Posts by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AXDweWOwL1vUKxUbXk by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-06-30T17:30:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts it was inevitable. Apparently many professional baseball umpires aren’t smoking enough crack.
(DIR) Post #AXqGRANlrNv34Q32B6 by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T05:11:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts He believed this because he was in fact a cat himself.
(DIR) Post #AXs8gaxEwAgQVbP7BI by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-07-20T02:53:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts The other 20% are on the songwriting credits.
(DIR) Post #AXzU06LTuOWCVobZ9k by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-07-23T15:43:25Z
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@futurebird I would say that for those crafting such laws, not mentioning race is the cherry on top. Gives them plausible deniability.
(DIR) Post #AYdwmgnYZLCTiIKf4a by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T04:26:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts they should have held out for four potatoes.
(DIR) Post #AYhksLRGTTmiO6fwGW by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-08-14T00:31:46Z
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@todayilearned I don’t think the practice necessarily originated with Gutenberg. The actual terms “upper case” and “lower case” didn’t appear until the 18th century. https://mymodernmet.com/uppercase-lowercase-letters/
(DIR) Post #AZOOB8iplURbnfHcBM by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-09-03T14:10:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts prior to that it was known as the unspotted hyena, of course.
(DIR) Post #AaKwIFih3AW4NMRthI by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-10-01T20:05:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Hold my beer while I do my own research.”
(DIR) Post #AbdJPXpgaGzQK7KBdI by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-11-09T14:39:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts What’s even crazier is the rental company thought it was pretty cool, so they didn’t even charge him for wrecking their yacht.
(DIR) Post #AbwUFIlvlqVJqya3Em by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-11-18T19:42:24Z
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Help me hive mind, in the 80s there was a text-based adventure game in which if you typed in the command “look up” it would say that a piano fell on you, ending the game immediately. Can anyone remember what it was called?Please repost for reach.
(DIR) Post #AcmoeKbn4ikegvCu92 by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T02:36:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts they always hated it when Caesar gave them the thumbs down. Actually killing someone with a pillow is slow, gruesome work.
(DIR) Post #Ad5t1D3SHdqGCiluDo by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-12-23T07:24:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts you definitely don’t want to know about randy buzzards then.
(DIR) Post #Ad8iszRAc4NtaPBaEK by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T16:15:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts one always lies, the other always tells the truth. Her dates have to figure out which is which in order to get to first base.
(DIR) Post #AdTcuBgYZbYaacxsbg by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2024-01-03T18:17:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts he picked up some good tips though.
(DIR) Post #Adi2NSbCoY7A1Hxhc8 by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T17:08:30Z
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@IdahoLark I was looking at a video review of a particular snow blower yesterday. The reviewer’s German shepherd was losing its shit in the most adorable fashion whenever the snow blower was running.
(DIR) Post #Aiobejr8AZ8hyjyxSS by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2024-06-11T10:32:36Z
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@futurebird Trump’s speeches are a pick n’ mix bag of dog whistles. In this case it’s “sharks are bad because they will nom your leg off, we should kill them despite what the libs say. EVs are also bad because they will sink your boat then electrocute you which is the future the libs want, but sharks are probably worse.”Even extracting that amount of meaning from his blatherings is akin to pareidolia.
(DIR) Post #AiobtgwrGJWnIwn7aK by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2024-06-11T10:35:21Z
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@futurebird 💯💯💯
(DIR) Post #AjOkMdky5Ig5gBsEuu by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2024-06-28T20:59:42Z
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@futurebird 🤣
(DIR) Post #AmSyfHb20vzyTSdvZw by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2024-09-28T15:34:55Z
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@futurebird 🤣
(DIR) Post #AmX86A1cXWEglK4qxc by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2024-09-30T15:39:42Z
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@futurebird I’d back that kickstarter :)