Posts by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
(DIR) Post #AtifKDuKo9g1jB6aga by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-05-03T10:09:48Z
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Smiling is flashing your skeleton.
(DIR) Post #Atooqtq4VcNfZsWjlg by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-05-06T10:20:23Z
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Hard work will never hurt you as long as you watch it from a safe distance.
(DIR) Post #Au46RJuPfh3rRuuPtg by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-05-13T10:29:36Z
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Tombstone typo: grave mistake.
(DIR) Post #Av3nFCIEJCLHZzRQwq by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-06-12T11:26:12Z
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“Phonetically” doesn’t even start with an “F”.
(DIR) Post #AvinsRIsWasq2vzZnk by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-07-02T10:38:42Z
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I went to a lecture on clouds. Most of it went over my head.
(DIR) Post #AvmscHymhUWstjYFI8 by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-07-04T10:45:10Z
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“Is that model of Everest to scale?” “No, it’s to gaze at.”
(DIR) Post #Avr7EhH7HAm8LVArLM by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-07-06T11:42:56Z
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"Here li(v)es Schrödinger's cat"
(DIR) Post #AwBlDBQ0OCvCWGTAHY by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-07-16T10:40:56Z
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Frogs? Newts? Salamanders? Whatever. I’m amphibalent.
(DIR) Post #AwDqVHbH25RwzW6sSm by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-07-17T10:31:55Z
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How do you make the number one disappear? Add a “G”.
(DIR) Post #AwrRPpL6960nMZ3rlo by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-08-05T10:14:19Z
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Invisible aircraft? I can’t see that taking off.
(DIR) Post #AxH9wS9sbdtfxZBD6W by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-08-16T15:24:58Z
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At just about any point during that ride in the desert, the horse could have easily been named.
(DIR) Post #AxNdmNUZGPAaAHjBpI by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-08-20T10:33:52Z
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“I tell you what this baseball team needs — a player who can pitch from time to time and still hit 60 homeruns,” the manager said ruthlessly.
(DIR) Post #AxSW8lKHVB0Ac3sY9A by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-08-23T10:46:07Z
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Wouldn’t it have made more sense if we could have gotten a new set of teeth at 66 and not 6?
(DIR) Post #Ay8bJ8X2joC1tFvnRg by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-09-12T10:41:59Z
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When I see smiling people raving about their new cleaning products on TV, I just want to buy the meds they’re on.
(DIR) Post #AynP16AsTuul2i29B2 by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-09-30T10:53:35Z
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Cassettes had side-A and side-B, so it's only logical that their successor would be the CD.
(DIR) Post #B0s8lRbQg8i6sUZ2Ui by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-12-03T11:47:49Z
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ALARM: Annoying Little Alert Ruining Mornings.
(DIR) Post #B0yE86t1X4lE0WBGCm by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-12-06T11:02:58Z
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Good answer to “How are you?” “Can’t complain. I tried but nobody listened.”
(DIR) Post #B16eZbVZwPgEs3fGL2 by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2025-12-10T11:46:58Z
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It turns out every case for Poirot was Herculean.
(DIR) Post #B1wjNHiMZvteSuGDFg by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2026-01-04T11:30:42Z
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Part donkey, part coyote: Don Quixote.
(DIR) Post #B2sQBTumsdTKyTomSu by MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2026-02-01T11:14:33Z
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Morning has broken—and so has my tolerance for some people.