Posts by a_lizard@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #ATEzpc8WfG0C5OskTI by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T13:57:53Z
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actually, it's only "orgasm denial" is i accept the premise the orgasm exists, which i dont
(DIR) Post #ATEzpg91lKmQW79CoC by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T13:58:52Z
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i prefer "orgasm skeptic"
(DIR) Post #ATQsjU7NMMVupLC3G4 by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T07:20:34Z
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good morning
(DIR) Post #ATnaSHKVE4GTp266jo by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-03-01T22:49:53Z
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ever since i started threatening my haters with feminization their numbers have swelled, as have contributions to my fund to invent testesterone lowering hypnosis, curious development
(DIR) Post #ATnaSLOu5eA6RqBg9Y by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-03-01T22:52:30Z
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wehn i started responding to miscreants in my mentions saying swear with "hey thats not how angood girl behaves :/" they have started thanking me, presumably for showing them the light, maybe cause theyre "rubbing one out" it hasnt seemed to deter the behavior though
(DIR) Post #AUn73RjqwQPMNWa6am by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:46:34Z
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today on stuff that exists "tactical baby gear"
(DIR) Post #AUn73SXpwaOGsXy1VA by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:51:01Z
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300 dollars for a diaper bag, a baby carrier and the reassurance that having impregnated your wife isn't gay, it's a steal, really
(DIR) Post #AUn73UA9vadftgu8sC by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:52:12Z
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comfort stretch bottom was my nickname in high school
(DIR) Post #AUn73VpfijRJ4jKoDY by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:53:21Z
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when u see the fellas and need to camouflage ur baby as a bulletproof vest
(DIR) Post #AUn73XLc5SaFm5Hpdw by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:56:14Z
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they color matched the models shirt to the carrier btw, i thought that was a little bit amusing
(DIR) Post #AUn73YrCTVRcSL4ZW4 by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:58:50Z
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[cod announcer voice] tactical wipe drop inbound, that dookie will never know what hit it
(DIR) Post #AUn73aQKeN8nJaW8um by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:01:22Z
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"cruiser nap system"
(DIR) Post #AUn73c4mVT5gRKRxbM by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:02:48Z
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ok, this one got me, this is funny as fuck
(DIR) Post #AUn73dcUlbeXEBEOn2 by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:04:42Z
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fuck they got the toriyama drip
(DIR) Post #AUn73fE6nFKmD7px3Y by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:09:46Z
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TACTICAL FANNY PACK
(DIR) Post #AUz3DWyWG6HJayVudc by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-04-24T17:18:55Z
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no longer do you need to wait till "jim is in" to have your guts greased at starbucks
(DIR) Post #AVDXkfpQ54kVRnPrlY by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-05-01T16:45:14Z
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my review of mastodon:- this bird keeps being rude to me- some lizard keeps posting about her decrepit genitals- many tips on "drying out" genitals are being swapped on the timelinegood website imo
(DIR) Post #AVa0IryMzVfNic6XEe by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2021-05-18T12:03:17Z
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gender, on the blockchain...
(DIR) Post #AWRWEjBEdcuAKwQJOK by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2023-06-07T08:47:44Z
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estrogenated, hiding in the bushes outside a politicians house, moisturized, in my lane
(DIR) Post #AXbiBzJRgXufdmXj3w by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-06-14T22:07:33Z
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cross dressing is hot and all but let me tell you about a stud who "got nailed" while "cross dressing"his name is jesus