Posts by Alice@beige.party
(DIR) Post #B2BdjgQ8OctA9wkKVU by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-11T17:25:36Z
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Went to some museums and saw some stuff!
(DIR) Post #B2BdjhsAzquifCsEr2 by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-11T20:28:16Z
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Some other "art" I saw at the museum!
(DIR) Post #B2BnZ5dfIIi2jEf8gy by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-11T20:36:04Z
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@justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!@the_etrain @adhdeanasl@StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman If you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them. Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!
(DIR) Post #B2C0pTQVuyMoXieb6O by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-12T01:02:59Z
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@futurebird Aw. Thats beautiful. These photos were taken at the Crocker and the Railroad Museum, both in Sacramento, but the Oakland Museum of California has a lovely cafeteria and I think you'd like it.
(DIR) Post #B2ETSJl4z5JWsqVHyi by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-11T21:11:38Z
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I forgot that I actually took a photo of a painting at the museum and I absolutely love it and I want everyone else to see it!The World's Greatest Parking Lot by Ethel Greene.
(DIR) Post #B2ETe5938seB2IKE3E by Alice@beige.party
2025-12-16T21:19:05Z
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I had a very old account with E*Trade and I wanted to close the account so I'd stop getting dumb emails about my $0 account, but I had no idea what my password was, so I clicked to reset the password and E*Trade said they'd send a verification code to my phone number, except the number on file was a number I haven't had in over 10 years, so I clicked on "I don't have access to this device" and E*Trade was seriously like: Oh, bummer dude. Just give me ANY OTHER NUMBER and I'll text the verification code there instead.I guess it's a good thing my account only had $0 and I was already closing it because WTF is up with your security, E*Trade?
(DIR) Post #B2ETviwoPUtTP90trU by Alice@beige.party
2025-12-14T14:54:06Z
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WARNING: Long story with no real point. Just remembering something and wanted to write it down to document it. Years ago, I worked at an Apple Store teaching computer lessons for all learning levels and on a variety of topics. One of my regulars was a nice older lady who was a piano teacher and we got to talking and she mentioned that her husband is a lawyer and he's the one who wanted to learn to use the computer, but he didn't want to go into the store to learn, so she was taking lessons for him and then she would go home and try to teach him, but it wasn't working out because they were getting "frustrated" with one another, so she asked if I ever taught private lessons at people's homes. This was definitely a conflict of interest and I really liked my job and wasn't willing to risk losing it, but she mentioned that it may be okay if we were just trading services where I would teach her husband to use the computer and she would teach me piano lessons as a thank you. I ran it by my manager and she said she was totally fine with an arrangement like that and she gave me the green light. Once a week after work, I'd take the bus to their house in a suburb of Chicago and we'd start with my piano lesson and then I'd go and give the husband his computer lesson. Her husband wanted to learn the computer because "so many law things require computers nowadays" so he wanted to "keep up with the kids" and I really admired that about him. Over time, I gave up on the piano, but he still wanted to learn more on the computer, so I just continued teaching the lessons for free. Once he had "mastered" email and web searches, he mentioned that he wanted to create a website for his law practice, so I helped him make a basic website (e.g., bio, services, contact info, etc.). The template he selected had a large space at the top for a header photo and he said he wanted a photo of the Chicago skyline, so we hopped on Google and selected one and added it and clicked publish and he was really happy with his website and we sent an email to pretty much everyone he knew (BCCed) to link them to his new website. At that point, he had accomplished his ultimate goal and I just happened to be moving, so we said our goodbyes and that was the last time I saw him. Years later, I took a Photoshop class and part of the class was on copyright laws and attribution and I had this OH NO flashback moment to creating that website because we definitely just did a random google search for Chicago skyline and didn't have formal permission to use that photo and I had NO idea what the photographer's permissions were, so I was terrified that I was going to get this poor lawyer in trouble for copyright infringement due to a dumb photo that we hastily dropped on his website years before. By this point, I lived in a different state and all of the website files lived on his computer and there was no way I was going to be able to instruct him on how to change the photo via email or over the phone, so I wasn't going to open a can of worms by even mentioning it to him and I just pushed down the bad feelings and guilt, but every so often I'd remember it and they'd come flooding back. Whenever this would happen, I'd pull up his website to see if anything changed, but it was always there with that big photo of the Chicago skyline staring right back at me. I recently remembered him again and went to pull up his website to see if the photo was still there, but this time the entire website was gone. I was relieved until I googled him and found his obituary instead and my relief turned to grief. It turns out he had died a couple of years ago and left behind his loving wife, a piano teacher.RIP, Don. You were one of the good ones and i'm grateful to have known you and I'm glad you lived a long life free of copyright lawsuits.
(DIR) Post #B2MBMeqtOwLYen3OJE by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-16T18:09:24Z
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My husband is VERY particular about what he eats and hates things like tomatoes, cucumbers, beets, pickles, etc. and I just made a Greek salad for myself and he looked at it and said "What are we on, Fear Factor?" 😂
(DIR) Post #B2Mgz9E01PiGRIh9hA by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-16T16:57:00Z
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The CEOs who keep going all in on AI are aware that the A stands for "artificial," right?
(DIR) Post #B2MgzHfEe2Fic5V1G4 by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-16T16:58:29Z
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If I’m looking to learn about something and I’m told I can choose between real knowledge or artificial knowledge, I'll take the real knowledge, please and thank you.
(DIR) Post #B2PlsF5ctrsFqaBXHs by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-15T06:15:05Z
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Shoutout to my high school boyfriend's dad for documenting our special night with his thumb!
(DIR) Post #B2PlsN3RHssUY7DtzM by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-15T06:16:38Z
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Don’t worry! His dad took a backup photo with the sun blasting in our eyes!
(DIR) Post #B2PlsN830kZ2mPNaAi by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-15T06:19:05Z
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For the record, the only reason this came up is because I’m watching old reruns of Remote Control on MTV and there's a contestant named "beef" who looks a lot like the aforementioned high school boyfriend.
(DIR) Post #B2PlsNAAsqGWt0NHUG by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-15T06:49:32Z
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I am really deep in the old photos and just came across this Polaroid I took to send my mom a "Mother's Day" card from across the country. I had just gotten married a month or two before and "celebrated" at a casino that I wasn't even of legal age to gamble in. I had been told I was really smart and "mature" for my age by my newly wed first husband who was five years older. I’m not trying to bring down the people of the internet, but it's so strange to look at myself and realize I was just a kid.If you want a happy ending, I realized that I was too young to get married when I was about 25 and was finally divorced by 27 and met Kev a couple of years later after I did a LOT of maturing and figuring stuff out, so it all worked out!When I was getting my hair cut a couple of days ago, the stylist was making smalltalk and asked how long my husband and I have been together and I said about 18 years and it made me realize that it really has been that long and I had a weird start, but life really can get better!
(DIR) Post #B2PlsVBB4zozkQuCA4 by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-15T06:58:22Z
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While I’m getting weird on social media, here is my drivers license photo from right after I got married. I was so young that they took a profile photo because that was how they noted you were underage.
(DIR) Post #B2QBkzY6sYFgQii9ui by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-18T21:08:57Z
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Someone should make an event for Trump supporters similar to the running of the bulls.
(DIR) Post #B2cU3ecWlfTHpYtaVc by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-24T18:28:27Z
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Do you think the eligible voters who withheld their vote for Kamala Harris understand that they're part of the problem, yet?
(DIR) Post #B2cU3mStbMWKA0S0bg by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-24T18:31:22Z
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I’m sorry that the Democratic candidate wasn't perfect enough for you to keep this absolute monster out of office.
(DIR) Post #B2cU3mStbMWKA0S0bh by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-24T19:30:59Z
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"I didn't vote for him!"No, but you also didn't effectively use your vote against him, either.
(DIR) Post #B2narhFfiCtSFfYUYi by Alice@beige.party
2026-01-30T03:56:48Z
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Someone tried to be polite by telling me I had nice teeth and I panicked and responded by saying:"Oh, that's just...how they grow...out of my skull."So apologies in advance to anyone that tries to have a conversation with me.