Posts by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
(DIR) Post #A1fGgjgXKKhh0lYOAK by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2020-11-28T02:27:57.984962Z
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Adding more "AI" to computers. Everyone was getting tired of the determinism and reliability of computers without them anyway
(DIR) Post #A1g3J7rsevjYokEOxc by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2020-11-29T03:03:25.483257Z
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imagine not controlling your computer by typing textual commands that trace their heritage to the 1950s into a grid of 80 by 25 ASCII characters
(DIR) Post #A1kPQRoZs4z6KeQFhg by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2020-12-01T04:09:00.110794Z
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standing in a dark alley corner after encryption has been outlawed and selling people outdated copies of openssl at outrageous prices
(DIR) Post #A2Nmofgf0eoOqyZG6a by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2020-12-20T03:50:06.166178Z
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GUI toolkit that's as flexible as CLI output but still accessible and not stuck in the 1970s
(DIR) Post #A2mPjyySmCqobb5BFg by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-01-01T02:40:34.978358Z
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@djsundog Johnny Rheumatic (it's been 25 years)
(DIR) Post #A3FK1wznF7EXsRYHho by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-01-15T00:02:22.372678Z
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calling car fuel "gas" when it's decidedly a liquid
(DIR) Post #A4RNbeS7ODxSRx9DkW by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-02-19T18:50:04.501701Z
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@djsundog One would've thought launchd would be the space init system of choice
(DIR) Post #A4ROAps4vXdU034FVo by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-02-19T18:58:45.109178Z
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We should make all computers running on Mars end the lines in their text files with \LF\CR for absolutely no reason
(DIR) Post #A4ROAqQ6t0rFhazQYa by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-02-19T18:59:31.019342Z
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NASA to Declare Big Endian Official Martian Endianness
(DIR) Post #A4lRsgR1YfEMV0DAm0 by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-01T10:47:52.463386Z
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if you write code that prints hex digits but does not always and unavoidably prefix them with 0x you should rethink your life choices
(DIR) Post #A4lRsi7bHqsjjL8gm8 by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-01T10:48:25.306690Z
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this brought to you by: debugging session caused by missing that 0x10 != 10
(DIR) Post #A4rtPFArnRw7DdAE6K by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-04T13:52:10.860764Z
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Someone in the 1970s, with an almost limitless amount of names still available: I'm going to name my programming language "C"
(DIR) Post #A552DbVGNRqDddhwdk by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-10T21:29:44.393375Z
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*Earth is annihilated by an asteroid*Some Unix person on the moon: SMH should've kept off-site backups
(DIR) Post #A5ZXW3EJmDxNemzBQm by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-25T14:51:49.159425Z
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oh lmao the container ship stuck in the suez canal is the same one that crumpled a ferry in Hamburg a while ago
(DIR) Post #A5ZXW3nleQJTQjZUga by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-25T14:53:44.454708Z
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*captain of huge container ship voice* dude, watch this sick drift through the canal
(DIR) Post #A5ZaSZCpFUX3X5Jm9w by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-25T14:38:22.536691Z
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@djsundog what if we dug a tunnel for the canal below the ship and then paved the surface of the ship (free bridge)
(DIR) Post #A5ZaSZdldK5CsdvI9Y by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-25T14:46:15.898808Z
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@djsundog requisitioning all of the helicopters of the western hemisphere and several thousand km of steel wire for an unspecified project
(DIR) Post #A5g8f9I5UWU5852tyS by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-03-28T14:34:30.001588Z
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@julialuna absolutely nothing noteworthy, nothing to see there, move along
(DIR) Post #A5swrxxT5WPdzeNCcq by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-04-03T23:55:51.320287Z
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how do I send myself a test email to see if I've broken my email server 🤔 (today on: Things to figure out *before* you start changing things)
(DIR) Post #A626XD0ifycSYpH4Ii by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2021-04-08T05:06:17.911590Z
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even a perfectly environmentally neutral cryptocurrency is unethical. individual wealth must be controllable by democratic processes (through taxes, seizure, etc.)