38:28Z
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Scrimmock - A customer who, having spent the best part of four hours on the phone with you about a problem device and you turn up on site after 6 hours of travel time, discover that they haven't plugged it in.
(DIR) Post #AdH9oY8SQke5mPDgWm by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-12-28T17:54:45Z
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@tek This happened a number of years ago. A prison had an LED electronic display system and needed a special transmission box to send data via serial cable to each. 4 hours on the phone and couldn't determine the problem. There was a mass of cables under a desk where the box lived. I pulled the mains cable and saw a plug move. Plugged it in and it all worked. They thought it was plugged in but couldn't be bothered checking.
(DIR) Post #AdHimbsD3hf1BnQkNM by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-12-29T00:26:31Z
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@tek Thing is, they were asked three times was the box plugged in and they said yes three times. The pile of wires said there was no way in hell they could determine that. It just said "Just come out and sort it, it's too much for us!".I pulled the cable from the box and saw a plug move. I pulled again, just in case it was a different plug that was caught up on the cable, but it moved again. I pulled the plug out of the melee and said "I think this is your problem!". Plugged in, it worked.
(DIR) Post #AdHmM14vddB5MLxEUC by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-12-29T01:06:34Z
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@tek They paid the call out charge and my overtime, so I didn't complain!
(DIR) Post #AdaTL4EGlSLVqedEBM by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2024-01-07T01:18:45Z
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Remember, when you think the deepest level of stupidity has been well and truly reached, someone will consider that a challenge.