Posts by bpell@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #ARaZzOyWOSgyzeUaMi by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-01-13T04:22:21Z
       
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       @kairyssdal It's down. Now the question, is it an outage or another shoot from the hip policy change?
       
 (DIR) Post #ARbleSUDXLyqPU3dJY by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-01-13T18:07:43Z
       
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       @kairyssdal Twitter's API status page reports there are no issues. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #ARpsh5zV3BhFP1Kj32 by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-01-19T01:47:10Z
       
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       @mmasnick @shepgo If he defaults and they go bankrupt doesn't he essentially risk losing control of it?  It's kind of a dice roll at that point if the creditors convince the court to remove him because he's essentially a drunk driver (kind of like the Tesla autopilot).
       
 (DIR) Post #AS5ds4yellKWf34q5A by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-01-28T04:01:53Z
       
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       @onan Well I'm sold, where do I send my $44.99?
       
 (DIR) Post #ASzmBnk1N3FoceeLg0 by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-02-24T05:58:56Z
       
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       @kairyssdal I don't know, are they piping Tucker Carlson into the barracks?
       
 (DIR) Post #AT7iKDAzqHrpGxhYae by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-02-28T01:52:15Z
       
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       @arstechnica "Our product isn't reliable, please give us $4 a month." -Snapchat
       
 (DIR) Post #AT7muqosKKIySv55Ga by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-02-28T02:44:23Z
       
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       @arstechnica "This is the last round of layoffs." -Elon Musk after each round of layoffs
       
 (DIR) Post #ATSNlPExkzmU1269R2 by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-03-10T01:11:29Z
       
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       @arstechnica I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that the employee had a $100 million payout clause if fired.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVAEnTwAGdq0phJhq4 by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-04-30T02:50:43Z
       
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       @onan Sure, we've all wanted to kill Puff the dragon but what's in it for me?
       
 (DIR) Post #AVxyuI3bJUYbSvkZN2 by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-05-24T02:48:14Z
       
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       @onan This made my night (sincerely). Every time I'd want to order pizza as a kid my dad would say "They never come up into the hills.".  To be fair, the pizza delivery was pretty unreliable but tasted better that groat clusters delivered through a television.  To be fair, if my TV borked out food I'd probably eat it.  You have to right?
       
 (DIR) Post #AWyP5mNGGNLnp2SaeW by bpell@mstdn.social
       2023-06-23T05:33:47Z
       
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       @HMLivy @dadakopf We can wait in the hospitality shelter until he's fixed or the gypsy's come.  -trails off speaking and follows ice cream truck-  More sugar!