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(DIR) Post #B6F7zNnp3kIV0T9eXQ by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T04:35:18Z
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are you a horizontal or vertical programmer?
(DIR) Post #B6F86D3NQH4vhCgY0e by Forestofenchantment@furville.drinkanddrive.africa
2026-05-13T04:36:52.489234Z
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@foone I'm any kind of programmer which'll land me a job :marseypleading:
(DIR) Post #B6F87ZcizdGTz9rxlg by bersl2@furry.engineer
2026-05-13T04:36:34Z
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@foone diagonal
(DIR) Post #B6F8A9Tien89lYt1we by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T04:36:21Z
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traditionally I've been a sort of hybrid, doing most of my programming from a seated position, other than back in the early 2010s when I experimented with a standing desk. Since the whole bedridden thing I've written more and more of my code horizontally, but I'm slowly working my way up to hybrid stances
(DIR) Post #B6F8D97qQQ9PXa5Bfk by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T04:37:22Z
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amusingly a lot of my recent programming has been related to flirting with cuties on the internet, so in a way it's a different kind of horizontal programming
(DIR) Post #B6F8FfJbiQFhxEmmfI by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T04:37:42Z
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@Forestofenchantment I know that feeling. best of luck in your search!
(DIR) Post #B6F8eT4CONmPCpPCAy by agowa338@chaos.social
2026-05-13T04:42:46Z
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@foone I'm horizontal, can program in basically anything but not particularly good.That said I'm also not a full time programmer, so that kinda makes sense I guess.
(DIR) Post #B6F8hAHmfwsJpK2u2K by chocobo13@mastodon.social
2026-05-13T04:42:53Z
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@fooneI prefer being a landscape programmer, but I can be talked into doing portrait
(DIR) Post #B6F8ndg6JDaqirVU6y by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T04:44:32Z
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alternatively, I'm definitely a horizontal programmer, but my screen mount can rotate, so I'm flexible.
(DIR) Post #B6F9Y3eA5e6EaGjZei by kboyd@phpc.social
2026-05-13T04:52:42Z
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@foone vertical, but forced to be horizontal due to exhaustion.
(DIR) Post #B6F9b2V0oThjtSsNZw by alexmdunne@mastodon.social
2026-05-13T04:53:25Z
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@foone I prefer "orthogonal system designer"
(DIR) Post #B6F9dhFSHQIgqzrmjo by theorangetheme@en.osm.town
2026-05-13T04:53:39Z
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@foone All angles, rotating freely.
(DIR) Post #B6FABEd5BtVPwJuVhg by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T04:59:50Z
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@theorangetheme God I want to design a keyboard that works like this
(DIR) Post #B6FBOS8sMUbtZFeF96 by twipped@twipped.social
2026-05-13T05:13:25Z
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@foone diagonal
(DIR) Post #B6FDT7xN2RnMJrchpw by FantasmitaAsex@todon.eu
2026-05-13T05:36:43Z
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@foone in a Euclidean space ?
(DIR) Post #B6FE923DO09kAKL3dg by AVincentInSpace@furry.engineer
2026-05-13T05:44:14Z
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@foone in what way is it possible to use software development skills to flirtasking for a friend
(DIR) Post #B6FEQeiQstyR0O1OUa by shinyjirachi@cyberplace.social
2026-05-13T05:47:32Z
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@foone perpendicular programming
(DIR) Post #B6FGXNydiTmr1iwHVg by gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.lu
2026-05-13T06:11:03Z
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@foone I program in circles!
(DIR) Post #B6FK875VlxLlDtMFtI by pillbug@sonomu.club
2026-05-13T06:51:21Z
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@foone software stack so tall it forms a cliff
(DIR) Post #B6FNqT13u9uBpv7MnI by kallisti@infosec.exchange
2026-05-13T07:32:55Z
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@foone Only flirting with one at a time, call that pair programming
(DIR) Post #B6FQ4haUj0OMzXbfpw by 0x0961h@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-05-13T07:58:00Z
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@foone i'm non euclidean
(DIR) Post #B6FWEuGJ3XaOvBPeq0 by Plan_A_to_Y@furry.engineer
2026-05-13T09:06:57Z
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@foone "Bottom or top?"I'm a Switch: Case
(DIR) Post #B6GXhIpzZYG0MUAWi8 by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T20:58:06Z
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@gunstick god I know that feeling.
(DIR) Post #B6GXoXunudtV9QsD32 by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T20:59:29Z
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@AVincentInSpace I'm working on software to characterize and analyze keysmashes, as well as organizing my Notes on the people I'm flirting with.The notes are there because I like to know as much as I can about the toys I'm playing with, especially how to make them make the cutest noises. Turns out a lot of "toys" really like that idea, who knew?
(DIR) Post #B6GbNQanQiDeRDq6hk by AVincentInSpace@furry.engineer
2026-05-13T21:39:20Z
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@foone hhhmmmmmmgghh
(DIR) Post #B6Gbd0NkeBlTmVAKUC by Unixbigot@aus.social
2026-05-13T21:42:10Z
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@foone first consider a perfectly spherical programmer of uniform density
(DIR) Post #B6GesTuFSWh1YTR9pA by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T22:18:27Z
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@notecharlie fun fact: the STL for C++ defines a "string" type called "rope", which is a binary tree of strings, designed to optimally manage a large string where you may be inserting or removing from the middle often.Like what might back a text editor
(DIR) Post #B6GeuzmrthTx0lBSym by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-13T22:18:48Z
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@Unixbigot I'm already dangerously close to being that
(DIR) Post #B6GfX7pmQYSUyMjAiu by otte_homan@theblower.au
2026-05-13T22:25:51Z
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@foone must be able to code in Stretch.
(DIR) Post #B6Gg968dBIF8iVeSvI by cidra@mastodon.uno
2026-05-13T22:31:45Z
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@foone I'm a full queue developer
(DIR) Post #B6GkB3k1SnCPg9KeEC by artemist@social.mildlyfunctional.gay
2026-05-13T23:17:56Z
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@foone traditionally chinese programming has been vertical, but over the past century they have increasingly used horizontal programming.
(DIR) Post #B6H0wkVzqcZtDTX9IO by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2026-05-14T02:25:51Z
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@fooneThere are languages that are both horizontal and vertical... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language#Piet