Posts by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
 (DIR) Post #A5NAiydqTaUyYcJQbQ by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-03-19T16:00:49.379343Z
       
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       @Rogue_Koala "His lawyer argued he should not have to do community service because it would be “difficult” for him to work with criminals." But he is a bloody criminal.I genuinely think there should be harsher sentencing for police who do things like this, not leniency. They have to be held to a higher standard because of the powers they are allowed to wield.
       
 (DIR) Post #A5P0b6xH4aMEnZvklU by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-03-20T12:53:29.678340Z
       
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       @ArtistBristol You could always get some spiky shoulder pauldrons. Tell everyone it's just an avant garde fashion statement
       
 (DIR) Post #A5eQzlYWzUE9W0x6lU by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-03-27T23:54:57.987453Z
       
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       Apparently Lindsay Ellis is currently getting cancelled on twitter. While I don't agree with a lot of the hypersensitivity, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't feeling a bit of schadenfreude after she did the hit piece on JKR.I think that's the issue hanging round with the perpetually offended, they always end up eating their own
       
 (DIR) Post #A5hFA3b3VOf9KV00qu by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-03-29T08:26:55.710427Z
       
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       @Ladyfat I'll bet there's a discworld quote about not lying or people bending the truth for their own ends. God I love those books
       
 (DIR) Post #A5hFupXRaiu3L5c4qO by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-03-29T08:28:33.168458Z
       
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       @Ladyfat Oh God I've just realised if they had their way the entirety of Monstrous Regiment would be about brave Tims struggling against god knows what.
       
 (DIR) Post #A6HqYAhOGbROwX1s7k by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-04-16T00:00:02.926800Z
       
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       @hanafiyyah If you search 'You're kidding right' she should come up
       
 (DIR) Post #A6gRpqKYzxDNpagxsm by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-04-27T21:00:25.309620Z
       
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       Can someone talk me off the plant buying ledge and remind me that I also need to be able to eat this month and can't fill my house with more plants and the garden full of lavender
       
 (DIR) Post #A7YPwSdspzC6xdu6wC by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-05-23T21:33:13.637195Z
       
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       @Zaddiq I feel like pronouns for cereal either suggests a level of sentience that I'm uncomfortable with in my breakfast selection or perhaps less than flattering things about the intellectual capacity of those who choose to engage in the pronoun pageantry
       
 (DIR) Post #A8LFKZ5zNoyjAwZgeW by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-06-16T11:04:35.771259Z
       
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       @sub_aetha  I dunno 9 times out of ten when I go into my kitchen to make tea JKR is outside banging on the window holding up various placards of hate. Yesterday she was on an anti-snail bent. I'd almost be impressed at her energy if it wasn't so exhausting. I tried to chase her off with a broom but she just climbed into my bin and flew around the chimney.I tried putting down sage but she just ate it.
       
 (DIR) Post #A9C0Q3yuZUUQUTNBb6 by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-07-11T22:10:01.310304Z
       
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       I am now glum about the football. Every time I tell myself don't get too excited and every time I do, and now I'm glum.Am now sat in bed glowering at the universe and hoping we at least get some good news on the GC front this week. Perhaps everyone will suddenly be like 'oh shit what the fuck were we thinking of *course* men aren't *actually* women*Dare to dream and that
       
 (DIR) Post #A9C0SvB5l8P43VQuem by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-07-11T22:11:35.755112Z
       
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       @tangleofsnakes ooh I have a good tip for this, while they're still hot roll them around the empty pan (give it a bit of welly just don't let them hop out) so you essentially get loads of teeny tiny fractures all around the egg, then once the shell is good and squishy you can usually get the whole shell off in one
       
 (DIR) Post #A9C3oHKqsD1KiesEjI by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-07-11T22:14:36.555203Z
       
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       @tangleofsnakes just to add, you want to get your fingers under the membrane bit when you peel.
       
 (DIR) Post #A9C7ROYEHLj6FrTUnY by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-07-11T18:19:17.041975Z
       
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       @RockTheBoat I actually found that my period was super painful after my first jab (I got Pfizer) it seems to have settled again now but the unofficial poll of my friends makes me think it's connected. I'm still very much glad I got it but we should be able to open about side effects as well
       
 (DIR) Post #AADUxG7hKvmJMTNQIa by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-08-11T12:23:44.043274Z
       
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       I'm about to go on holiday with a bunch of couples and apparently have had the temerity to want my own room. This is not on, apparently my choices are to bunk in with a baby or share a room with a bloke whose already propositioned me once before. I really hate how self absorbed all my married friends are, I think literally the only reason I want a partner is so I don't have to do the sofa bed shuffle
       
 (DIR) Post #AADXl6AsncQOtTl9cm by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-08-11T13:47:04.109497Z
       
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       @tangleofsnakes I am,  I feel like my solution would be to split one of the couples and I'd share with one half and the propositions with the other but  surprisingly none of them seem to want to go for that option. The other solution I have is that I just bunk down in each couples room per night, just be like 'suprise motherfuckers, if I don't get privacy neither do you.'
       
 (DIR) Post #AB7jh5TYJipeghZOme by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-09-07T16:30:04.928041Z
       
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       @ninapaley If you've not read it already the Gift of Fear has a chapter on dealing with stalkers that I think you could probably find useful. It's slightly creepy how similar to the examples given in the book this creeps email reads.I'm sorry this is happening to you, it must be quite scary
       
 (DIR) Post #AC1e2LaJiyPJ8M7ivQ by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-10-04T15:27:15.366149Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Funsizescot1975 Are they just generally bonkers or actively vindictive? I feel like this has just entirely peaked my need for gossip
       
 (DIR) Post #AC1e2M3NytewaViwEa by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-10-04T15:28:01.219772Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Funsizescot1975 Not that I want to make light of harassment of businesses mind but it just seems entirely unhinged
       
 (DIR) Post #ACOsiDv6TTGVnpr1WK by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2021-10-15T20:32:25.071103Z
       
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       @EmmyNoether @macha @grace_hawthorn Are we sure we aren't just living through an episode of Brass Eye and we're about to get a hell of a gotcha?I still occasionally remember the Paedophile dressed as a school and burst out laughing in public
       
 (DIR) Post #AGXjdbqBQGgtobjozA by Barber_Acrobatic@spinster.xyz
       2022-02-16T18:50:41.277786Z
       
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       I'm trying to watch the latest Mess Were In and I'm just finding it way too stressful. The bloke they're arguing with is just ridiculous, he's essentially come on, called them all anti-semites and then talks himself in circles. I shouldn't have been eating while I watched it, I think I've given myself indigestion