Posts by colophonscrawl@witches.live
(DIR) Post #9iNjvdC0qo3V0SaoHw by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-05-01T23:35:23Z
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@dtluna @anna if I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it. Someone tell him that being a process server doesn't count as law enforcement.
(DIR) Post #9iWLeoYWC8nLhnaA2C by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-03-01T22:30:48Z
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You guys... Dudes... Bros... Even brodettes... I have had a change of heart. Cis people are not just tasteless goons... 😔 They are people with thoughts and feelings! 🌼 Thoughts like "this mayo is too spicy," and feelings like "football" 🏈 Cis people are people too... Think about it... We are all just one gender, the human gender ☮️ ✌️ We should be tolerant and understanding of our neighbors 👫 Just because cis people might seem like "the worst" or even "disgusting" doesn't mean we must hate... 😞 💔 Let's try to understand cis people and their culture, no matter how bizarre, so we can live in harmony with one another 🤝
(DIR) Post #9iuooUFgkstSb3VzCC by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-05-17T22:26:26Z
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Seen at my local mall, apparently done by a high schooler. Whoever did this, fantastic work.
(DIR) Post #9jJOz74J3MOwBa5JZ2 by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-05-29T15:58:26Z
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A serious reminder: Please note that prison labor In the US is not "like" slave labor, it is expressly slave labor. The constitution allows for forcing slave labor upon inmates. It *is* slave labor, it is exactly slave labor, and it has never been anything but slave labor.The exact wording of the 13th Amendment is "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." Expressly, slave labor is still perfectly legal, so long as the state can make you into a criminal, and it will if it can.
(DIR) Post #9jJyraneE3XQQf0RPs by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-05-30T01:56:40Z
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I want to make it clear that me blocking jovan and his whole instance has nothing to do with my position on any particular thing I've personally seen (thankfully nothing because I have other shit to do), and everything to do with how god-awful boring it all is. It's quodverum all over again, but instead of witless boomers waiting to die, it's unfunny hype beasts waiting to be cancelled.:witchywink2::rh_n: :rh_o::rh_l: :rh_o: :rh_s: :rh_s: :shutupwesley:
(DIR) Post #9jK0IqvoSMH8EXO6SG by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-05-30T02:14:32Z
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@hansbauer I honestly don't know what you mean by that, but I'm sure it's nothing I need to worry about. I heard "Twitter" and "influencer" and saw some posts of his about "Tumblr 2011" and "Steven Universe avatars" and I thought "nah."
(DIR) Post #9jKQZgMpaJazCTi8Zs by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-05-30T07:08:01Z
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@jovan Hey friend, here's a tip: Your instance is going to take the L in a matter of weeks, maybe two months max when you realize that you're just going to get auto-cancelled and completely isolated when you can't actually moderate and your instance becomes one headache after another and you just put out a bunch of small fires daily.Jovan, your instance is the worst decision you ever made for your social standing. You clearly have no experience moderating. Instances like yours have cropped up in the past. All were short-lived. Enjoy while it lasts because the clock's ticking on your clout. RIP.Or, save yourself the trouble and go back now.
(DIR) Post #9jSOQsCmI2cIgkotpw by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-06-03T01:48:51Z
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Find your wolfaboo name! Pick any four, in two groups of two (ex. "Bloodfang Silverwolf"), ideally avoiding any rhyming, because that is for posers who are not REAL werewolves and probably aren't middle school prodigies like you:BloodFangClawBladeDemonDevilBeastJawWolfLycanSilverMoonCrescentBeamShadowShadeDarkNightStarAstralGhostHowlGrowlWoodTimberStone (can also substitute any non-compound single gemstone name)SteelColdIceFlameFireReap(er)SkullBoneSlaySlaughterKill(er)DeathGraveTombDropEdgeWeep"aka Experiment/Project/Subject [insert number]"MawMuzzleAlphaTailPawSnoutEyeEarTearCryxXx__ / __xXx666Fur
(DIR) Post #9jSOpi1LICViLFJVom by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-06-03T03:09:13Z
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@helvegr Of course it isn't less authentic. You actually just agreed with all my points. I don't think you understand my point about why someone coming on here accusing others of larping while using their own system that borrows heavily from systems outside their cultural matrix is shooting themselves in the foot.
(DIR) Post #9jpIxmh4RK4E2snc5Q by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-06-14T04:01:04Z
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Taking an anonymous poll of religious affiliation on Mastodon. Please select the religious affiliation that best suits you.[ ] Atheist[ ] Gaytheist[ ] Reply Guy[ ] Linux[ ] Witchy on main[ ] Discordian[ ] Garfield (Orthodox)[ ] Garfield (Protestant)[ ] Stanner (Monastic)[ ] Hashtagger[ ] Cishet ew :([ ] ACABite/Guillotinist[ ] Eugen Truther[ ] Manichaeanism[ ] Naps, cats, sweatpants[ ] Other[ ] Pee
(DIR) Post #9juA6wBwZHxgJPKTOi by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-06-16T06:35:18Z
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When the first primates began to crack nuts between two rocks, or when the first hominids began to make knives and axes out of flint so they didn't have to kill their food with just rocks and fists, do you suppose their fellows complained that this would put bare-knuckle hunters out of work?An increase in efficiency should mean less work, not more. The Hofferian/Unabomber notion that labor and struggle lend meaning to life and thus should be upheld as granting purpose is *bullshit,* I used to subscribe to that notion but it's garbage. Meaning lends itself to itself and will be found where it is; a great many people find work meaningless. End work.
(DIR) Post #9kH2dXRcDsmUXjPlvE by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-06-27T13:43:29Z
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@anna "Federate with us, Gab," said no one. "You communist, I'll show you!" said this chode to his paranoid fantasies.
(DIR) Post #9kVmgWeXOUYFnWLeIC by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-07-04T16:26:19Z
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@anna "Ufufufu! It is I, the anti-social rightist, nyan~! I come to give opinions with the sole intent of being intensely obnoxious and linking to my reaction channel on YouTube, nyan~! Never before have you dealt with the likes of me, nyan~!"
(DIR) Post #9kVxgcgY448c0EXOka by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-07-04T18:32:14Z
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@shitpostbot Bot, you did well, this is a fine way to celebrate! Happy 4th.
(DIR) Post #9kb32WpC0Pm7l5e4GW by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-07-07T05:21:19Z
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Nothing produces a hatred of cops like experience with them. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will make you hate police like watching them arrest someone for the crime of trying to comply with them and not understanding their garbage communication. "You're standing in the street and you tried to go get your ID in your house, then you tried to ask me what was happening when I randomly pinned you to this car and tried to arrest you. Clearly you're a criminal and it's off to jail with you."There is every reason to have a deep distrust, and indeed a hatred, of police, *especially* in the US. Cops suck shit.
(DIR) Post #9kb32XTFbTollKO3hg by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-07-07T05:22:05Z
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If you're a cop, you are cordially invited to drink diarrhea.
(DIR) Post #9lPLGO2EdhqEZjY88G by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-07-31T05:01:00Z
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Hieronymus Bosch rules.From the third panel of The Garden of Earthly Delights.
(DIR) Post #9lQJ3jMc1UxaD5sVGa by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-07-30T06:56:38Z
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news... the tests came back positive, you're definitely in an action anime...""A-and? W-well, w-where am I in the roster?""You're going to want to sit down for this...""Y-you can't mean...""Yes, I'm afraid you're a C-lister with a happy family that the protagonist met, and with that bum leg, I'm afraid the prognosis isn't looking good. We looked up your voice actor's credits on the show, and--""What, WHAT? H-how many seasons do I get?""Well...""I-it can't be.... n-not even one...""I'm so sorry."
(DIR) Post #9lV5wXYLD4U3wGP9sG by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-08-03T05:19:23Z
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I made something (reuploaded, 2.0)
(DIR) Post #9lfBc1hIIlJJNd1Pmq by colophonscrawl@witches.live
2019-08-07T02:59:53Z
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God: *notices ur rod* 0w0 what's this?