Posts by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
(DIR) Post #AdBR25pR0JDaJXbdku by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-25T23:39:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts if betty white could demand a hot dog and vodka, why not?
(DIR) Post #AdMSklTyGbp34IE7Yu by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-31T07:20:32Z
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@Ricardus 💟
(DIR) Post #AdOdmxNuTOqkNDYjvU by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-01T08:33:35Z
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@Ricardus and also to you.
(DIR) Post #AdQVdaFchgM4hbcfq4 by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-02T06:11:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's probably why they're so quiet: they literally roll up.
(DIR) Post #AdRMDXXRSfzcKZQKzA by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-02T16:00:45Z
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@peggycollins holy crap! just when i think you've done your best work, you pull a da vinci. beautiful!
(DIR) Post #AdS8tINP1F6PGkhiy0 by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-03T01:06:09Z
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@JenniferJorgenson beautiful.
(DIR) Post #AdW1jb5gf9sDMrgbWi by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-04T22:04:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts haven't they ever heard of going out for smokes?
(DIR) Post #AddwuKDeJ4HeLcgDK4 by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-08T17:48:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts but only 1 newt.
(DIR) Post #AhDlyRmjD8kdAubE3s by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-04-24T18:10:14Z
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@aral by definition. hoomins are herd animals.
(DIR) Post #AhXLXthc8luBhqKUAS by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-04T03:59:01Z
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@Mary625 this has been true of every u.s. war. every single one.
(DIR) Post #AhowpK808xg6ZtABAe by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-12T16:37:37Z
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@futurebird his funders will require one because they need a plan b, and one who will follow their edicts more closely than he does. but you may be correct about how late we may learn that choice.
(DIR) Post #AiAn31ZdCU3n1T6EdM by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-23T05:31:22Z
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@aral blinken - and the rest of the u.s. government - are slaves to #exxon and the other oil companies - the true architects of this #genocide.
(DIR) Post #AjjJsa3CmTbN0fZISu by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-07-08T12:07:11Z
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@alison @lednaBM so the christian bible is fan fiction?
(DIR) Post #Ajjsgh2YStTzblKbSq by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-07-09T01:42:01Z
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@rvinson nappy was pretty bright for a fella obsessed with b.o.
(DIR) Post #AkA2e5Xpx2r91HZ6cS by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-07-21T16:36:05Z
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@onan don't do it! it's a con.
(DIR) Post #AkMiVLskMt2J3QNiCW by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-07-27T19:21:39Z
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@onan this is exactly why you hoomins are better off as happy meals. free food, free health care, an end to intraspecies violence, zero exercise, an answer to why you exist, and you still get to pretend in free will, politicians, judges, and an invisible sky captain and that you're his favorites.
(DIR) Post #AkhDHBIFvFrJtuEavo by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-08-06T16:39:49Z
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@APoD wowza!
(DIR) Post #AncD7MCliQ7NUWZCtM by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-02T00:21:36Z
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@futurebird well said.
(DIR) Post #AoHGUU2RPVuqBOkTvE by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-21T14:52:59Z
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@Nonilex 'all the war objectives': complete genocide of palestinians and the seizure of their remaining land while making the rest of the fucking world fucking pay for it.
(DIR) Post #AoODifWQZVMi64ZBh2 by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-23T23:38:58Z
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@skinnylatte in my books i have a running gag about spies from different countries comparing health plans while attempting to kill each other in the field. "what's your copay?" blam! blam!there's another about russia 'retiring' spies by using whatever crazy new method comrade putin likes that week. one is an american drug called havadoc - available over the counter - that causes fatal projectile diahrrea while tap dancing.