Posts by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
(DIR) Post #AdcCO2zc1p2ibYpDai by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-07T21:32:28.704917Z
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@coolboymew @Fullmetal2255 like Jesus Christ i could get behind a romcom where the protagonist refuses sex before marriage because of his morals, but refusing sex AFTER MARRIAGE for no reason except to keep the drama up? fuck you author i hate your character now
(DIR) Post #AdciwDkniqT8MJEhzE by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T03:37:17.261211Z
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(DIR) Post #AdclpefTYdUPfPJ2iu by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T04:09:42.575578Z
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(DIR) Post #Adcm3PnRe7hZb8ax4S by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T04:12:12.254312Z
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(DIR) Post #AdcmVC4KHMO589jkSO by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T04:17:13.016323Z
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(DIR) Post #Add78tS2upOY3Y2VDk by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T08:08:29.309798Z
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(DIR) Post #Add8xU6T1D7cACdLI8 by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T08:28:50.722502Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating yeah that sounds like the average female ff14 player
(DIR) Post #AddzzQqzMncsEcCvYW by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T18:23:03.394466Z
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@lebronjames75 very useful information, thank you. will put it to good use
(DIR) Post #AdeB7nzSKQBznuMZnc by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T20:27:49.972292Z
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@BronzeAgeHogCranker @sjw you foolthey're looking for info on how to artificially engineer memes. if he agrees he'll make the internet worse
(DIR) Post #AdeBcjNVWfTmTdMLw0 by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-08T20:33:24.963450Z
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:akkoderp:
(DIR) Post #AdekaLMR2pQVSSA0x6 by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T03:05:09.315522Z
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thinking about yochlols in 5e againthey have an action called "mist form" that lets them transform to and from mist. there's some pretty impressive oversights in mist form. here's the exact text:"The yochlol transforms into toxic mist or reverts to its true form. Any equipment it is wearing or carrying is also transformed. It reverts to its true form if it dies.While in mist form, the yochlol is incapacitated and can't speak. It has a flying speed of 30 feet, can hover, and can pass through any space that isn't airtight. It has advantage on Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution saving throws, and it is immune to nonmagical damage.While in mist form, the yochlol can enter a creature's space and stop there. Each time that creature starts its turn with the yochlol in its space, the creature must succeed on a DC 14 Constitution saving throw or be poisoned until the start of its next turn. While poisoned in this way, the target is incapacitated."first oversight? "While in mist form, the yochlol is incapacitated." the exact text of the incapacitated status is "An incapacitated creature can't take actions or reactions."yochlols need to use an action to shift OUT OF mist form. while in mist form they can't take actions. the moment they shift into mist form they are stuck there forever. they can never leave it once they enter it. the broken things don't stop there. they don't gain immunity to stuff while in mist form. most incorporeal enemies have the good sense to gain immunity to grappling or getting restrained or getting knocked prone. yochlols don't. you can grab a fistful of mist, drag it to the ground, and slap handcuffs on it. now the yochlol is incapacitated and can't move, because the mist is firmly held in place on the ground with a pair of handcuffs. it takes an action to break out of handcuffs and its speed is set to zero. since it has 0 speed it can't move away from the manacles restraining it.the rules say you can't enter another creature's space but certain abilities override that. the yochlol does not have those. it can move into other creatures' spaces, but other creatures can't move into yochlol's space. so you now have a 5x5x5 wall of mist held in place by handcuffs that can only be damaged by magical damage.so what you do is you arrest a bunch of yochlols and build a fortress of them inside an antimagic field. you now have perfect impenetrable damage-proof solid walls of mist secured by nonmagical handcuffsdnd dumb
(DIR) Post #AdfsUA6ey8rZbgIyMC by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T16:08:23.963678Z
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@thegreatape calling the souls games reskins might be too generous, some old mods were updated to later games by changing a single pointer
(DIR) Post #AdftC0wkO1W3wJZwtk by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T16:16:19.609783Z
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https://invidious.poast.org/watch?v=NUW_pip1J5g i've been listening to this song constantly for the past few days, why does it slap this hard
(DIR) Post #AdfupNg3uJbfgb6ry4 by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T16:34:38.680746Z
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that might be one of the most metal things you can say after getting impaled
(DIR) Post #AdfxY9TnjzKCalqpcm by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T17:05:08.677793Z
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your life is temporarypollution is foreverleave an impact
(DIR) Post #AdfykwTnUBXtzYVntY by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T17:18:39.375560Z
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this is such a good image for explaining ranges to people that don't do combat sports
(DIR) Post #AdgVSSBof5T5K8tREe by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T23:25:05.462024Z
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@MeBigbrain understandable
(DIR) Post #Adh8RVGvc0xqo4p24O by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-10T06:40:11.030968Z
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@coolboymew retroarch + turn based rpgs
(DIR) Post #AdhGl1YQbwDw40pJmi by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-10T08:15:05.037234Z
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@Ronnie21093 @Moto_Chagatai sister got chimerized, resurrection spells ignore digested material, therefore if they eat the non-human parts they might be able to resurrect her as human
(DIR) Post #AdhMEDiqwsDjyHRajI by All_bonesJones@shitposter.club
2024-01-10T09:16:23.129253Z
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