Posts by cowperthwait@sfba.social
(DIR) Post #AT5lJSGs976DLRrRKK by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2023-02-27T03:11:12Z
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There’s a man behind me in this Fairmont lobby yelling—YELLING—at the Warriors game, so I’m tryina think of what would OUTRAGE me enough to YELL at a TV in the lobby of a Fairmont. It’d have to be, like, footage of someone merging without a turn signal.
(DIR) Post #AT5lJSsRtP9nDzRRtg by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2023-02-27T03:12:19Z
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YOU could KILL someone with that DEATH MACHINE. WHAT are you DOING.
(DIR) Post #AT5lJTWVUTCREEBRKq by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2023-02-27T03:12:36Z
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Fucking Audi drivers.
(DIR) Post #AT5lR9ih0FmI7rXtPk by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2023-02-27T03:17:06Z
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@seldo If even BMW drivers think you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole.
(DIR) Post #AT5m2djmMTWjwDvZlA by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2023-02-27T03:24:04Z
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@seldo c’est la guerre
(DIR) Post #AbNE3DQo99JwNZrXmq by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2023-10-31T23:01:52Z
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@BruceHalperin hiiii #DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AdLlVw4AL2VrWKq4y8 by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2023-12-30T20:02:18Z
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Mission District, San Francisco #biketoot #graffiti
(DIR) Post #AhoRjcG0jIa4UJhxOi by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-05-06T03:52:33Z
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PBS is showing Duran Duran in some sort of 600th anniversary special and I’d never before seen Judi Dench play synthesiser.
(DIR) Post #AhoRjdfDV4KyqmVbKC by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-05-06T03:53:26Z
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Look, I was on Team D+D until they played “Acceptable In The Eighties” and I do not respond well to being trolled.
(DIR) Post #Ahu0LQ4yp7QrxGXtsu by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-04-16T17:17:22Z
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@ivory 👋🏼 I have a how-do-I / feature request in the macOS client…I am trying to display the Home view in a column *other* than the leftmost. Alternately/to accomplish the same thing, can I drag columns to reorder them?It’s admittedly a little thing. Trying to match my old Tweetbot layout, where my timeline was on the right….
(DIR) Post #Al5TxGx7XADcfuTmW8 by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-08-16T22:13:18Z
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Have been handed a Windows 11 device for the first time after ~32 years using Apple devices.May I just say: if this is how the majority of the world is treated by their computers, I don’t know why there haven’t been more Unabombers.
(DIR) Post #Al5TxI5JKCMeBbJpvE by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-08-16T22:18:15Z
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For a good (?) time, I’ve spent the afternoon sending cheerful earnest messages to the IT helpdesk…“Where’s the unified inbox in Outlook?”“How do I turn off ‘Co-Pilot’?”“What’s the Windows version of Time Machine for automated backups?”“What’s the difference between One Drive and Sharepoint?”“Why are there two Outlook apps?”“Why are there three Teams apps?”“What’s the difference between Control Panel and Settings?”
(DIR) Post #Al5TxIwU8UtmqWCInw by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-08-16T22:19:02Z
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I feel like I get about 24 hours of getting away with this before they shut me up with a MacBook.
(DIR) Post #Al5TxJu2Z4XNpE3rdI by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-08-16T22:20:55Z
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For real tho, oh my GOD. This is BAD.
(DIR) Post #Al5TxKmdI6CqYXbSj2 by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2024-08-17T00:48:26Z
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Everyone tho: ok, how do you live without a unified inbox?(I aspire for this to be like one of those Reddit threads where Americans learn Europeans don’t have to pay for healthcare.)
(DIR) Post #B3yMB9Txf2DeXI8I64 by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2026-03-06T06:40:02Z
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@foone Alice! 🙌🏼
(DIR) Post #B5FbH5lIL7bnFwVZ7w by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2026-04-11T22:59:24Z
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I had to go into the storage unit to retrieve my box of 1,024 spare elevator lightbulbs, opened the wrong one, and learned that I own 1,024 Apple “duck head” power adapters. No, I don’t know why.Please, never buy another Apple “duck head” power adapter. Even if we’re not friends, I’ll send you one. Two, actually. Ten.
(DIR) Post #B5FbHAUojoOnwHpydc by cowperthwait@sfba.social
2026-04-11T23:17:03Z
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I’ve changed my mind on having kids. We need to have kids, because someone has to throw all this shit away.