Posts by beans_please@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AhxyoAHLE5O24WkL4a by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T01:49:26Z
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@MissingThePt well the Boeing will eject a door onto you mid flight whether you expect it or not so its kind of a moot point
(DIR) Post #Ahye8JnRe3jtVGUVw8 by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-05-04T03:37:43Z
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I met you in no man's landAcross the wire, we were holding handsHearts a bubble in the rubbleIt was love at bomb sitehttps://open.spotify.com/track/5vWYEFE5oC9mFrpufdNqb8?si=c29e5cc4d2804409
(DIR) Post #AixhAf3gxO5Zikra1w by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T19:46:33Z
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@futurebird if I saw this tabloid in the checkout line, I would 100% impulse buy it
(DIR) Post #AizFA1hmrXztGhRjLU by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T19:25:32Z
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@gwynnion you're telling me I have to choose who to follow and engage with instead of having them rammed down my throat by an algorithm? How will I find my next insane conspiracy theory?
(DIR) Post #AizFA2w0IAxn556b8y by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T19:29:17Z
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@gwynnion yeah, my Twitter experience was reasonably pleasant because I curated the people I was seeing and didn't engage with a lot of random accounts (and deleted it as soon as Elon was confirmed to become the owner)
(DIR) Post #AizFA4LZ2d0HSe4Wci by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T19:36:20Z
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@gwynnion if you're going to spend a considerable amount of time on a website, why would you torture yourself by reading shit opinions from random mouth breathers instead of just blocking them? Never understood the attitude that you have to let people take up that much of your mental energy.
(DIR) Post #AizFA4tb06E3ABzhfU by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T19:37:25Z
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@gwynnion and it's not like anyone's mind was every actually changed by a Twitter fight, everyone's defenses are up, and you don't really know if people are engaging in good faith anyway
(DIR) Post #AizFA5ywxg6QX5VUeW by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T19:44:44Z
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@gwynnion a whole lot of people who were/are addicted to Twitter but still call it a "hellsite" could take a page from your book
(DIR) Post #AizFA7ulmBwmWhZBPk by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T19:56:14Z
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@gwynnion yeah it's one of those situations where 1% of the noisiest accounts cause most of the problem, and they're not that hard to pick out. Almost everybody else is just kind of doing their own thing
(DIR) Post #Aju6AaSbjZpZVEwsFM by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T00:00:08Z
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@futurebird if only we'd armed the teachers with higher caliber rifles this would never have happened
(DIR) Post #Aju6NqdKukpZQYI35k by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T00:02:32Z
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@futurebird eh no big deal, in the ideal world there would be guns laying around on every surface like a hoarders house. You know, just in case
(DIR) Post #Ak0OOdcnjJ9hUjKG8W by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-07-17T00:52:32Z
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@futurebird maybe they're just preparing for their wrestling premier
(DIR) Post #Ak4NRv5nv1FFDVjTE0 by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-07-18T23:00:54Z
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@futurebird how far is it from "we're taking them to send them away" to "no one will notice if we just don't feed them in Alaska or federal lands in Nevada" once someone's worth so little you just want to be rid of them, the steps are so short
(DIR) Post #AkAaF0JVeziZzv4f3I by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-07-21T22:36:09Z
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@futurebird @mikemccaffrey @Rivikah looks like some kind of Soviet drink scolding you not to drink too much vodka between bleak work shifts in your factory/prison
(DIR) Post #AkhXTKkWabdpmnWrei by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-08-06T20:26:56Z
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@futurebird look I get enough of my drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, not sure I need his beliefs summarized here too
(DIR) Post #AlyKSmx4Iap132dkzw by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-09-13T20:43:23Z
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@futurebird now I'm just picturing ant Stalingrad with all of them wearing little uniforms
(DIR) Post #AmCgEHrlzkovmy5oUS by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-09-20T18:53:09Z
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@futurebird dates when sharks, trees, jellyfish etc started showing up are pretty cool
(DIR) Post #Amq7nsSf4Ni5bLMsrI by beans_please@mastodon.social
2024-10-09T19:35:59Z
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@ErikUden we all know how preposterous such a premise is, too, because anything that could get to the moon would sink into the soft cheese and never be able to take off again. Never been one for science fiction.
(DIR) Post #AuGgv8yYgesN7egmwa by beans_please@mastodon.social
2025-05-20T00:16:37Z
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@futurebird I'm gonna ask my psychic to consult her tarot crystal ball rune bones about whether this is true then form an opinion
(DIR) Post #Ax51pgfT8BNrP2hOwi by beans_please@mastodon.social
2025-08-12T02:50:45Z
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@futurebird he's more about the performative "win" that actually comes with tremendous costs and makes no sense on a timeline longer than his attention span