Posts by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
(DIR) Post #ALL15kg7zgqkicDBei by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T04:58:04.579014Z
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@Luffwaffen_Luffy @s8n @D00B @natsock flashbacks of my navy days, a shipmate used to drink that straight to sneak alcohol onto the ship. The rest of us just hid of our beer.
(DIR) Post #ALL1QOy7uBnhT6TdQ0 by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:01:48.488919Z
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@natsock @Luffwaffen_Luffy try this shit, you can find it *everywhere* in Brazil.
(DIR) Post #ALL1UtYE8vrPTZVOHg by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:02:37.249948Z
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@Luffwaffen_Luffy I've drank some really sketchy shit before, it doesn't scare me, but I also understand your hesitation. It's not good to be such a heavy drunker like I am. @D00B @natsock @s8n
(DIR) Post #ALL1wyQHcgygh6B876 by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:07:41.365026Z
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@IsraelDelendaEst She may be my gf, but her special brand of crazy is something I love. I made strong Brazilian bean coffee for her before (think Turkish coffee brewing strength) and she said it tastes like ass so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @D00B @Luffwaffen_Luffy @natsock @s8n
(DIR) Post #ALL28x1qdFuRqTSbgG by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:09:51.375193Z
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@Luffwaffen_Luffy everyone has that one substance. @D00B @natsock @s8n
(DIR) Post #ALL2if9sYFqyqWFHZw by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:16:18.697335Z
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@Luffwaffen_Luffy @D00B @natsock @s8n i just looked up velveta NOPE
(DIR) Post #ALL3VLkPVcJmpmY4WW by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:25:03.441301Z
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@Luffwaffen_Luffy My one for food is this one fish thing my mum used to make when I was little, it has pickled fish. My gf likes pickled herring, I can't stand it because of that. @D00B @natsock @s8n
(DIR) Post #ALL3sNSjIcfSoTG7Dk by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:29:16.394015Z
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@s8n But cheese is so good, why would do that? @D00B @Luffwaffen_Luffy @natsock
(DIR) Post #ALL4PQuDWB8R34sV2O by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-07-10T05:35:14.814944Z
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@Luffwaffen_Luffy I've eaten an entire block of cheddar in a single sitting. I regret fucking nothing. @D00B @natsock @s8n
(DIR) Post #AMMICv82d37Tf2CDcu by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-08-09T17:36:40.185625Z
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If you're a pastor are really annoying about your congregation not being loud enough, I just want to let you knowI hate you
(DIR) Post #AMMIdQRKpxnKIerKIy by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-08-09T17:41:27.647101Z
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This past SundayPastor: WHO'S FEELING THE SPIRITCongregation: ...... Pastor: I SAID WHO'S FEELING THE SPIRIT!? Like bro it's 8am, some of us haven't fully woken up yet, calm down.
(DIR) Post #AMMIuozIp1UhMB2fui by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-08-09T17:44:36.195765Z
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees Chris Chan here.
(DIR) Post #AMdaxw0yYFkEYCTmsK by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-08-18T01:56:56.765621Z
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We've passed "well done"This is a standing ovation
(DIR) Post #AMdb27EOn5NKUpkfFw by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-08-18T01:57:42.271412Z
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@natsock @joe we've found it: the universally relatable fediverse post.
(DIR) Post #AMlLVUgIKqHkGx6SbQ by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-08-21T19:41:05.149069Z
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*taps mic* Hello yes, if the Nazis had a department for the occult that means there's a non zero chance someone summoned a succubus to get laid.
(DIR) Post #AMlLnvDmOlctnVYKLQ by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-08-21T19:44:45.100147Z
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They also had contact with the Japanese which means at least one officer had some amount of hentai. What kind? I don't know, but my money is on schoolgirls.
(DIR) Post #ANA7oqbiTs92fj41lA by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-09-02T18:35:50.124773Z
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My gf: you need to cut your hair Me: yesterday you said you liked my long hair though? My gf: yeah but it looks better than mine, if you're going to keep it that long, teach me your secrets.
(DIR) Post #ANA8gU4kTA1aQdDf8a by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-09-02T18:45:31.104749Z
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It's shockingly minimal for hair halfway down my back. My hair is thick and loosely curly, but really all I do is: 1) detangle: Flip my hair over my head, use a detangling brush from roots to ends, starting at the nape of my neck. Get back upright and repeat from the ends to the roots, so all the tangles are out. 2) distribute the oils Start like step one but use a boar bristle brush from roots to ends *gently* brushing to distribute the natural oils. Do the same when you're upright. Sometimes I pin it up with a single hairpin or just braid it down the back. Gf usually has her hair up all the time.
(DIR) Post #ANAMx9ZNMVq76yO6KG by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-09-02T21:25:24.048879Z
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@LouisConde I would've loved to have seen the meeting that made this memo necessary.
(DIR) Post #ANEcoDYgR674eqSrsu by cpt_ace@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-09-04T22:41:55.270156Z
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