Posts by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
(DIR) Post #B2EpImXBL6rSE4rSkK by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-01-13T07:44:56Z
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Bigger than jesus coming back to life and laying an egg. Bigger than Santa's birthday. Bigger even than your birthday. It is of course..... #RubberDuckDay. What does this mean? As a symbol of joy and unity, rubber ducks have symbolic importance in the LGBTQ+ community (particularly in the Netherlands, where they feature in pride parades), representing fun, playfulness, and acceptance. Fun duck facts!... searches for “big yellow duck” were blocked in China in 2013 because activists in China were using the Rubber Duck sculpture and imposing it onto the Tank Man photo of the Tiananmen Square Massacre. And in 1992, over 28,000 rubber ducks were accidentally spilled into the Pacific Ocean and became subjects of scientific study as they provided useful insights into ocean currents and helped predict storm paths!So however you're celebrating #RubberDuckieDay.... I hope you've left some PEAS (not bread) out for Father Duckmas and have the whole family round today to.... have a bath together?Whatever. Have a great day everybody! :rubberduck: :rubberduck: :rubberduck:
(DIR) Post #B2VmZCPvbI04h9TT9M by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-01-21T11:09:53Z
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Being human is just constant admin. Register this, fill out that, contact the business or person. I long to just exist outside of all of the noise. Put my shoes on and just walk the fields and Downs. Survey the ocean and stand in the salty breeze. Lay in a meadow and splash in a stream. Howl in the moonlight and weep against a tree. Make friends with a badger. Form an alliance with the birds. Go to war against the snakes. Create a new religion with the dirt folk. Lose my mind and smile at the sun as I fly away to a lost continent. Transubstantiate into a being of pure energy and beam myself throughout the cosmos. Drift past the observable universe and discover a new place where matter and physics no longer exist. Join with the universe and become god. Instead I have to do my stupid little emails.
(DIR) Post #B2ZlJNIU3hQIU1ir32 by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-01-23T10:53:14Z
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It is *quite* funny to me that people are at all shocked or surprised about ads being rolled out on Threads or Netflix or whatever. It's only going one way. Increased profit for the shareholders. Noone is rolling back on commercial advertising. There'll be adverts in your soup next. Your sink. Your toilet. Hello I am your toilet roll and I have some great news about deals *muffled noises* for you!
(DIR) Post #B2ZrtpD6M4CBCjy8Vk by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-01-23T11:29:18Z
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Never use a cheap designerWORK, it says work
(DIR) Post #B2bzL2tafYU9Skgoeu by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-01-24T13:18:38Z
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Robot trousers just droppedPatterdale Mountain Rescue Team trial 'robot trousers' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c0l9e4jgr2zo
(DIR) Post #B2ewRV0X3viHJhkQUq by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-01-25T20:32:20Z
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I'm going to invent time travel and go back to hoof that fucking fish straight back into the sea
(DIR) Post #B2igQ1vgrpTeD0bHnc by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-01-27T09:18:57Z
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What a fun way to share stuff!
(DIR) Post #B30ep4igvYel2Vc6F6 by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-05T10:02:29Z
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Mascot culture is so weird. Why do you need a mascot for your sports team? Merch, that is why. Lakers' Jaxson Hayes suspended after shoving Wizards mascot 'G-Wiz' https://apnews.com/article/lakers-nba-hayes-suspension-517075284ec1079db1ade0301de5f20f
(DIR) Post #B30gIsNDUlZ7ODLK1A by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-05T11:43:16Z
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@futurebirdI am enjoying this very much. From now on I will view them through the prism of shamanistic mysticism they deserve. Now we know why that team is called the Wizards.
(DIR) Post #B31bCa70An0GOztiPg by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-05T22:04:03Z
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Can't believe I fell for this stupid clickbait nonsense. Read it. It's eggs and toast. They're suggesting you eat baked beans as breakfast. Fuckn Yahoo. They are yahoos. Get in the sea.
(DIR) Post #B38w7iqbj17NBuTOPQ by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-08T21:47:09Z
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That really is a.......................................................................................................................................... Super bowl (no *you* fuck off) Chinese Ru-ware bowl sets $38m auction recordhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41480690.amp
(DIR) Post #B38w7r07PXTmTiz6LQ by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-08T21:48:24Z
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YES THE ARTICLE IS VERY OLD I HAD TO SEARCH FOR IT FOR THIS STUPID JOKE
(DIR) Post #B39HiVLkyBYh55QInw by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-09T11:31:09Z
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Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island
(DIR) Post #B39Hicu2t696VSWHiq by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-09T11:33:43Z
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Can't claim credit for this I'm afraid as was sent to me by my BiL 😂
(DIR) Post #B3A48cYtZeqqmG5VFA by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-09T23:10:49Z
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It's understandable to post about your frustration with the Discord news. For now is the winter of our Discord vent.
(DIR) Post #B3A48kPcO2BT7noCtU by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-09T23:10:59Z
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(sorry)
(DIR) Post #B3BzlETiwFebvIBGaW by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-10T21:30:24Z
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If anyone's after some tips on how to stop using Discord, I found that simply not using it because I didn't understand it really helped. 👍
(DIR) Post #B3F5ShJChqjJ2HgWum by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-11T23:19:34Z
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Always love the Winter Olympics (sound on)
(DIR) Post #B3F5SpVuCVdwTzgmp6 by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-11T23:52:39Z
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(DIR) Post #B3F5SxhBmRQFrJ1uWO by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2026-02-12T08:18:47Z
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If you've not seen this, I recommendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM&pp=