Posts by DougWar40k@masto.ai
(DIR) Post #AVI5AODWFvhTTYOkz2 by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-05-03T21:40:13Z
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@kuraThey forgot "M-EU".
(DIR) Post #AVmdexCkabi3kHzNQm by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-05-18T15:11:10Z
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@pony @DiegoBeghin Yes, that picture seems like the simplest and most efficient possible solution, way better than, say, two rows of file cabinets half as high.
(DIR) Post #AVmeTeePKeLeyE6LOi by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-05-18T15:37:01Z
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@pony @DiegoBeghin I was way kidding, that is obviously a terrible solution.
(DIR) Post #AVnjEAgh96HGcuZFJ2 by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-05-19T04:05:24Z
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@grammargirl Moonless nights are more of a heist thing, anyway.
(DIR) Post #AWHyBcRo4IGPirshnM by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-06-02T18:14:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts BEZOS: Also, you have to pee in this jar now.EMPLOYEE: Uh, that policy doesn't affect me. The buses don't have bathrooms anyway.BEZOS: You don't understand. You HAVE to pee in this JAR, NOW.EMPLOYEE: But... I don't even need to go right now!BEZOS: I'm sorry, when did I ask you what you NEED?
(DIR) Post #AWbPh1HIWXu7RZYjuy by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-06-12T03:21:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is likely a case of unintended SQL injection.
(DIR) Post #AWkd3sZyuLbgqq0q5w by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-06-16T14:04:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts My worry is that the world seems to be composed entirely of hypersensitive bee-yotches and jackbooted "let Daddy drive" fascists. And worst of all, the overlap.(Oh, and people who oversimplify things.)
(DIR) Post #AWvreoup1MpX57m7v6 by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-06-22T00:09:41Z
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@grammargirl What if, like, each of your excised tonsils grew a new you and you all keep getting each other's mail and getting mistaken for each other at the grocery store?
(DIR) Post #AWxB5BGicyHQE1GD44 by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-06-22T15:22:07Z
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@kingu MISS MARPLE: [demonstrates conclusively that there's just no room to swing a lead pipe, a wrench, or a candlestick]
(DIR) Post #AWxEHUZyxMA9SBphZ2 by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-06-22T15:57:58Z
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@SFFMagazineCovers I don't know what kind of day job you have, but to me this is a very moving and evocative cover that immediately makes me identify with this man and HIS HARD DAMN JOB.
(DIR) Post #AX4ay1OvMLVkZKjsuW by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-06-26T05:14:39Z
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@hn100On my first programming job, I was intimidated by not knowing XML, and so I tried to use the young internet to research it. I was very frustrated that all I could find were a bunch of facile pages that just illustrated the format of XML without actually discussing all the powerful features I kept hearing about, until I realized that there WERE no features, powerful or otherwise.
(DIR) Post #AXZYunQOICMNddrAXo by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-11T03:48:07Z
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@Venn My lips touch at one am I gonna die
(DIR) Post #AXgv6nw4pLbw6PGqWW by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-14T16:59:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts You can if you wear toe rings.
(DIR) Post #AXuZhYmVaXPx8YzNbs by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-21T07:05:34Z
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@slashdotThis better not turn out to be a cross-promotion with the McDLT.
(DIR) Post #AY1YjY5SXOhygGd040 by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-24T15:58:04Z
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@stevenroose[The Jack Nicholson character's speech from _A Few Good Men_, but delivered by a remote-"controlled" air conditioner.]
(DIR) Post #AY5j4Xt0Fw3OJSIB6G by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-26T15:00:57Z
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@Free_PressIn the Trump era, it is impossible to distinguish a shill paid by the Russian government from an idiot shilling for free.
(DIR) Post #AYACaiUbREhbETcDoG by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-28T19:58:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts We've had a lot of fun here today, but of course the true purpose of learning things in school is so you later realize it when people are lying to you about those things.
(DIR) Post #AYBzL3a6LxJcutJGeu by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-29T16:43:18Z
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@PseudoNovalis I'm starting to think "slack" may be as fictional as Jesus, if not more.
(DIR) Post #AYBzelh6ZB0bETz7EO by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-29T16:46:51Z
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@PseudoNovalis Right, stuff like that.
(DIR) Post #AYCzRf369krG13ywMK by DougWar40k@masto.ai
2023-07-30T04:19:06Z
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@shibao No handouts.