Posts by artilectzed@dobbs.town
(DIR) Post #AYpR3ljrIG9ASkL2wq by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-08-17T16:45:15Z
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Slack is always there for you to fall back on, you just have to realize it's there. Maybe. I don't know. Just like... do it. If you want. I don't care.
(DIR) Post #AbtyaAYpuR2xcQRUFU by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-11-17T15:31:50Z
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I want to believe
(DIR) Post #AbxfK4d74W4K5stUIa by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-11-19T02:34:08Z
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"What radio station is that?"slackradio! Praise "BOB"!A few minutes later, send a link to the sing up.MOAR SLACK. if you want to, anyways. do what you want.
(DIR) Post #Ac7ZkxDg4gGomn1whc by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-11-24T05:04:20Z
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(DIR) Post #AcNKZiPyNPd6uWK5tw by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-12-01T18:55:44Z
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Have you let BOB in to your soul? Probably not, if you haven't PAID him to come in to your soul. You think eternal satisfaction happens for free? Break out those soda caps, marbles, NFTs and Bitcoin's or whatever stupid thing you think of as money and SEND IT TO BOB! I did and I feel exactly one BOB better about life.
(DIR) Post #Ad0XtRduIZ6qxP7Ium by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-12-20T17:34:23Z
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@onan god dammit
(DIR) Post #AdFWiDKykmMCAT6YCm by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-12-27T22:56:17Z
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Does "Bob" fill social media with lies and half-truths? You better join the Church of the Sub-Genius if you actually want to know.
(DIR) Post #AdFXwCcaJQdLxIZdCK by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2023-12-27T23:15:34Z
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@onan
(DIR) Post #AhW79vQgTWYTb07qiW by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-05-03T14:07:32Z
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Good morning, fellow purveyors of SLACK. Blurred in case you don't care to see blood.
(DIR) Post #Ai52cbwWIzjiJqTOTY by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-05-20T03:22:02Z
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVezYRoorwA
(DIR) Post #AiAQQEJpgMaWGXo2d6 by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-05-23T01:18:22Z
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@TheBoonieGhoul What about frop pie?
(DIR) Post #AiHw7HdNgmYDgZg8nY by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-05-26T16:08:36Z
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Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lo-AAAAARRRRHHHHHGGGGG
(DIR) Post #AjChE9EIKLNMSfwfPE by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-06-23T01:06:19Z
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How itchy have you felt? Guess how this feels.
(DIR) Post #AjYabmTssCqR7Y3yXg by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-07-03T14:52:21Z
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Dammit, not again.
(DIR) Post #AjpfTcnYn9fuERW16O by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-07-11T19:28:10Z
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J.R. "Bob" Dobbs leaned back in the pilot seat of his interdimensional spacecraft, taking a long drag on his trusty pipe. The time-space continuum swirled psychedelically outside the viewscreen as Bob prepared to make his next jump."Computer, find me a planet in dire need of Slack," Bob drawled."CALCULATING," the AI responded. "PLANET ZYGON-9 DETECTED. INHABITANTS SUFFERING FROM SEVERE STICK-UP-BUTT SYNDROME."
(DIR) Post #AjpfTh2F2VnNN8PnXc by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-07-11T19:28:37Z
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"Perfect," Bob grinned. "Let's pay 'em a visit."In a flash of impossible colors, Bob's ship materialized in orbit around a drab gray world. He beamed down to the surface, appearing in the middle of a vast cubicle farm filled with hunched, miserable alien workers."Greetings, fellow mutants!" Bob announced. "I come bearing the gift of Slack!"The bewildered aliens stared at the strange pink being with the abnormally large head."What is this... Slack?" one brave soul ventured to ask.
(DIR) Post #AjpfTlDjTjMcLvp20W by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-07-11T19:28:58Z
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Bob's grin widened. "Slack, my friends, is the opposite of all this." He gestured at the office hellscape around them. "Slack is freedom. Relaxation. Creativity. The courage to tell your boss to shove it. Slack is realizing none of this matters and you might as well enjoy yourself."A murmur ran through the crowd. This was dangerously close to heresy against the Zygonian work ethic."Impossible," the alien supervisor scoffed. "Productivity would plummet. The economy would collapse!"
(DIR) Post #AjpfTpiMlmFEI6BYJM by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-07-11T19:29:16Z
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"Or would it?" Bob raised an eyebrow. "Maybe you'd all be happier, healthier, and more efficient if you weren't working yourselves to death."He reached into his pocket and pulled out a fistful of shimmering Slack particles, scattering them through the air. As the aliens breathed them in, their eyes widened. Spines straightened. Faces brightened."I feel... different," one worker said in awe. "Like I don't have to finish this TPS report right this second."
(DIR) Post #AjpfTueeP1F9c1U9iK by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2024-07-11T19:29:24Z
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"Exactly!" Bob beamed. "Now you're getting it!"As the Slack spread, ties were loosened, shoes kicked off, and impromptu dance parties broke out between cubicles. Bob nodded in satisfaction, knowing his work here was done.He vanished in another reality-bending flash, off to bring Slack to the next unsuspecting world. The pipesmoke of contentment lingered behind him.
(DIR) Post #AqEDgF5Zu31scfdTSi by artilectzed@dobbs.town
2025-01-19T04:11:06Z
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@stux <emp's major population centers>Nothing's working now!