Posts by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #ATxPRtBIiYD27sSPCK by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-03-24T22:19:18Z
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@ParadeGrotesque 🤷🏻♀️ no mundial inteiro, ne?
(DIR) Post #AUqinUpI4aWD3OpGnQ by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-04-17T15:46:46Z
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The top ten reasons families struggle:1) not enough money2) communication/emotional difficulties around not having enough money3) not enough money4) not nearly enough money5) life’s fucking costly6) not enough goddamn money7) too few buckareenees8) insufficient pesos9) empty bank accounts10) seriously with the money
(DIR) Post #AVFxUBTMA5TZn7oWdE by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-05-02T14:59:32Z
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wouldn’t be mad to see a child of Queen Elizabeth going into service work tbh
(DIR) Post #AVHl4xIyt84xTk5Iae by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-05-03T17:53:20Z
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@Teri_Kanefield my main objection to masto at this stage, and it’s not a minor problem, either. Needs to be addressed.
(DIR) Post #AVIiyIcrDNpgpH2Wae by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T04:51:58Z
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the thing about your kid growing up is that all the stuff that gets complicated for them means it’s also complicated for you, in addition to the many complications in your own existence, and there is fuck-all you can do to protect them, guns, climate hell, broken hearts, addiction, abuse of all sorts, it’s all just … sitting there, grinning malevolently at your family. so do NOT allow children to grow past age four is the lesson here, and also move to another planet probably fuck idk
(DIR) Post #AVIiyJs8a3eKgxCF2u by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T05:01:42Z
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@NickGates please know that you get a good onramp to this state of mind—my son graduates HS in a month, turns 18 this summer, and is off to LA for school in August. (It’s FINE! 😵💫😬🫠🎸🎸🎸) for real tho, treasure ages 4-11, my god they’re good years.
(DIR) Post #AVIjC7V1NZmMN8xrrE by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T05:09:03Z
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@fcktheworld587 @NickGates yes exactly, it feels unpossible to keep seeing them daily in these weird giraffe versions of their sweet little toddler selves
(DIR) Post #AVSU391GnoK4kUuUHA by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-05-08T22:02:58Z
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me to myself: “everything is hellscape, go ahead and get the soft-serve”
(DIR) Post #AVSVo5CotofcUAG4y8 by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-05-08T22:26:11Z
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@fcktheworld587 bingo
(DIR) Post #AXJZ25Suu9GlnNog3U by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T00:12:39Z
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a baby is sort of a weird sex trophy, seems like a tiny gilded vagina might be better, idk
(DIR) Post #AXbITrVopPBlquC1TM by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-07-06T21:34:44Z
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The neighborhood squirrels are sick to death of my “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED” speech to the point they’ve stopped coming over for the free walnuts handed out during intermission.
(DIR) Post #AXlpKVZGHtpHFqY9z6 by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-07-17T01:21:37Z
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spend a half hour watching birbs take baths. I DARE YOU
(DIR) Post #AXlqL33nrYtz5HenLs by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-07-17T01:59:58Z
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@fcktheworld587 valid point
(DIR) Post #AXlvuAqBQYKB7Xr3uS by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-07-17T02:04:21Z
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hot everybody summer
(DIR) Post #AXu6LwgP93F4E0TWJE by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2022-12-04T20:23:17Z
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Nothing says physical fitness like a sports bra with food stains
(DIR) Post #AamEjNy9jAT5zmq7QO by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T14:56:12Z
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persona non grata vs. persona au gratin aka person without cheese versus person of cheese, the choice is obvious people
(DIR) Post #Ab54lcksQKrU3d988e by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-10-24T02:15:22Z
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God would've been presiding over the sex in the room with me and my spouse if I had stayed religious so that's why I hate threesomes.
(DIR) Post #Ac65Q6fAZrWwD54YtM by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-11-23T03:12:59Z
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favorite xmas movies in no particular order batman returns trading places when harry met sally sleepless in seattle planes trains and automobiles
(DIR) Post #AcJvRJr6jaqY5S2EgC by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-11-30T04:03:51Z
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Live look at stephen miller reading people's takes on kissinger's death [pissing himself] “ha ha nice“
(DIR) Post #AdMcK3xaSTvC6AzAci by feral_hattie@mastodon.social
2023-11-16T21:46:01Z
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sure sex is fun but have you ever haunted someone