Posts by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
 (DIR) Post #9m45SQGqrpHuA8bL4S by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-20T03:33:06Z
       
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       @debugninja Nothing would give me more pleasure than to see the advertisers behind these accounts get thoroughly paintballed purple and blue.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jSn8GRpZEhtC9HE by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T21:45:41Z
       
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       @garfiald I threw up all over my phone from reading that shit and I am typing this by using finger memory alone through the film of stomach acid.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7l5XZWKodLh9z6vI by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T22:03:55Z
       
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       @garfiald AbstractVarious authors have explored monotonous sexual performance. However, nearly all material has been from the perspective of the bored party. In the autobiographical writings of Reddit user DivorcedDad1973, his semiannual sex with his ex is described as "fine," though she claims it was "lame." This article situates DivorcedDad1973 as queer, despite his vehement protests otherwise, in relation to sucking eggs in the sack.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7l98tm0mKwKYAvx2 by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T22:04:35Z
       
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       @garfialdAbstractVarious authors have explored monotonous sexual performance. However, nearly all material has been from the perspective of the bored party. In the autobiographical writings of Reddit user DivorcedDad1973, his semiannual sex with his ex is described as "fine," though she claims it was "lame." This article situates DivorcedDad1973 as queer, despite his vehement protests otherwise, in relation to sucking eggs in the sack.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7mIdjQqN4kWCQlmq by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T22:17:31Z
       
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       @garfiald Queering waste disposal by going in the sink instead of the toilet
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7uKphI7uTLqCzCmO by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T22:13:16Z
       
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       @007 "Hey Reddit, how do I shrink my massive package that everyone knows is great and perfect? When I tell girls about it, they all are very impressed and tell me they're really shocked. I am very tired of getting bro fisted by billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk daily, please help me also PS my brain is really big and smart too."
       
 (DIR) Post #9m8M2vt7AVREXrllAW by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-22T04:48:52Z
       
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       @popefucker I come from a teaching family and the amount of effort involved on behalf of students is tremendous, especially given that this area, for various reasons, is prone to a hugely diverse population, sometimes majority immigrant, and many of whom are subject to learning disabilities as a result of local companies hiring big swaths of people who are technically brilliant but socially challenged. It is not in the least bit comparable to policing.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m8M2wK3YKzNtQNHA8 by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-22T04:52:55Z
       
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       @popefucker Is it an exercise in authority? Yes, it's an exercise in authority, but the consequences are significantly different. If teachers exercised authority the way police exercise authority, people would absolutely flip. When a cop exercises his authority against you, and I mean really exercises it, you're done for, or else literally dead. A teacher could not even dream of doing that much if they wanted to.