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 (DIR) Post #B5FbH5lIL7bnFwVZ7w by cowperthwait@sfba.social
       2026-04-11T22:59:24Z
       
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       I had to go into the storage unit to retrieve my box of 1,024 spare elevator lightbulbs, opened the wrong one, and learned that I own 1,024 Apple “duck head” power adapters. No, I don’t know why.Please, never buy another Apple “duck head” power adapter. Even if we’re not friends, I’ll send you one. Two, actually. Ten.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5FbHAUojoOnwHpydc by cowperthwait@sfba.social
       2026-04-11T23:17:03Z
       
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       I’ve changed my mind on having kids. We need to have kids, because someone has to throw all this shit away.