Posts by alexpsmith@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AuwvjwqvoEZcNQP4b2 by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-06-08T09:53:02Z
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Just had a scam caller trying to obtain my Visa card number so they could collect a late payment for whatever the fuck. I said they contacted me on my work mobile and then gave them the number for the Wollongong police station. 🤡
(DIR) Post #AvGaGDy0nVxeiAchKC by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-06-18T20:24:12Z
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@Kierkegaanks You have a big heart ❤️
(DIR) Post #AvGaGFkGBc9KE6CkAS by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-06-18T20:26:24Z
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@Kierkegaanks Yeah, fuck wasps.
(DIR) Post #AvMcZTDPh6B6MWtL8q by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-06-21T09:50:23Z
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Birb footprints are too cute. I can't bear it.
(DIR) Post #AvQ08coFwefF3Nj0PA by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-06-23T08:23:05Z
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If someone shows you they can’t respect even your most basic boundaries, believe them. You don’t need to wait for more evidence. Your discomfort is already the evidence.
(DIR) Post #Aw3StWitqGaWQX00Tg by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-07-12T10:04:26Z
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Idea for a TV talk show: Satan's Hour. Hosted by Nietzsche (an actor dressed up in a feather duster mustache). He is smoking a huge blunt. You don't notice his eyes are red because the studio is lit up in dim red, with dry ice all over the place, signs on the walls saying "Repent, Sinners! Global Warming Is Real!" Guests include Nobel Laureates from this year discussing physics and neuroscience and economics and abortion and mass shootings. Musical guest Jimmy Page. There are loads of biscuits.
(DIR) Post #AyTr5bnYwz02QFF0oi by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-09-23T00:07:11Z
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It's Tuesday morning. Why is everyone still here? I mean, what is the meaning of this?Worst rapture ever. Pfft!
(DIR) Post #AyfOgG0FBq6mBBRUTA by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-09-28T09:57:22Z
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That's it. I'm going to make advertisers block ME.
(DIR) Post #Azc9Y96Z0wvGc3rWc4 by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-10-26T21:55:38Z
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This is the face of someone who never needs to worry about what day of the week it is.Happy Monday morning from Wollongong, everybody.
(DIR) Post #B0Zuxj5uZhr0OmVPfc by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-11-24T07:09:49Z
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Cow tool problems
(DIR) Post #B14NjOf4TPeMNzGhtI by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-12-09T04:17:35Z
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There's a cicada peering into my lounge, and he's waving at me. I shit you not.
(DIR) Post #B1Q7foS7JhyRQbb3om by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-12-19T22:22:18Z
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My berries bring all the ovoviviparous Tiliqua to the yard.
(DIR) Post #B1SkgeW0IkqjtVTsJc by alexpsmith@beige.party
2025-12-20T09:37:39Z
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Everybody, I saw a nice bug today. :ms_nerd_face:
(DIR) Post #B20A90PbOQ24z6mSga by alexpsmith@beige.party
2026-01-06T07:08:50Z
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My secret to attracting all the cute dogs I encounter on the beach is my steak necklace. Don't tell anyone.
(DIR) Post #B26EpZObxOyPSxwcBU by alexpsmith@beige.party
2026-01-09T03:50:10Z
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Anyone need an intermission from the news cycle?
(DIR) Post #B2C066EXIqLnZyPoOG by alexpsmith@beige.party
2026-01-11T21:31:24Z
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Guys, I've just seen a pair of glossy black cockatoos and I'm losing my mind. They're not only my favourite bird, but this variety is really rare in the Illawara region. And yes, the female (the one with the tequila sunrise tail pattern) was the inspiration for my newest tattoo.I feel like I've just seen a dodo!@iBlame
(DIR) Post #B2EMPeg23NyRDIvTw8 by alexpsmith@beige.party
2026-01-10T07:51:39Z
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When you receive a follow request and check out their timeline, and see nothing but your own toots and replies there.
(DIR) Post #B2NXLfy2A5xzyYI5fk by alexpsmith@beige.party
2026-01-17T09:49:15Z
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My Caturday contribution
(DIR) Post #B2Z2K0ZXXTYCM6d0u8 by alexpsmith@beige.party
2026-01-23T01:58:28Z
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There is absolutely no way that men who call women infantalising crap like "sweetheart" and "doll" aren't 100% aware of what they are doing. It's absolutely deliberate and I don't give a flying fuck how well-meaning they pretend to be. It's not ok to address a grown woman this way, ever.
(DIR) Post #B2rrJkgotonkvBUdaC by alexpsmith@beige.party
2026-02-01T04:16:55Z
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Me: browsing the web for a nice glass-top coffee tableThe algorithm: We've got you.