Posts by BigEarl@mindly.social
(DIR) Post #AVqkDLY3hMnWNPuDYW by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-20T15:00:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Irish, lacking potatoes, caught and boiled them.
(DIR) Post #AVrORizxIz1xKHMhTk by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-20T22:31:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...from the breast of thine neighbor.
(DIR) Post #AVursttGOfwd4SQQtM by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-22T14:45:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can confirm, he's from Pittsville about 25 miles south of Columbus, GA. He worked at the local Dollar General from age 16 to the day he moved to New York at 28 and got the gig on The Daily Show (but only after he perfected that stupid British accent.)
(DIR) Post #AVxsMMsQHupCqJxmOO by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-24T01:34:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts This, and Macron's chest hair.
(DIR) Post #AW01tGfdffit3RfMG0 by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-25T02:31:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts You misspelled "casino", it's spelled C-H-U-R-C-H
(DIR) Post #AW1BlH85H6SqrPl5lI by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-25T15:56:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts And when they are restless, they fall out of trees (Florida only)
(DIR) Post #AWBoKVPtPgn226pEgK by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-30T18:55:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wll, I must be a deity because I can turn Courvoisier into urine.
(DIR) Post #AWC3hs8yZxn8UcVrCS by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-30T21:47:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWDYiP1hc64WDJnsH2 by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-31T15:10:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keeps the snot hot
(DIR) Post #AWFotGAIt35jV0wfx2 by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-01T17:20:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts You almost had me. Now, if you'd said "Traditional Celtic Album" I'd have believed you, I mean, who could deny Irish tunes from Barack O'Bama.
(DIR) Post #AWPmltcc30OFEA9Axs by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-06T12:44:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Man, that's a LOT of "Beaver Nuggets" (Buc-ee's/Texas joke)
(DIR) Post #AWS1eNNVPwdMpKsBNI by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-07T14:40:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now if we could get peanut butter sap from those trees we'd be on to sumpin'!
(DIR) Post #AWWPiUflPhxq8nkUxU by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-09T17:28:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts While the rest of the band called Hall "The Nerveless Wonder"
(DIR) Post #AWYTiXRvsSUGt0TaTo by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-10T17:23:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Weird. I generally secrete 8 gallons of flop sweat during the course of an average Texas summer day.
(DIR) Post #AWYU8Mvjbuc1n3jUhs by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-10T17:27:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Sauce is the ketchup, The Secret is the eggs
(DIR) Post #AWivp56DaPzc9NpQOG by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-15T18:25:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm going to do the same thing, but with Ocelots.
(DIR) Post #AWux14r6kXwKijZ1Rw by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-21T13:31:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...and don't get me started on the Dakotas.
(DIR) Post #AWwwPtj9XhOMaeysQy by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-22T12:35:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts And a cow with no legs is "ground beef"
(DIR) Post #AWzfrKWQudGTlVPELg by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-23T20:16:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...and they're 50 feet tall!
(DIR) Post #AYlPSR3wKKKd2HWemm by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-08-15T18:50:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts The dyslexic ones are taught to cheep swimneys