Posts by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
 (DIR) Post #Az4RZ9b1limn62wycD by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-10-10T14:39:34Z
       
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       Sometimes she has big kitty feelings, and somebody has to pay for that in blood.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRZYJLnHjWdKQ0p9c by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-10-21T18:17:01Z
       
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       Has anyone ever invented shoes that are good for walking on the beach in?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzVgneiZbHNwFllqq0 by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-10-23T18:32:16Z
       
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       I wish cis women would stop making jokes about how they’d have privilege or get paid more if they had penises. Women with penises are, on average, paid considerably less.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0VFAPBHf55TbYfEzA by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-11-22T11:26:27Z
       
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       "Corn", "grape", "pdf file", "unalive". How about I take a big bowl of guacamole and slowly but forcefully push it into your whole face?
       
 (DIR) Post #B0VFASz1WbenOgxVQm by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-11-22T11:30:55Z
       
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       Every time I see someone say "seggs" or "ahh" to censor themself, I steal a limited edition Labubu and dissolve it in acid.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0fkdDMD1ug3aCT7z6 by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-11-27T11:18:02Z
       
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       Even if HPV only caused cancer in people with cervixes, it would be essential to vaccinate people without cervixes because they can carry and spread the virus. You don't control infectious diseases by only vaccinating the people who might die, you control them by vaccinating everyone.But also: HPV CAN GIVE ANYONE CANCERHPV CAN GIVE *ANYONE* CANCER
       
 (DIR) Post #B1Lly8tr3d1EQv4AuO by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-12-17T19:31:35Z
       
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       There are leaf cutter ants inside my house? I'm not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, that's ants in my house. On the other hand, it's kind of like having an infestation of lemurs or something. It's like cute and exotic.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1bhNB3z1n5Xbo2HVA by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-12-25T12:31:44Z
       
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       As an English speaker learning Spanish, "antemano" is such a satisfying word.ante = beforemano = handantemano = beforehandHell yeah.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1bhNGiE1bFV83tzQ8 by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-12-25T12:32:11Z
       
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       It just usually doesn't work out that cleanly.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1gHKaAPbuE7a0wc40 by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-12-27T17:29:11Z
       
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       @foone Why would you want a heated keyboard? Maybe it's just that it's summer here, but that sounds so unpleasant.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1oUJhv89P1O0ROBMG by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-12-31T15:04:59Z
       
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       Orgasms are good for you, in case anyone's not clear on that. They're good for you both psychologically and physically. They can improve prostate health, vaginal muscle tone, various types of pain, and even heart health.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1oUJomWdnIVHmPuPw by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-12-31T15:08:40Z
       
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       There's evidence that orgasms also strengthen the pelvic floor, which can help prevent incontinence and other health issues.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1oUJvl0hpFEv6lIWm by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2025-12-31T15:10:57Z
       
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       Regular orgasms can improve your hormone and neurotransmitter balances too re: reducing stress hormones like cortisol and increasing oxytocin, serotonin, dopamine, and endorphins.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1yNWjJhVwBk0Ek9cu by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2026-01-05T10:25:32Z
       
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       ummmm kitty cat
       
 (DIR) Post #B2LPZT9lOvQALevKGu by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2026-01-16T11:08:39Z
       
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       Release your inhibitions,FEEL THE GRAIN ON YOUR SKIN
       
 (DIR) Post #B2LcRt4MTMK1nr6zS4 by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2026-01-16T14:51:18Z
       
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       The thing with Shinigami Eyes is that outsourcing your first impressions of others to a group of people who have little to no accountability has always been a bad idea.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2LcRyxqYUfy5O6s88 by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2026-01-16T14:52:43Z
       
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       Anyway, in addition to frequently flagging transmascs and intersex people who speak out about their experiences within the queer community as red, apparently Shinigami Eyes is now sometimes flagging people who speak out *against Shinigami Eyes itself* as red.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2LcS58LcMdnDh4LKa by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2026-01-16T14:56:15Z
       
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       I don't have great confirmation of this, I just know several transgender people who've said they've been flagged red after talking about it. Seems bad.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2LcSBYnivMl9TUYOe by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2026-01-16T14:59:04Z
       
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       But like, that's one of the core problems with Shinigami Eyes as a concept: it's really hard to find any hard evidence of corruption or prejudice, because of the way it's structured. That's part of why there's no accountability.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2LcSHw41LXUvMQDUO by BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
       2026-01-16T15:10:58Z
       
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       I really think having an extension that automatically labels people as Bad is a bigger problem than a shared blocklist. At least with a blocklist, the people who get blocked in error or for the wrong reasons don't have to deal with harassment because of it.