Posts by fumoherder@www.minds.com
 (DIR) Post #B1Hh6cCOjPIlDT7Xuq by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-15T20:32:49+00:00
       
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       Getting festive!
       
 (DIR) Post #B1HkWS55GvRbEAi9yK by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-15T21:30:02+00:00
       
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       FUN FACT: The an!mate at Ikebukuro aka Akihabara for women has THREE ENTIRE FLOORS dedicated to yaoi.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1JRubhPeaXHC9MbYG by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-16T17:12:32+00:00
       
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       CHEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #B1MAwm8ugEUsPxYS6S by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-18T00:44:31+00:00
       
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       Santa MarisaDelivering grimoires to all the good little youkai and yousei. Don't tell Patchy!
       
 (DIR) Post #B1NoVkEVrYxG06ncbQ by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-18T17:46:13+00:00
       
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       MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A STRONG BOY DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
       
 (DIR) Post #B1WBOd06TScoDm4M3k by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-21T18:43:09+00:00
       
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       Tea Time in the Scarlet Mansion
       
 (DIR) Post #B1YJ8n7SH1yMv4O44O by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-23T21:17:27+00:00
       
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       @bowsacnoodle@poa.st Unironically post on reddit. Ideally from 2 accounts; one to pose a question and another to answer it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1c38NO97QaCTyoXSa by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-25T04:05:42+00:00
       
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       Merry Chenmas!My gift to myself this year was the ever elusive Abraxas from Perennial Brewing (makers of the dangerously sleepy Saison de Lis). If you see this bottle (it comes in various forms) at your local liquor store, grab it. Do not ask questions. Do as you are told.I prefer the non-coffee version as the added bitter notes are just a distraction from the lovely floral touches care of the ancho chilis but this bottle was all they had. If you are confused by the presence of chilis in a stout imperial, I encourage you to go to your local Mexican restaurant and order anything with mole sauce.Yes, there is a hint of spice but even more of cinnamon. This brew is warm and weird on the tongue in all the right ways, with a toasty finish to remind you it's still a stout. Enjoy with your shikigami on a wintry eve in front of the fire or the soft glow of your PC's RGBs.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1cBoggYYx9O7v70Ge by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-25T18:15:20+00:00
       
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       ...and a Happy New Year!
       
 (DIR) Post #B1lcQzP5lNHcPpVTxg by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2025-12-30T04:00:21+00:00
       
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       FRENCH AS FUCK (FAF) CREAM OF CHICKEN SOUPHOW DID WE GET HERESaturday morning a woke with a festive hangover that lingered too long. By afternoon the dreadful realization manifest: it was a fever! Grandfather Nurgle shared his Christmas blessings and I was sick, on my day off no less!It so happened my refrigerator was all but empty. Dressing up my last egg in the finest grilled ham & cheese finery I set out to finish my coffee. Later, I endeavored to the grocer on a quest to rid myself of these seasonal sniffles!A STUDY AND AN ADVENTUREBoiled chicken, that's the trick! Such was my thesis but in my fevered state I envisioned the myriad forms chicken soup may take. No seriously I was researching which canned soups and their textured vegetable protein to determine the optimal solution in case the sickness saps me of my will to cook.But then I considered the corollary. No clear vision in mind I raced to gather the holy trinity of soup, the mirepoix, or carrots, onions, and celery for you Philippines. Nay! Not onion! For my studies revealed the deleterious effect of oxalate dumping and steered me to the fever friendlier shallot.MISTAKES INTO MIRACLESTwo boxes of stock and a package of chicken thighs (on sale for $2.99/lbs no less!) later, the thought began to take form. I would make coq au vin because that shit is tight but then I forgot to go the liquor store!Weren't expecting that turn of events? Be glad they happened for I was forced to consult my pantry! Last night was a disaster of undercooked chicken and overcooked soup (you know it's bad when you end up with clarified cream) but it still tasted good. Tonight was better.Behold, my French AF cream of chicken soup!
       
 (DIR) Post #B1z1xVZ6kKMBL3H1LU by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-05T18:39:19+00:00
       
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       Yeah if you're looking for a Hail Mary treatment, ask your doctor about thermal ablation immunotherapy. Not sure if there's an open trial at the moment but worth a shot.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2FmoMpiKFJD4srJeC by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-13T19:27:24+00:00
       
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       jfc 7 years in prison for belonging to a group whose members throw romans.not that you threw a roman. merely belonging to a group that has members who throw romans will land you a 7 year prison sentence.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2WsJNwBnISufsMn2m by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-22T02:36:16+00:00
       
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       PROTIP: When you're stressed tf out at work and your boss asks you how you're doing, say you're doing terrible. Worst case, you get a "oh, that's nice hehe," and best case they leave you tf alone for a while.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2X7DvUVd23MJWH5Bg by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-22T02:22:25+00:00
       
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       Here's why your propaganda fails:We want the illegals gone. Full stop.Naturally that requires expanding ICE.Everything else on the top of your chart has been around since GWOT.You've been calling us extremists since at least the 90s.As for the bottom, where are the internal passports? Who is doing biometric tracking of US citizens?Yes, we want illegals bagged, tagged, and DNA sampled."Algorithmic pre-crime systems" is just a stupid way of saying "send plain clothes officers to the bad part of town."Brass tacks we are taking our country back and we do not care if you call us meanies. Go on. Call me a fascist. Call me racist. Tell me I hate women and minorities. Watch me give a fuck. Are you watching? Do you see all the fucks I have to give? Look at them all. Aren't they numerous?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2d3kVTk83V8KGxK2C by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-25T01:12:09+00:00
       
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       RIP when every single one of those chains snaps ;_;
       
 (DIR) Post #B2kbuO17CSXBwdiHZo by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-28T17:22:59+00:00
       
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       Do not recommend supplementing with lecithin. The increased atherosclerosis is not worth it.Also make sure to take the aminos on an empty stomach.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2oetKp2fYfyF3619k by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-30T15:47:58+00:00
       
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       In fairness, they did retcon the whole forehead ridges thing and explained it away with Worf saying, "we don't talk about it with outsiders."
       
 (DIR) Post #B2qjDvdOIhvoKwdpx2 by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-01-31T16:19:04+00:00
       
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       Since our resident schizo AI hack finally learned LLMs can be used to make waifus...I thought I'd drop something up his alley to dunk on him. Sadly he has me blocked so if y'all would be so kind as to repost this to his endless stream of adverts:GET GUD, JASON.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2tpC8hHwdIjTEsGrQ by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-02-02T04:17:35+00:00
       
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       Val-Dieu Grand CruGallic for THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST, Grand Cru is usually reserved for poncy Burgundies, but here it describes a "Trappist" ale without the trappings of the monastery. I realize the EU takes their naming conventions very seriously, although in this case it was the monks abandoning the abbey. Secular France kept the beer but ditched the Christianity in case that informs your choice of tippel.Very dark in colour, but still somehow golden. Not sure how they do that. More malty than your typical Trappist, which I appreciate. Really rounds things out nicely. Still boozy as hell but manageable. Think a quadruppel with body. Moderately priced which was surprising. I thought we were tariffing the Hel out of those Celtic swine. A whiff of spice, enough to be accounted for. 4/5 would recommend if you can tolerate the Belgae, who have been hated since Caesar's time.
       
 (DIR) Post #B35GP5kB4ULrZoBZ9U by fumoherder@www.minds.com
       2026-02-07T15:57:23+00:00
       
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       @mebigbrain@poa.st Genre fiction exists because getting any traction as a writer is nigh impossible. By nailing your work to the mast of an established universe, its fans will at least give you a hearing. I say this as someone who has written his own novel who happens to be childhood friends with an NYU literature professor who has written two of his own. Now mine was self-published and self-marketed which went as well as you'd expect but he's been published in McSweeney's and hasn't fared much better.