Posts by devxvda@mastodon.ie
(DIR) Post #AQXYbSteu3whdtAoXw by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2022-12-11T21:28:46Z
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All triangles are love triangles when you love triangles
(DIR) Post #ASMb5ufhsmk1afIF8K by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2022-12-03T23:06:22Z
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I am sick of being silenced for my perfectly valid beliefs** The Jetsons and The Flintstones take place simultaneously in the same cinematic universe due to a nuclear war tearing society into two different technologically based dichotomies
(DIR) Post #ASkMV7A5sUSsB1zk00 by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-02-16T18:40:54Z
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Fun fact: KITT from Knight Rider canonically had 1GB of memory. Back then that was considered to be impossibly huge, science-fiction level computing
(DIR) Post #ASkMV8s5WPFZTlaODA by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-02-16T18:44:51Z
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The Knight Rider theme song is still an absolute banger of a song even today. You should be legally allowed to drive however fast you want when you play it
(DIR) Post #AT2tWXXq4As7cmfRei by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-02-25T18:04:04Z
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I'm really tempted to start an OnlyFans of me baking desserts. OnlyFlans
(DIR) Post #ATWY7yhINyOCWoam12 by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-03-11T22:38:45Z
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Aside from Mastodon, the last time I felt *truly* psychologically safe on social media was over 20 years ago on IRC
(DIR) Post #ATaR0xOau90RPwOD5M by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-02-22T04:50:36Z
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"You're incredibly introspective, you know that right?""Yeah how do I stop that?"
(DIR) Post #ATuoyEv8TeST585PRQ by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-03-23T18:12:41Z
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@RickiTarr @Gosunkugi
(DIR) Post #AU0AS8Rr2VmVdajt1k by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-03-26T00:06:43Z
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Daylight savings time is a self deception. Darkness comes for us all eventually
(DIR) Post #AU0ASBtcDkloKYkbDM by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-03-26T00:42:40Z
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Time is a social construct.One by one we all become dust.
(DIR) Post #AUx7xSUFHzn2Uqaa8W by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-04-23T11:54:13Z
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Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "You are reading this in my voice", "You are now blinking manually", "There is no comfortable place for your tongue to rest in your mouth", "You're producing saliva", "Your jaw has weight forcing you to manually hold it closed", and "There is at least one place on your body that itches"
(DIR) Post #AWzPfeBEOrW5zYtctE by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-06-23T14:05:46Z
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Everything reminds me of him 💔
(DIR) Post #AXKJPjondRZVV3Ge1I by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-07-03T19:05:46Z
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Who wants to come over tomorrow and play 9/11 with me?
(DIR) Post #AZBhNOA6X9SjsQ6uPY by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-07-10T12:02:34Z
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the weekday.
(DIR) Post #AZBhNWlGYrwSXzYhRg by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-07-10T17:04:02Z
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This is officially my most popular Toot.I don't have a SoundCloud or GoFundMe. Join a fucking union instead.
(DIR) Post #AZGFFMtNXqMKhCTRs8 by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-06-18T18:12:39Z
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Me: “But, Lord, what about when there was only one set of footprints in the sand?”The Lord: “Sandpeople ride single file to hide their numbers.”
(DIR) Post #AZZNUvNLibhpTYvE7U by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-09-08T20:14:42Z
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Fuck it. I'm making it public. Boost this motherfucker to the moon and back.I am a male victim of domestic violence.We exist. Listen to our stories. And fucking believe us.
(DIR) Post #AvKBfFymjR7XyFfErA by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2023-12-08T17:17:26Z
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We are almost there folks hang in there2020 ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 547%
(DIR) Post #AvKBfOGRve0JfLzSV6 by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2024-11-25T11:55:17Z
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Always commit to the bit.
(DIR) Post #AxCwVgzZGr6U6uQTTM by devxvda@mastodon.ie
2025-08-15T18:16:42Z
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I love how in the "How It's Made" videos the narrator says "And a touch of salt" when the factory worker dumps in a fucking 30KG bag of salt the size of a man