Post AUn73dcUlbeXEBEOn2 by a_lizard@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AUn73RjqwQPMNWa6am by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:46:34Z
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today on stuff that exists "tactical baby gear"
(DIR) Post #AUn73SXpwaOGsXy1VA by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:51:01Z
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300 dollars for a diaper bag, a baby carrier and the reassurance that having impregnated your wife isn't gay, it's a steal, really
(DIR) Post #AUn73UA9vadftgu8sC by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:52:12Z
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comfort stretch bottom was my nickname in high school
(DIR) Post #AUn73VpfijRJ4jKoDY by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:53:21Z
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when u see the fellas and need to camouflage ur baby as a bulletproof vest
(DIR) Post #AUn73XLc5SaFm5Hpdw by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:56:14Z
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they color matched the models shirt to the carrier btw, i thought that was a little bit amusing
(DIR) Post #AUn73YrCTVRcSL4ZW4 by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T20:58:50Z
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[cod announcer voice] tactical wipe drop inbound, that dookie will never know what hit it
(DIR) Post #AUn73aQKeN8nJaW8um by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:01:22Z
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"cruiser nap system"
(DIR) Post #AUn73c4mVT5gRKRxbM by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:02:48Z
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ok, this one got me, this is funny as fuck
(DIR) Post #AUn73dcUlbeXEBEOn2 by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:04:42Z
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fuck they got the toriyama drip
(DIR) Post #AUn73fE6nFKmD7px3Y by a_lizard@mastodon.social
2022-04-21T21:09:46Z
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TACTICAL FANNY PACK