Posts by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #2014470 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2018-12-15T19:53:42Z
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Toot: This image is nsfwMe: *clicks image*Image: *is nsfw*Me: :pika:
(DIR) Post #2089286 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2018-12-18T23:35:50Z
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@shitpostbot Sentience?Man this is the only reason I'm gonna miss Tumblr, and that's people calling this bot sentient...
(DIR) Post #2118384 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2018-12-20T01:20:04Z
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@BestGirlGrace Not true, the little shop of horrors was good
(DIR) Post #2192227 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2018-12-22T15:19:54Z
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Wow you guys really like communism...
(DIR) Post #2221970 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2018-12-23T17:14:49Z
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@lynnesbian 🍊 you glad I didn't say pee pee poo poo?
(DIR) Post #3120220 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-18T23:28:06Z
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@duckfs @obra Monty python
(DIR) Post #3120400 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-18T23:33:34Z
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@duckfs @obra Yeah, I'll try to explain, but, python...In one episode of Monty Python's flying Circus A man is put to trial for selling a dictionary with incorrect translations, (don't remember what language, sorry) he's caught when a man tries to buy cigarettes but says thing's like "my hovercraft is full of eels" "I will not buy this record, it is scratched" and "my nipples explode with delight"
(DIR) Post #3252382 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-22T13:58:14Z
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@Sir_Boops
(DIR) Post #3252410 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-22T13:56:23Z
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@carbontwelve @julia Here's an image! At least this is what I think you're talking about, 2 results came up in google images and the other actually looked kinda nice
(DIR) Post #3256873 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-22T14:56:12Z
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@julia @carbontwelve I think I had to make this once on a school trip? we went to a science place (it was called @ Bristol) and they did a few quick lessons, one was scientific methods of separating chemicals (I think?) and they just... Had us make some cheese...??? Like, "throw this old milk in a pair of tights and squeeze it till it's cheese! Why? Science!"
(DIR) Post #3256876 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-22T14:57:51Z
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@julia @carbontwelve wait it is just gross cottage cheese! "Cottage cheese is a fresh cheese curd product with a mild flavor." Sorce: Wikipedia
(DIR) Post #3290051 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-23T14:15:21Z
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@Sir_Boops "Hi can I get directions to-""Sure thing buddy, if you go aboot, ehhh, 5 minutes up the road you'll be there""I... Didn't say where I was go-""No need to, really"And then you just get there
(DIR) Post #3290175 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-23T14:18:42Z
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@Sir_Boops time doesn't matter, no matter how long you drive, be it seconds or hours, you will reach your destination
(DIR) Post #3296865 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-23T17:30:17Z
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🌷🌵🌱👖👖👖Plants in pants
(DIR) Post #3300756 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-23T21:00:46Z
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@Dhveszak was it hot?
(DIR) Post #3332062 by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-01-24T18:04:18Z
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If any of you need help with math homework here's a master gamer hints and tips:Answer each question with "The answer is x where x = the correct answer," it's mathematically correct so they can't mark it as wrong.Note: be sure to change x to another letter for each question answered, otherwise x will equal all the answers and that's not possible
(DIR) Post #9fQU5M4vjwKhWKG21w by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-02-02T13:48:09Z
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@Sir_Boops wow, epic burn!
(DIR) Post #9fQVWDvuEV3m1wPcwa by Ivafakename@mastodon.social
2019-02-02T13:59:51Z
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@ibrokemypie wind isn't a con, if it's blowing in the right direction you look awesome