Post B5muQAAHeH28rbufIG by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #B5lXjWZC5imvjvrrqC by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-28T22:02:53.376340Z
34 likes, 7 repeats
The only way you'd ever get people to answer this question honestly is if you actually placed real mortal consequences on the table before them, and then they'd all pick red.
(DIR) Post #B5lXqGuEiPzLCEvZfk by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:04:11.546678Z
15 likes, 1 repeats
Well red means you live no matter whatSo in our poll I voted blue to die
(DIR) Post #B5lY0pNxNQMD1nrXnM by maxmustermann@shitposter.world
2026-04-28T22:06:06.137103Z
8 likes, 1 repeats
@Hoss Dude, its just a special case of the prisoner's dilemma. The correct answer is red by the way.
(DIR) Post #B5lYS6Dot40l437pGS by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:10:55.873843Z
6 likes, 0 repeats
People hear "press the blue button ... and everyone lives" and their brains turn offOr they're inclined to join a suicide pact
(DIR) Post #B5lYSUL5Di57rWhxuy by pepsi_man@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:09:02.321959Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@Hoss I'd like to see the poll results broken down into age brackets
(DIR) Post #B5lYUsZk53kLbqhlJY by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-28T22:11:28.849042Z
28 likes, 3 repeats
I just scrolled through a thread full of redditors smugly virtue signaling about how they'd press the blue button. So not only does pressing red guarantee your survival, it also helps condemn a bunch of blue button redditors to death. The choice is clear.
(DIR) Post #B5lYeIRRHS6iRDJNS4 by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:13:13.050738Z
11 likes, 0 repeats
If everyone votes red everyone survives, literally only the hyperaltruists get removed from the gene pool
(DIR) Post #B5lYip0Y8qZ0bBtN3I by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-28T22:13:58.647469Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
Anybody who can be convinced to press the blue button can be convinced to join a cult. Same logic.
(DIR) Post #B5lYvyEDAikaxZYHzs by pepsi_man@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:16:08.647995Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
@monsterislandcolonizer @Hoss At this point in history it's a hivemind vs. critical thinker test.
(DIR) Post #B5lZ3iVVVRnEWDKsb2 by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:17:44.520567Z
9 likes, 0 repeats
Its not a good hypothetical. From a game theory stand point there is no reason to press blue
(DIR) Post #B5lZ6mg2SX70JtiyOG by Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
2026-04-28T22:18:21.999877Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Hoss ad a yellow button that says "taxation is theft" and youll get 90% votes yellow. Tis why they wont allow libertarians on the debate stage
(DIR) Post #B5lZBg64LqyHMNEXWy by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
2026-04-28T22:18:58.448033Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@Hoss mfw I have a 100% chance of living if I press red
(DIR) Post #B5lZQEqLxfwlB7pEu0 by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:20:48.897705Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
The good news is everyone in India, China, and Africa will vote red so all those reditards will die
(DIR) Post #B5lZTvIaZO0Riin0ZE by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-28T22:22:32.590919Z
8 likes, 0 repeats
>encourage group of redditors to trust the heckin' Science and press blue>go into booth>press red:marseycheers:
(DIR) Post #B5lZgejpS9bc7gbP4C by Kang_Kong3@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:24:51.891952Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
It's a shit iteration of the prisoners dilemma
(DIR) Post #B5lc5mgJG0bNuG49FQ by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2026-04-28T22:51:49.067939Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Yeah the pollster doesn't mention what the red button does at all in the poll, only what happens if less than 50% of people press the blue button
(DIR) Post #B5ldkuK3qu0ZQqpfHM by Nudhul@shitposter.world
2026-04-28T23:10:27.337527Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
@egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss thats the point of the test innit? to weed out the retards?
(DIR) Post #B5ldsy43p8IhM1Bwky by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-28T23:11:54.602280Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
The problem is all low iq people will pick red
(DIR) Post #B5leGw32yKRe3C97U8 by Nudhul@shitposter.world
2026-04-28T23:16:14.582069Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss but that makes them high iq since red is the correct choice
(DIR) Post #B5lgX4DOZiypvBo3oO by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-28T23:21:11.312207Z
8 likes, 1 repeats
Its the bell curve meme
(DIR) Post #B5lo5tEq4sEngz294a by pettanko@tsundere.love
2026-04-29T01:06:17.127426Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@monsterislandcolonizer @pepsi_man @Hoss the red button doesn’t do anything, that’s why you should press it
(DIR) Post #B5lwJrwgTqAjN0ic5o by Frondeur@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:35:32.942488Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
👆im still waiting for someone to try to work out all the nash equilibria...game theory offers nothing here...
(DIR) Post #B5lwKDbrvuasYp9Ihc by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T01:06:05.015438Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss >From a game theory stand point there is no reason to press blueThat's not accurate. Game theory says there's an equilibrium there, and even predicts what people *will* do. But there *are* reasons to still push blue. One reason is *you have to live with the human beings after the button was pushed, if you survive*, and the button experiment, if it goes red, radically changes the nature of those who survive to *all* de facto murderers. It's not the only one.
(DIR) Post #B5lwKF2qb5lh0mmMOO by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:38:30.886479Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
Red button pushers are murderers in the same way that you're a thief for not giving me all your money
(DIR) Post #B5lwKhORCPfwvr5zvs by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-29T01:54:36.506606Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
If the point is to live from an objective standpoint there is 0 reason to hit blue. There is a 100% chance of survival of hitting red.
(DIR) Post #B5lwKiEu3LdvYZdti5 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T01:59:22.591893Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss 'the point is to live'Some things are worth dying for.
(DIR) Post #B5lwKitfbmFjb0iSFk by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:36:03.994750Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
But Jeff Cliff is all of those things?
(DIR) Post #B5lwKjfWjqX9zR6fqa by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:37:47.255703Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @egirlyuumimain @Hoss i'm shadowbanned on reddit, and pretty pale.i'm not sure if i'm a 'shitlib'
(DIR) Post #B5lwLJpiHS4Y9S9Jiq by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:09:37.792602Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
You didn't though. You picked a bad option out of 2
(DIR) Post #B5lwLLDr7AyiScS6zY by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:12:32.623885Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss 'good' and 'bad' are value judgements, and informed by *all* their consequences not just the ones on you, specifically.your consequences are either 'murder millions* of people' or 'don't murder millions of people(and also die)'. Which is the worst set of consequences?*maybe billions.
(DIR) Post #B5lwMBsPLeJVlRpEQ4 by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:38:48.370396Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
>confirmed for being a redditard>confirmed for being a paleskin negro Not really fighting the allegations here Jeff...
(DIR) Post #B5lwMTadUSnEhXeIDY by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:17:23.422036Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
You can easily justify it by saying they murdered themselves by not picking the option that doesn't kill them. I picked blue btw
(DIR) Post #B5lwMUTEDUShQrBtJI by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:20:24.753265Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss sureyou can justify murdering someone after the fact generally, given enough time and maybe the help of a plausible-sounding-reason oraclebut here's the thing with murderwhen you kill someone, it's permanent, and they don't get to argue back afterwards. And it's pretty obvious that 'you pushed the wrong button' is a flimsy excuse for justify someone dying by your handsi once pressed the wrong button and killed phone service for like 33,000 people. A single button is easy to hit, and the person who hits it should be excused for the error of a single click generally.
(DIR) Post #B5lwMVE1PVtNlz5GFM by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:21:18.793316Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
What if they weren't wearing a mask tho?
(DIR) Post #B5lwMW3QKP0cLP8JMm by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:24:12.369418Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss That's a risky move, but also is the default (people cannot wear masks 24/7). The bigger choice is "choosing not to wear a mask" AND "rawdogging air with strangers"At that point you are actively taking an action that is putting other people in danger, no longer a single button push. It's a contextual choice -- how did you get in that room, without a mask? Can you be warned? Were you mislead by propaganda suggesting "masks don't work"? Are you knowingly endangering other people or are you just being ignorant? The answers to those questions matter.
(DIR) Post #B5lwMX0ykyeDK6zsC8 by yockeypuck@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:28:55.411306Z
7 likes, 0 repeats
I superspread covid to help build herd immunity and crush the curve. 🔴
(DIR) Post #B5lwMXgSGlpBOkOzqK by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:30:00.118374Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss
(DIR) Post #B5lwSY2zpYtKGNoFcm by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T01:07:43.480232Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@Hoss this is a very @Soy_Magnus answer
(DIR) Post #B5lwTPShEjwNvRF1Xc by yockeypuck@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:32:50.105519Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
Crushing the curve. Herd immunity. When we all have it the pandemic is over. You're welcome.
(DIR) Post #B5lwWUnBsGp5KJIaVE by WhitestTemplar@poa.st
2026-04-29T01:22:10.171883Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
Well at least I will be surrounded by people who are at least a little like minded to me. Even though most of them are gonna be brownoids who I think should also go extinct.
(DIR) Post #B5lwWVl6HWkGK7KQsq by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T01:23:15.377961Z
4 likes, 2 repeats
@WhitestTemplar @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss ah yes the meta-game of "will more whites or blacks ,proportionally or in absolute terms, empirically hit the blue button" I guess I should have expected this kind of thread to go there.
(DIR) Post #B5lwawj9xFap7jXGXQ by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:41:32.724034Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @egirlyuumimain @Hoss I was what there was on the internet *before* reddit. And what reddit systematically removed during the ellen pao era. >confirmed for being a paleskin negro i meanthe cherokee kept negro slaves so it's...possible some interbred at some point on that side of my family, but no record of that.
(DIR) Post #B5lwdFhKOU60XSmK2K by WhitestTemplar@poa.st
2026-04-29T01:24:02.854790Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
What if I press both buttons at once?
(DIR) Post #B5lwhoZefP6zrcMgro by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:25:41.003657Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
I like to french kiss people and suck the air out of their lungs while I do it, your thoughts on that Jeff of the Cliffs?
(DIR) Post #B5lwtyQrq861ui3Jqq by CenturianFrend@poa.st
2026-04-29T01:27:16.326487Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
do i get extra votes if i press red multiple times
(DIR) Post #B5lwvqZO2lpu6ivlEe by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:45:14.570640Z
6 likes, 1 repeats
Wait you're cherokee? That's brown you goofy nigger. No wonder you're so weird about viruses tho...
(DIR) Post #B5lxAnpOWIRpwoY8O0 by eee@poa.st
2026-04-28T23:16:23.620033Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
retards will press blue
(DIR) Post #B5lxHrYB4wvbWFrZMO by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:49:17.633543Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @egirlyuumimain @Hoss afaik. around ~1/16th-1/32thishmost of the canadian side of my family didn't have a lot of understanding of native culture beyond "shoot 'em and get 'em off the land" until relatively recently
(DIR) Post #B5lxTNrLIKVKuSJxMO by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-28T23:20:19.704065Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
Retards are selfish they will press what's in their best interest. Reditard midwits who are self righteous will press blue to feel superior
(DIR) Post #B5lxVDfa9OplszhArA by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:51:42.117323Z
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Until recently...
(DIR) Post #B5lxXZSs5XPw3qs5JY by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:52:07.346135Z
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@Xenophon @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hossi mean i'm sure if you go up far enough everyone's got based ancestors
(DIR) Post #B5lxbuOEEOXS7LlfvM by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T02:27:15.025271Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss squicky but whatever as long as everyone's a consenting adult and you're not spreading covid. [eg make sure you're both tested covid negative/not exposed to covid/etcetcetc]
(DIR) Post #B5lxj1SkKhBe54H0gy by adequate@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:54:02.048620Z
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What happened?
(DIR) Post #B5lxojLuZy3neNnYBc by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:55:06.946869Z
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His mother fucked a negro slave
(DIR) Post #B5lyActVGsEhzWx2Rc by adequate@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:58:29.754868Z
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Can't trust those canadian cherokees
(DIR) Post #B5lyFyzgX4RvyqOfAm by Frondeur@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:59:23.594847Z
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i like that the payoff matrix says fags...
(DIR) Post #B5lyLOe0amkuyuq62C by PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-29T02:35:23.329006Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
>there goes my hero
(DIR) Post #B5lzJkQwi1jnw1VVC4 by D00B@clew.lol
2026-04-29T01:49:57.224183Z
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@Hoss Went to a place today that plates start at like $60 bucks for a burger. The owner's husband walks in "hey hunny did you place the Sysco order yet?"
(DIR) Post #B5m0pXuQuTUoJP1eym by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-29T02:08:57.544771Z
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The only way you can make this interesting is to make the red option worse i think. Making blue better makes it the obvious choice. I propose that red let's you live, but you are horribly injured in some way and blue still dies. Maybe thats too much, but you are still guaranteed life if you pick red and if more pick blue you arent horribly injured
(DIR) Post #B5m15sXlxWHCwTDMnY by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2026-04-29T00:03:09.587603Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Retards will hear "if I press blue everyone lives? That means me I better press blue"
(DIR) Post #B5m2AWufuNl5G3i0A4 by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-29T02:24:55.839229Z
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(DIR) Post #B5m44Ax0qnazJWtrSy by Frondeur@poa.st
2026-04-29T04:05:15.976606Z
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which is more like the covid vaccine...red or blue???
(DIR) Post #B5m4Kewf6GZMyOb0oC by Frondeur@poa.st
2026-04-29T04:08:12.809867Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
what if it's a tie!?!
(DIR) Post #B5m4lIBHqQGOBr8VJw by Herman_Hetherington@poa.st
2026-04-29T04:13:03.639643Z
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Aella (EA prostitute) runs a small social media platform. She ran the same poll with blue people being banned under the same conditions. Blue won, but then it turned out that voters were counting behind the scenes to make sure they had the numbers before voting for blue
(DIR) Post #B5m6gT409jqmOzYWJc by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T01:03:56.692102Z
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@Hoss > and then they'd all pick red.No, they wouldn't.
(DIR) Post #B5m6nLjtmmUBiIQzlQ by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T01:07:10.286244Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@Hoss @maxmustermann red buttoners can be convinced to join a cult *and kill for it*
(DIR) Post #B5m7HlkTeFZp4FD5VY by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T01:11:46.633765Z
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@Hoss ...and not only would some groups pick blue we have a good idea, empirically, who they would be. ie exactly the same people who don't play the prisoners dilemma "rationally". and some groups, like economists, moral philosophy professors, and people who do a lot of game theory, would be close to 100% red. So it's a de facto question of 'who's getting killed'
(DIR) Post #B5mQnRm7LKZnW4nPfs by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-29T08:19:10.723580Z
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How does refusing to press the "chance of suicide with a side of virtue signaling" button make me a murderer? Everybody has the opportunity to choose the correct button (red). If retards press blue anyway that's not on me.
(DIR) Post #B5mQuSdIYIzWCh10oy by mrsaturday@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T08:21:13.063718Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @jeffcliff I vote everyone involved in this debate press the green button instead
(DIR) Post #B5mRfJ04BUi3wG0CUC by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-29T08:29:37.924575Z
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>mfw all the blue button retards drop deadYeah that part ain't gonna bother me.
(DIR) Post #B5mT4joTjNVII9GzY0 by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2026-04-29T08:45:28.846998Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Dead pedos aren't going to bother me either.
(DIR) Post #B5mTAvpTy4TNIShDQO by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2026-04-29T08:46:35.689914Z
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>i once pressed the wrong button and killed phone service for like 33,000 people.Leave it to :JeffCliff: to compare murder to him being incompetent at his job. :MexicanLaugh:
(DIR) Post #B5mTHSPFlD8U4OXUGm by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-29T02:56:21.941058Z
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Mandingo.
(DIR) Post #B5mTHTnkZcKEOf0Z5k by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-29T08:47:45.666199Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
... ate his baby?
(DIR) Post #B5mTZpCBlkSXxiBdXU by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-04-29T08:51:06.340314Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
I voted blue because it is my favorite color.
(DIR) Post #B5mTtUFXM6Rin681Uu by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-04-29T08:54:39.978385Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
Can confirm Jeff is slightly racist. He just seems less racist around here, anywhere else they'd shriek Nazi at him and shit their pants.
(DIR) Post #B5mUMmTUfqe5iGcoNM by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-29T08:59:54.667763Z
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A button that kills services for thousands of random subscribers sounds like something Comcast would invent.
(DIR) Post #B5mZWrOhj3MleC0haS by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2026-04-29T09:57:45.146370Z
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Funny coming from Jeff seeing as he wanted all the shot-refusers to dieIf the blue button pushers win their first act will be killing all the red button pushersThis is why we must preach blue buttonism but we ourselves will push the red button
(DIR) Post #B5mtC1B6AHY8z0z9cm by grey@poa.st
2026-04-29T13:38:07.453993Z
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I have a feeling it would have gotten vastly different results if it wasn't "red" and "blue", e.g. the names of the political sports teams. Even if it was reversed, the redditors would choose blue and would hold the morons voting red in contempt.
(DIR) Post #B5muQAAHeH28rbufIG by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-29T13:51:54.038557Z
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The only right choice
(DIR) Post #B5mwBkGvJxDkPdGtt2 by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:11:39.671132Z
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>57.9% of people are NPCsFACTS. Valid poll, its results are now official for all time and can never be erased or forgotten.
(DIR) Post #B5mwMzqTl8o5tkGdZg by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:13:44.462052Z
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It's interestingly a great way to get people to confess they're oversocialized and unreliable agents in any capacity. Almost as reliable as the covid jabbening. With a simple question you can find out who is probably reliable and who would snitch you out to the feds in the event of a civil war. Take note, lads.
(DIR) Post #B5mwW6BvXD5ABadjJA by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:15:23.079588Z
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The White race sorely needs this cull.These people are just as defective and dangerous as the irredeemably violent and insubordinate.
(DIR) Post #B5mwatHswFJvc4iBKS by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:16:13.693269Z
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It's shit because there's literally no dilemma.
(DIR) Post #B5mx7k3SHp7yXCcv8y by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:22:05.351358Z
7 likes, 1 repeats
>Not joining suicidal people committing suicide nobody is coercing them into makes you a murderer
(DIR) Post #B5mx87S3IXT969JOAy by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:22:15.363505Z
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Exactly
(DIR) Post #B5mxdY54LC98fGY3RQ by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:27:49.182303Z
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This question is really interesting, it's this graph but even purer in its damnation of what has been done to Whites.It's what being a Liberal fundamentally is. It's a suicide pact. There's no sane reason to ever pick blue, there is no meaningful coercion or imperative or benefit to doing so. It's pure toxic over-socialization of brainwashed Whites.They pick blue because they've been brainwashed to do so, and the thought of NOT picking blue causes them psychological pain. It literally hurts their heads because their frontal lobes have been purposefully atrophied, and their thought processes--such as they are--rewired through their amygdalas and emotional cuck-circuits and the false morality that they have to "care" about self-destructive morons and outright malevolent bad actors. I'll give this "thought experiment" some credit. It has made me feel something I haven't felt in a while now: Genuine pity for Liberals. They really are just broken inside, and it was done to them on purpose.
(DIR) Post #B5my0QEJhE5uyZmSiu by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:32:04.190040Z
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Again, retards committing suicide isn't murder, you need to learn the meaning of words before you use them.
(DIR) Post #B5my178SAtxE2qMt3Q by Eleutheria2@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:29:44.630760Z
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mooom the modernists are enshittifying the psychological questions again
(DIR) Post #B5myODnPZpaPMYXohs by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:36:21.916856Z
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You can try and twist it all you want to pin your stupidity onto other people (very Liberal of you) but the fact is if you put a blue gun to your head and tell me you'll shoot if I don't do what you want, and then shoot yourself after I naturally don't comply with such coercive bullshit, that isn't murder. Ever. Never was, isn't, never will be, ever. We already have a word in the English language for your retardation: Suicide.You will have committed suicide. Tragic maybe. Still not murder.
(DIR) Post #B5mygCceg8Umw55TF2 by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T14:39:37.281518Z
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They already did that, it was called the Reddit Legion in Ukraine. I guarantee more than a few Anons fanned those flames on the r/volunteersforUkraine subreddit or whatever it was called for the luls.
(DIR) Post #B5mzSyP4KkR51dzJtw by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T14:48:25.832269Z
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@WTFPurpleAlpaca @ForbiddenDreamer @WhitestTemplar @egirlyuumimain @Hoss > There's no sane reason to ever pick blue, againgame theory equilibrium and 'sane' choices aren't necessarily equivalent.some would argue that murder isn't 'sane'> there is no meaningful coercion or imperative or benefit to doing so. Sure there is. The imperative DO NOT KILL, it's right in the Decalogue> They pick blue because they've been brainwashed to do soLOLit's a fabricated moral dilemma that no one has ever heard of until now. The brainwashing has only just begun. >. It literally hurts their heads because their frontal lobes have been purposefully atrophied, On the contrary: it's likely that their frontal lobes (ie the part that reasons about consequences) have been cultivated to take into account consequences on *other people*> and their thought processes--such as they are--rewired through their amygdalas On the contrary; it's *overriding* the amygdala that can get you to make a decision of self-sacrifice to save lives.> and emotional cuck-circuits and the false moralityIt's not 'false morality' to avoid committing unnecessary murder> that they have to "care" about self-destructive morons Aha there it is.You simply don't care about other people who have never done anything bad to you.> I'll give this "thought experiment" some credit. It has made me feel something I haven't felt in a while now: Genuine pity for Liberals. They really are just broken inside, and it was done to them on purpose.Encouraging empathy and getting people to think about others beyond "just kill 'em and get them off my land" is indeed instilled in other people to the best we are able.
(DIR) Post #B5mzZwoscVlk8nO26q by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T14:49:41.318051Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain >How does refusing to press the "chance of suicide with a side of virtue signaling" button make me a murderer?when your alternative button involves murder.> Everybody has the opportunity to choose the correct button (red)'correct' is a success word here. "Everyone has the ability to commit mass murder" yes that's why people spread covid.> If retards press blue anyway that's not on me.no, their button pushing isn't on you. you killing them by pushing red is.
(DIR) Post #B5mzfmDqvvFF0mqZea by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T14:50:44.690502Z
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@Frondeur @ForbiddenDreamer @WhitestTemplar @egirlyuumimain @Hoss covid vaccine doesn't kill people who don't take it so blue.
(DIR) Post #B5mzjCydusdgrIMw1A by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T14:51:21.613649Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain Exactly. you're OK with mass murder of people who you disagree with on something as trivial as the colour of a button.
(DIR) Post #B5mzl0Hy3v3G5NGR3A by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T14:51:41.375455Z
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@NonPlayableClown @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss hypothesis: the pedos will mostly push red
(DIR) Post #B5mzwi5fY6af7T5rfs by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2026-04-29T14:53:46.941591Z
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What flawless logic they have
(DIR) Post #B5mzyMTyrEdygPFijI by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T14:54:03.849194Z
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@NonPlayableClown @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hossok to the extent hitting a single button, once, makes me incompetent at my job sure i guess i'll eat that one but we hit hundreds to thousands of similar thousands of buttons every day.some that look almost exactly like that one / are situated right next to it. it's a UI problem that it ever happened at all (one we worked on fixing later)
(DIR) Post #B5n0H40flMS4tQSh60 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T14:57:26.592623Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @NonPlayableClown nope, sasktel international homegrown design, originally from cobol+mainframe, then VMS ....converted eventually to java5...to java6....which by the time i left was in the process to converting to EJB+java6
(DIR) Post #B5n1Sdq6zOfH9kbg00 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:10:46.972793Z
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@WTFPurpleAlpaca @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss 'being forced to commit suicide or murder' is indeed being coerced if you HAVE to push a button that is coercion.
(DIR) Post #B5n1weWyz08XzKyB3Q by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:16:12.080006Z
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@WTFPurpleAlpaca @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss > Again, retards committing suicide isn't murder,But being forced to *is* a kind of murder. > you need to learn the meaning of words before you use them.OK let's look at the legal definition of homicide under the criminal code. homicide and murder.> 222 (1) A person commits homicide when, directly OR INDIRECTLY, by any means, he causes the death of a human being.the oxford canadian english dictionary:Noun: The crime of killing a person deliberately (synonym: homicide).(pushing a button is a deliberate act, though there's some wiggle room here in the sense it would be homicide but not murder)Verb: To kill a person deliberately and unlawfully.(it's not lawful to push a button and kill people, and pushing the button is a deliberate act)Informal: Used to describe something extremely difficult or unpleasant (e.g., "It was murder trying to get to the airport").(obv)> "The Professor and the Madman": This famous book by Simon Winchester explores how one of the most prolific contributors to the original Oxford English Dictionary was Dr. W.C. Minor, an American surgeon who was imprisoned for murder in a London asylum.LOLOLOLOL TILI'll grant that a good lawyer would be able to argue down from murder to homicide. And maybe from homicide to something like manslaughter or less (since you're being coerced into pushing the button)
(DIR) Post #B5n22bPzT8nU4VXIsy by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:17:16.569349Z
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@WTFPurpleAlpaca @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss > very liberal of youfuck you buddy >opinion dismissed because I care about the consequences of my actions on other people .gifyeah that shows exactly how seriously to take your insults and arguments.
(DIR) Post #B5n2VfwvhVrWWUo3PM by billiam@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:22:31.111212Z
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@pepsi_man @Hoss and sex and race / nationality
(DIR) Post #B5n2hGdddIeFUsJIf2 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:24:37.577698Z
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@pepsi_man @monsterislandcolonizer @Hoss No, it's not. Critical thinkers will be capable of looking at the broader moral context and the moral tools we have to take apart the situation(such as game thoery). Those with sharpened critical thinking skill might be more likely to choose red generally but it is not going to be a critical thinking test generally since it won't differentiate along that axis strongly compared to other aspects(selfishness)
(DIR) Post #B5n2pWE9YcU4A6KB1M by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:26:05.773727Z
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@Xenophon @Hoss Tell the people here that most white people pick blue and brown people pick red and see how it goes.
(DIR) Post #B5n2u3vSD35NplkE1g by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:26:56.291622Z
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@Herman_Hetherington @Hoss >Blue won, but then it turned out that voters were counting behind the scenes to make sure they had the numbers before voting for bluethis is a valid strategywe have tools to use to our advantage and coordinating our answer through communicating via other channels is one of them.
(DIR) Post #B5n3030aX4dOj8042K by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T15:28:01.083011Z
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@grey @Hoss I agreeit should have been blue ( #Veneti ) vs. green ( #Prasini )
(DIR) Post #B5n35AdBcSrhodUri4 by groddil@poa.st
2026-04-29T15:28:57.263351Z
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The red button is blue...
(DIR) Post #B5n9ZKw6T9LMBm72u0 by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2026-04-29T16:41:34.417941Z
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>but we hit hundreds to thousands of similar thousands of buttons every day.some that look almost exactly like that one / are situated right next to it.You mean to tell me that they didn't label buttons or at the very least have an HMI to define the actions being done?Sounds like either your infrastructure team half assed the design or someone isn't well trained.
(DIR) Post #B5nEhGzBXWKm1b9qPw by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-29T17:39:05.278683Z
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@NonPlayableClown @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss > Sounds like either your infrastructure team half assed the design or someone isn't well trained.it wasn't a 'well trained' thing. I had to choose which of two buttons (right next to eachother) to click dozens of times a day. One misclick by a couple of pixels, over 3 years was all it took.the buttons labels were similar enough and ambiguous
(DIR) Post #B5nU38S5Ro8JEzYjIm by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2026-04-29T20:31:07.214872Z
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"people who disagree with me are selfish" brilliant insight Jeff thanks you've opened my eyes with that one
(DIR) Post #B5nlnSGVoS0LESolZQ by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T23:49:55.711660Z
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You can keep asserting that one of the options is murder all you want, it will never ever be murder. Ever.
(DIR) Post #B5nluQYWZD6DxQZFce by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-29T23:51:14.232132Z
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Ah you're trolling. Got me good, well done. :KazumaThumbsUp:
(DIR) Post #B5nrFllFQAZHZnVz2O by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T00:51:06.860642Z
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@WTFPurpleAlpaca @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss ah yes "it's not murder because I say so LALALLAALA I CANT HEAR YOU MY LALALALA" argument
(DIR) Post #B5nrJSMLUviUYscpW4 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T00:51:46.732185Z
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@WTFPurpleAlpaca @Hoss @maxmustermann there's gotta be a term for this : troll-detection algorithm FAIL
(DIR) Post #B5nrUcChElAkHLQtY8 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T00:53:46.280259Z
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All they had to do was press the red button. Only the bluetards are condemning themselves to potential execution.
(DIR) Post #B5nrnR4CrsnBExR5pw by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T00:57:11.972428Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain "All you have to do is kill the other guy. Pick up the hand gun and shoot him and you can go free. If you don't want to do this i'll give the next guy the chance to do the same to you "
(DIR) Post #B5ns82ZZ8FeDM0vfVY by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T01:00:47.355902Z
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See this is exactly why I'd happily press red, the world would be better off without the emotional extortion of bluesers like you.
(DIR) Post #B5nsNifWtxxoFzC9ke by harblinger@wizard.casa
2026-04-30T01:03:43.920487Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @jeffcliff when the blusers get >51% they're going to kill us red pressers because it's morally correct in their mind :harold:
(DIR) Post #B5nsVsh7VhtNfRpZTs by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T01:05:13.969318Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain sucks for you i guess then that there's no such button :mario:
(DIR) Post #B5nt2JDuPcQXDCd8e8 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T01:11:02.514798Z
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They've already psychologically wargamed how mass murder of the red pressers is actually self-defense because we're heckin' ontologically evil.
(DIR) Post #B5nt9k01G4EcHcg3V2 by Griffith@clubcyberia.co
2026-04-30T01:12:24.197351Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @jeffcliff @harblinger bliggers not contemplating the scenario at all, just turning it into red team vs blue team again because they're bliggers.
(DIR) Post #B5ntDhvwsd9D2EfHJA by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T01:13:08.975018Z
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@Griffith @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger clearly I've done more than that.
(DIR) Post #B5ntG69tmcFGkMKVbE by harblinger@wizard.casa
2026-04-30T01:13:33.571880Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @jeffcliff>No tolerance for the intoleranttype shit and then perform the most heinous crimes against humanity while never realizing (or admitting? psychopathy?) they're "the baddies"
(DIR) Post #B5ntNj4xTcLFU0ek4G by Griffith@clubcyberia.co
2026-04-30T01:14:54.154763Z
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@jeffcliff @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger Who are you?
(DIR) Post #B5ntSjngDqJNATxpoW by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T01:15:48.545118Z
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@jeffcliff @Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain "all you have to do is not drink the kool-aid. but if enough people drink the kool-aid the ambulance will be called to save the kool-aid drinkers"
(DIR) Post #B5ntbdR5FqE22FdaEK by captainslow@poa.st
2026-04-30T01:12:13.764983Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Spooky
(DIR) Post #B5ntniziPhyCkYbJhI by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T01:19:34.170970Z
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kool-aid drinker extremely upset the other guy didn't drink the kool-aid and go through stomach pumping like he did
(DIR) Post #B5nu0rzuFfNiR9xTe4 by harblinger@wizard.casa
2026-04-30T01:21:57.888523Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @jeffcliff I want to add this cfang post (tl;dr I know) but I highlighted the point that explains where blue pressers are coming fromI honestly had no idea why this thought experiment gained so much traction, but I think this is it
(DIR) Post #B5nu3cNWmNHsreJk48 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T01:22:31.735369Z
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@Griffith @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger https://video.tsundere.love/w/czhtxcpHGZ2Wp5gyhSbzCX is not a terrible start. http://b4hntuy3fimfh2227vf4f74emnya7p35i5brtqujs6leqvtclfwvjbqd.onion/ is my website (you'll need tor)
(DIR) Post #B5nuEaqmnijfJJEi4u by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T01:24:31.087609Z
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@harblinger @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss Except in *this* threadthe moralizing is being done primarily by *red* pushers *they* are the ones who are starting with their decision (push the red button), then justifying it with moral claims, and then defending those claims.
(DIR) Post #B5nvYLAstQ84RFcK1I by conspiracy@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T01:33:15.059303Z
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(DIR) Post #B5nvonnSFD31qFVWka by harblinger@wizard.casa
2026-04-30T01:42:14.260731Z
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@jeffcliff @egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @Hoss idk really? I was just like "Just don't fucking die" and pressed the red button, who would push the blue button?
(DIR) Post #B5nwC53eEYPG2LBKpU by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T01:46:27.340736Z
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Blue button requires the kind of warped thinking that gets people drawn into cults.
(DIR) Post #B5nwkMuyKwhNH5TQTA by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-30T01:52:35.464833Z
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I'm pressing red specifically to kill Jeff Cliff
(DIR) Post #B5nxTwvjI6SpznYvzs by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T02:00:50.075651Z
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@harblinger @Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @jeffcliff basically people using mental shortcuts instead of their brains, just like how they outsourced covid opinions to Experts and the Science
(DIR) Post #B5ny0sOhAHMPUfoO0W by harblinger@wizard.casa
2026-04-30T02:06:50.060334Z
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@hakui @egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @Hoss @jeffcliff tbh I used a mental shortcut, looking out for myself
(DIR) Post #B5nzCqyONypsVPmeLQ by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T02:20:13.588619Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger Gonna take more than a button, sorry
(DIR) Post #B5nzHWNCP3Oi42c2dM by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T02:21:04.378652Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @harblinger Red button requires the kind of warped thinking that trains people to kill for others. [ie exactly what a *really dangerous* cult needs]
(DIR) Post #B5nzqJsIravhR8kq5A by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T02:27:18.456486Z
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(DIR) Post #B5nzua5uVAg6tn9Qwa by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T02:28:07.124878Z
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@Kang_Kong3 @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss you: [ Red | Blue ] Me---Red 0,0 DEATH,0Blue 0,DEATH 0,0this is not a prisoners dilemma.this is a Coordination gamehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordination_game
(DIR) Post #B5nzzqEhujQ0PTm3uq by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:29:04.978655Z
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Dm address so I can beat you to death with a red button.
(DIR) Post #B5o0T2VHNq92r1Rr2O by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T02:34:21.592579Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @harblinger y'all are literally circling the drain on a death cult that wants to kill its outgroup https://poa.st/objects/8d7e8a87-240d-4cd8-8375-4f816d7592b9
(DIR) Post #B5o0VDOXrPyNDEKsme by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T02:34:45.164829Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger :KysRope:
(DIR) Post #B5o0ZVLZ3ddo30zG4G by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:35:31.679029Z
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Pushing blue to kill myself after I beat Jeff Cliff to death with a red button
(DIR) Post #B5o0zYnOrCVmH1QnAm by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:40:14.228440Z
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Blue button confirmed to be tranny pilled.
(DIR) Post #B5o1VnK6NbqYb267XM by yockeypuck@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:46:03.727760Z
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This is a Jeff Cliff respecting instance.Goodbye.
(DIR) Post #B5o1XJAnRqFxfOT15E by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T02:46:19.840278Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@Kang_Kong3 @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss @egirlyuumimain ( and just going to point out that i did a series of videos that included the solution to this kind of problem type as its topic like 11 years ago. it's not very good but it's what I consider it one of the 10 most important ideas of 1963-2013 )
(DIR) Post #B5o1xQiS1i9sabfFoW by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:51:03.348253Z
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I'm still beating Jeff Cliff to death (out of respect)
(DIR) Post #B5o2OR5ijtQvZXQTUe by BarelyEagle@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:55:56.453382Z
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This is hilarious because it lines up perfectly with leftist rhetoric and decision making - they all say they’d push blue, but their actual political decisions push red. Blue only works in a high trust homogenous group, 80% of the global population lack the brain power for altruistic reasoning and will pick red, meaning blue is for suicide.
(DIR) Post #B5o3GRyPfwVNwglQYq by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:05:42.097654Z
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Thank God the Blues won't win then
(DIR) Post #B5o3GmvHmlTuv4Sj6O by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T03:05:45.680511Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger "niggers exist so i should also be no better than a nigger" - @BarelyEagle :KysRope:
(DIR) Post #B5o3RLYZsBVTEJsL8y by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:07:40.315327Z
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They are dead because of their own actions.You don't get to change the meaning of words. You do not get to apportion blame for your own actions that are fundamentally disconnected from someone else's. If I put a gun to your head that is me coercing you with the threat of murder (correct usage). If you put a gun to your own head that is you being coercive with the threat of your own suicide. If I pick red and you pick blue and then blow your brains out that is you committing suicide. End of discussion.
(DIR) Post #B5o3ZXxzcJgI2FfoHo by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T03:09:09.100309Z
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@WTFPurpleAlpaca @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @Hoss > They are dead because of their own actions.No, they are dead because of the people who pushed red and had them killed > You don't get to change the meaning of words. You do not get to apportion blame for your own actions that are fundamentally disconnected from someone else's. They aren't fundamentally disconnected. they are directly connected. That is what the words mean.You have the gun, by pushing red. You're choosing the strategy that results in someone's death no different than taking a strategy of holding a gun to their head and pulling the trigger.> If I pick red and you pick blue and then blow your brains out that is you committing suicide.*and* it's you killing me.
(DIR) Post #B5o3gHLToRF6VqrxI0 by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:10:22.048094Z
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Then I take a stand and push no button, I'm not someone who blindly follows the crowd like you Jeff Cliff.
(DIR) Post #B5o3mIdnuOWwGhJM8W by BarelyEagle@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:11:27.508434Z
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You misunderstand Jeff, we are implementing total nigger death so that we may safely press the blue button. See total nigger death is guaranteed even in the thought problem above - altruistic White people make up a small portion of the global population, but the majority melanoids rely on White largess for survival. So when they vote to kill off the Whites by pressing red they all starve to death.
(DIR) Post #B5o3oBmiN4B3aDNclk by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T03:11:47.784062Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss and what crowd are you accusing me of following, exactly? Literally everyone i've talked to this about would push red.
(DIR) Post #B5o3uFNBwVAqRwKYBk by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:12:53.524978Z
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And you would push blue?
(DIR) Post #B5o3z9yFSJRn8u0R9c by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T03:13:46.788104Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss I already mentioned the solution to this dillemma please keep up.
(DIR) Post #B5o53frQvmP9A0XE5Q by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:25:48.273005Z
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> Blue only works in a high trust homogenous group, 80% of the global population lack the brain power for altruistic reasoning and will pick red, meaning blue is for suicideThe blue button arguers seem to be saying that because someone is too stupid to push the button that guarantees their survival I'm the one responsible. 🤔
(DIR) Post #B5o5ACMb03NhheDokS by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T03:26:58.826477Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger yes you are responsible if you murder someone :eyeroll:
(DIR) Post #B5o5kZE3TZQn2AZL0a by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:33:33.417533Z
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> yes you are responsible if you murder someone Who am I murdering, Jeff? What action have I taken against anyone? I'm not forcing them to push a button.
(DIR) Post #B5o6CTLIwVAKtdGYUa by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T03:38:35.412837Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger the blue button pushers.> I'm not forcing them to push a button. you're pushing the button that kills them.
(DIR) Post #B5o6M0fcOtZormJchs by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:40:19.424928Z
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> you're pushing the button that kills them.My pushing either button isn't killing anyone, Jeff. I can push colored buttons all day long and no one dies.
(DIR) Post #B5o6q2yoNVIUiVcF8K by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T03:45:39.723992Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @jeffcliff @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger i outright refuse to donate to any charities for cancer or heart disease after the covid jabs were rolled out
(DIR) Post #B5o7T7vjuFXnMdoVF2 by dirtysteve@poa.st
2026-04-30T03:16:34.047699Z
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If you say his name three times he shows up and hands you a Covid mask. That is how I get free ones.
(DIR) Post #B5oC7EByRZomBWmgPg by Dubbub@detroitriotcity.com
2026-04-30T04:44:52.737235Z
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@Hoss It's a logic problem, you'd always press the red button. There is simply no benefit to pressing the blue button, unless it includes people who aren't given the option to press a button. Also having it the same colours as the parties is fake and gay.
(DIR) Post #B5oCAlcob6PkkC1i9g by BarelyEagle@poa.st
2026-04-30T04:45:31.297658Z
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And we all thank Jeff for pushing blue
(DIR) Post #B5oCGY35zC9aNN4koy by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T04:46:31.459942Z
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There's nothing to even make the problem interesting because pressing the red button costs you nothing.
(DIR) Post #B5oClLoFXfAPOQorr6 by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T04:51:59.765827Z
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@Hoss @Dubbub the cost is that other blue button pushers call you a bad person
(DIR) Post #B5oCrU0606QqXDHh4q by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T04:53:13.386900Z
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Only if they win.
(DIR) Post #B5oCsl7bpWNlvOPJFw by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T04:53:25.054986Z
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@jeffcliff @WTFPurpleAlpaca @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss @egirlyuumimain >THE KOOL-AID DRINKERS ARE DEAD BECAUSE THE NON-DRINKERS DIDN'T DRINK IT ALONG WITH THEM AND THERE AREN'T ENOUGH RESULTING CASUALTIES FOR SOMEONE TO CALL THE AMBULANCE AND SAVE EVERYONE
(DIR) Post #B5oCvsNvHZ6pJsWYym by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T04:53:59.964972Z
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@Hoss @Dubbub oh right it's a private vote lol
(DIR) Post #B5oD4u9Q5MFZP42t7Y by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T04:55:37.467505Z
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Imagine being at blue button cult HQ when the results come in and only half of them actually drop dead.
(DIR) Post #B5oD7t22hbGynl16o4 by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T04:56:08.943069Z
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@Hoss @Dubbub so /that/'s the real cost of pushing red lol
(DIR) Post #B5oDCT5kZgzDnUw50y by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-30T04:57:00.430898Z
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That's why I said there should be some risk or downside to voting red
(DIR) Post #B5oDGdiJ1b7ttmxVvk by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T04:57:39.954028Z
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@Hoss @Dubbub red button pushers have no qualm about declaring they're pressing redblue button shills risk surviving and being outed as a hypocrite, which is worse than death
(DIR) Post #B5oDIF3ffE2a0iiTTc by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T04:58:01.912146Z
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Exposed secret red button pushers standing among the corpses of the blue button believers.
(DIR) Post #B5oDLUCTp3W9qFNqc4 by histoire3@shota.house
2026-04-30T04:58:39.651Z
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@egirlyuumimain@poa.st It shows a complete lack of logical thinking on the side of people who answered It's a psyop to black pill logical thinkers, prove me wrong
(DIR) Post #B5oDcXMHKmPGYj668O by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T05:01:40.353825Z
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I'll give one small concession to Jeff in the narrow case of the blue button shill that secretly presses red. Those particular red button pushers are culpable for everybody they convinced to press blue.
(DIR) Post #B5oDw2X3eeOakGRHHs by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T05:05:12.399587Z
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@egirlyuumimain @Hoss @Dubbub if there was a risk to pushing red it would be grounds for an actual debatethe fact that there are no downsides to just pushing red and yet there are people pushing blue is what makes it interesting
(DIR) Post #B5oE1A6ouaMFgyboXY by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T05:06:09.838607Z
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@histoire3 @egirlyuumimain bascially the jews are right about the goyim, but i already knew that for the past 5 years
(DIR) Post #B5oE3VIB7kbFyC2QsK by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
2026-04-30T05:06:35.331089Z
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@Hoss @Dubbub @hakui what if they pressed red so that they could kill other false blue button pushers and then themselves?
(DIR) Post #B5oE6zIg0lLFuHvsdk by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T05:07:12.910860Z
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@Inginsub @Hoss @Dubbub if they were already suicidal they'd have just pushed blue
(DIR) Post #B5oEA8AFVlSyGcUP4q by hazlin@annihilation.social
2026-04-30T05:07:47.977970Z
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@Inginsub @Dubbub @Hoss @hakui > they believed in blue the most
(DIR) Post #B5oECbf2oY0eKR4eoq by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
2026-04-30T05:08:13.985761Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@hazlin @Dubbub @Hoss @hakui jonestown style
(DIR) Post #B5oEGv3kdJQ3eNgetk by histoire3@shota.house
2026-04-30T05:09:02.396Z
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @egirlyuumimain@poa.st Essentially, yeahVery disappointing. Oh well.
(DIR) Post #B5oEP2PnAYvKmOrraS by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T05:10:26.897167Z
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@histoire3 @egirlyuumimain and ironically it makes the accusations of "you push red because you want the blue pushers to die" true :oyvey:
(DIR) Post #B5oEWFthRNRkcbIYlM by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T05:11:48.879635Z
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Retards master race!
(DIR) Post #B5oGRvZ1IXjsJAgogS by histoire3@shota.house
2026-04-30T05:33:25.917Z
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @egirlyuumimain@poa.st Blue sissies in shambles.I would actually be interested in seeing the demographics of who votes what
(DIR) Post #B5oGZJ5QEwCPI0Me8W by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T05:34:42.623127Z
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@histoire3 @egirlyuumimain the original thought experiment says your vote is secret ;)
(DIR) Post #B5oGfUWcckWoVH2HCq by histoire3@shota.house
2026-04-30T05:35:53.228Z
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @egirlyuumimain@poa.st I obtained a fisa warrant
(DIR) Post #B5oK0lv5RiwAOaJm0O by meeper@udongein.xyz
2026-04-30T06:13:15.247178Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Hoss Everyone presses red and everyone survives :/
(DIR) Post #B5oLFjWyi55jHhjtwm by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-04-30T06:27:15.363043Z
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It kills your pride in the color blue. Blue needs you to defeat red, the color of communism. You're just going to leave them hanging?
(DIR) Post #B5oLfyiEt5pltmWMsq by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T06:31:56.624590Z
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Remember when that one retard posted pictures inside the Reddit Legion barracks and then a few hours later Russia leveled it with Iskanders?
(DIR) Post #B5oSkYhjiCRUMZPvIO by condret@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T07:51:15.058270Z
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@jeffcliff @egirlyuumimain @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss pushing the "wrong" button, doesn't make you a murderer. Why would you push a button in the first place? I guess you'd be forced to make a decission. Whoever forces you to pick a button is the actual murderer if you press red
(DIR) Post #B5oVUvhyiRzAwBllgW by MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
2026-04-30T08:22:00.225408Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
I pick red because its the cooler color of the two
(DIR) Post #B5of3MN4zPBb43UE9Q by forcedinductionretard@pl.pube.tk
2026-04-30T10:09:06.555011Z
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@hakui @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @jeffcliff «All you have to do is grab the power line. If enough people do it, there won't be enough current to fry everyone LiveLeak style»
(DIR) Post #B5ogzpq3gjJdCpUKmG by CapitalB@noauthority.social
2026-04-30T06:38:43Z
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@Dubbub @Hoss Blue is AfD, red SPD (??)
(DIR) Post #B5pHGPuevhAO4TqXBY by SavvyLevie@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:06:12.958351Z
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Nigger since when do you care about the Ten Commandments? Aren't you an enlightened atheist™? Funny how suddenly the words of God are important for your retarded arguments.
(DIR) Post #B5pHcmsqCoqLgUfAPo by EnnaComa@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:25:02.167639Z
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@harblinger @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @jeffcliff this is how most society makes decisions. "What makes me feel like I'm a good person?" and make justifications after that.
(DIR) Post #B5pKnL10SY5CIgCkz2 by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T17:56:04.817223Z
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> It kills your pride in the color blue. Blue needs you to defeat red, the color of communism. You're just going to leave them hanging?I'm supposed to have pride in a color because someone else chooses a different color to represent them? 🤔 It's also a simple fact that up through Reagan, red was the color they used to represent Democrats, not blue. I'm not sure when the media decided to switch them around.
(DIR) Post #B5pM3trWlZlOxqESyO by MartianM00n@poa.st
2026-04-30T18:10:59.696157Z
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IQ test. Not a moral one. Of course most people fail. They'd fail its moral counterpart as well.
(DIR) Post #B5pMfISYHGh7xvNlVA by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T18:17:47.865035Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger >My pushing either button isn't killing anyone, Jeff. I can push colored buttons all day long and no one dies.this button *by definition* has another function than those buttons. That's a feature of the scenario
(DIR) Post #B5pN44iGWXvcZSY0FE by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T18:22:16.253297Z
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@condret @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss @egirlyuumimain pushing the "wrong" button, doesn't make you a murderer."I'm not a murderer -- I just pulled the trigger. The gun did the killing"> Why would you push a button in the first place? I guess you'd be forced to make a decission. Whoever forces you to pick a button is the actual murderer if you press redAh yes the "He had a gun pointed to my head and made me shoot the other guy" defence. You're still a murderer if you could have chosen not to kill the other guy (even if it's justifiable homicide)
(DIR) Post #B5pOsOKHyadVpktBia by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T18:42:34.734939Z
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> this button *by definition* has another function than those buttons. That's a feature of the scenarioSo I'm now responsible for the function of something I had no hand in making and don't even believe is possible? I guess that makes you responsible for Covid and all the people that you think died from it, Jeff.
(DIR) Post #B5pOxgbfRDQfydXhLM by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T18:43:31.715173Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger> So I'm now responsible for the function of something I had no hand in making and don't even believe is possible?"I don't believe that guns are possible, so when i pulled the trigger I'm not responsible"> I guess that makes you responsible for Covid and all the people that you think died from it, Jeff.Oh yeah the guy who is against killing people with covid and does what he can to stop it is responsible :eyeroll:
(DIR) Post #B5pPkOiUjzK0gLxnGa by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T18:51:50.675719Z
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> "I don't believe that guns are possible, so when i pulled the trigger I'm not responsible"I can show you a gun. Just come by whenever you're ready to see one. You can't show me such a button.> Oh yeah the guy who is against killing people with covid and does what he can to stop it is responsible :eyeroll: You've never once actually demonstrated you're against killing people with covid Jeff. You'd actually celebrate if I died from it.
(DIR) Post #B5pQCEexj43TbDaLOC by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T18:57:21.605916Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger >You can't show me such a button.Under the assumption of this scenario, I would be able to. This whole scenario depends on you understanding how a hypothetical situation works -- which you seem to be unwilling or unable here. Are you unable to handle hypotheticals and assumptions generally? How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning??> You'd actually celebrate if I died from it.Absolutely.
(DIR) Post #B5pQKslYUloKIsnB56 by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T18:58:55.089527Z
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> Under the assumption of this scenario, I would be able to.No, you wouldn't. You have no proof that it would work until it actually did.Whereas I can easily demonstrate to you that my guns work.
(DIR) Post #B5pQQoacw3jD5YVe8e by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T19:00:00.040684Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger Ah the "I didn't think the gun was loaded" defence. So you can push any button you want, including blue because it doesn't matter -- you aren't sure that the button does anything so what does it matter which one you push? Moral cop out cope.
(DIR) Post #B5pQViFBxLDIr6oovw by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T19:00:46.186847Z
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> Ah the "I didn't think the gun was loaded" defence. My guns are always loaded. 😈 Your button is a figment of your imagination.
(DIR) Post #B5pQc6TklS9pkwg2bo by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T19:02:02.419932Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger>Your button is a figment of your imagination.Again: that's the scenario, it is a hypothetical situation. That's literally the point of this thread is to deal with a hypothetical.How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
(DIR) Post #B5pQeEQ6D7fOxpyzEu by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T19:02:25.696931Z
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> you aren't sure that the button does anything so what does it matter which one you push?I have never once said which button I would push, Jeff. And you'll never know. I might choose not push either, because that's an undefined condition and since I didn't press the blue button I'd still be alive.
(DIR) Post #B5pQnbXdc9uvHSyi9Y by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T19:03:26.133637Z
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> Again: that's the scenario, it is a hypothetical situation.You're the one not treating as such, not us.> That's literally the point of this thread is to deal with a hypothetical.Something you seem incapable of doing.
(DIR) Post #B5pQy1cbVJjP3wGna4 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T19:06:00.064063Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger > You're the one not treating as such, not us.That's because it is a hypothetical situation. And everyone else in this thread other than you has no problem reasoning about it as such.
(DIR) Post #B5pSB5ovIwuXnrpLv6 by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T19:19:34.368180Z
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> That's because it is a hypothetical situation. Again, you're not treating it as a hypothetical. You're treating it as if it were real. We're not.> And everyone else in this thread other than you has no problem reasoning about it as such.I have no problem with same. You do.
(DIR) Post #B5pV2zSHO0dBbk40yO by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T19:51:40.966002Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger >You're treating it as if it were real. We're not.:facepalm: of COURSE there is no real red or blue button. ffs. It's a hypothetical scenario *within the context of which the button is real*.> I have no problem with same. You clearly do
(DIR) Post #B5pVH1H1QEZ5IlUJDE by caekislove@caekis.love
2026-04-30T19:54:14.095796Z
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Hell yeah Jeff Cliff weighing in on the blue button discourse is why I log on to this webcite every day
(DIR) Post #B5pVgPlxTMYQWW4ExU by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T19:58:49.236169Z
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@caekislove @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @James_Dixon @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger seriously though this is one of those rare cases where I actually have the right answer to a problem that the vast majority of people are not going to know about (ie coordination games and reaching correlated equilibriums)
(DIR) Post #B5pYHTEvkBdptrPrsm by caekislove@caekis.love
2026-04-30T20:27:55.702724Z
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In regards to the button discourse on twitter, I'd imagine that if the color of the buttons was reversed you'd see a lot of the same people arguing on the opposite side.
(DIR) Post #B5pc4GI6yWhVnBrSMK by condret@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T21:10:23.142429Z
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@jeffcliff @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss @egirlyuumimain is it still murder if it turns out everybody pressed the red button and nobody died?
(DIR) Post #B5pcOPQ6kAENtgCyjA by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T21:13:52.689117Z
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>You're still a murderer if you could have chosen not to kill the other guy (even if it's justifiable homicide)Definitionally false.
(DIR) Post #B5pdQXMiH3z94XCPRY by patris@poa.st
2026-04-30T18:23:09.563196Z
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Oh man. The switch. I remember it, but I can't remember exactly when it was. It seemed like a social experiment at the time. A test.
(DIR) Post #B5peUqASPRrkV05Aae by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T21:37:36.055269Z
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> It's a hypothetical scenario *within the context of which the button is real*.Which you're treating as if it were real.> You clearly doYou're clear delusional. But then we all already knew that.> This is you right nowLet me tell you what you're thinking right now, random stranger on the Internet whom I've never met.
(DIR) Post #B5peqCrTEIyCxoODS4 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T21:41:27.177965Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger > Which you're treating as if it were real.which I'm reasoning about *as if it were real* yes within the hypothetical context > You're clear delusional. But then we all already knew that.I'm not "delusional" because I can reason about what I would be like if I hadn't eaten breakfast, or the moral implications of pressing a button based on a scenario layed out by OP.> Let me tell you what you're thinking right now, random stranger on the Internet whom I've never met.That is based on what you've actually said and represents an analogous statement showing the type of mistake you are making.
(DIR) Post #B5pf0RtYBqwKU9FLM0 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T21:43:17.576241Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @condret Now we're into semantics. I have already shown a definition of murder that doesn't have this flaw, so we are now disagreeing purely between which definition of murder to use { canadian oxford english or whatever you're using }though I would imagine the parts you've clipped off ie 2 3 4 are more favourable to my interpretation
(DIR) Post #B5pfC5tVoVuPj6mVX6 by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T21:45:24.966870Z
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@condret @ForbiddenDreamer @Hoss @egirlyuumimain no, it would only be attempted murder and even probably not even that
(DIR) Post #B5pgr9dqsyCzAybEHI by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T22:03:47.942036Z
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If I defended myself with lethal force and was acquitted on grounds of justifiable homicide, calling me a murderer would be a defamatory statement. All murderers kill, but not everybody who kills is a murderer.
(DIR) Post #B5pgsnfTYS77bY8xyC by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T22:04:20.198449Z
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@Hoss @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @condret >would be a defamatory statement.in a court of lawwe are not in a court of law.
(DIR) Post #B5ph7j158C11WQMmZM by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T22:06:52.014237Z
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>who is who might look differently if you're the one being killed.Yeah, I imagine most blue button pressers struggle with the trappings of objective reality.
(DIR) Post #B5piK4TTHEJNVA62D2 by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-30T22:19:40.965475Z
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Don't feel bad Hoss as Im vaporized away when the vote tally happensIt wasn't your fault
(DIR) Post #B5pj3q3NE3j463iGXo by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-04-30T22:28:38.553125Z
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Before you press the blue button, you should know Tim Pool also said he'd choose blue. Do you really want to die in the same cringe button-centric suicide cult as Beanie Boy?
(DIR) Post #B5pjLldyMM8ddINgKu by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-04-30T22:31:59.257966Z
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> which I'm reasoning about *as if it were real* yes within the hypothetical context Those words don't mean what you think they mean.> I'm not "delusional"...Exactly what someone who was delusional would say.> That is based on what you've actually said...See delusional above.
(DIR) Post #B5pm4LE9cbsidwgeC8 by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-30T23:02:27.123101Z
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Well i really dont want to to varnish cabinets tomorrow and if I die today from pressing the button I dont have to
(DIR) Post #B5pmNhlI3zPG2DQ3Rg by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2026-04-30T23:05:52.540113Z
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@Hoss @jeffcliff @ForbiddenDreamer @egirlyuumimain @condret >if you're the one being killedthe only person a blue button presser is killing is himself lmao
(DIR) Post #B5pnmRhh0I2fQR67UW by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T23:21:37.206131Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger >Those words don't mean what you think they mean.If we are considering the hypothetical A ("there is a red button") and I make some inferences based on that hypothetical that lead to some conclusion C that is going to be based on the assumption of A being true. I don't need to explicitly believe A in order to draw conclusion C from the assumption A if A->C can be shown..
(DIR) Post #B5poGvLjLVTm3dMGem by MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
2026-04-30T23:27:06.919334Z
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Tl;dr this entire thread, but red button = you live if you press it, and blue = less than 50% press you die/more than 50% press everyone lives. Why would anyone other than the suicidal and retarded press blue
(DIR) Post #B5poLbfxv3yiUN3WSW by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-04-30T23:27:58.956909Z
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Because you will be morally superior
(DIR) Post #B5poZGT9Yu0CluZka8 by MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
2026-04-30T23:30:25.851774Z
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Nah red is a cooler color, so obviously red the morally superior option. Like gambling with suicide ever makes you moral, its only based if you know it will kill you
(DIR) Post #B5pv0RFkAxhNlDe0Ce by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T00:42:35.501910Z
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> Because you will be morally superiorThe only morally superior position would be to refuse to press either button.
(DIR) Post #B5pw8X9IEqr8Jk3DWa by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T00:55:15.584745Z
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> If we are considering the hypothetical A ("there is a red button") and I make some inferences based on that hypotheticalThen you're making assumptions not in the original conditions.> that lead to some conclusion C that is going to be based on the assumption of A being true.Not if your inferences are false or imaginary. Both of which are the case for you.
(DIR) Post #B5pwKmybDZsesetPN2 by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T00:57:22.458032Z
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> Why would anyone other than the suicidal and retarded press blueBecause they're insane enough that it makes them feel better about themselves.
(DIR) Post #B5q8GXFOxGuIODUR4y by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-05-01T03:11:09.589273Z
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@James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger You've accused me of 3 things here* making inferences that are false (ie merely saying NUH UH' without justification beyond what i've already covered above) * making inferences that are imaginary* making additional assumptions beyond the scenarioThe first of the 3: I don't think there needs to be much more said beyond that. If you've got a reason that I'm wrong, you should explain it other than just saying it's false.For the second: ie> Not if your inferences are ... or imaginary. Right but, you are required to *imagine* what things *would* be like. that's what imagination *is* - simulating what *would* be. Your imagination is your brains facility to picture, visually or otherwise, what things *would* be like based on various assumptions. ie making inferences, deductive, abductive *or* inductive all require the use of an imaginary capacity to come up with and express. We are reasoning *in* our imagination based on the logic inherent to the situation and the objects assumed within it.> Then you're making assumptions not in the original conditions.What assumptions are you accusing me of making ? Let's hear them.
(DIR) Post #B5q8LfZFRrjTdrDmAC by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-05-01T03:12:05.523383Z
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@James_Dixon @MasterSimper @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblingerIt's not insanity to not want to push a button that will murder someone else. That action can be made with crystal clear sanity and well-informed moral purpose.
(DIR) Post #B5q8XZ1PbxAood4Asq by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-05-01T03:14:14.476916Z
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@James_Dixon @MasterSimper @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger ...and that's the last of my time you're going to get, covidiot. I've given you more than enough of my patience and time, but that's the last grain of it you will have. To mute you finally go.
(DIR) Post #B5q96EpMgX1sJrxubI by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-05-01T03:20:30.398839Z
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@MasterSimper @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @James_Dixon @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger red is literally not a cool colour. blue is a cool colour. this is like #colourtheory basics
(DIR) Post #B5q9BWY0EK26j0Mg4m by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-05-01T03:21:27.764811Z
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@MasterSimper @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @James_Dixon @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger > Why would anyone other than the suicidal and retarded press blue...because they assign value to other people's lives in addition to their own
(DIR) Post #B5q9MbvqYCJEbtnv7Y by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-05-01T03:23:25.841562Z
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@Xenophon @MasterSimper @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @James_Dixon @WTFPurpleAlpaca @egirlyuumimain @Hoss @harblinger if anything it's the other way around: the moral development of a person is stunted and retarded if they cannot think beyond their own mind to the wellbeing of other people
(DIR) Post #B5qBG7gsH5XwzMpqKm by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T03:44:02.797305Z
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> ...because they assign value to other people's lives in addition to their ownBut you don't, so you'll obviously be pressing the red button.
(DIR) Post #B5qBZCoDT7KyMiMuWG by Snidely_Whiplash@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-01T03:48:09.454934Z
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But he wants to thnik he is the sort of person that does value other people's lives. And he is, so long as they are theoretical people he never has to interact with.Actual real people, on the other hand, inflame him into towering outrage, and thoughts of violent murder and mutilation.
(DIR) Post #B5qBtFjEK6uxDCayoq by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T03:50:56.863521Z
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> * making inferences that are falseEvery inference I've ever seen you make has been false.> making inferences that are imaginaryMost of the inferences I've seen you make have been imaginary.> What assumptions are you accusing me of making ? How should I know? You're the one who said you were making them.
(DIR) Post #B5qC0CrzLn14NB0YoC by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T03:53:02.238765Z
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> It's not insanity to not want to push a button that will murder someone else.No button I might push is murdering anyone, Jeff. They alone are responsible for pushing the button that may kill them.
(DIR) Post #B5qC6Ja1Jaq2vCW3v6 by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T03:54:08.371890Z
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> and that's the last of my time you're going to get, covidiot.Promises, promises.If true I guess I finally got him to break character though. 😆
(DIR) Post #B5qCH88aCMaUcPq7oO by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T03:56:05.607885Z
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> if they cannot think beyond their own mind to the wellbeing of other peopleYou've never once demonstrated in your posts that you care about the well being of anyone but yourself, Jeff.
(DIR) Post #B5qCf1ADmGslwMzqTo by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T04:00:18.378146Z
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> Actual real people, on the other hand, inflame him into towering outrage, and thoughts of violent murder and mutilation.As he demonstrates on a regular basis. And hates us for pointing it out.
(DIR) Post #B5qFNyGRbYvDt3TDyS by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T04:30:55.991637Z
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Yes. Total Red Death. Always go blue.
(DIR) Post #B5qOXseIEjAGxFQRWK by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T06:13:34.875772Z
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> Yes. Total Red Death. Always go blue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBo_pLrwAX0
(DIR) Post #B5qOiRzXgiLrSpPA4u by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T06:15:28.867551Z
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ok commie up against the wall
(DIR) Post #B5qP3MI84nHPrm4Iym by egirlyuumimain@poa.st
2026-05-01T06:19:15.982427Z
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Vote blueNo matter who
(DIR) Post #B5qP3ThuVL3srlBUdU by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T06:19:17.546110Z
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> ok commie up against the wallAny time you want to try. 😈
(DIR) Post #B5qPASVTMnOTAZhArg by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T06:20:32.585756Z
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> Vote blueAgain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBo_pLrwAX0
(DIR) Post #B5qQSTbi757fkXlhqa by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T06:35:00.371302Z
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Gonna be real hard for you to push any buttons when your skull is being split open, commie 😤
(DIR) Post #B5qQTDXjKDGsDWGB1s by eee@poa.st
2026-05-01T06:22:31.099354Z
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vote bluecrystalline entity welcomes all
(DIR) Post #B5qQZlmIx8AS8ICY76 by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T06:36:19.392305Z
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(DIR) Post #B5qQyKnMPax5gbPOhk by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T06:40:44.049189Z
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Now help me kill the commies pushing the red button because they love blood and pain, and the jews that designed this test in the first place.There's always room on team blue for those that choose to push no buttons at all.
(DIR) Post #B5qRMVrQvBtCxJqJfM by SilverDeth
2026-05-01T06:45:09.009534Z
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@egirlyuumimain @Deplorable_Degenerate @James_Dixon @BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @WTFPurpleAlpaca @Hoss @jeffcliff @harblinger LOL.Imagine voting for some shitlib or cuck. LMFAO.I can't think of a bigger waste of my fucking time.You should kill yourself.
(DIR) Post #B5qRXBrfbhQa7l2qwa by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T06:47:03.648490Z
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So you're a red loving communist too, huh?
(DIR) Post #B5qfVP4KwR8Br70nJI by kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com
2026-05-01T09:23:34.125389Z
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@Hoss I don't believe any statistics that I did not fudge myself
(DIR) Post #B5qfotbPdvMS3VmGZs by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2026-05-01T09:27:02.843618Z
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The only thing I'm sure of is that most people would press the red button, but there's a subset of the populace (some of which would probably secretly press red anyway) that want to virtue signal about how picking the option where you're guaranteed to live means you're a murderer.
(DIR) Post #B5qg5RbYzT7495jsG0 by kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com
2026-05-01T09:30:05.600637Z
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@Hoss I think choosing the morally correct choice to virtue signal, i.e. socially conform, is actually good. for example being anal about Japanese social norms, not talking on train and such. however the leftist virtue signallers face the issue of being factually wrong :sadge:
(DIR) Post #B5qv4o2nZhh6lLdEMy by jmw150@poa.st
2026-05-01T12:17:30.570921Z
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N-player threshold coordination game with asymmetric survival payoffs, resembling a Stag Hunt game with catastrophic failure conditions.
(DIR) Post #B5qvp6liI2vS9kicpk by jmw150@poa.st
2026-05-01T12:26:26.055196Z
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I would have just taken the picture anyway. If the only consequence is a non-white feels uncomfortable, then oh well. Lol
(DIR) Post #B5r6tg8toN2SWLwhFo by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T14:30:32.573646Z
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> Gonna be real hard for you to push any buttons when your skull is being split open, commieLOL. Again, any time you want to try. 😈
(DIR) Post #B5rQGvIbWYjRJkHZse by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T18:07:38.014380Z
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Right now. 😤
(DIR) Post #B5rRVVKuR3kp5psSf2 by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T18:21:28.741967Z
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> Right nowSure. I'd be easy to find. I'll be waiting for you to show up.
(DIR) Post #B5rRbTM6iEYmghHdtg by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-01T18:22:32.916670Z
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Fucking cheater you're supposed to self dox so I can um go fight you in honorable combat 😏
(DIR) Post #B5rRuUcsDHVq87CBDU by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-05-01T18:25:07.865842Z
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This is like the 10 survivors in a boat but there only enough water and food for 4 people. Choose who you throw overboard
(DIR) Post #B5rWb6c9lMv3vbR1cm by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-01T19:18:30.908958Z
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> Fucking cheater you're supposed to self dox Everything you need to know to locate me is readily available in my timeline and profile, including a Ghiblified photo. 😆
(DIR) Post #B5sPOwGtt1y1r1hhGS by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-02T05:32:35.336985Z
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Eh, effort.
(DIR) Post #B5t7xFAoVpZmJ31bXc by James_Dixon@poa.st
2026-05-02T13:51:48.805820Z
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> Eh, effort."Nothing good comes easy."
(DIR) Post #B5t90zZCZyyL11mdRg by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-05-02T14:03:41.196724Z
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Especially goes for women